Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 36, Number 15, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 December 1893 — Page 8

W. C. Down, D.D.8.

Coraer 4tb k Main Street, HUNTINGBURG. - INDIANA MAKIt SPECIALTIES OF: Crowa and Bridge Work, Palais ExtractiOB. Treatment and Saving tbe Teeth First ClaM Work. Reeeoaable Prices. At thm Indian Hotel, Jaer. Tuesday u4 Ws day 0 reach wmk. All Work Warranted. Dec. lit 1893.-y THE HOLIDAY AND WINTER SEASON Is here and o are we with tbe best STOCK OF FURNITURE. Sae Our Great 5 end 10 cent bar ftii couDtere. Yonr best Cbaaee. Don't Miis It ! OUR STOCK OF COFFINS Has never bees eqtuled. COME AND SEE US. We Will Endeavor To Please You. Alles Bros. N. W. Corner Public Square, Dec 893. Ja.per, Ind. INSURANCE! LIFE ! ACCIDENT! TORNADO! JLIVE STOCK Farai Fire iBiurance for terms of five years, iaclading lightning aud steam thresher, at thirty cents a year on each tlOO of Insurance: tornado st tweaty eeats. Representing tiren ty good coaipaBies and doing at zelaslva iaiaraace basioess, 1 can giva the abeva rates. Write or call aa sae before placing yoar laaarsnce. Na one, excepting George Nix, af Uayivllle, and Theodore Gobssinn f Fariiaaad, la aathorized to solicit iBsaraaea la say aaaie. W. A. WILSON. Uaaaeal laaaraaaa Ageat, Jasper, Ind laid .WAtltllS, Of the best qaslity, aad 'easy drsugbt are deaunaad atthis.tiae of tbe year, wfaea sa aaaea heavy nasilog is to be doBs, by every Good Farmer, Who does not waat t be delayed la hie work, aad have his taasjM Idle es the road y the Wtakage of a wagon paorlyinade, or of poor material. Qeorg P. Wtgiitr, North Mala street, Jsiper. warrants all hie wageaa free from defects of material 1 , ... B a a . . or worawansnip, mma win sell teem as cheap as yon pay for tbe inferior ones. Coase aad see. He will also repair your shoddy wagos, when it bresks, if you cell oa bias. Oct., 27, '93, aaai s Cmmm,aiTniMvki obtained, ind all PMsat mmi conducted for mobcn Tt ra. jeXM encc OPresrrc U. 8. Patcnt Ornet Jihw sea seenrs patent ia leia Use lha tkotc J ammm Haan- Bnw ar rr nmn with - . . . 1 ..... . mum " mirk h ewivziisdis or cor. ir nr teerie. vw in no ans tin patent u secured. A Pwrr, mew to Obtain Pateau," Ith mmmt ml mm im tmm It S mmA f.... NM tree AMrasa, X . Torr Omer. WitMtNsvrett. a. e. r: n iTinnn !1' 5 I N S T A N T 1- ' f M t i I" IT' r C r; u tn CO i E F t - tn 3" OY IHK USC OF B. LANGELL'S asthma and catarrh nLWtOT. Oliv , K. Hernes ,n l't, .nt-l find t Kcmedf all ami tn m..it that Itpffrnifd. I Itccitc inttjnlanrou 1 lirl tr, A M. Hitit. Kin . riirV ttaied bjr r.T.mn.1 t.hvii. ,.1 tht, .niimrr and l.ttminy tnt.l ilc tl,mu r.( J,.rri,l Mjte.-n.th-I . I'h!, M.l.nt;..!) , trs MifV,.l t. AMhma 1 ytMt. otit .Im. .1. . ,,,t 9, Inr mr Ihan Ikt ihm mitMt Nioh OiJ fw mt m thttt jrea. la Ofd, tUst .llMiffctm lt.., .i,m, t ,(,, 2 MI V' '."d k,"J'"1 ''? "i ilc iii sMhmYkKt' "11. ,,tB l" 2IMMrltlNxi.. I-,.;, XVUI...I,

