Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 35, Number 42, Jasper, Dubois County, 30 June 1893 — Page 8

SEVERAL 6LKJHT DRAWBACKS.

Few of Oi Kmku Why a Bright Sehrt Took m Lew Rank lu Clata. "Your boy Jceras is a master band at his books, ain't be, Pete?" inquired ono of tho natives of Comcrvillo of Mr. Hohlw. "Ho is, an no mistake," replied tho father jromlly. "Ho is good at evorythin, Jeems i.s, an I calc'latoho takes his bead workin's from mo. His ma wa'n't no great of a scholar." "I expect you must 'a' ben head of tho hull class when you 'tended deestrict school, wa'n't yo?" inquired tho neighbor. "I didn't come along till eomo years after, yo know." "Well, no'," respouded Mr. nohha after a slight hesitation, "I can't rightly say I was, but it wa'nt for any lack of head workin's. I was smart scholar, but 'twas like this: Thero was writin I sh'd 'a' ben a fust rato writer, but it cnunped m' fingers up so it 'most set mo craty, an I had to giro it up. Thero was readin I sh'd 'a' ben head o' tho class in readin if it hadn't mado in' head kind o' dizzy. "An thero was g'ography," continued Mr. Hobbs after a pauso; "g'ography alius come as easy as pio to mo, but I couldn't seem t' get m' tongue round tho names o' the places, an so I jest givo up tryin. "Thou there was 'rithmetic. I was right at homo with figgers, but I'd add an divido an so on so plaguy fast that I'd getall snarled up an conftisod, an I'd havo to stop right in tho middle." "How about spellin'f" inquired tho neighbor respectfully after n moment's silence. "Well, when you como tospollin," Faid Mr. Hobbs, "thero wa'n't a namablo word in tho Fixillin book or tho dictionary that I didn't know not ono. But yo know how 'tis about words now an ag'in. You may know 'em jest as well as yo know your parents, an yet they'll sort of embarrass yo, someway! That's how twos with mo about spollin. Thero was a few words, gay a hundert or so, an alius he ben, that embarnuwed me, ayo might say, an ono way or 'nother thoy alius fell to my turn, como Bpollin lesson. "I was a fust class scholar, and J oems favors mo in his head workin's, I calolato," concluded Mr. Hobbs; "an cooaderin ho don't suffer from tho sot backs I did I shouldn't bo surprised a mito if ho was reckoned tako it by an largo a better scholar 'n hk pa was." Youth's Companion. mk41m Tm Saale Bitot. For anybody who has been bitten dj a coDra or rattiesnaJco or puff adder there are many remedies, but few peoplo recommend them from personal experience. It is to bo feared that most of them unfortunately dio before writing their testimonials. Perhaps thoy wero too long in deddinrwbich thing to take. The most famous of these remedies and probably the best on tho wholo is to get excessively drunk. It iax pensive to get drunk after a poison one snako bito, because somethingla tho veins fortifies tho head against tho first bottlo or two of whisky. Getting drunk before tho bito -won't do, although thero would appear to bo a very widely prevalent impression that it will, and a very common resolve to lay up a good store of euro is merely misdirected prudencoand nothing else, but there is often a difficulty in persuading a magistrate to thiilk so. Arthur Morrison in Strand Magazine. Ha Get the Ticket. Kowhero excepting in this f reo and beautiful country of ours could an incident combining the humorous and practical have occurred like tho following: It was between Mr. Bliss, a conductor on tho Chicago and Bock Island railroad, whoso height is 5 feet, and Mr. Henry, a passenger, who stood 7 in lue stockings. Mr. Henry put his ticket in his hatband and stood himself up when tho brief conductor came along. Mr. BUss could not reach the ticket, even when standing on his toesrand his unavailing efforts to do bo made all tho passengers "laugh cowumedly." But ho rose to tho occasion. Without changing countcmanco, ho brought ft ntopladder, leaned it against tho elongated Henry, climbed up to and picked off tho ticket, and wont on as though aothing had happonod. Troy Times. Btorleltjr Stimulate I'taatGrera-th. Professor Aloi, tho famous electrician, has been engaged for some tiino ki conducting somo curious experiments with regard to tho influence of electricity upon plant growth. These trial tests provo that corn, wheat, tobacco, beans in fact everything upon which experiments wero made wore highly benefited by the influence of tho electric current It was also ascertained that tho application of electricity to tho soil aided seeds in germinating, tho influence, in tho languagoof tho report, leing "vory marked." St Louis Republic. tiro rgl-t' ImprcMtlea. A certain little boy was much impressed by tho death of a neighbor and asked many questions concerning the matter. His mother, trying to explain it to him, remarked: It's only Mr. 8. 's body that is put la the ground, Georgia His spirit's gooe to heaven." Bhewat shocked to hear George m Ais fav thftt night that Mr. Jjggoce to hoavm.-

