Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 36, Number 4, Jasper, Dubois County, 6 October 1893 — Page 6

A I.UNA NO'S PISTOL

Ärrt m funic on tlio Chicago Hoard of Truilr Thrri IVrititim S-rloilly Wmmtl1 Tin SlnxilUt OviTMHriil, Aflr I'lrlnc Mint, ami Curried Out Wildly nuvliiK-UW JdiMitlty Kttab1U1....I. Cm oo, Sept. 2S. Five sliot.s fired n qnii-U tiucce.SMion echoed throughout the hall of thu board of trade hhortly nfler noon, while the iloor of the exchange was crowded with operators. A mnv resulted, the operators rtiMhJH'Il mell from the iloor and turnli'.Snjr over each other in thuirelTorts to ix'aeh the outer hall. The shoU were iii-i-d by a miildle-aed iniui who had lKen observing the proceeding from :i wat in the extreme .southern corner of Uie gallery. What immediately pretvded the tragedy is not known, for tluw-e who had been sitting near hint lied for their lives. When the first .shot was heard the operators, who looked in the direction from whence it came, saw the individual in question nourishing his pistol and endeavoring to pull the tracer of the weapon, which appeared to le momentarily caught on his finSvr. JIu was still nourishing the pistol aimlessly when it was discharged four times in rapid succession. Three of the live shots took effect. The injured are: Amri Hennctt, a prominent operator and president of the Hoard of Trade Insurance Co., bullet in the neck; believed to be serious- wounded. Mrs. W. W. Lewis, of Titusville, Pn.. World's fair visitor to Chicago, who was sitting in the gallerv; flesh wound. V. Uosewell, assistant chief opera tor of the Western Union Telegraph on change; fractured jaw by but Jet. Jlefore the lunatic could emptv the remaining chambers of his revolver he was caught from behind by Tom If.ir rctL the lloor oilicer of the board, and a noted athlete, who threw him to the floor and pinioned his hands, lie was then taken down to the private room of the executive committee of the board shouting at the top of his voice; 1 warned them beforeand tliev would not heed me; I gave thehi plenty of fair vrnrning. J lie lunatic proved to be Cassius Miehlen, living with his sister and brother in a ilat at :!, LaSalle street, I lu was place under arrest, and made the following statement, which clearly proves his unsettled condition of mind. "i am u carriage painter, and live at .'ft! La .Salle avenue. I've been under hypnotic iulluences for three years, but it is only recently that I have n'aehed the exalted state. I was in the vulgar state for a long time. I .have visited the board of trade quite frequently. It has been a struggle for broad with all of us, but when they began to sell my soul in the board of trade to-day I resisted. Jfefore they old my soul they sold my two children, who are in Philadelphia. I saw these children sold in the board of trade once, before and I could not endure to ee it done again. Now, I figure it out that when a man is in bondage he has a right to help himself out if ! can. I have a grievance. It is a struggle ibr bread. Once they sent me to Kankakee. That was several years ago. Thu asylum did me no good, but J hava thought lately that I would like to go to some asylum again. I went to the board of trade to-day because I thought they would put up my soul for sale. I bought the re'olver on Clark street I have a wife in Philadelphia and two children, but the latter have been sold ! on the boartl of trade. I belong to an invisible society, which demands onu dollar per week as a membership fee. How could I pay my fee, with noMiing to do and my soul leing sold at, the ."board of trade? The Hiblo and the laws of hypnotism say this is not right" J leiden wju. cool and collected while talking. He changed frequently from the subject of hypnotism to his vagary about his soul being sold. After his tall: he was locked up in a cell. lie is a medium-sized man ahmt 40 years old, with a brown mustache. He is slightly bald In front. The mi'.n was dressed in brown clothes of material such as laborers usually wear. THEY COURTED THEIR FATE. 9opph Heault of the liiiiuedt on the St. (.Mo.) Train Knlitier. .St. Josf.imi, Mo., Sept. 29. The coroner's jury which has been holding an inquest upon the bodies of Frederick Kohlerand Henry Oleitz, the twe train rol Iters who were killed in the'.r attempt to rob a Hurlington train Sunday night, has returned a verdlef that the robbers came to th!ir death at the hitr.ds of olli.