Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 36, Number 7, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 October 1893 — Page 8

H SPRING GOODSipECK S BAD BOY

AT Mrs. C. Hochgesang's l h&T. just returned from tbe city where I obtained some real bargains in staple goods, and can undersell, with Utter uoodf, all those merchants who of drummers. Call and be conioced. Mv stock of G roeeries and Drv Good i new, no STALE STOCK, and the best to be found any where. Mrs. C. Hochgesang". North Main Street. P. S -Country produce bought at bleuest prices. March 10 93 t j INSURANCE! ? LIFE ! ACCIDENT! j TORNADO! LIVE TOCK 1 Farm Fire insurance for terms of five : years, including lightning and sleani thresher, at thirty cents a year on leach i 100 of insurance: tornado ,tt twenty cent. R cproscnting twen iy good companies and doing iaxcluire insurance busine-. I a can ivire tbe above rte. Write or ca placing your insur tnce. No one. excepting Gcorce Nix Of Haysville, and Theodore Gohmann of Ferdinand, h authorized to solicit Insurance in my name . WM. A. WILSON, ueueral Insurance Agent, Jasper, Inn, At tbe head of the procession of SEW ING MACHINES, as shown at ail tbe Fair, were the DOMESTIC and ieltn ft w m I . v n MMa it.. - 1 : m-cutier or mete raacnities, also, run to risk of a law suit for infringement of wtent. as tbe coapany makes it a point o deal honorably with every one. If wii wain me DKav jHscuine on carm ret one of these from mm - a 1 T . W I ti . i June 3, 1892. ly Jasper Ag't. m m mm h I hl I uiii iiH irn re rmijir A.uuwnw nas made are Ith from one of the best artists in the javon Portrait Free TO EVERY ONE 7L tti -i i . wmrm ii i t r. inn, .im vnri n nr m T T-kAT a rar . m "ork on exhibition at my store. ilkv Marttftmaa Im lt. MABtaa tndtome upholstered narlor Ects. nice lid with each 10 purchase you get a te-aize nortrait free. ?hilip A. Guckes Huer Jackson and Fonrf Street. nee 9. 93. Jasper. Indiana SUFFERERS RECEIVE I R E L I E F I N s T ft YTHEUSE or I. LANGELL'S astnha mw catawm J (MiTCT V. R. Holme, Sia Jtt. CU writn-I M ?"r M ad tre tkaa rtarrxated. I cnre latuausc raliet E. M. Canon. A. Wirra, Kit, write Waa med by emiaaal panitiaai of thh ceaatrr aad ttmamy. tntd lha ckai- ji at rfifnaat Sutaa M(kK aworoaa rebel itkc up Mmmh. t- at. IB IM. f. M.I n. () wri n SaSTrrad bh ia j miantn doa aiyticiaa did far tmahraarcan. w isaa ua Bloat laiiaiil "der IBM all nSmn fra Anaaiau Catirrk. if raaar. Bad luadrcd dinaai aiar et lha valaa ) BM ataiJr. at vtH mJ tm ) rj r. m-i 4W ZIMMERMAN ft CO. rnk Wk-I. Wbtm&hOMb Aug 25, 1693 ly TeWM nhim Ti-HfttrcV Ht)lice. I HE undersigned. Trustee of Ilnona' -'township, Dubois county, hereby t .nil.. II.. t V. .III -1 . 1 MßtICft lhl hi Will allnn.1 In -III ... . v mi lnw .i raiuiug iu lue inte ui ITU!! this residence 1J miles south-cast iPortersTille, ob Saturdays of each ik, iru requests: all persona having (hip business to present It on Sat jr. Citizens desiring books from rowaihlp Library, are Botlfled that lUbrary ia kept by Wn. McHarris, frtersTille. IsttftrB. BRKtDKxnAuoii.T. B. Tp.