for Infants

T HntTTf yeara' enervation of HtUlieaa ofjeroH, permit at It U qaetioalily the bout

the world hat ever kaown. It It karmlcaa. Ckildrea like it. It glvea tkeaa Waith. It will aave ketr llvot. Ih It Mother- kave eatethtag whjgh It abaolately tafe d practically perfect mm child'. atetUolae. Cattoria deatroyt .Won Cattoria allaya reveritkae . Catterla preveatt vendtlng Soar Card. Cattoria caret Dlarrhma mul Wlad Call. Cattoria relievet Teething; Troaalet. Cattoria caret Constipation aad Flatulency. Catteri aentraliiea the effects of carhoalc acid ga orjaUcaow air. Cattoria doea not oeatala Morphjo1oEjHmrother3artio proporty. Cattoria ataiaailatea the food, regalatot ilia ttaamach aad hewelt, giving healthy and aatnraljilcep. Cattoria it pntapJajOHyaiioJioetnlyJIt it aot old ialaalk. Poa't allow any one to tell yon anything elte on the pla er reaaita that it itjatt at good" aad " will aaawer every parpete." 8 that yoa get C-A-S-T-O-R-I-A. 1

The fac -balle tlgHatnre of

Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.

MRS. 7. ERNY, Agent for Best in Use!

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Bargains on Demand. JEast Siele lnfclic Äquarn, JASPEB, TTSTt

NEW STORE. Joseph F. Scrmersheim.

Has remodeled his houso on the corner of .Tnekson nhd fith fltrcct in front of the court bon.se, in Jat per, and put in a slock of Dry Goods, Groceries and Notions

Of all kind. Customers will dnd horo a

priccB and will alwnyR bo wclcomo, whether thov buy or not, ami nro suru of courteous trcntmont. I bopo by fair treatment at fair prices to i eccivo a liberal share of custom. Try mo. J will allow tho highest trmrkct price for butter and eggs.

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Every Ring Sold on a Positive Guarantee If within a trial of thirty dayfl.dui in-which time it must bo constru.il worn and the insido ol tho ring kept bright, the patient Is nUsflo.1 that no -boncllt is derived from its use, tho ring may he returned and money refunded. For sale by F. C. Kuebler, Jeweler, Jasper, Ind.

Cliimlift Tou'nMhip TriiN-i Tin tndnr8ij?nod, Trustee of Columbia Tu.. Dubois counlv. Ind.. will attnml tn Tmvnsliln hllslunn nt lilsrnnideiirn mi o.verv Sntnnlav. and unrtnuo iiavlng township business to t innsacl arc requested to present it on that day oi me weoK. The townshsn Hbrarv n keut nlthr office of tho Trustee wboro those ouUticu can obtain books. NELSON HAMMS. TrtiBtco himhia Tp. i June 27lli, 1888-1 v. I

and Children.