-ers while attempting to rob a train. Th ' evidence shown that Fredericks, (Jarvcy und Hearst, a: soon as they were mado members of the train robbers' gang, each informed the ollicers and kept them fully advised as to the progress of the robbers' plans. Thu evidence also shows that the robbers were shot down In cold blood and that the poJice made no attempt to .capture them. A Temporary lU'Stimptlon of Work. hoülsvir.r.K, Ky., Sept 28. Thestrikling switchmen on the Loutsvillo & j.Naxhville railroad have returned to "work Tor Iwcnty-four hours. Meantime it Is said that a meeting of the representatives of the various orders of railway operative, now in progress, will decide whether a general strike is to occur or harmonious relations Ikj reKVrcd. Tito Chesapeake, Ohio Sc. SouthWebern employes are in the city await'ing the arrival of the grand chief. No serious trouble is feared. .SunplrloiiD diameter. Ciiic.voo, Sept 28. Three men, John Wilson, John 'Graham and .1 nines Ivlng, wore arrested, after a long chase, near Kensington, a suburb of Chicago, on suspicion of being implicated in the Kessler (Ind.) train robbery. There wer tw others in the party, but they escaped. The men arrested say that they have been employed as railway hands in Kansas and have just reached Chicago. Kxpress jniinnvui i i u in in,. i, , hi ni until jry the express car and who saw thu tobhursAVHH sent for. but was unable to cntlfy thumeu,

ANOTHER REAR-ENDER.

Trrrllilr Act'ldriit on Iii Chicago & tlrnnt Trunk Kitllro.td at IM-tltmir. .Mh li. -Train KiiiiiiI"K Too CIoi Together .n I ii lt" msllili fur Ni'iMllfii SiiitIIIi'a of l.lfi'-TliK Victim Wert From Anionic Di-tnill' .Mimt Kxcliulw Svt. Ihn u:tk, .Mich., Sept. üs. A bad accident o -eurred oa the Chicago & (Irand Trunk railroad at the station here at ' a. ni. Kxpress train No. ft, west bound, which was two hours late, vas standing at the station, when it tva run into by the Krie express, also wes; iMiitmt, uciuoMsliing a special ear attached to train No. S. The special ear contained Cashier Meredith, of the Chicago it I Irand Trunk road, and his wife; Henry A. Nowland and wife, fa titer and mother of Mrs. Meredith; William Costles, porter, and William Abernathy. cook. Mr. and Mrs. Ncwland were killed outfight. Mr. and Mrs. .Meredith arc badly injured. William Costles is fatally hurt, but William Abernathy escaped with slight injuries. The fireman of the Krie express, named Jennison, is badly scalded. The Nowland party left Detroit Tuesday night for a ten days' visit to the World's fair. Mr. Nowland is the senior member of the firm of Henry A. Newland & Co., wholesale fur dealers of Detroit. Mrs. Newland was a daughter of Hon. James I- .Joy. Henry A. Newland had been for forty years engagvd In the fur business at Detroit, his house being at thif time the leader in the fur trade there. His wife, who also lost her life, was a daughter of Hon. James F. Joy, expresident of thu Wabash railroad. Howard Meredeth was cashier of the Grand Trunk railroad there. All were prominent society people, and moved in Detroit's most exclusive circles. Mr. ewland was estimated to be wealthy. very No. 5 was made up of nine coaches, all heavily loaded with World's fair visitors, and the special car of the paymaster of the road. No. 1, the train that ran into No. ',, only had four coaches, but they were nil crowded with passengers. No. left Charlotte only ten minutes ahead of No. . The first train stopped at Olivette, 5 miles east of hero, on a signal to take on passengers, and lost time. It also stopped here, and was just pulling out when No. i), running -10 miles an hour, crashed into it. The special car was telescoped. The root was hurled into the ticket office of the station com pletely demolishing- it, leaving only tlie telegraph instruments. The tele graph operator had just stopped outside and escaped instant death. f IM. . ..... . i " .. j lie resi oi uie special car was broken into splinters. The rear end of the sleeper next to the special was crushed in, but no one on board was hurt, Mr. and Mrs. Newland were