HOUSEHOLD

ASSsaaV SaT'SBaaam"

By GEOKGE W. PEOX

iCeprrfcht, ism. by American Pres AsocU. uoo.j lC0.VTlJrCED. CHVPTER XTSr. IIIS VX DISSECTED. "I understand your Pa has got to drink' ing again liko q fish," says the- grocery man to the bad boy as the youth came in tho grocery and took a handful of dried apples. The boy ato a dried apple and then made up a ternblo face, and the grocery man asked him what ho was trying to do vrith hi3 face. Tho boy caught his breeth and then paid: "Say, don't you know auy better than to keep dried apples where a hoy can get hold of them when he lias got tho innraps? You will kill wmo boy yet by such dum carelessness. I thought these weYe sweet dried apples, but they are sour as a boarding houso keeper, ami thev make mo tired, man t you ever have tho mumps? Gosh, but don't it hurt though? You havo got to bo darn careful when you havo tho mumps, and not go out bob sledding or skating, or von will have vour neck swell up bigger'n a milk pail. Pa says ho had tho mumps onco when ho was a boy and it broke him all up. "Well, never mind tho mumps; how about your Pa spreeing it? Try ono of those pickles in the jar there, won't you? I always liko to havo a boy enjoy himEelf when he comes to seo me," said tho grocery man, winking to a man who was filling an old fashioned tin box with tobacco out of tho iail, who winked back, as xnnch as to say, If that boy eats a pickle on top of them mumps, wo will have a circus sure.' "You can't play no picklo on me, not when I havo the mumps. Ma passed tho pickles to mo this morning, and I took ono mouthful and liko to had tho lock jaw. Uut jia unin t do it on purpose, J guess. She never had tho mumps and didn't know how discouraging a pickle is. Darn if I didn't feel as though I had been struck in tho butt of tho ear with a brick. But about Pa. Ho has been fuller'n a goose ever since New Year's day. I think it's wrong for women to tempt feeble minded persons with liquor on New Year's. Now, me and my chum we can take a drink and then let it alone. We have got brain, and know when wo havo got enough, but Pa when he gets to going don't ever stop until he gets so sick that ho can't keep his stummick insido of hisself. It is getting so they look to mo to braco Pa up every time he gets on a tear, and I guess I used him this time so he will never touch liquor again. scared him eo his bald head turned gray in a single night." "What under the heavens have you done to him now?"' says the grocery man in astonishment. "I hope you haven't dono anythirg you will regret in after years." "Regret nothing!" said the boy as he turned the lid of the cheesebox bacfe and took the knife and sliced off a piaof cheese and took a few crackers out cf a barrel and sat down on a soapbox by the etove. "You see, Ma was annoved to death with Pa. He would come home full when sho had company and lay down on tho sofa and snore, and ho would smell liko a distillery. It hurt mo to see Ma cry, and I told her I would b.eak Pa of drinking if she would let me, and eho said if I would promise not to hurt Pa to go ahead, and I promised not to. Then I got my chum and another boy quite a big boy to help, and a ia all right. e went down to tho place whero they sell arms and legs to folks who have served in the array, or a sawmill, or a thrashing machine and ost their limbs, and wo borried some arms and legs and fixed up a dissecting room. We fixed a long table in tho base ment big enough to lay Pa out on, you know, and then wo got false whiskers and mustaches, and when Pa came in tho honso drunk and laid down on the sofa and cot to sleen we took him and laid him out on tho table and took somo trnnkstrapsnnd a snrcingleend strapped him down to the table. Ho slept right along all through it, and wo had another tablo with false arms and legs on, and we rolled up our sleoves and smoked Hpes just liko I read that medical stu dents do when they cut up a man. Well, you d a died to seo Pa look at us when be woke up. I saw him open his eyes, and then we began to talk about cutting up dead men. Wo put hickory nuts in our mouths so our voices would sound different, so ho wouldn't know us, and I was telling the other Imjvs nlnnit I timo we had cutting up tho last man wo I bought. I mid ho was awful tough, and when we liad got hi i legs off nnd had taken out lus brai.i ids friends came to the dissecting room and claimed tho . body, and wo had to give it up, but I J saved tho 1 gs. "I looked at Pa on tho table, and ho began to turn pale, and he sqninned around I to get up, but found ho wa fast. I had pulled his shirt up under his arms while ho was asleep, and as ho began to movo I I took an icicle, and in tho dim light of I tho candles tliat were sitting on the table in beer bottles I drew tho iciclo across Pa's stummick, and I Faid to my chum, 'Doc, I guess wo had totter cut j open this old duffer and seo if ho died I from inflammation of the stummicx I from hard drinking, as tho coroner sa.d ho did.' Pa shuddered all over when he felt tho icicle going over his bare stnmtnick.aud ho said: 'For God's sake, tentlemcn, what does this mean? I am not tlnat "The other toys looked at Pa with astonishment, and I said 'Well, wo bought yon for d?ad, and tho coroner's jury said yon wero dead, and by the eternal wo ain't going to befooled out of a corpse when wo buy one, are wo Doc?1 My chum said not if ho knowed hisself. and tho other student said: 'Of conrwho i i. tr jt.ii - i . . . I V,r; , n".ut no Vr.3 1 1 iyV i, ,aW",,IC?? ,m ,uu n.. B 1U1M ram c US(1 l)wn nn uiim dh.I i r I