jDaatorU ltajatraaKof to peak of It witaoat turning. remedy forlafamtt d Children Mteaerery ALSO A FINK ASSOKTMHNT Ol' HEATING ANW . COOKING STOVES TINWARE, HARDWARE FANCY LAMPS, BIRD CAGES, CIJTIjlUtY, NOTIONS, Ac now slock of the best poods, at lo wes A naturnl and Powerful llomody .... ... for the euro of Ulicuniatirin, icuralirin, Sciatica, Lumbago, (iout, Ncrvoupnes?, Insomnia, and nil discnRCH that aro successfully treated by Magnetism. f m Cvrt. 'tl Twlc Mst. nttta)nH, nI all l'tteat ' biwhw comluf n.l lor Miiliruln Out OM1 ii U OmioiHo I S. I'nlfnt Ofr.rc. Wc " a?,prl, all liii.mr t p-it n.TiCS J5n tr-i.RAi"i nnt ht act In ! . tu- itii'l at !" 't t!toc rt-mote from s. (; in '.ci dmwlnj;, or pnrtlft, ivnn nf'rrip" on Wo v If fu' ' "r t, frN! of Im trc ( o not i ' til . silci t wuinJ. A ii'wU. ll t nljin 'I rntwii ' ' with rcfa. t iicM I ftctunl f' ait m your ÜU e. lounly, ot jvin, Mnt frrc A Iitm, . A. SNOW & CO. OpaMtt t'kUat 0m, WataUtU, B. C.

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AFTERWARD. 01, my low, why tin on cull inoT Why trmiMo my life ny inort? Lviivo burliMl tli luvt that I Ixirw you. Why ill hk th" h'wl inu.t to my loor , I've fortilvt'ii tho wrung tlmt you IUI mc. Forgotten it niinot Ik- yi-t. Slleuco iiniliK'in I nk for. Why ox J"" with I'Ho ivutvtr Our lives mo iinwllvvd nsumh'r Thnt oik'o wi-ro do innir ami wi fwopt; Onrolii or ivrinayou prt-l 1110, Xuiv Hint to Mini only wo nirot. Whcro you noiv am Ihm I know not, Wt Miroly I know ou uro nrnr. Your heart to my heart Ucnlllnir Ami jiloaiUiiK for mcmorlvs lenr, Strnnuo s iiio twnil thnt Mill binds u. In (tplto of tho lovo thnt Ih ihiul: Sllonro ir hjuico N an nothliiK Iklween us w ho thought to Im weil. Why nro you thlnklnK if me, dear. Long after our broken troth plight? FoniethinB Is tellln mo of you1 feel you nro lonely tonight. Sovereil forever ami always. Yet nover entirely fret. Why of our lost Joy jejnind me. Our hajiiilness never to be? Oh, my love, why will you will me. Ami nil our piixt i!enMire.s renow? Iivoof my lifo, first ul only. Ah, why could you not havo been true? lloston Transcript.