instantly killed. The colored porter was injured internally. A large piece of wood wasdriven into his groin. lie can not live. Mr. and Mrs. Merideth were badly bruised and shaken up, but it is not thought their injuries will result fatally. The cook, William Abernathy, was only slightly injured. Fireman Jemison, of No. 9 was badly scalded aud Iiis engineer was slightly injured. Train No. 5 was in charge of Con ductor J. W. Reid. and No. 9 was in charge of Conductor J. W. McCarty. There is no telegraph operator at Olivette, and there whs no way to signal No. 9 of No. .Vs stop at that stnÜn- Jr',ere w a l,en,s fo.r nt the , Lime ui me accident, anil tue engineer I of No. 9 could not see the lights ahead or Ulm. I lie cause of the accident was that the trains were running too close together. WITH ALL ON BOARD. flip ittitftlnu Nivl Autlinrltlen Conm! tlio of thr H"ir Ship IC(M.alil. St. l'KTKitsnrito, Sept 23. The naval authorities have finally concluded that the war ship Hoosalka, which sailed some days ago from Hovel, on the Gulf of Finland, for llelsingfors, the capital of IMnland, and which has not since been heard from, has been lost The general public has believed for some time that the vessel had foundered, but the authorities thought that perhaps her machinery had ltcen disabled and that the was floating around helpless in the Gulf of Finland. Ves sels were sent in searchof her, but they found no sign of her save quantities of wreckage that undoubtedly came from the missing ship. His now assumed in naval circles that .she struck a sunken rock and went down with every soul on board. The naval authorities state that she had on a crow of 200 men all told. FULL OF SENSATIONS. tVliolemtle swlmllng Uy ihn XnrttnrcHtern UiiMrnnty Loan Co. Nkw Voiik, Sept. 28. A special to the Herald from St. Paul says the tfrand jury of Hennepin county in finding the affairs of the Northwestern Guaranty Loan Co. full of sensations. It had before it Tuesday J. H. Imrko, of St. Paul, who furnished testimony of the most startling character. It has iteen generally known that the company floated paper in a fraudulent man nor to the amount of f 1,700,000, but from the information obtained it appears that the amount reaches nearly t3,OOO,000. So much of of this paper is held by small eastern banks that they fear to acknowledge lt. W. S. Streetcr, vice-president of the company, was unable to obtain SäO.OOO ball, and was taken to jail and placed In the woman's warXl. t"lro nt Mllwaiikro. MtMVAUKKK, Sept. 2S. The furniture factory of H. A. Kipp ,fc Co., at 115-123 Huron street, was nearly destroyed by lire at an early hour. The loss on furniture stock Is about $0.000. The tire started front a gas jet in the ollice, the woodwork near It Igniting. The building-was owned by Mrs. May Seaman, and Is damaged about r.O per cent, the walls still standing. There was a panic in the Krause hotel adjoin bur the Kipp building, bat no one was hurt. The ltotel-a cheap boarding house was damaged a few hundred iollars.

DELUDED HAWAIIANS

Waiting for I In- t'liltt'd State !uvrn nii'iil In AU In ltt-lorliig Hit Oiicrn l ulry SMrli- Told lo ItoUtcr Lp the KoyittM Ciiikc K.v.v I'lt.vxcisro, Sept. Sl, The steamer Mariposa arrived here yesterday morning fm Sydney, bringing the following Honolulu advices: Tite United States cruiser Philadel phia had arrived, and Admiral Skcrrett had transferred his Hag to herfroi.t the Hostott. The latter expected to sail front San Francisco about the 27th Her bottom Is perfectly sound. During the hitter s stay at Honolulu the warm est feelings of friendship were enter tallied between tin lloston's ollicers and crew and the cit izens, despite the royalists olhcial organ to the con trary. ) he royalists are greatly elated at the Washington news which is con strued to mean that an election in Hawaii will bo held to determine the form of government desired by the people, and that the Americans are confident that the native vote would restore the queen, lhe government party deride the news as inspired for party motives. It is held that the United States can take no action in elective matters without treatv stipu lationc It is still hoped that Presi dent Cleveland will recommend annex ntion rather than a protectorate. The