Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 36, Number 13, Jasper, Dubois County, 8 December 1893 — Page 8
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TWO HYPOCRITE!. he didn't see as a deathbed aceao was such an almighty fuiinyvfTuir, and then she told him ho was not hurt, but that ho had fallen on tho stairs und broke Iiis bottle and that there was no blood on him, and ho said, Do you mean to tell me my hotly and legs aro not bathed in human gore? And then Pa got up and found it was only tho liniment. WMh ?M i mC l a w MgX CvW aa Ik ass-aat, Hrraafcsr. Vast m4 swat tat U soft laasatlta. What is WKatha iMurt af iwhUwm allaa. Wajs ska asiatfl iJUM wails wrKJa Oa. 1 sag far r aaw. f toMagl Wltssawt yw say Ma mmm war. That la Bsrar Mt ef eetafart for mm Balsas jm are atari" AmA ? tonrntl Um Uttr Ab to Mt te kit Ueaaler's dta WKa ait fast aaakatl aa ob Um at la taa SSSaal war at Mil, WlÜsUskMSa4sMalü4-4ew lilkiiatuiAdyiMirbr. tal
gtogew:pk.(J; rOPYRjiEDj 893 7 ' rUStTRESS A5S0CIATI0"
Aa aa ttatta aar taaalv fys "Oa, I lose for ye HW 4hUbc! Wkaaat roa say life sseaas strtar. Tkm is sot a bit of eotaf oft Vor aa ajüaas yoa ara uaart" SosaenriBe Jouraal
Iatsaat tag; Seeaat la Taagier,
Tangier beauty lies in so many different things in the xnonklike garb ot the men and in the white mnJBed figures of the women; in the
brilliancy of its sky and of the
flashing upon the rocks and tosaiag
the feluccas with their three cornered sails from side to side, and in the green towers of the mosques and the listless leaves of the royal palms
rising from the center of a massol white roofs, and above all in the col
or and movement in the bazaars and streets. The streets represent absolute equality. They are at the
widest but 3 yards across, and every one pushes, and apparently every one has something to sell, or at least
something to say, for they all talk
and shout at once and cry at their donkeys or abuse whoever touches them. A water carrier, with bis
goatskin bag on his back and his fin
geronthe tube through which the
water comes, jostles you on one side,
and a slave as black and shiny as a
patent leather boot shoves you
the other as he makes way for his Meter om a fiae white Arabian horse with brilliant treppimgs and a huge
oo tempt for the donkeys in his way. Richard H. Davie in Harper's
weeuy. Fai0 Wae Krad Dicken.
A year or two ago a lady an
American was walking along a Lon
don street and looking curiously at the barrows and carts drawn up
against the curb. Some were filled
with old keys and tools, others with
fruit and vegetables, some with
cheap jewelry and here and there
one with books.
By the side of one of the bookbar-
rows a young girl was seated on
pail turned upside down and set out m the street. She was bent nearly
double over the volume that she was reacbag, and in which she was so absorbed that she did not see or
hear the lady approach, pass behind
her astd look over her shoulder.
The book was the "Old Curiosity Shop." It was a queer coincidence
that some months before that ladv
had asked a class in a fashionable
New York school to name their fa
Tonte book, and it, too, had been the "Old Curiosity Shop." With
such testimony from such widely
different classes of society there can
be no doubt as to the writer who
should head the list of selections in fiction for our children. New York
Times. Lneklns; Forward.
Little Emily had been very naughty
Decauso nor mamma would not let her go out with a party of friends with whom they were staying, and she screamed so that every ono in
the house was distressed and worried. Her mamma had to lock her up in a
room and tell her she could not come
out till she said she would be good
ana promised not to cry any mure. W a
.very now anu tuen iier mamma
would go and ask her to promise, bul she only screamed the louder.
