Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 36, Number 11, Jasper, Dubois County, 24 November 1893 — Page 8

Of lbs beatqnaUty, and easy draught, a a a t f iL.

tri acnannea . mit um oi ma 7 Mr, whim to mach heavy haullag U to be dose, by evary Good Farmer, Wbo dots aot wast tolbeJdeUyed is bit work, and have his t tanas idle on the road hv tha hraakaffa of a Wteon

poorly nude, or of poor Material.

Ctoorge P. Wagner, Xerth Mala atrett, Jasper, warrants all kit waOM:frafro dafacla of Material or workaiaaahlp, aad will tall them at ataaan aa vast nav for tba iaftrior OBea.

Caaia aad tea. He will alto repair your

shoddy wagOBi, wbea it breaks, ir you all oa bin. Oct., 27, '93.

INSURANCE!

LIFE ! ACCIDENT!

TORNADO! LIVE STOCK

Farm Fire iBturaaee for terms of Ave years, iacladiag lightniag and steam thrMhar. at tfairtv caata a year od

mmek wiOO of iaaaraace: tornado

4 twenty ceata. Representing twenty good conapaniss aad dolog an xelnslve insurance baaiacH, I can give the above ratei. Write or call on naa before placing your insurance. No one, excepting George Nix, mt Hayaville, aad Theodore Gobmenn, f Ferdinand, it authorized to solicit laanraaee in my same. WM. A. WILSON. Cleaeral Insurance Agent, Jasper, Ind.

MACHINE SBOP! C nam or Newton and 7th Sts., JASPER. IND., IMIEL F. J. MILLER, Propriitor. ISAVB la this saoa tvtry facility for repairing, il i uklatry T II Ulli, and raakt ipcll-

tm sf bmiiaHc im rcpsmag STEAK Kaoutxs ud KLLWOBX. 1 tlM kMjiMkud i ispplj or SHAFTING, riPKS Aw.. m4 wHl tars aksftlBf aay tlit required. I bars m KHtr for I4CATBBB AND KDBBEB MUDKi, aaawlll fur&Ua My slit on sbort notice. Will reaalr THSKSHCNG at 1CSINK9, SEPARATORS, nossc rowans. e.

FABJfKBS PABTICÜLARLT trt lorlud to fire me

tcMM ta sake tkair appae otlr worn oat Bludtrt naisirt aa4 Sowars. Drill. Ac., fully u GOOD AS

HI, M at bt Httle expease. If " peanj esred U

wwiwm toaaaata yaa may aoiiars tau way.

DANIEL F. J. WLLER.

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C.A.SNOW&CO.

s. sTtaw amtt, WaawwaTaaj. m. e.

TtoWaawMp Trustee'

lWtlce. "HE uaderaigned, Trustee of Boona a) township, Daboia cnnnty, hereby Elves notice that he will attend to all Msiaeaa pertaining to the office of True !e, at his residence 1 miles south-east f Portertville, on Saturdays of each week, and requests all persons having townabip boalneta to present it on Saturday. Citizens deairlng books from the Township Library, are notified that tha Library-is kept by Wm. McHarrls, la Portersvllle. HenrtB! Breidenbavgh.T.B.Td. May 18,1886-ly.

Everybody ought toiee at "Donahoe's Inset ana copy of M&gaZ.lie," the grant popaJar Catholic publication, that !e nvelutlenlxrnc ncenemlo thsught anal wining out rellgieua algetry. S3.O0 A YEAR. ltepreMitativei wanted In every city, tows, aad village. We want Indies and geatleaaea, who caa give actiifactory references, end we wilt pay well foi their eerylcea. Address, 80B8CB1PTION Dep't., 611 Waahington Ht., Boston, Maee.

WINTER GOODS!

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Mrs. C. Hochgesang's, North Main Street, Jasper, Ind.

rlasjait received a large stock of

INTER GOODS of tba beat aad la it styles. CALL AN SEE TflEH. Popular Lw Pricea.

COUKTRY produce wanted

at the highest market priee. Don't forget tas plaae, Mm, C. Hochf tianr ,

said

leaarrnroml CHAPTER XIX. HIS PA AN INVKNTOB. "Ha, hat Now I have trot you

the grocery man to the bad boy tho other aaorning aa he came in and jumped upon tha counter and tied the end of a ball of twine to the tail of a dog: and sicked the dog on another dog that was following a

paaaing alaigh, canaing tne twue to pay oat nntil the whole ball was scattered akmg tha block. "Condemn you, I've a

notion to choke the liver out of you. Who tied that twine to the dog's tail?"