corpse, and we bought ifäi tho norgne., Then I drew the icicle across him again, and I said: 'I don't know about this, doctor. I find that blood follows tho scalpel as I cut through tho cuticle. Hand xne the blood sponge, please.' Pa began to wigglo around, nnd we looked at him, and my chum raised his eyelid and looked solemn, and Pa said: 'Hold on, gentlemen. Don't cut into tue anymore, and I can explain this matter. This is all a mistake. I was ouly drunk. "Wo went in a comer nnd whisiKJred, and Pa kept talking all tho time. Ho said if we would iwstpono tho hog killing ho could send nnd get witnesses to prove that ho was not dead, but that ho was a respectable citizen and had a family. After we had a consultation I went to Pa and told him that what ho said about bdner alive might possibly bo true, though wo had our doubts. W e had found snch cases beforo in onr practice east, whero men seemed to bo alive,

but it was ouly teiniwrary. Before wa had got them cut up they wero dead enough for nil practical purjMJses. Then I laid tho icicle across Pa's abdomen and went on to tell him that if lie was alivo it would be better for him to plav tint he was dead, 'cause he was such a nuisance to his family that they did not want him, and I was telling him that I had heard that in Iiis lifetiino ho was very cruel to Ins boy, a bright little fel low who was at tho head of his class in Sunday school and a pet wherover ho was known, when Pa interrupted mo and said: 'Doctor, please take thut carv ing kuifo off my stomach, for it makes me neirous. " 'As for that boy of mine, ho is the condemndest httlo whelp in town, and ho isn't no pet anywhere. 2s ow, yon lot up on this dissecting business, and I will mako it all right with you.' Wo held another consultation, nnd thou I told Pa that wo did not feel that it was do ing justice to society to give up the body of a notorions drunkard after we had mid s;u xor tno corpse, it tucro was any hopes that he would reform and trv and load different life, it would bo different, and I Mid to tho boys: 'Gentle men, wo must do our duty. Doc, vou dismember that leg, and I will attend to the stomach and the upper part of the bod-. He will be dead beforo we are dono with mm. Wo must remember that society has some claims on us and not let our better natures be worked upon by tho post mortem promises of a dead drunkard.' Then I took my iciclo and began fumbling around the abdomen portion of Pa's remains, and uiy chum took a rough piece of ice and be gan to saw his leg off, while tho other boy took hold of the leg and said he would catch it when it dropped off. "Well, Pa kicked like a steer. He said he wanted to make ono more appeal to us, and we acted sort of impatient, but we let up to hear what ho had to pay. Ho said if wo would turn him loose ho would give us $10 more than we paid for his body and that he would never drink another drop as long as he lived. Then we whispered some inore and then told him wo thought favorably of his last proposition, but ho must swear with his hand on the leg of a corpse wo were then dissecting that he would never drink again, and then he must bo blind folded and be conducted several blocks away from tho dissecting room befor wo could turn him loose, no said that was all right, and so wo blindfolded him and xnado him take a bloody oath with his hand on a piece of ico that we told him was a piece of another corpse, and then we took him out of the house and walked him around tho block four times and left kiin on a corner after ho had promised to send tho money to an address that I gavo mm. " We told hun to stand still five min utes after wo left him, then removo the blindfold and go home. Wo watched him from behind a board fence, and he took off tho handkerchief, looked at tho