At last a silence fell upon the
house, and when poor mamma opened the door, there, stretched upon the floor, lay the pretty weary little form, and when the dear mother drew her to her and asked tho oft repeated question, "Will you be good and promise not to cry uuy more?'" tho pretty eyes looked up, still full of tears, and the little girl said, "Yes, mamma, I'll bo good and promise not to never, never cry any moro till some of my dear relations die." Harper's Young People. Street Car Rale. Never tell tho conductor you wish to get off. He is supposed to know. If you have three or four bundles,' lay them on the seat beside you, especially if the car is crowded. You will not bo so crowded yourself. Always try to stop tho car on the near side of tho crossing. You will have to walk to tho other skle, and this makes a good excuse for jawing the conductor. Make a practice of whistling in the cars. Your traveling companions will be obliged to hear it, and they I
(COXTUfUED.) CHAPTER XXI. HIS PA STABBED.
"I hear you liad burglars over to your house last night," said the grocery man to the bad boy as he came in and mt on
the counter right over a little gimlet
hole, where the grocery man had fixed a
darning needlo so that by pulling a string
tho needle would fly up through the hol and run into tho boy about an inch. The
grocery man had been laying for tho boy about two days, and now that he had got him right over tho hole the first time it made him laugh to think how he would make him jump and yell, and ns he
edged off and got hold of tho string tho
boy looked unconscious of impending
danger. Tho grocery man pulled and the boy sat still. Ho pulled again and again, and finally the boy said:
" l es, it is reported that we had bur
glars over there. Oh, you needn't pull:
that string any more. I heard you was
setting a trap for me, and I put a piece
of board inside my pants and thought
would let you exercise yourself. Go
ahead if it amuses you. It don't hurt
me."
The grocery man looked sad, and then
smiled a sicklvsort of a smilo at the
failure of his plan to juncture the boy,
then lie said: "Well, how was it
The policeman didn't seem to know
ach aboat the particulars. He said
there was so much deviltry going on at
your heust) that nobody could tell when aaythhur was serious, and he was in
clined to think it was a put up job."
"Now let's have an understanding,"
said tho boy. "Whatever I say, you are
not to give mo away. It s a go, is it? I have always beeu afraid of you, because you have a sort of decayed egg look about you. You are like a peck of potatoes with the big ones on top, a sort of a strawberry box with the bottom raised np, so I have thought you would go back
on a fellow. But if yon won't give tins away, here goes. You see, I heard Ma
tell Pa to bring up another bottle of liniment last night. When Ma has a pain
anywhere, she just uses liniment for all that is out, and a piut bottle don't last more than a week. Well, I told mv
chum, and we laid for Pa. This liniment
Ma uses is offul hot and almost blisters.
Pa went to the Langtry show and did not get homo till 11 o'clock, and me and
my chum decided to teach Pa a lesson
I don't think it is right for a man to go to the theaters and not tako his wife or
his little boy.
"So we concluded to burgle Pa. We
agreed to lay on the stairs, and when he
came np my chum was to hit him on the
head with a dried bladder, and I was to tab him on Iiis breast pocket with a
tick and break the lui"uut bottle and
make him think he w ajailktl.
"It couldn't have worked letter if we
had rehearsed it. We had talked alraut burglars at wipiertiine and got Pa nerv
ous, so when ke came up stairs and was
hit on the head with the bladder the
first tiling he said was 'Burglars, bv
mighty,' and he started to go back, and
hit him on the breast pocket, where
the bottle was, and then we rushed by
um down stairs, and I said in a stage
whisper, 'Uuess he s a dead man, and we
went down cellar and up the back stain-
to my room and undressed. Pa hollered to Ma that ho was murdered, and Ma
called me, and I came down in my night sldrt, and the hired girl she came down, and Pa was on the luuuue. and he said
his life blond was fast ebbing away. He
held his hand on the wound and said he
could feel the warm blood trickling clear
down to his boots.