The boy choked up with emotion, and the tears came into his eyes, and he said he didn't know anything about the twino or the dog. He said ho noticed the dog come in and wag his tail around the twine, but he supposed the dog was a

friend of the family and did not disturb him. "Everybody lays everything that is done to me," said the boy aa ho put hie handkerchief to his nose, "and they will be sorry for it when I die. I havo a good notion to poison myself by eating some of your glucose sugar." "Yea, and you do about everything that is mean. The other day a lady came in and told me to send up to her house tome of my country sausage done up in muslin bags, aad while she was examining it she noticed something hard inside the bags and asked me what it was, and I opened it, and I hope to die if there wasn't a little brass padlock and a piece of a red morocco dog collar imbedded in the sausage. Now, how do you suppose that got ia there?" And the grocery man looked savage. The boy looked interested and put on an expression aa of deep thought and finally said: "I suppose the farmer that put up the sausage did not strain the dog meat Sausage meat ought to be strained." The grocery man pulled in about half a block of twine after the dog had run against a fence and broke it and told the boy he knew perfectly well how the brass padlock came to be in the sausage, but thinking it was safer to have the good will of the boy than the ill will he offered him a handful of prunes. "No," said the boy, "I have swore off

on moldy prases. I am no kindergarten any more. For years I have eaten rottea peaches. around this store and everything you couldn't sell, but I have turned over a new leaf now, and after this nothing is too good for me. Since Pa has got to bo an inventor we aro going to live high." "What's your Pa invented? I saw a hearse and three hacks go up on your street the other day, and I thought maybe you had killed your Pa." "Not much. There will be more than three hacks when I kill Pa, and don't you forget it Well, sir, Pa has struck a fortune if he can make the thing work. He has got an idea about coal stoves that will bring him several million dollars if he gets a royalty of 5 on every cook stove in tho world. His idea is to have a coal stove on castors, with the pipe made

to telescope out and in and rubber hose

for one joint, so you can pull the atove all around the room and warm any particular place. Well, sir, to hear Pa tell

about it you would think it would revolutionise the country, and maybe it will when he gets it perfected, but he cams near barmtnaT tha. bouse up and scared us

nau to ueatn tais morning and burned hia shirt off, and he is all covered with cotton with sweet oil on, and he smells like salad dressing. "You aee, Fa had a pipe made and some castors put on our coal stove, and be tied a rope to the hearth of thr stovo and had mo put in some kindling wood

and coal last night, so he could draw tho stove up to the bed and light tho firo without getting up. Ma told him he woald put his foot in it, and ho told her to dry up and let him run the stovo biznoas. He said it took a man with brain to run a patent right, and Ma sho pulled the clothes over her head and let Pa do tho fire act. Sho has been building tho

fires for SO years and thought she would let Pa see how good it was. Well, Pa pulled the stove to the bed and touched

off tho kindling wood. I guess maybe I got a bundle of kindling wood that the hired girl had put kerosene on, 'cause it blaxed up awful and Btnokcd, and tho blaze bunted out the doors and windows of the stove, and Pa yelled fire, and I

jumped out of bed and rushed in, and he

was the scartest man you ever Bee, and you'd a died to see how he kicked when I threw a pail of water on his legs and pat hia shirt out.

"Ma did not get burnt, but she was

pretty wet, and she told Pa sho would pi7 the 15 royalty on that stove and take

the castors off and let it remain stationary. Pa says he will mako it work if he burns tba house down. I think it was real mean, in Pa to get mad at me 'cause I threw cold water on him instead af warm water to put hia shirt out. If I had waited till I could heat water to the right temperature, I would have been an orphan, aad Pa would have been a

burnt offering. But some men always kick at everything. Pa haa given up btxaees entirely and saya be shall devote the remainder of his life curing himself of the different troubles that I get tint into. Be haa retained a doctor by the year, and he buys liniment by the

gallon."

"What waa it about your folks gettina

np in the middle of the night to cat? The hired girl waa over here after some soap the other naoraing, and ahe said she was

going to leave your house."