royalists report that a number of American war ships are on their way to enforce quiet during the elec tions. The royalist paper, Holomati, has been sold by the sheriff aud re placed by an evening paper of the same political complexion. FROM THE DEAD. A llrother of Senator Turpi, of Imll.tnit. Ketur-H to Hin Old lliiuictrail Aftir Forty-Oiu. War, Itlrli Ainu. IiKt.l'iu, Ind., Sept. 2'J. After being mourned as dead for over twenty-five years, .lohn Turpie, brother of Senator David 1 urpie, has returned to tills city to una the whole familv dead excent tnree brothers, one in Washington, one in Kansas City and the other, Rob ert, occupying the old homestead. The story of John Turpie's life reads like a romance. In IS.VJ he left home in com pany wiiu itooeri Diciccv. ineuev was taken ill at Hannibal, Mo., and had to turn back, but Turpie joined an ox tram across the plains, bound for Sa lem, Ore., and drove an. ox team all that distance. i- t . i . rur xoriy years ne never saw a lace from his home nor heard from anyone there, lie spent three years hunting and trapping with the Indians, anil was for a while a sailor on the Pacific coast. He now resides at Astoria, lie says his brother, the senator, visited that place four or live years ago witlt a number of other senators, but as he was busy at the time he did not "take the trouble to look Dave up." Unlike his brother, he is a stalwart republican. The rise of values in Pacific slope lands has made him a rich man. SPANISH LOYALTY Onlil.lc Ovrr with Kntlinnlaoin for the (Jueen lU-Rriit nml Her Jtoyal Son. MAiutm, Sept 29. Queen ltegent Christina and the boy king Alfonso ar rived in Madrid yesterday from San Sebastian. Their leturnto the capital was made the occasion for a display of uuwonieu cnuiusiasm, me people ap parently wishing to show by their demonstrations of loyalty that they had no sympathy with the anarchists who have of late been so nctive in Spain. Crowds gathered about the railway station and along the streets through which the royal party passed on their way from the train to the palace. When the queen regent and her son appeared the crowd liecame frantic with delight and yelled and cheered until they were hoarse. Cries of "Long live Christina." "Long live the king-," were heard all along the route, and many ladies in the balconies of houses threw llowers before the carriage in which the queen regent and Alfons rode. It Is seldom that such a sponta neous outburst of enthusiasm is seen in Madrid, and the queen regent ap peared to fully appreciate the motives that prompted iL CAPTURED AT LAST. JoHrpii Ilnrilln, tlin Ontr.nll: Train Itoli-ln-r, Cnuglit at C'liirlnmitl. Cincinnati, SenL 29. Joseph S. Hardi ii, one of tlte Ccntralia (111.) train robbers, the police claim, was captured in this city at 12:.10 this morning. He had been traced from St. Louis to Kf fingham, 111., where his people live, by Detectives Smith and Allender, who were working on the robbery, thence to Staunton, Ind., thence to 9H2 Carlisle avenue, this city. Detective Smith followed him here nt ß o'clock last night, and, aided by Detectives Witte ami Httlwer, surrounded the house. Witte stood by the door and gave a signal to his comrades at midnight Hardin was met coming down stairs. Witte covered him with a 42-caliber revolver and the man threw up his hands. "I'm done for," he exclaimed. "Why didn't you bring a cannon?" He will lie taken to Centralla to-day. He gave the name of Kay at the Carlisle-avenue station. T1ip Affair In Snimm. San Fiiancisco, Sept. 29. Robert Louis Stevenson has arrived from Samoa. He states that affairs in Samoa are still unsettled and In a precarious state. fc, !iiiiilrlin Ito-pprtliu; tlio Turkloli Memorial .Mnlal AiiMwrtMl. Wakiiixoton, Sept. 2.7. -Some inqui ries nave oeen maile as to what has became of the jeweled medal tendered to President Cleveland by the sultan of Turkey in commemoration of the four hundredth anniversary of the discovery of America. The medal was formally presented to the president at the White House on dune 14 by Mnvrnnei Hey, the Turkish minister, nnd the fact of the presentation was mentioned at the time. The medal is now at the World's fair an partof the state department ex hll.it.

CLEVELAND ON SILVER.

