Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 33, Number 50, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 August 1891 — Page 3
WEEKLY COURIER.! Hl-
will ha gives hli mtute aud J NIEDRINGHAUS REPUDIATES.
C. XXXaVM" Ja YttUMMr.
JA8PML
THE SEASON TICKET.
aw a London or Footed a Rail-
way Gktenajj.
1MERR wm ao
question about
it. I was a most
disreputable looking person
-a kind of per-
Hon whom you
would not eare to recognise! on
the street if you were well dressed. I had found it impossible to sleep that night awl had got up Kt half-past three in the morning a n d trumped
kil over the west end of L udon until
! wat dead tird and ready to go to
Loop on any doorstep. I hud put on
if oldest eoat I had and wore on my , .. in I i.i ..i i.
e;iU H YUlKMIUBtt-lUUKIIIK SIUUUII VMU.
Sow. there in nothing which gives a
nan Mich a woe-begone, haagdog P-
i iii-nnce a an old una bad slouch oan.
! had no collar on mid my lwots were
mri;red with the mud of various dirty
flurouj;hfares. A man may ims meafc-
treil by his soul, as Dr. atts held, but p to date the ouUtlde world insists on
nlgmg a person mainly by his appear
and my appearance was decided-
V
airaint me that morning.
I came to a railway station oa the
over which I hold a first-cl urn sea-
ii ticket, and saw that it had been
ust opened and that the uateman was
awning at having to get up so early
the morning, so 1 thought I would
ke the first train home and go to bud
a reputable citizen. I was vvidentthc lint comer and as I passed the
an lie held out his hand and said: "Ticket, please." "I have a season," I answered sleep-
ly. ah that is iny usual reply to such
nest ton, "I will look at your season ticket, If
'ou please," said the man politely.
Mocpy as I watt, this remark awoke n to the fact that I "waa a disreputa
ble K mi icing- eitiaen.
"Why do you want to see my season
ket?' I aid. "It is very unusual to
,k for it."
"Perhaps," replied the man; "nevereless. all tickets must be shown, sea-
and others." I have never len asked for my sea-
n ticket, and i nave traveled on huh
e for months."
I will look at your season ticket, if
"I don't sew what you want with mi
name ami add' I mid. .t wildly m I eouhl. 1 Hare a many acquaintance already tut I kow what to do with. I don't vhh vu extend my calllug list, Let me oiu, if yon please. I am going to walk." itoth mea planted themselves ia the doorway and refused to let me mum. "Do you mean to say," I or 11, "that you are goittK to attempt to stop me from going out?" "Show your season Ueket, or give year name and address," "I will do neither one nor the other." 'Then' you atay here till you do." I shall do nothing of the kind. You let me puss. How dare you attempt to atop me? Have you a warrant for my arrest? If you have not, then I advise you not to put your hands on we."
"John," said the ticket man to the
porter, "go and get a policeman."
John bolted out of the door while the
other s too. I in the doorway, aad nothiag waa said for a few moments. "Can't this matter be axed up?" I said, persuasively. "No, it can't" "Isn't there any way out of it?" "No, there Isn't"
"Oh, well," 1 said, with a sigh, "I
suppose I shall have to take the oon se
quences. hat are they, do you hap
pen to know?"
"It will depend upon what the judge
ays, he answered, shortly. j
"Well, now," I said, confidingly, "I am going to let you into a .secret I
think 1 will manage to square you and John and the policeman all three.
bueli things have been done, you
know."
The man gave an indignant "humph."
"It has rone too far for that," he
said, gruffly, and the next moment John
appeared, panting, with a policeman.
"What's all this?" said the oflloer of
the law.
"This man tried to pass the gate
without a season ticket"
'Oh, I never did anything of the
sort"
"And refuses to give his name and
address, and w.ys we haven't any right
te.ft
oe a.- low
fes, bat tell at war. Tea surety t thlakHat I woaU try to cheat
:aVr oowuMMnr. Do I took HIM a
tafcr
r mu a taui win Mw-r-
it there waa aa increasing
at the lip. lie waived
qnestfcpn of nay dishonesty by say-
f nothing about it
"1 would like to see your season
Iket, if you please."
'I don t want to take it out on a
imp, Toggy morning like this," l said.
a tone of exio$tulation. "it is a
ire, ornamental bit oi white leather.
kanti fully stamped la gold, and it cost
stock 1 deal of money, and I would
ither not expose it to the morning air.
you don't mind."
The man said nothing, hut looked at
le fixedly ami . serious-ly, the linea
(bout his mouth getting firmer and
nner.