"Well, that waa n picnic. Pa said ho wain ted breakfast earlier than we was in

ha .habit of bavin tt, and he said

might see to it that tho liouso was awake early enough. Tho other night I awoke

with the awfulest pain you ever heard of.' It waa that night you garo mo and my chum the bottlo of pickled oysters that had begun to work. Well, I couldn't sleep, and I thought I would call the hired girls, and they got up and got, breakfast to going, and then I rapped on, Pa and Ma's door and told them the breakfast was gettirg cold, and they goti up and camo down. We eat breakfast J by gaslight, and Pa yawued and said it , uiado a man feel good to get up and get ready for work before daylight the way. he used to on tho farm and Ma she yawned and agreed with Pa, 'cause she I has to or have a row. After breakfast, wo sat around for an hour, and Pa said it was a long timo getting daylight, and bimeby Pa looked at his watch. "When he began to pull out his watch, I lit out and hid in tho storeroom, and pretty soon I heard Pa and Ma como up stairs and go to bed, and then tho hired girls they went to bed, and when it was all still and tho pain had stopped inside of my clothes I went to bed, and I looked to soe what time it was, and it was '2 o'clock in the morning. Wo got dinner, at 8 o'clock in the morning, and Pa said; he guessed lie would call up the house after this, so I have lost another job, and' it was all on account of that bottlo of 1 pickled oysters you gave me. My chum j says ho had colic, too, but ho didn't call up his folks. It was all he could do to

get up hisself. Why don't you sometimes give away something that is not spiled?"

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Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants aad Children It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a liarmless Substitut for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays feverishness. Castoria prevents vomiting' Sour Curd, cures Diarrhoea aad Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Caa toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend.

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"Pa yelled flrc,u The grocery man paid he guessed he knew what to givo away, and tho boy went out and hung up a sign in front of the grocery that ho had made on wrapping paper with red chalk, which read, "Rotten eggs, good enough for custard pies, for 18 cents a dozen." TO BS COXTINCZD.) Newspaper Reporte. I once congratulated an English

reporter, who told me ho had reported Gladstone's speeches for nearly 20 years, upon knowing that statesman

soweit "God bless you," said he, "I don't know him at all. I was once unable to escape from his car without passing him, when ho camo in unexpectedly, and a friend introduced me to him. But I never presumed upon that, you know." To "beat" his fellows is still the chief aim and glory of o very man who writes on tho news pages, but the "beat" as an exclusive piece of news is called is growing to be more and more a product of intimate acquaintance with public men, and less and less a result of agility of mind and body. I remember a delightful half hour when a Tribune man tried to reach a country wire first in order to get his dispatch started and to shut me out. We had to run threo miles over a plain that was one great glare of ice. He was tho faster runner and appeared to have everything his own way, but suddenly he slipped and rolled down tho side of a gulloy, to bring up at the bottom badly hurt The tearing of his clothes and peeling of his face did not bother him, but his anklo was sprained, and he could not walk without help. "I give up," said he. "Will you help mo to the village?" "I don't know," I replied. "Is the wire mine?" "Of course," said he. "I'm done." But I gavo him his turn at it Julian Ralph in Scribner's. A Safemerfed Continent. Dr. Bowdier Sharpe suggested in a lecture on the geographical distribution of birds before the Royal institution in London that there was once a great continent with its center at the south pole, now submerged under 2,000 fathoms of ocean. It embraced, he said, South America, Madagascar, Mauritius, New Zealand and Australia, and thus is explained the existence of the cognate struthious birds that now exist, or once existed, in those countries. Philadelphia Ledger. She Waa 9m FlaJa Look lag. "Did you win that breach of promise case you conducted?" asked Jarley's friend. "No," answered tho young lawyer bitterly. "My client insisted upon appearing in court" "And then t" "When the jury saw her, they brought ia a verdict of temporary aberration on the part of the defendant" Harper's Basar. A SpMar'a Waa trader Water. TW is a spader that spins a web under water, but this is for a neat and not far a net in which to catch other insects, as are most spiders' webs. . The nest is made on the principle of a diving bell, and In order to get air for its home the spider carries down a bubble at a time and sein it free beneath the toll.-Bt Nkstetaa,

" CaaterU ta aa excellest mediciae for children. Motfeera hare repeatedly told me of. its good effect wpoa their cfandrea." Da. Q. C. Osaoos, Lowell, Mas. Caatoriaic the best remedy for children of which Xaraacqnalated. I hope the day Is sot far diatast when nioUieri willcoaaUer the real Interest of their chUdrea, aad use Castoria insteadof theTarioiaqaackBostriaBawbJchare destroyias their Sored oaea, by fortias opium, morphiae, aoothiag ayrup aad other hurtful ageata dowa their throats, thereby aeadins theaa to preaaatare graTee." Da. J. F. KcicHxxx, Coawar, Ark.

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Tha Caatoar Caaamaay, TT Mmrray Street, Kew Yrk City.

C. ECKERT.

J. ECKERT.

A . ECKERT.

Eckert Brothers

Roller

Mills.

CO CO CC CO CO OS O O CO CO o

Having supplied these Mills with the LATEST IMPROVED RULLER MA ClllNERY. we now make none but THE REST BRANDS OF

Fancy and Patent Process Roller Flour.

whicb admits of no equal for family use. TO TRY IT IS TO BF SATISFIED WITH IT.