Mon llopffu! Kim'IIkk (Tfuti-tl In Fl niiniliil C'ln-lra hy l'r.-l.li nt t'lovHitHd'a I.rtlcr tu (luv. Xortli.-ii or (irurKln, St-t line Forth Wlicrt- lie SlttmU on Ilm Money niii-.tloii-lh. Wunti it Stable Curri'iiry. Ni:v Vom, Sept. 29. The Evening Post savs: A more hopeful feeling per vaded down-town business und tinan clal circles to day. The improvement was brought about mainly by the pub licatloit of President Cleveland's letter to Gov. Northen of Georgia. Kvery where there was praise to be heard of this letter and Mr. Cleveland for be tngsoiranic and outsnolceu. Jiaulcers and brokers and business men gener ally were unanimous In declaring It to be un admirable document, and that Mr. Cleveland had spoken at the right time and shown his courage nnd fealty. lhe ettect of the letter was prompt ly show on the stock exchange where tt was taken as an explicit and com plete denial of the many absurd stories which unprincipled Washington corre spondents have deluged all street this last week to the effect that the administration had given up the fight, and that a comproini.se on the silver question was be tng arranged. The market opened very strong, and there was an advance on nearly all stocks of a point to a point and a half, with sugar leading The strength in the market was helped also by the beginniug of fortnightlv settlements in London. Foreign houses said the London market was strong on Mr. Cleveland's letter, and the general opinion there wns that the uncondi tional repeal of the silver purchase law was inevitable. The letter in question is as follows; EXECUTtvr. Massion, I September Ü5. tj'J.!. f TVm. ir. J. Xorthtn: MV DKAit Sill I hardly know hovr to reply to your letter or thu 15th Inst. It seems to me that I am quite plainly on record conccrniiu the liiinnclal nue.stion, My letler nrreptlns the nomination to the presidency, when rend hi connection with thu message lately sent to eonuross In extraordinary soslon. apjicars to me to be very implicit. I want a currency that Is stable and safe In the hands of our ix-oplc. I will not lmowliiKly bo Implicated Inn condition that will Justly nmlto mo In the least deirrve an Bwerablc to any laborer or farmer In the United Mates for a shrlnlmjjo In the purchasing power or tue iioiiar he ha received for a full dollar's worth of work, or for a pood dollar's worth of the product ot his toll. I not only want our currency to to of such a character that nit kinds of dollars will bo of c.pial purclmslnj; power nt home, but I want It to bo of such a character :u will demonstrate abroad our wisdom and pood faith, thu placlnu upon a Arm foundation our credit nmom; the nations of the earth. I want our Hnanclal condition and the laws re latino to our currency so safe and renssurlns; that thofc who have money will spend and In vest it in business and new enterprises instead of hoarding it. ou can no: euro f rieht by calling it foolish and unreasonable, and you can norprevent tho f rifhtenetl man from hoard in his money. I want :ood. sound and stable money, nnd a condition of confidence that will keep it in use. ithln the limits of what I have written I am a friend of sliver, but I believe its proper place in our currency can only he llxcd by a re adjustment of our currency legislation and the iiiuuKuruinm oi a consmem anil compreuen1 Ivo linaneial scheme. I think such a thing can only bo entered upon prolltahly and hope fully nfter the repeal of tho law which Is charred with all our Hnanclal woes. In the present state of tho public mind this law can not bo built upon nor patched in such s way as to rel ove tho situation. I am. therefore, opposed to free and unlimited coinauc of silver by this conn try alone and Independently, nnd I am in favor of the Immediate and unconditional rcm-al ol tue purchasing clause of the so-called Shcr man law. I confess I am astonished bv tho opposition in the senate to such prompt action as would relieve the present unfortunate situation. Ms dally prayer Is that the delay occasioned by sucn opposition may not bo the cause of plun in the country Into deeper depression than it has yet known, and that the democratic partj may riot be justly held responsible for such a catastrope. Yours very truly. Ohoveh Cleveland. WANTED TO SEE FATHER. A Crank Find III Way Into the Wliltn Iloutc to S-curo thu l're(lfiit C'liftlr hy Fmlr Mean or fr oal He U Xnntly Out witted ml t'apturrtl. .siiinotox, Sept. 2'.). Yesterday morning shortly liefore 11 o'clock a white man about !2S years of age in some unexplained way found his way into the lower letrions of the White House and meeting the colored cook, said: "I want to see father." "Who is your father?" the cook asked him. 