I hesitated for a moment and then
lid: "Oh,.,well, it doesn't really mat-
fr. i see the liookiar offiee is open;
11 buy a ticket"
'I heg your pardon," said the man.
rou will nrt buy a ticket If you have
season ticket you have, a right to go
the platform; if you have not I
nt your name and address."
'Hut the hooking olWee is opes," I
otestfd.
'Certain ly it is open, l want to see
rmr season ticket. If von please."
"Well, but if the hooking offiee is
n and if it k for the purpose of sell
r ticket, why do yon ehwet to my
kv'ncr a ticket? XH1 bay a red thlrtl-
i or a blue seooed-elaes or a white
l MOUI.H I.1KK TO 8RK YOUK T1CKKT.1
rst-cinss, just aa you sav. 1 would
ther buy a tiukct than expose my
rnson ticket to the morning air," and
t-stm this I edged oautiously away
m the man as if ready to trait out of
lu? door.
Uc promptly plaeed himself between
nnn the door aad said sternly, drop-
ng the polite 'If yovi aleaee:"
f nt to see your aeatoa ticket"
well," I said, jauntily, "it
n't matter after alL I think I shall
F"K home. It U all rlat. I havt
11 a rood manv mtleaalrtrndv. ami
"nuer mile more or 1mm tioesn't mat
M (Jowl mnenlnv.
The railway man sailed a porter, who
.T'w cnm salatanee.
"ktaaa vov xaa."
te met ear baaes ea hhn, se I theaght
rd get iiomebedy that had.
"Kef used my aame and address!" I
erled, in astonishment
"Ves, and tried to snuare me when
John went for you; said he'd square all
three of us."
The police man, it seemed to me.
rather brightened up at this sugges
tion.
"What did you try to do that for?"
said the officer.
"I say I didn't try to do it at all."
"Didn't voh say you had a season
ticket?"
"Certainly I did, aad I have it"
"Well, then, why don't you show It?"
"Why don't they ask for it?"
Here John broke in and said: "I
heard him ak you for it a dozen times."
"Oh, John, John," I oned, "how can
you say sueh a thing?"
"Well." said the policeman, "if I had
a season ttcxet x wouiu snow it, u x
were yon."
"Now, that" 1 said to the officer, "ia
the first sensible remark I have heard this morning. I never thought of that
way out of the trouble. What they
seemed to be anxious for was my name
and address. Don't you think that they
might to have asked me for mj ticket
if they wanted to see it If you don't
see what you want ask for it, yon
know."
The officer looked at the ticket man
ami the porter. The ticket man
shrugged 'his shoulders aad said he
would like very much to see the season ticket I didn't look like the sort of
person who carried season tickets.
"Oh, all right," I said, pulling out mv nurse; "here you are. It doesn't
look very much, but it eosU a good
deal."
The ticket man took it in his hand and examined it turning it over and over with a bewildered air of a raau
who bad Inset! hit suddenly with a club.
"Now." I said to the officer, "don't
vou think that it's rather cheeky of
these people to prevent me from going1
out, and to make the assertion to you,
a respectable oniccr ot the law, that l
had no season ticket, when you see I have? It's good for three months lonirer vet Here they drag you from
vour manifold duties to arrest a per
fectly Innocent man, aad act in this era.v wav to a natron of the line a
Urst-elass patron, too,"
The policeman shook his head dub
inuslv and said he really couldn't un-
- derstand it
"Well." I answered, "you art' wlt-
to their eharsre that I had ao sea
son ticket Now. I say this matter is
not sroing to end here."
"Oh. well." said the poHeeman sooth
tmfk-. "I wouldn't be to hard if I
were vou."
"The matter." I repeated, "cannot
td kt-. 1 thiak that It's so early in
the mornlnr these mea are not rightly
awake vet and I thiak thsy should he
wakened an. I think that we had bet
ter have drinks all round, as the morn
ing is very damp aad disagreeable.
What do VOH think?"
Th nolioemaa smiled, the ticket man
UrtU1 relieved, and so we ended it
that wav. Luke ahara, w Pitreit
MHh- ApwmiiHtlii'il Tkrir
rrwweeUrw Tim Vtmlm Msker It rMUt
Their Vgrwumi'nU.
Nothing shows more elearly that It is
only at the meetings of eommitteea aad ia the halls of eongresa that those who demand high tariff speak of the interest of labor, aad that waea they go
away they leave behind them all
thought of their working mea, than the actions of Mr. Xiedriaghaus, of St Louis.
When Mr. Niedrimrhaus took hU seat
ia the Fifty-first congress he made a speech deefaring that he was there as a
representative of labor; that he did not
want to go to congress, but was forced to by the work mea of at Louis.
how Mr. Niedrlnghashaa a factory in
it Louis in which he makes kitchen
utensils. Kx-Coagremuaaa Niedring-
haus is president of the it Louis Stamp
ing Co.. a eoaeera with factories in at.