II Left the lMc. Tho tramp hnd applied for ft bito to ent, and Uio lady hnd soiuo work to ho done, of which fnct, however, tho tramp was ignorant when ho called. Ho would havo called just tho Ntino no doubt, but not at tho houso in questiou. 'Til toll you what I'll do," she said in business tones. "If you'll clean up that flower patch, I'll givo you n wholo pio or a pair o old shoes, whichever you prefer." Tho tramp surveyed tho patch and picked up tho mice. In lö minutes the job was done to his satisfaction, and ho was after his pay. "Which will you haver" inquired tho lady. "Lot mo kco them," he replied. The pio and tho shoes wero set out for his inspection, and ho hefted tho pio and let it drop with a dull thud. Then ho examined tho shoes, which wero extremely frail. 'Til tako tho shoes, lady," ho mid, and I'm very sorry they ain't as heavy as tho pio i.s, for I havo a groat deal of walking to do," ami ho hur ried away. Detroit Freo Press. Somo 1'orelgn Mistaken About Americans. It is always to a certain degreo amusing to noto tho ignorance prevalent in European countries concerning matters and things in tho United States. My French almanac, for instance, sets forth as its prominent incident for tho 11th of April that that was tho dato of tho outbreak of tho warlietwcen "the States of North America and tho States of South America." But still more astonishing is the advertisement of a lifo of Admiral Farmgut by Messrs. Sampson, Low, Marston & Co., tho London publishers, tho work I wing declared to be "a biography, based on family pajiors, of the great 'Confcdemto' admiral," said advertisement appearing in Tho Athenrcum, that most serious and presumably accurate of English literary publications. Philadelphia Telegraph. The Flrt Gold from California. On Monday, tho 7th of May, 1S40, thero arrived in Boston tho ship Sophia Walker, Captain Wiswell, from Valparaiso tho 2d of March previous. Sho brought with her tho first gold, iu dust and bars, over received in this city direct from California. Tho whole amount was something moro than $80,000. Of this amount, Captain J. H. Spring, a passenger. lately tho commander of tho ship Huntress of Now York, winch was sold on tho coast, had $ 10,000 in dust on account of his owners, and tho re mainder wont principally to Balti moro in other consignments. Threo of tho bars, howover, valued nt$18,600, were taken to Philadelphia tho following day to lo convortcd into coin. Boston Herald. nntli Kntlsfled. Estollnv What a lovely ball. I nover enjoyed myself so much in all my lifo. Gladys Nor I. Estella I danced every danco and had a different partner each tame. Gladys I sat out overy danco and had tho samo partner nil tho evening 1 Exchange. A wonderful hen is owned by a man in Waterloo. It is as exicrt as a cat in catching rats. It teases them awhilo and then releases them. Tho owner of this remarkable fowl has observed that no rat over comes tho second time within reach of its claws. Threo miles nil hour is alxuit tho avcrago speed of tho gulf stream. At certain places, howover, it attains a speed of 51 miles nn hour, tho extraordinary rapidity of tho curront giving tho surface tho nppcaranco of a pheet of fire. Pattenham, in his "Arte of English Poesie," erected two pillars of ioctry in honor of Queen Elizulwth. Ench pillar consists of a base of limw in eight syllables, shafts of 1-syllablo linos and a crown in tho samo motor ns tho Iwiso. If a bill must lo sent through tho mail unregistered, fold it iieatly nround a rather long visiting card und it will eacapo, it is said, tho most careful search of a postal thief. Tho highest inhabited placo in tho world is tho custom house offAncoinarca inJPcru, 3fl,000feot-Rbovotho ton.