'Mr. Cleveland, of course," was his response. dust then Policeman Heller appeared upon tue scene and saw at a glance that the man was not altogether right and so he dealt with linn accordingly "lour father is out in tho garden," he told the mysterious visitor. "Come with me and we'll ilnd him. Arm-in-arm they started towards the ... ... ,. . tioor, me miriKier luinuing lie was going to meet the president; but tho oilicer knew that he would land him at the watch-box. On the way to the box the oilicer asked the man: "W hat did you want in the White House'.'" 'I wanted that chair," was hi respouse. "What chair?" "The president's chair." "Don't you think the president fills It satisfaetorilj'." "-No, I don t," was his reply. And J intend to get it by fair means or foul. hen they got to the watch-box they found Policeman llavin on duty. Hoth the ofllcers knew what was going on. I he prisoner grabbed the policeman's black-jack from his pocket, evidonty thinking he was going to get a pis tol. He tried to use the club on the ofllcer, but both ollicers grabbed him, and the struggle lasted but a few minutes before the man was overpowered and conveyed to the station. llililrn' Ilulli-tn, Ciiicaoo, Sept. Ü0. . Physicians at Presbyterian hospital aro not able to I say this morning what the llnal result of Amri M. Hennett's wound will Me. The bullet from Cassius Heldcn's revolver has been located in the neck near the vena line. It has been decided to allow tho ball to become encysted and remain in the neck. C. W.' Koswell, assistant chief of the board of trade telegraph office, another of Ikdden's victims, Is in the same hospital. His condition is improving. The bullet that shattered his jaw hru been r moved.

PERSONAL AND LITERARY. I

The vacancy in the Order of tht. darter caused by Lord Derby's death is still uutllled. Thin highly-valued honor is said to lie between Lord Dttfferln.and Lord Aberdeen. "Tim" Tierney, who began service with the Hurlington & Missouri rail road as a track-layer In 1S5U, has been in thu employ of the company uver since, no is now over eighty years oiu, and is a ilagman at Denver. Ho says that he might have been president oi the roail by this time if tie had had little better education to begin with, Mrs. Matilda Simpson, of Harrisburg. Ivy., who died recently, had been known as the "sad Jadv" for a third of a century, during which time she had never been seen to smile. II er husband s mysterious disappearance had the I'lTect of chancinsr her merry disposition of young womanhood in tho twinkling of an ye. Her life was de voted to noble charities. Mm. Rodriguez, a celebrated couturiere of Paris, who failed a year and a half ago, has Just died in a lunatic asylum. She was tall, stont and brutallj frank, and absolutely declined to tiress any woman of a poor figure. A duchess of rather meagre form, after endeavoring for a long time to get dresses made by Rodriguez, received the reply: "I will dress Mine, la Duchosse when she has shoulders. Mrs. Mary A. H. Lyman, widow ol Moses Lyman, of Litohlield. Conn.. has presented to the American Invalid society the property known ba the Onoro house, near Sanford, Fla., con sisting of eight acres of orange grove land and an old mansion, valued at several thousand dollars. Her only re striction is that it shall be used for charitable or educational purposes, and oe Known as the Moses Lvman homo. Mr. Edward E. Ayer, of Chicago, owns the finest collection of works nf Indian art and the most comnlete 11orary on the native races of North . . . . . America oj anyone in this country nie Anthropological building nt tho iair holds the better partof his eollec tlon for this summer, nnd the bondwork of his plains Indians and the graceful carved spoons of the north west coast trilies arouse envy in the hearts of lesthetesand anthropologists. .Senator Perkins, of California, is a self-made man. hen he was a young ster in California, friendless, and with only two dollars in his Docket, a Mr. T.