We advise every tody lo Buy lite Best saw il in alway

llic keapef. naa rieiir cauttes ueauier'M miiik;

WHEAT WANTED. ways "a" k",!..

MARKET PRICE IN CASH. BY WAGON on CAR LOAD. July 5th, lSS-ly. ECKERT BROTHERS.

THE:

Jasper

Courier !

IS TH Pioneer Paper of Dubois County ! 1.50 Per Year!

Always in favor of ihe Rights of the Common People.

Favors the Masses sgatntt Monopolistic Ulaexcs. j

Only $1.50 Per Year Gives all tho County News, besides the news from every where else, for JE1.50 Per Tear!

As a Family Paper, k.is'unexcelled, conlnhiing a large amount of good, moral literary reading. Now is the time to aubscribe! We want a correspondent at every post office in tlm county, as our aim Is to benefit all parts of the county C- Doane, Publisher, Jasper, Indiana.

CaliMNfeia 'lawnMhia Trimtee' Notice.

Tut indftrsignecl,Tru8teeof Columbia Tn.. Dubois countv. Ind.. will at

tend to Township business at his residence on every Saturday, and persons having township business to transact are requested to present it on that day of the week. The townihsp library is kept at the office of theTrustee. where those entitled can obtain books. NELSON HAURIS, Trustee. JuH0 27th, 18ö-ly.

:tainridcTwhii Ti-iinn Ice' Notice. 'HE undersigned, Trustee of Rahibridge township, Dubois county, will attnnri tn TnwitBiiin hit timet,

' - - " ...j. .Mr..tav?C till Saturday of every week, at his residence on North Main street, between Seventh and Eighth, in Jasper. The Library of said Township is kept at the bookstore of Mr. Jacob Gosmann where persons wanting book? can obtain them at any time.

JOSEPH ECKSTEIN. Trustee AprI 30, 1888-ly.

UNITED s HOTEL JIILL STREET, JASPER.

AUGUST :-: KAEGIN, PROPRIETOR.

The traveling public will find thi hoiife well furnished and fitted every way, and the best of attention will he given to the wants ol guest. The furniture and beds are all new. and the able will he found supplied with Ihe best the market affords. Terms reasonable. Aug. iKaegin. Mmch 10 -93

HEADQUARTER S FOR THE Singer Sewing Machine ! I beg to announce to the public, that I have szain oncned an office whnrn I

have constantly on hand a full line of the Genuine Si Hirers, with all the lntpt

improvements. I have also a lanre

stock oi Aiiacnments, teenies, Uil. xc,

tor all other make and styles of sewing Machines. All kinds of Spwim' tn.

chines repaired. Bargains in secondi a

nanu macnines.

Mv nlace of business i on 7th Sired

between Mill and McCrillus Street,

JASPER, INDIANA. PETER. J. GOSMAN, Agent, For the Singer Manufacturing Company I am also agent for the old reliable Niagara Fire and Tornado and Cyclone Insurance Co.. of New York, a.nd re-

spectfully ak a liberal patronage

uec. o, iBW-tr.

ALBERT M. BOHNERT.

SDWARD BOHNEIIT

JASPFR UNION FLOUR MILLS!

Bohnert Brothers having purchased

the above well-known Mills, have hail them thoroughly overhauled, and are

now prepared to make the best

Patent Roller Flour a a m ra

ever made in uudois county, i nc

Pearl Belle is strictly a straight grade

or first quality. Our Family Flour is a brand that for its quality cannot Ie ex

celled. We solicit the custom ol Farm ers, and will be ready at all limes to exchange flour for wheat at the highest

market price.

. IIring us Your Wheat, ana tie win

pav vou cash all the market will allow.

CORN MEAL always on band to Fell

or exchange. Bran and Shipstuil at the

owest market price. Oivc us a trim

and we will try to please you.

Mills on the North side of Jasper, on

13th and Mill streets.

IIOIINEKT IiKOTHEltS. Jasper, Nov. 7, 1890.-y.

FINE FA KM FOK SALE! In Madison Township. One of the hc6t farms in Madison

township is now f' r sale by the under

signed, to-wit: 112 acics in Sic. 30.

town Une, south ltange u West, formerly belonging to John Bürge, de

ceased. It will be sold at a reasonable

irice, and on partial payments If de-

fired. If you want a good farm, in a

Kood locality, near the thriving town of

relanu, this is your opportunity, ror

particulars, call on Clement Doane at Jasper Courier Office. Alio, 237 acres, formerly known as the Adam Smith farm, at the point where the railroad crosses Patoka river will be sold cheap. Call soon.

Only 50c a Year.

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