"I told Pa to stuff some tar into the
wound, such as ho told me to put on my
ip to make my mustache grow, and Pa
said: My 1mv, this is no time for tri
fling. Your Pa is on his last legs. When
came up stairs, I met six burglars, and attacked them and forced four of them
down and was going to hold them and
send for the police when two more that
did not know alwut junitted on me,
ana l was getting the beat of them when one of tliem struck inu over the head with a crowbar and tho other stabbed
me to the heart with a butcher knife. 1
have received my death wound, mvlmv.
and my hot southern blood, that I offered up so freely for my conntry in her lime of need, is passing from my 1ody, and
soon your ra will lie only a piece of poor
ciay. uei some ice ana nut on my
stomach and all the way down, for lam
burning up
1.1 .-...-.X . - . 1 - L . 1 . .
i weuno me water iniciier and irot a
chunk of ice and put inside Pa's shirt.
and while Ma was tearing up an old skirt
to stop the flow of blood I asked Pa if
he felt better and if he could describe
the villains M ho had murdered him. Pa gasped and moved his legs to get them cool from the clotted blood, he said, and
he went on: 'One of k-iii was alnnit C
loot high and had a sandv mustache. I
got him down and hit him on the nose,
ami it tun tkhh'p find Ji m
'Loo o here, if 1
Cr! yru les? so ili-irt-y ml ,v I ? ' " 'S""1 '"" " "0S",T,
down, and my boot was on his neck, and I was knocking two more down when I was hit. The thickset one will have the mark of boot heels on his throat. Tell the police when I'm gone about the boot heel marks.' "By this time Ma had got the sldrt tore up, and she stuffed it under Pa's shirt right where he said he was hit, and Pa was telling us what to do to settle Iiis estate, whea Ma began to smell the linisseat, and ah found the broken bottle in his pocket sad aearched Pa for the place where he was tabbed, and then she began to laugh, and Pa got mad and said
cupy
win attord additional exercise to the conductor, who is badly in need of it Texas 8if tings. BaMar a Taaeaa. Mrs. fiotone Why do you call my mUliaer aanipe? Botoae Ou account of the length of herbiU.-Truth.
en-
why did vou become
i a w
toaun?
"If I didn't soaaebodvelaa wmiM
-Detroit Tribuae.
And out It teas tou
uoyt." Ho got mad and asked Ma why sho
didn't fly around and get something to tako that liniment off his legs, as it was eating them right through to tho bone.
And then ho saw my chum put his head in tho door, with one gallus hanging down, and Pa looked at me, and then he said, 'Look a hero, if I find out it was you boys that put up this job ou me, I'll mako it so hot for you that you will think liniment is ico cream in comparison.' I told Pa it didn't look reasonable
that mo and my chum could bo six burglars G feet high, with our noses broke
and boot heel marks on our neck, and Pa he said for us to go to bed all fired quick and givo him a chanco to rinso off that liniment, and wo retired. Say, how does my Pa striko you as a good, single handed liar?" and tho boy went up to the counter, while the grocery man went after a scuttle of coal In the meantime one of the grocery man's beet customers a deacon in the church had come in and sat down on the counter over the darning needle, and as the grocery man came in with the coal the boy pulled the string and went out door and tipped over a basket of rutabagas, while tho deacon got down off the
counter with his hands clasped and anger in every feature and told the grocery man he could whip him in two minutes. Tho grocery man asked what was tho matter, and tho deacon hunted up the sourco from whence tho darning needle came through tbecouutcr, and as tho boy went across tho street the deacon and the grocery man were rolling on tho floor, tho grocery man tryiug to hold tho deacon's fists while ho explained about the darning needle and that it was intended for tho boy. How it came out the boy
did not wait to see.
Poodle nd IaMb. Not long ago I was passing a barnyard in this place and stood to look over tho gate at a pretty half grown lamb standing alone outside the barn. But tho sight of me so enraged a fierce, shaggy gray dog tied up to his kennel between the lamb and me that ho barked himself nearly into fits, showing all his teeth and straining so furiously at his chain us to make me quite nervous lest it should givo way. In the meantime I struck such terror into tho heart of tho lamb that it fled across the yard to plnco itself under the protection of the dog and stood close by his side while ho barked and danced with fury. As I drew a little nearer the lamb backed right into the kennel, and when, after I had made a circuit iu
order to watch the further movements of this strange pair of friends
from behind a tree, I saw their two faces cautiously lookiug out together.
cheek to jowl, while the dog's angerl
was being reduced to subsiding spluta. m -. . .- i i
tere oi resentment, lie -was not a
collie, but a very large sort of poo
die. London Snectutor.
