Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 36, Number 17, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 January 1894 — Page 8

W. C. Downs, D D.S.

Corner 4th & Main Street, HUNTINGBURG, - INDIANA. MAKES SPECIALTIES OF: Crown anil IJridgo Work, Painlcgs Extraction, Treatment ami Saving ibo Teeth, First Class Work, Reasonable Trices. At the Indium Hotel. .In!'"- Tuimluy and Wednesday orearli wi-i-k, All Work Warranted. Dec. 1st 1893.-y THE HOLIDAY AND WINTER SEASON Is here and so are wo wilh the best STOCK OF FURNITURE. Seo Our Great 5 and 10 cent bar gain counters. Your best Chance. Don't Miss It! OUR STOCK OF COFFINS lias never been equaled. COME AND SEE US. Wo Will Endeavor To Pienso You. Alles Bros. N. W. Corner Public Squuro, Dc8,J93. Ja,pcr, Ind. INSURANCE! LIFE ! ACCIDENT! TORNADO! LIVESTOCK Farm Fire insurance for terms of five years, including lightning and steam thresher, at thirty cents a year on arh 100 of insurance: tornado st twenty cents. Representing tweui j' good companies and doing an exclusive insurance' business, I can give the above rares. Write or call Än ma hftfnrft niacins? vour insurMice. No one, excepting George Nix, nf fiaoevlllA. and Thteodore Gobraatin. of Ferdinand, is authorized to solicit insurance in my name W. A. WILSON. General Insurance Agent, Jasper, n d Kftftd WAGONS Of the best quality, audTcasy draught are. deinanned at tbia timo of the year, when so much heavy hauling is to bo done, by every Good Farmer, Who does not want to be delayed in his work, and have his teams idle on thejroad , the breakage of a wagon ponrly made, or of poor material. George P. Wagner, North Main street, Jasper, warrants all his wagons free from defects of material or workmanship, and will sell them as cheap as you pay for the inferior ones Come and see. He will also repair your shoddy wagon, when it breaks, if yon call onlhim. Oct., 27, '93, CTeU, MdTude-Mark j obtained, a nd nil Patm business conducted for modcratc Fees. Ou Orncc it Oppoutc U.S. Ptcnt Orncc W 9 A tmm rm r ..ruf. nilanl In lc itni I han thn f Steaoulrom IVathiriKton. 0 j Sead model, drawtnc or phoia, with dewlpJtion. We Bdrise, if patentable cr riot, free of J 0 ckarge. Our fee not due till patent it teemed. 5 Pamphlet, "How to Obtain 1'itenu. ' with 0 cett ol usie in the U.S. and foreign countries 2 cnt free. Address, 5 C.A.SNOW&CO.I $ ow. patcht Orncc, Washington, D. C. $ ST. SUFFERERS RECEIVE - 3 R E L I E F IVTHrntrAr Oliver V. R. Holme, Sia Cat writewl Cad f0 Remedy all and tven mrc Uta rapreMated. I . racAfe intuntsaeoui relief. . r.E.U. Carton, A. M.. Wirr, Kin., writet-Wm fcfrSAtadrtjr eminent pkytlciaat of ihit country aa4 , Gtrmtay vteied tha climate r diffcrtst Suttt " i5f Ki1!!1 Jik?J,yr repri". -U KYhclpf!'. M. Criui, O. wtitti Suffered witi ,i Attn 40 -yean. Your aedieiac la j minutet dof ."; "e haa, th watt emiaeat hyiiciaa did far .da it three yeart. -a nrdeiMfcal atltuftrm frem Aithiaa. Catarrh. 3T,,JW..Aaa kiadred iH)uim may tett the alua A4 or cat, ZIMMERMAN CO. rroiWk!.!. woHar,sYri Cc, .Ohl ' 'i- -

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man that got it up. Pa paid him, but he liad n wicketl louk in his eye.nudineand my chum lit out. aud tho Bohemians eamedown thostreet Win full, with their horns on their arm, and they were talking Bohemian for all that was out. They htopped in front of a vacant house and legan to play, but you couldn't tell what tune it was, they wero so full, and a policeman camo along and drove them home. I trm I will sleep at tho livery stable tonight, 'cause Pa is so otful unreasonable when anything costs him $3 besides tho champagne." "Well, you havo made a pretty mesa of it," said tho grocery man. "It's a wonder your Pa does not kill you. But what is it 1 hear about tho trouble at the i'hurch? They lay that foolishness to you." "It's all a lie. They lay everything to me. It was somo of them ducks that hing in tho choir. I was just as much mrprbed as anybody when it occurred. You see, our minister is laid up from the effect of tho rido to tho funeral, when he tried to run over a street cur, and an old deacon who had symptoms of beiug a minister in his youth was invited to tako tho minister's place and talk a little. Ho is an absentminded old party, who don't keep up with the events of tho day, and whoever played it on him knew that he was too pious to even read tho daily papers. Thero was a notico of a choir meeting to bo read, aud I think tho tenor smuggled in the other notice between that aud tho ono about the weekly prayer meeting. Anyway it wasn't me, but it like to broko up tho meeting. "After the deacon read the choir notice he took up the other ono and read: 'I am requested to announce that tho Y. M. C. association will give a friendly entertainment with soft gloves on Tuesday eveuing, to which all are invited. Brother John Sullivan, tho eminent Boston revivalist, will lead tho exercises, assisted by Brother Slade, the Maori missionary from Australia. Thero will bo no slugging, but a collection will be taken up at tho door to defray expenses. Well, I thought thu iteoplo in church would sink through thollijor. There was not a thtsoxi in tho church, except the poor old deacon, but who understood that somo wicked wretch had deceived him, and I know by tho way tho tenor tickled tho soprano that he did it. I may be mean, but everything I do is innocent, and I wouldn't be as mean as a choir singer for 2. "I felt real sorry for the old deacon, but he never know what ho had done, and I think it would bo real mean to tell hini. He won't be at tho slugging match. That remark about taking up a collection settled the deacon. I must go down to tho stable now and help grease a hack, so you will havo to excuse me. If Pa comes hero looking for uie, tellhim yon heard I was going to drive a picnic mrty