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rPV 'ft The Nation's Natnl Dav, 1893, will ho celebrated i it Eckcrl's firove, near JASPER, INDIANA! For ho benefit ol the Dubois County hoiilicrs iuhI bitilorr.' Motimciit. Como and hnln make thi a colobraiio n worthy of the purpose for which it is given. Grand Parade. Hy theRovcral fi. A. Ti. Post. S. of V Camp?, l Ii C. Iv. of A., bunded bv tlir lasper ötar IMikI, and the colohrated Fife and Drum Corps of U. M. Weitnnn Camp, S. of V. of Portcrsvillo. Jorror Camp S. of V. will march with muskets and bayonets. R. M. Milburn Elocutionist, Will Iio.wl the Dochration of Independence. Hon. Jno, L. Bretz Will deliver tho address of Wclcomo Hon. A- M. Swenney Clerk of Supremo Court, will speak of Monumente, their origin and purpose?. Re-Union Joe Will be present with some brilliant sayings. Comrade John P. Norman's Recitation of his thrilling adventure inside tho rebel lives tho night before the battle of Stone Ilivcr. Durlauf Trio Cornet Solos, equal to any delivered by the famous Gilmore or Cuppa performers. The Kisses flora Vollmer aui Fieri Traylor Jafipcr's Sweetest Singer's will render several national and patriotic selections Lovers of song nnri music will miss a treat if thoy fail to hear these talented singers. The Boom de Eh Quartette, Messrs Kunkel, Friedman, Gulgsoll Kuebler, will entertain yon with something Rich! Unrc! Racy I Songs! Kutel Ivurinus I IComicl Kotchiugl Killing I Gjand Drills bv Iho G. A. II., '. nt V. C. K. ot A. Camp Fire and Re Union of old Soldiers and friend at night. Itcau Soup ftiid Black Codec, from 8 to 9 p. m. Dancing Day andNight! Good tloor nnd grovo brilliantly illuminated. Abundant Refreshments The booming of the cannon nt the dawn of dav will proclaim n wnlnoiii.i tn nil. The 0. A. K. and 8. of V. will see that order is maintained. Siikrikk TitAvr.on, flrand Marshal. Oko R. Wimo.v, Master of Ceicinouies. EXCURSION RATES n i Hltiilroads. M. HOCnOESANn. AMIKItT ItOOHOKSANC!. Machine Brick Yard, m, iiociigesAng ä son. Have pul In n nmcliliic to mniiM t.rlck, with leim mvor, rtinl v'lll fiMiiln nt.lf In (nniNli nil Ihc Best Brick Made. nior qmiitilr .Jeiiritt, nt lliMr y.ir.l on Hit' Trny roxi. ' ' - AllnilWin rtrm In llnllMI'. l'AT. TKU.nH, mi l npiTltl Min (.ii aritf ihJit. ftfrdlVK IIS A TlllAI, IIIIUKU. April Si, ".),'!. Hoclitfosiuitr V. Son ForSuIe! Fifty Slmres in tho Jasper Manufirr luring Go. Inqtiiro of Jos. Hauer, or at tho Jasper Furniture Company's 0t11cc.