Married III tirandmotlier. There lived in tho villugo of Aire
a a m a .
ton, lsio ot wignt, many years ago
a young man who was betrothed to a young woman. Both wero ioor
and in humble life, but tho grandfa
ther of the young man had money,
anu no leu in lovo with tho young woman und proposed marriago to her. Tho girl told her lover. Ho
was displeased, but having pondered over tho dilemma saw a wuy to extricate himself und Iiis sweetheart from tho same. "Marry him," said he to the girl. "Ho is rich. He can
not live long. When ho died, you'll
havo his money, and I'll have you."
Sho took tho advice. By the mar
riago sho becamo tho young man's
grandmother. Not long after the old man died, and then she wedded her first betrothed. Brooklyn Eagle.
A Legaad oftkit Seren Stan. To tho naked eye six of tho Pleia
des or "Seven Stars" seem to bo of about the samo magnitudes, while i tho seventh is very dim. Tho dimj
star, tho legend say?, is 3Jrrope, one 1
of the seven daughtcw of Atlas and '
PJcione, and her palenos is a punishment visited upon her for haviug married a mortal. Tho other sisters
all married gods. Alcyono and Cel-
wno married Neptune. Electra, Maia and Taygeta wero wedded to Jupiter and Sterope to Mars. Poor
Meropo united herself to Sisyphus, a common mortal, and was doomed to eternal dimness for her rash set. Besides this her husband must throughout all eternity roll a huge etooo up a hill. As soon, as it gets to the summit it rolls back, and his nevor ending task is again resumed. St. Louis Republic.
Caetorla is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infhats aad Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine ner other Narcotic substance. It is aa harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays feverishBCBS. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd, cares Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates the food, regulates tho stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Castoria is the Children's Panacea tho Mother's Friend.
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Castoria.
" Castorfs Is an excellent medicine for children. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its good eÄfct upon their children." Da. Q. C. Osgood, Lowell, Mass. " Castoria U the best remedy for children of which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not far distant when mothers will consider the real interest of their children, and use Castoria instead of the various quack nostrums which are destroying their loTed oaes, by forcing opium, morphine, soothiag syrup and other hurtful agenta dowa their throats, thereby awifUng than to praaaature graves." Da. J. T. KntcKBLec, Coaway, Ark.
Castoria. " Castoria la so well adspted to chJIdrea that I recomraend it as superior to any preacrlptioa known to me." II. A. Aactnst, M. D.. Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. T. " Our physicians in Iba children's departRest have spoken highly of their xperieaca ia their outside practice with Castoria, and although we oaly hare aaosg ou. medical supplies what is kaowa aa regular producta, yet we am free to confeaa that tfaa merits of Castoria has won us to look with favor upon It" Ulms HoarrrAL axa DisravtABT,
Bostoa, :
Axubt C Sana, Pre.,
Caampajty, TT Ivnj Sfe-aat, Kaw Terk OHs.
C. ECKERT.
J. ECKERT.
A . ECKERT.
Eckert Brothers
Roller
Mills .
CO OQ PC CO OS OOP O CO oo o
MA
II:iviii2 suDDlicd these Mills with the LATEST IMPJiOVED ROLLER
CUINERY, we now make none but THE REST BRANDS OF Fancy and Patent Process Roller Flour.
We
which admits of no equal for family use. TO TRY IT IS TO BE SATISFIED WITH IT. 4 viae everybody 1 Bhv Ike Best k it i alwuyi Ike CkeapeMt. Bad FlHr cause lclr' kill;
WHEAT WANTED. !
FOR WHICH WE WILL AI-
WAYS PAY THE HIGHEST
MARKET PRICE IN CASH. BY WAGON ok CAR LOAD.
JulySth, lMS-ly.
ECKERT BROTHERS.