namo on a street lamp and found he was not far from home. Ho started off saying: 'That's a pretty narrow escape, old man. No more whisky for you.' I did not see him again until this morn ing, aad when I asked him whero he was last night ho shuddered and said: Nono of your darn business. But I never drink any more, you remember that.' Ma was tickled and she told me I was worth my weight in gold. Well, good day. That cheeso is musty." And tho boy went and caught on a passing sleigh. (To Bs cojrrurtrxD.1 Tralta ofTurklth Nomads. The Yuruks assort that human souls return into tho bodies of animals and that tho Fpirits of tho latter take also n human form nnd appear nt determined epochs. This is certainly tho roaHon why they are so kind to animals. M. Eiiseo Reclus says that n Yunik loves his horse as much iw hia family. Tho horses kavo their placo under tho tent, and it is not uncommon to seo them warmly wrapped in a magnificent robe when tho Yuruk and bis children are cov ered with rags. bonio other customs attest also a pagan origin. In tho orient everybody knows that tho Yuruks wor ship certain trees and rocks. These facta yield sufficient ovidenco that monotheism is by no moans tho essential dogma of their religion. A. T. 31. d' Anuria in Ponular Snir.nr.rt Monthly. Sane Very Ft People. Tho corpulent antiquary, Grose. was requested by a butcher, as nn advertisement, to tell all his friends whero ho bought his meat. The paviors of Cambridge used to sav nf a certain professor eminent in intel lectual and physical bulk that hn dirt their work for them, and whenever ho walked over tho ground on whii-li they wero engaged would exclaim: w ' " ..uiiv juu, wri ur. jjcudocs was 5oucomiortabiy.outtliatRladyof VUf 0,1 uscd to cal1 u" "tho walkma leaUier leU." PJailailolnliU Tr x-- aw. I

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Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric. Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' uso by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays fevcrishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates tho food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Castoria is tho Children's Panacea tho Mother's Friend.

Castoria. "Caatoria Is an excellent medtclno for children. Mothers hare repeatedly told me of its good effect upon their children." Dr a. c. Osgood, Lowell, Has3. ' Castoria Is tho best remedy for children of which I am acquainted. I hopo Uio day is not far distant when mothers will consider the real interest of their children, and uso Castoria instead of the rariousquack nostrums which ore destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium, morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful agents down their throats, thereby sending them to premature graves." Dr. J. F. KracncLOE, Conway, Ark. The Coatamr Ceatpuy, TT C. ECKERT.

J. ECKERT.

Eckert Roller OO OO PC CO oo

H.'iving supplied these Mills with the LATEST IMPIiOVED ROLLER ClilNERY, we now mako none but THE REST RR ANUS OF

Fancy and Patent Process Roller Flour.

which act m its of no equal for family use. TO SATISFIED WITH IT.

ariviKc everybody to Buy the liest nn it in always

the Cheapest, una lotir cause iocioi7m Hills;

WHEAT WANTED.

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Clt"iibia 'reHHMhin Trus tee's Notice. . . . . i mi a itr inunrsigncu, i rusiccoi uoiunium Tn.. Dubois county, Intl., will at tend to Township business at his resilience on every Saturday, and persons having township business to transact arc requested to present it on that day of tho week. The towushsp library is kept at the office of thoTrustee, whore uillUU Ui liiu nunivui nruuiu tiiuou uil tilled can obtain bookR NELSON HARRIS, Trustee. .Inn 27th. IHHi lv. .... , .

Castoria.