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BjGEOlGE W.PIOK. iCopyriffht, 18, by American 1'ia Association.! fCaffTMUED. chäpterTxxih: HIS HA DECEIVES Hilf. "Give me 10 cents worth of saffron, qmcK," aaia tue bad boy to tne grocery sum as he came in the grocery on a gallop wuij uue xuommg yriia xiu couar a uuu no vest. Ho looked as though he bad been' routed out of bed in a hurry and had' jumped into his pants and boots and put on his coat and hat on tho run. 'I don't keep saffron," said the grocery man as he picked up a barrel of ox handles the boy had tipped over in his hurry. "You want to go over to the drug storo on the corner if you want saffron, what on earth is the mat" At this point the boy shot ont of the door, tipping over a basket of white beans, and disappeared in the drag store. The grocery man got down on his kneee on the sidewalk and scooped up the beans, occasionally looking over to the drag store, and just as he got them picked np the boy came out of the drug store and walked deliberately toward his home, aa though there was no particular hurry. The grocery man looked after him, took up an ax handle, spit on his hands and shouted to the boy to come over pretty soon, as he wanted to talk with him. The boy did not como to the grocery till toward night, but tho grocery man had seen him running down town a dozen times during the day, and onco he rode up to the house with the doctor, and the grocer surmised wnat was tne trouble. Along toward night tho boy came in in a dejected sort of a tired way, sat down on a barrel of sugar and never spoke What is it a boy or girl?" said the grocery man, winking at an old lady with shawl over her head, who was trying to hold a paper over a pitcher of yeast with her thumb. "How in blazes did you know anything about it?" said the boy as he looked around in astonishment and with some indignation. "Well, ifa a girl, if you nut know, and that's enough," and he ooked down at the cat playing on the floor with a potato, his face a picture of dejection. "Ob, doa't feel bad about it," said the grocery aaan as he opened the door for the old lady. "Such things are bouad to occur, bat you take my word for it, that yonag oae is going to have a hard life unless you mead your ways. You will be sing it for a cork to a jug or to wad a gun with the first thing your Ma knows." "I woalaVt touch the darn thing with tbe tongs," said tbe boy as he rallied enough to eat sobm crackers and cheese, "Gosh, this cheese tastes good. I hain't had nothing to eat since morning. hare beea all over this town trolling for aarsee. Tbey think a boy hasn't got any feelings. But I wouldn't care a goldarn if Ma hada t been sending me for neu nlgia medicine aad hay fever staff al! waster when she wanted to get fid of see. I have coene into the room lots of times when Ma and the sewing girl were at work oa some flannel things, and Ma woald hide them in a basket and send me off after medicine. I waa deceived up to about 4 o'clock this morning, when Pa come to my room and pulled me out of bed to go over on the west side after some old woman that knew Ma, and they have kept me whooping ever since. What doea a boy want of a sister unless it is a big sister? I don't want no sister that I have got to hold and rock and hold 1 bottle for. This affair breaks me all up. and the boy picked tbe cheese ont of his teeth with a sliver he cut from the coun ter. "Well, how does yonr Pa take it?" asked the grocery man aa ho charged the boy's ra with cheese and saffron and number of such things. "Ob. Pa will pull through. He want ed to boas the whole concern until Ma's chum, an old woman that takes snuff, fired him out into the halL Pa eat there on my hand sled a perfect picture of despair, and I thought it would be a kind ness to play in on him. I found tho cat asleep in the bathroom, and I rolled the cat up ia a shawl and brought it out to Pa aad told him tbe nurse wanted him to hold the baby. It seemed to do Pa good to feel that ho was indispensable around the house, and he took the cat on it . eis jap aa lenueriy as you ever saw a mother hold her infant. Well, I got in tne back hall, where he couldn't see me. and pretty soon the cat began to wake up anil stretch himself, and Pa said 'S-h-h, tootsy; go to sleep now and let its Pa held it," and Pa ho rocked back and forth on the hand sled and began to sing 'By, low, baby.' That settled it with the cat "S-h-h, tootty, qo to Bleep now." "Well, some cats can't stand music anyway, and the more the cat wanted to get out of the shawl the louder Pa sung, and bimeby I heard something rip, and Pa yelled, 'Scat, vou brntr ami whim I looked around the corner of the hall the cat was bracing fctuelf against Pa's vest with his toe nails and yowling, and Pa fell over the sled and beraa to tlk aboat the hereafter like the mi - doeswhea he gets excited in church, and thea Pa picked up the sled and seemed to be lookiajr for me or the cat. Imt Intl. was offul scaro. Don't you think there are times when boys and cats are Wad of few around their accustomed haants? Pa don't look as though he was very smart, but he caa hold a cat aboat

aa well 11s tho nuxt man. But I urn sorry 1 for Ma. Sho was just getting ready to 1 go to Florida for her neuralgia, and this will put a stop to it, 'cause shu lui to etay aud take caro of that young one. I "Pa, says I will havo a nico time this suiutuer pushing the baby wagon. By . tho great horn siKwns, there has pot to be I a dividing line somewhere between bus!i nesa and pleasure, and I strike, the lino at m a a wheeling a baby. I had rather catch a , string of porch than to wheel all tho ba-

j bies over was. They needn't procuro no baby on my account, if it is to amuse me. I don't see why babies can't be sawed off onto peoplo that need them in 1 mcir UUSllltvss. UUr I01KS don t neeU A baby any more than vou need a safe. und thero are peoplo just sufferinir for ' babies. Say, how would it be to tako the baby sotno night and leave it on some bachelor s doorstep? If it had been a bicycle or a breechloading shotgun, wouldn't havo cared. But a baby! Bah! It makes me tired. I'd ruther havo a