out to Waukesha and may not lw back in a week. By .hat timo Pa will have got over that Bohemian serenade," and the boy filled his pistol pocket with dried apples and went out and hung a sign in front of the grocery: STRAWBEKMEATWO SHILLINGS : A MKLU : AND ONE SMELL IS ENOUGH. : fCOJfTI.TD.J , A TENNYSON STORY. He Wm lllunt About the Value of Ilia 1'oeia, "The Keventje." A capital story which is quite au thentic is told about tho lato lau reato and his wonderful poem, "Tho Revenge." It was first published in Tho Nineteenth Century in 1878 or 1S79. On the eve of its publication Tennyson invited between 30 and 40 of his most intimate mends to his house in Eaton square, in order that ho might recite this patriotic piece to them. It is well known that Lord Tennyson was an excellent man of business. Had ho written "Paradise Lost" ho would havo been both very hungry and very cold be fore accepting 10 for the copyright. A letter of his is in existence, which, after offering tho right to publish his works at a certain price, ends with a declaration that wheth er the publisher accepts his offer or not ho (Lord Tennyson) would not accept "a blessed penny" less. In fact, ho was very much like a cot tain Leeds banker, who, when asked by a customer to cash a draft for a very large amount over ifkV counter replied, "We do nothing for nothing for nobody here." In Mr. Wcinw Keid's "Lifo of Lord Houghton ' there js an amusing letter from the late laureato, which compare the writing of poetry for nothing to tho milking of tho goats. When tho recital of -The Ke venge" in Eaton square took place, there was much "jingo" feeling about in fashionable society in London, and not u few infected jwrsons were among tlio reelect audience. As the poet proeewlett iu his rich nnd .onorous iouus, rcuiiuruu iu .uu riicau tractive by his Lincolnhiro uccmu,the favored few hung upon hLs Kords. When ho reached tho last I lines: j And üiewliüte kJ lunctl und fell on the I E&ot shattered tmvypt Simin, And tho littlo KcvenRo lwj.,' "cntdown by the Island cracs, To 1. Jvt4"rcrmoro In the main, j , tho feeling! of- iU present wercstrung up into excitement and en thusiasm, when to the amnyuuejit . of all tlio laureate added, without the slightest pauso and without tho least change of tone in his voice, "and the beggars only gave mo 300 for it I wheii'itWa.avorth nt least 500 or , more Cor. .Lecrfe Meftury A Modern Falber, Lover (to her father)! come to! you, i., totisk for j-our d.iughter'h j wind.1' i PäÜier-4lovyj)rgyokijugi Butrcitliink Huo'Sau.t have ii hereof. Perhis yqu won't .ihinfl fcciügcr 1 bout it. Boston Tmjjyijpt. ' ' e

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them F. O. R. car? at Japor. of defects of any kind. In all Please Cull and inspect slock. Nov. 3, 1893. WKST Itainhi'ldo Toviilili Trustees Notice. 5" 1 1 V, undersigned, TrtiMri; of II unbridle townhii, Dubois county, will attend lo Township business on Saturday of every week, nt his residence ou North Main Mroct, between Sevpnui and Eighth, iu Jasper. ' i he Library 01 suiu 'JVwushlp Is kept nt the bookstore nf Mr. M&coh (!o?mauii where iieruou?' wuulin.' books ran obhin iheui at auv time. JOSKPII ECKSTEIN, Trustn April 20, 1888 - ly. f'oli"iilin "i owulii Ire'w itiee, rm ndrrelirued, Tnmtrc of ColI umbia Tp., Dubois county, Ind.. wit! iitcnd to fownship buslncie ut his residence on every Saturday, and 1firspiH having township business to tranccct uo jaqtiestcd to present it on thai (J.v c'f UiO v.veu. The tosfnujisp Ifjiri'ry U kepi ut the ofllöo of the TrusUo, tsrficre.tiiosc entitled can obtain books. NELSON HARRIS, Trustee. Junp 27th,1888-ly.

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