" Castoria Is bo well adapted to children that I recommend It aa superior to any prescription known to mc." II. A. AncniR, SL D 111 So. Oxford at., Ilrooklyn, K. Y. " Our physicians in tho children's department have spoken highly of their experience in their outsido practice with Castoria, and although wo only havo among ou. medical supplies what is known as regular products, yet woaro freo to confess that tho merits of Castoria has won us to look with favor upon it." U.S1TE0 IIOSriTAL AND DlSriNSlRT, Boston, Muss. Allen C. Srm, J'res., Murray Street, New York City. A ECKERT. Brother Mills. oo O O oo oo o MA TRY IT IS TO BE wÄTTav WE WILL ALTHE HIGHEST It LOA J ECKERT BROTHERS. BS TIIK Courier ! tu If 1 I 2tai abridge Township Triis lee's iVofiee. 'piIE undersigned. Trustee of Rnlnbridge township, Dubois county, will alleiid to Township business on Saturday ofevory week, nt his residence on noiiii lnin street, between i?cv cutli md Eighth, in .Tapper. run jiirnry oi said Towns i t is kim at tho bookstore of Mr. Jacob Cosmann whero persons wanting books can ob tain thorn nt any time. JOSEPH ECKSTEIN, Trustto Aprl 20, 1888-ly.

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.MILL STHKET, JAPElt.

AUGUST :-: KAEGIN,

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Sewing Machine !

I be-' to nnnotinco to tho public. Hint I

have uKftin opened an office, whore I

have constantly on band n full line of the Genuine Sinsrors. with all tho latest

improvements. I havo also a lame

stock of Attachments, Needles. Oils.Jfcc,

iui ui i uinur Hinnen anu siyics oi sewing Machines. All kinds of Scwinir Ma

chines repaired. Bargains in secondhand machines. My place of business is on 7th Street. between Mill and McCrillus Streets, JASPER, INDIANA. PETEIt J.'GOSMAX, Affcnt, For the Singer Manufacturing Company I am also atront for the old reliable Niagara Fire and Tornado nnd Cvclouc Insurance Co., of Now York, a.nd re spectfully ask a liberal patronage Dec. o, 1890-tf. AI.llKItT M. 1I0I1NEKT. r.DWAKl) 110IINE11T JASPFR UNION HOUR MILLS! Boif.VBitT UiiOTHKiis having purchased the ubovo well-known Mills, hnvc hud them thoroughly overhauled, and arc now prepared to make the best Patent Holler JFIour ever made in untiois county, j ne I Pearl IJelle is strictly a straight grade of first quality. Our Family Flour is a brand that for its quality cannot Io excelled. Wo solicit tho custom of Faun crs, and will bo ready nt all times to ex ebnugo flour for wheat at the highest market price. IJiu.ve. us Youit Wheat, nnd v; will pay vou cnui nil the market will allow. CORN MEAL always on hand to sell or exchange. Rnin and Shipst ull nt (hi; lowest market price. Give us a trini and wo will try to please you. Mills on tho North sido of Jasper, ou 13th nnd Mill streets. ISOHNKltT liltOTHEKS. Jasper, Nov. 7, 18i)0.-y. FINE FARM FOR SALE! In Madison Township. Ono of tho best farms in Madison township is now f r sale by tho under signed, to-wit: 112 A acics in Sec. 30, Town One, South Runge 5 West, for merly bclouinnL' to John liurirc, de ceased. It will tic sold at a reasonable price, and on partial payments if de sired. If you want a trood farm, in a uood locality, near tho thriving town of Ireland, this is your opportunity. For particulars, cbM on Clkmrnt Doane at Jasper Courier Office. 4. Also, 237 acres, formerly known as (ho Adam Smith farm, at tho point whero the railroad crosses Patoka river will bo sold cheap. Gall soon. 0ni yFMK 1 Yfir t m. lw w rm m uniii t. Elfiht rtecu Intorestlntr And entcrUlni nc Icodriergo.. 108 lOlflSL, fro ind.

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