LOUISVILLE & St. LOU

suit ziAia I. , K, ami St. tux, ) IS HPI'HUr, Al'ltll. i tHül WHS! IIOIIM. I 4M r. m r u m :t . u. .Ml I ,H.)0 II IU 11 '.'11 r m 3 2S I AT. 1 IIIS I.INl i.v. i.iii'inir ,B I T.&0 u. sr. Ii.so 11 4.V AR. HlikCIMlKlkli i x I.V. " A I.V. Mf , V..UM..H i , ,h. t i.oyi :ir. V M. 1(140 Uio I :n :V,INVH .K iVIM.H J I. H , M . 00 it. -in i.v. jAM'm ii I.V. lllINTIMItCh'i k I.IM'.M.S ft on s .11) J .'ii 0.65 :i l.'. Ml KVAWVII.I. I I IT, 43 t 41 A. M. 11 Vi nur Ki'imr mi li' - ir.M. 40 12 01 i,v. iismn i, U. l,ol'KM.KT i ll.Trtll l.KO sr. r. m 4.411 KI r m 12 (15 TK.I.I I 1TV .VII A M A lfi in o'j I.V I.ISC'H.N K )?,; ;l l.:i7' 1 CO i I.v tri.l 'IT1 Alt ASNITi. n 4 t 'a 10.211 Kiit SunIy. Oilier iraln iiiv .1. ItKVKlMCT. .i;itii t, .liui,.f. i U. A. U,U I'ij. i j, t Mil. I'.s A iff .I-".. OI'TICIAIi NO I If n (Jllllllt.V I.OiUMl III' K'h'U. N'Ol'! CK U horeliv "i..- , 1 i inl of Re'vli'.v of ii, .. , Hud v ih. 'ilinn I i-r-on vl jr p Duho'H Count v. I ml . will ii ly 'lilt ll.ltlM' ill .lildpor, 'Ml IV Ii:' tliy niter the lourih ility o Ii. The Horil will hnur enini n ,u owners ol persnnnl propiriv n " view or'eorroctiiig 11 'rr.tr- mm uiil iiOHcripi ion-, inn ii... i.i..N itml nut viimmiioii roMir lion m i vt Township A-so-sors, tu mil.'- vi r Mini-comply with tho pr -(. n r 1 1 NW. Ail gmui ciliz.TiH nro ir.ifcf,) invited to iittend, i-UIkt in j.rni .i written statement, to n-.-i-r il. UM to make a jnt tiud opii'i'' jn it tion to the"8P crnl ti)vviihiis ii r uJ out Duboi county, to coniorm o enti'il standard reference l.-ng l.i' uiitural and genuMplncal ciunli'ifin. vJ - . . . . other elements of vuiup. In toslimony whereof, lb . v.' - nl A, hand and ntlixr l th sbai. the Hourd nl' t'mnn." era, .Fuiio 15, liH .lOUS" (lllAMKI.NtMl I! ... Andiier I'u' " June. 2.1, 1 89:1,2 w. FOR Till Singer Sewing acliiiuj I bog to announce to the j)iiWt,1 have ngaiti opened an otlice, wl rij havo constBiitiy on hand a mil unit the Genuine Sinirors. with all the m improvements. L have also a lrj stock of Attachment?, Needles, OiKij Inr nil ntlier makes and Btvles of $tv'4 Machines. All kinds of Sewing H chines repaired. IJargains in pcco hand machines. I My placo of business is on 7th S'rti between Mill and Mcuniius btrcci. JASPER, INDIANA. PKTKIC J. ÜUSillAA, Ag iu, For the Singer Manufacturing Comp I am aio agent for the old rcliitj Min.rn pa Pii-i. ntul Tnrnmlo null Ctm Inatiranco Co., of New York, ami i spcctfully nsk a liberal patrounj;c. Dec. , 1800-lf. Read our duo line of Goods frtmo etui 1?nannra. American and Now Homo Sewing -M chines. Ruddy Harvester Oil. Ilawkcyo Hayloider. Champion Corn Drill. Klectric Light Coal Oil. Mciahuiry Wheat Drill. Kimball Pianos and Organs. South Henri Plows. Smith Wagons. I.Wlc Wondor Ice Cream Frcrcr. Ncllis Hay Fork. tl Illlt VlfF-Inf Valley City Fertilizer and Hone IMiwInf Itvino llnrtinca I'.lli'L'iCf1. If l.n.i ...... v., ..... ..... ' " , i i MIIiHUltX V; CO., Jnilirr, I"'1 FINK FARM FOR SAM In Madison Township. One of the host farms in MlH Inu'imh n a now for Sil 0 OV II"1 """.I signed, to-wit: U2.J ncrts I's,,c,fJ Town One, South Rango 5 'JJ mcrly belonging to John n"ccaed. It will be sold at a r4""",. ....: ...1 .,nnis.,l iivfiimil I' " iriui:, nun "ii jfiiihih ln ircd. If von want a good firm. 1 good locality, near tho thrlvinir town Ireland, this is your opportunityparlicularR, call on ,.rt,vr at Jasper Courier Olllco. fnrmirl" KI"1" . ino Atiam ommi mini, . ut where the railroad erodes I Alto .. . , i .i.i. ..I I II will lio cold cheap. Cill soon. ,iuiiV ist:; Uetlii'l Temnenuiee I'lenir' i' ... . . nlriiic IIIIIIU Will VII 1 uiii'v ,.il. P.elhel on the 4th of. Inly, i ''', ' . Grove. Public poakiug ly 'pt . Tlieio win un a iomiui''" ui, AI AUCH, Ol uriir.llllliu, im ;flriiOC a Gold Medal content in tho rtf''r"J Allen, of Ilrticovillo, and oiliera so somo oilier enicrr nun'. :",-j)rjtl jomoone, tomc mi, ii i" our national Indcpcndcnco l) good and honorabio 8ly,0CoMJ,nTEC

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