But , prize package. Well, I'm sorry Pa al- , lowed me to como home after ho drove

me away last week. I guess all he wanted me to come back for was to humiliato me and send mo on errands. Well, I must go and see if he and the cat have made up." And the boy went out and put a paper sign in front of the store: : LEAVE YOUR MEASURE : : FOR SAFFRON TEA. : ST coxnsuED.j ROYALTY IS EXPENSIVE. It Maat Carry Fat Tockr tbook With a Lavish Hand. ad Speed There havo been times when court was splendid and nearly starv ing and kings were magnificent who could have understood tho position and felt tho pndo of tho master o: Ravenswood. But all that has passed away probably forever. The princo of today who is to bo magnificent at all, who is to bo free in his move ments to tako trains when he likes, to entertain like any other dignitary, to show good horses and many of them, to keep servants sufficient to secure that guests accustomed to lux ury be not neglected, to travel when he pleases, to patronize art, to en courage chanty and to live when necessary among equal princes, as becomes the nation he represents must pay away money at every turn and always bo ready with more. Everything costs, from tho special train which secures punctuality and freedom from pressure, to the rooms, which loyal or hospitable crowding render exceptionally dear. It is al. very well to speak of good manage ment, and of course thero is such a thing, and it is worth perhaps 30 per cent of additional income. V 1 1 m m duz no extent 01 good management will reduce tho cost of any kind of magnificence or do away with the feeling of the innkeeper who charged a royal guest a franc apiece for eggs, not because eggs were scarce, but because kings were. We have heard of charges paid by an In dian viceroy at a Paris hotel which would have made Mr. Vanderbilt wince, and there is not an uneducated man in any land who, if a prince dis putes his charge, does not become a republican. Nor within limits is this feeling altogether unreasonable, for the de mands of princes, which are usually only demands for freedom, upset the usual routine, just as the queen's tram, though her majesty asks only a little extra security and some nn vacy, upsets wo routine traffic on tho great railway by which she tra vels. Moreover, though extravagance is a vice, economy is often a foible, and one rather sympathizes with the hint given by the noble who assisted Louis Philippe in his search after a lost sovereign by lighting a bank note. State, in fact, in our day costs money, and it is as expensive to be a prince, if you live like a prince, as to bo a spendthrift heir. London Spec tator. Through Afrlcaa Spectacle. Mr. Selous has contributed an im portant observation upon the feeling ui uio Aincaa 1x1 ues lowara tne .European races they come in contact with tho Englishmen and tho Portuguese. Probably it would not occur to any one that tho energetic, mas terrul, intelligent Briton ranked lower in native estimation than the effeminate, almost effete, Portu guese. Yet this Mr. Selous declares to bo the case. The native judges by Himself. Ho knows that if he had the command of men and money, he would eat and drink his full and sleep most of tho time that he wac not eating. The Portuguese, who does all this and is earned about in a litter, appears to tho African to bo a man whe has reached the goal toward which tho Englishman k) striving painfully ana inenectuauy. uid Indians have constantly mentioned that rulers like Sir Charles Napier and Sir Charlo Trevelyan, who wero careless of appearances, forfeited a great deal of the respect that was uroDerlv thfir duo. The theory has always been in A -11! , . . . . . leujgioie at lease xora country of old civilization like India, lAit one would not havo expected to find it repeated forMashonaland. Probably we ahaji continue none tho less to consolidate ttpires and make history in our ahirt rieevee. Westminster Gaaette. Aa Optical AdTaatafe. "And so Jiaapeon read his poem to you yesterday r How did you en-! dure itr "I just flared my glass eye on him aad weat to sleep with the other."

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Casiorla ia Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infanta aid Children It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a banales Substitut for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing; Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasaat. Its gruarantce is thirty years' use by Millions of Mothers. Castorla destroys 'Woraas and allays feverishnees. Castorla prevents vomiting; Sour Curd, cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic Castorla relieves teethiag troubles, cures constipation and flatulency. Castorla assimilates the food, regulates the stoaaach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Caa toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Frlead.

Castoria. " Castorla is aa excellent medidae for children. Kothen hare repeatedly told me of its good afeet upon their chlldrea." Da. Q. C. Osgood, Lowell, Mast. " Castoria is tho beat remedy for chlldrea of which I am aequalated. I hope tbe day is not far distant hen mothers will consider the real iBterest of their chlldrea, and use Castoria Instead of the various quack nostrums which are destroyiBg their lored oaes, by f orciag opium, morphlae, 800011114: syrup aad other hurtful agents down their throats, thereby sending them to prematura grave." Da. J. F. Keccbeloi, Conway, Ark.

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