-. .!..!. .. 1 . . ... iviiiltul, a mercnani oi urovi le. iravo nun a situation as porter, where ho .... r could earn regular wages, forty dollars a month. Y hen ho had made a nlnee rr himself in the bitMtiens world he eat for his old employer, who had in the meantime met with misfortune, and gave him a book-keeper's place in his ofllce wortli one hundred and seventy five dollars a month. The four daughters of Sir Julian rauncefote, the Hritish ambassador. are all attractive and accomplished. lhe eldest sketches and paints, the second is devoted to out-door snorts. while music is tho favorite study of the other two girls. Their mother, Lady ratincoiote, is extremely youthful in appearance, and is a charming- and cultured woman. She was educated on the continent Her brother. Col. Wil liam George Cubitt, won tho Victoria cross lor bravery at the seio-a of Lacknow. HUMOROUS. "How are you? Just thouarbt I'd drop in awhile to kill time." "Well, we don't want dny of our time luMcd." Uoston (jlolie. u inline Clarence ra, u a man from Portugal Is a Portuguese, is his little boy a Portugosllng?" Little Peddlington Gheewitz. "This, I suppose'" said the stranger in the city, "is one of your club houses?" "Well, you might call it one. It is a police station." Washington ötar. Miss Antique "How mean these newspapers are: Here is a column headed 'Proposals.' and it is all about public improvements and such non sense." The Club. A Great Succfiss He "I hearyou are takinir cookmir lessons?" SheYes." He "Have you been success ful?" She "Very. Only one death so far." Detroit Free Press. Dobbs "May J make a confident ot you?" liobbs "Why. eertainlv." iJouDs -wen, i m hard up and wanta liver.' JSobbs "ou can trust me; I am as silent as the grave." Tid-Hits. There is no use in Americans wor rying about the future. Should this country go to grass we will be ablo to dispose of the hay at from thirty dol lars to fifty dollars a ton. Little Rock Gazecto. -Arthur "When she refused me. I wasnll broken up." William "As you wcro half cracked before, according to what the folks say, it need not have been much of a blow to finish vou." lioston i ranscript Ho Knew. "Oh, dear! what makes children cry?" exclaimed Mrs. Cawkcr, tired out with the baby's wailinr. "I know, mamma," replied Hobby, who is learning to read and who keeps his eyes open. " L hey cry for Jtigg's Mastona." Puck. Mamma "What made yon ask that naughty little girl to stay and play whun you told mo you disliked her?" Maggie "Oh, mo an' Robbie was playin' to be grown-up folks; wo didn't want her; wo only just told her wo did." Inter-Occan. "Well," said a fncetlous stranger to a member of the brass band, "there Is ono thing for you to be thankful for." " at is dose?" inquired the musician. "You can always blow your own horn.f "Nein, mein freindt. Dls cornet is por rowed." Washington Stur. Disposed to Quibble. Young Wifa "Henry, I wish you'd give up the usa of that vulgar, expression, "Oct a galt on you. " Henry "There's scriptural authority for it, my dear." Young Wife "Nonsens." Henry "No nonsenso at all. Didn't Samson get a gat on him when he. walked away frt Qaaa?" Judga.

How to tut DrrMri,

A nit of old crepe is a u.eful implement for the necessary process of dusting the gown. Tho ordinary brush means destruction to silk, passemen. terie, pretty trimmings, und embroideries. Every speck of dust may Is; removed with the crepo tho eoirmruted surface of which makes the job not dllllcult. If much beading is used in the trimming place between sheets of tissue paper, where nothing will rub ngainst it; for passementerie with some of tho beads missing or with the glos, frone is a mostdetressing spectacle! If a brush must le used get a soft camel's hnir one and use it with a light, quick motion, us sparingly as possible. Chicago Mail. Miss Hannah K. Clapp, n tnacher, loft Michigan in May, 18.V.I, witli a party of seven men anil two women tn eross the plains to California by team. iney arrived at IMaeerville in Septem br. After a year's work tliere she -. oepted a hcIhkiI in Washoe, now Ne vada, and ban taught there ever since, being at thus time of tlie state univer. sity faculty. ErfMt-An Appftltot If Tnri hntrn Inst, t-nnr n I ...m turri to you if you apply to adruKUtor ucn oral dealer who soils Hostuiter's Stomaca Hittor. When you aro In possoaaion of lids helpful tonic; you hare a restorer appetite which I mifulliiif nn,i ....,, over, it restores digestion hs woll as anMntlta UM.4 I. .4 1... t i 1 . IdnnrVft. find nrntfta vmi ft-Atn. nnl. n i rheumatlttn. iib. n iui i iiiinjuaiy juuiik uiiia IS II I hol" "Modest as a burglar; hodousn't even XV lint thu f'l-tvltt. nf Iii nwn ii.ir.! 11' tll.il .. liUn'u n . A Ma I . .. 