Kicrpt Sunday, Other trains dally. .1 HKNKOICT, cent. Jaipur, Iml. It. A. CAM Pit KM., (tnl. Pass. Aict..Eanivlle, Iml
UNITED
suits
HOTEL
MILL STREET, JASPER.
AUGUST :: KAEGIN,
PROPRIETOR.
Tbe traveling public will fad this honte well famished aad ItUd everyway, and tbe beet f atteitlaa will be gives to the waste of f aeeta, Tbe for nlture and bede are all new, and the able will be found supplied wiih the best the market affords. Terms reason ible. Aug. Haegixi. March 10-91)
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1
Sewing Machine
I beg to announce to the public, that I
have again opened an office, where I have constantly on hand a full line of
the Genuine Singers, with all the latest improvements. I have also a large
Htoclc of Attachments. Needles. Oils.&c,
tor an oincr msKcs ana styles or sewing Machines. All kinds of Sewinsr Ms-
chines repaired. Bargains in second
hand machines.
My place of business is on 7th Street.
between Mill and McCrillus Streets,
JASPER, INDIANA. PETER J. GOSMAN, Agent,
For the Singer Manufacturing Company
I am also aeent for the old reliable
Niagara Fire and Tornado and Cvclone
Insurance Co., of New York, a.nd re
spectfully ask a liberal patronage
uec. a, law-tr.
ALIIF.KT M. BOHNERT.
WWAKD 1IOHXERT
i i i i i 1
JASPFR UNION HOUR MILLS ! Boii.veut Brothers having purchased the above well-known Mills, have had them thoroughly overhauled, arid arc now prepared to make the best Patent Roller JFIour
ever made in Dubois county. The Pearl Helle is strictly a straight grade of first quality. Our Family Flour i a brand that for its quality cannot be excelled. We solicit the custom ot Farm ers, and will be ready at all times to ex change Hour for wheat at the highest market price. Bhixo us Your Wheat, and izc will pay vou cash all tbe market will allow. CORN MEAL always on hand to sell or exchange. Bran and Shipstuff at the lowest market price. Give us a triai
and we will try to please you.
Mills on the North side of Jasper, on 13th and Mill streets. BOHNERT BROTHERS. Jasper, Nov. 7, 1890.-y.
CltHtfeia witnliii Tihktec'N Ret ice. Tit nidnrslgncd.TrUBtccof Columbia Tp., Dubois county, Ind., will attend to Township business at his residence on every Saturday, and persons having township business to transact aro requested to present it on that day of the week. The townshsp library is kept at tho office of tho Trustee, where those entitled can obtain books. NELSON HARRIS, Trustee. Juae 27th, 188-ly.
inliriiiffeTwiiNhi Tri fee'a iVofice. IMIE tiudcrsigncd, Trusten of Ram 1 brldgo township, Dubois county, will attend to Township business on Saturday of every wcek.at his residence on North Main street, between Sev
enth ami Eighth, ii Jasper.
Tie Library of said Township is kept
at the bookstore of Mr. Jacob Gosmann
where persons wanting books can obtain them at any time. JOSEPH ECKSTEIN. Trustee Aprjl 30, 1818 -ly.
FINE FARM FOR SALE! In Madison Township. One of the best farms in Madiion
township is now f r sale by the uudnr
sizned, to-wit: 1134 acies in See. 30.
Town One, South Range 5 West, for
merly belonging to John Bürge, de
ceased. It will be sold at a reasonable
price, and on partial payments if de
ired. If you want a good farm, In a
jiood locality, near the thriving town of
Ireland, this is your opportunity, rur
particulars, call on Clement Doank l Jaspor Courier Office. AIo, 217 an e, t'ormerlv Inown ihn Ail am Smith ta i in, hi tin' poml wheie Uib riilroJil "'roues PliU i'.ts will be aold cheap. Call soon.
1 ' Only 50c a Year. I
i
HieniHe
Elkt rssss laWr-atia sail at-rtiinini! I
Issattar.WrlVs for saaaals an-ry. Addrr-s b CMMtlt C0a l(X .sMIll Sita EPJDSIfltHf Ml