1 delphiu Ilecord. Wliea Nature Ifeeds asslatanoe It may bo best to retadet it promptly, but one should reinember to uso oven the most perfect remedies onlv whpii needed. Tho best and mofltsimploaiid ireatlo remedy is tun Bvrun of Flj-, iiiauufao turwl by th California Fig Syrup Co. A woman in Ohio has just received her de gree us an electrical i-nglncor. Bite ought, uy more ron.-o or instinct, to know how to manuge tho sparks. Baltimore- American. HOW Mv TnilOAT TTi-ii-ra !r,,. Inr,- - - - - - .... . ,, . wyu ,y VUll tisu Halo's Honey of Horehound and Tarf i-jko s xooinacno urop Uuro in ouo minute. CtosEFisT "I hear vour son is croatnt contracting debts." IlunUs -"IJase fabrication, I ussuro you; he Is an exp.uider.' Kate Field's W aslungton. Tir.nr-niM'a Pit to n-m ( .,,,.. rn .v.. ' " ....-j , ,1, lumiuj lui ma United St:iti Im wiv.ril ivlil, nnM.u soluble, pleasant coating. 25 cents a box. "WnT (loos Maud look so tnel.mohntrl Has sho exH3rieitced a deep grief I" "Yes, poorKirl. she has fltushud liur box of caramels." Chicago News. ALtiEHT IlrrnrTi. TToa 1Vl,l . "Hall's Catarrh Curo saved tnv life." Write hmi for particulars. Sold by D'ruirgists. TÖc. Cask fanitovcd) "Don't vou knowthata. fool can asfc questions!" Hans "I had heard so; now I know it." lioston Transcript HoocTsCures "lam glad to rccomsstnd Hood's Sarsapn rilla and HootTsills. I havo suffered very much with severe tick Headacho. After taking six bottles of Hood's Sarsaparllla and two boxes of HooJ's fc Pills, I am cured of that 2 terrible disease. I know Hood's Sarsaparllla Is tho best raedlclnolcver took." MRS. II. M. LATTIN. Pino Vnlli-r. V V. H00d't3 Pill euro liver ills. 25c per box. Th Greatest Medical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. DOIALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS. Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two case tDotn thunder humor;. Me has now In Ins possession over two hundred certificates of its value, all within twentv miles of Boston. A benefit is alwavs experienced from the first bottle, and .-."perfect cure is war ranted when the right quantity is taken. When the luncs are affected it causes shooting pains, like needles passing inroiiKii mem; the same with the Liver or Bowels. This is caused bv the ducts beintr stopped, and always disappears in; a week after taWinß it. If the stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at frst. ino change ot diet ever necessary, bat the best you can get, and enough of it. Dose, one tnblespoonful in water at bedtime. Read the Label. Send foe Book. Unlike the Dutch Process No Alkalies on Other Chemicals ar nieA hs tk prspsuttssi ( W.BAKER A C0.S reakfastGocoa teMrk is ?Mfly KfasmrtAifArrrlms I thettrenyth ot Coces mixed i with Starch. Arrowroot or 'Bucsr. sad Is far mora eco nomical, totting lets than on cent a cup. n i aencious, Bourutunc, sea kuilt DIOBSTEl). Soil f lrrr sttrywfcsrs. V. BAKER ft CO.. Dorchester. Mm. Cures Scrofula Mrs. K. .1. Kowell. Meilfonl. Mass.. navs hr mother has boon rural o4Sou)fula by thousoof four bottles of BMSMj after hsvinq had Bauch other tre KVmj atmcnt.anU being reduced to qui bsjssbibi ta low condition m! heftlLb, m it was thought sho could not live. INHERITED SCROFULA. I Cnrad mjr little boy of hereditary Scrofula, which appeared nit over his face. For a year I lud elves up all hope of his recovery, when finally! was Induced to use BHVHH A fw bottles cured him, sad no symptoms ot Um dMease remalji. Has. T. i.. Matükkji, Maibemue, Miss. a es M s r'w mm wllil fttt. swt ft araciric co.,ammm,s.

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