Louis, engajred in the production of
kitchen hollowware. It also imports
tinned platea and ia one of the prospect
ive tin-plate manufactories called into
existence by the McKialey tariff.
While asritating the question of a
higher duty on tinned plate the manu
facturers held a conference with the
leaders of the Amalgamated Iron and
Steel Workers, at which, according to
Mr. Weihe. president of this associa
tion, the following occurred:
"Whn the tin plate association, of
which Mr. Xledringhaus was a pro ml
neat member, went before congress to
have the tariff on tin plate raised, its
members were afraid to go before the
ways and means committee themselves, though they did a sigh, of lobbying.
They came to our association and rep
resented that an increase in the tariff
would start the tin plate industry on a
boom and would be a big thing for us,
and they wasted us to help them out It was necessary, they said, to have us, the laborers, go before the committee.
We took ia their talk and were really
persuaded that it would be a good thing. So we sent committees to ap
pear before the ways and means com
mittee, and, in consideration of this work on our part the tin plate
association agreed to a tin plate
wure schedule by which its members
would pay IS per cent extra for soft
steel work and '20 per cent for changed
iron and steeL Aow they want to craw
fish out They say they cannot rnanu
facture at such a price. Thev are right
thev cannot Another thing, they
will not be able to turn out the amount
of tin plate bv 1897 called for by the
McKlnley bill. They got the assocla
tien to help them, and now they want
to recede from their agreement with
us, and Mr. Niedringhaus, who should
he the very last is the first to try and
back out"
Now Mr. Niedringhaus refuses to
A . . i
carry out nts part oi me agreement.
The result is his workmen have gone oa a strike, aad he has telegraphed
to the treasury department inquiring
whether the importation of contract
laborers from abroad is permitted. The
first reply sent to him was that the
contract labor law would not prevent
him from importing skilled workmen
aad that no special forms were serr for doing it
But it was soon found that the Amal
gsmated association controlled more
votes than Niedringhaus could muster,
and accordingly, in view or, the cam
paign U Ohio, Secretary Foster wrote
to Mr. Niedringhaus repudiating the
letter of his subordinate and declaring
that the treasury department was not
In the habit of deciding supposed cases.
Here the matter stands for the present
but it will be hard for them to desert
la his hour of need this lively gentle
man to whom they have looked with
confidence for tin dishes and tin bills of fare whenever they advertised a
high-tariff banquet hut when they
understand the situation he will eat a
very small ngure uy tne siue ox tae Amalgamated Association of Iron and
Steel Workers and its votes. Secretary
Foster has already silenced the officious
and learned Owen, and Niedringhaus
will soon discover that he has permitted
his business to encroach unwarrantably
upon the domain of practical polities.
INFANTS LIVING AND DEAD.
Mew the Flesh aad Mleee Itahy le Tsiea
rr Ihn KAt mt iHfMt laeMtrtes.
Infant industries have been objects
df solicitude with tariff makers siaee
the first American tariff bill was passed.
Manv of these Infants are now 100
years old and most of them have passed
the age of Si, but they still figure as
infant industries, in the language of
the tariff makers and in that of the
stump speakers who shriek for higher
and eontmued protection to these wards
of the state. It might be thought that
to men so tender toward these strap
ping infants of trade the real wailing and helpless Infanta that are horn into the United States every minute of every day In the year would be equally obiects of solicitude. Nothing of the
sort On the contrary, the strain upon
the svmpathies of tariff makers made
bv tlie demands of infant industries
has left those legislators absolutely In
different to the claims of real fleih and
blood babyhood. Indeed, the flesh and blood infante are taxed like all the rest
of us In order that the infants of iron,
steel, wool, wood, leather, flax and what not may lie sumptuously fed.
clothed and housed. Whatever the
flash and blood Infant wears or eats is
taxed for the benefit of these lifeless
infants of trade.
Flannel is a necessity to the flesh aad
blood infant and one might have ex
pected to find flannel on the free list of
a tariff bill framed by the professed
lover of Infnnthood. .Not at all. The
habv'ri iUnnel U taxed, just like its
father's coat ami its mother's gown.
Here 'h what the law provides: Flan
ads worth ) ceitta a pound, duty 103 per cent; flannels worth from SO to W
cents per poumi, uuty i per cenu; nan
nels worth from W to Ml cents per
nound.dutv 101 per cent. ; flannels worth
from M te M eenta per pouae duty
from 80 to 138 per cent, aeeordbtg to
weUrht and other qualities: flannels
r--- - . . . ,
worth from M tow eenie per poumi.
hit from 75 to SO per cent Man.ieis
I . . a
worth above w cents per pounn, uuty
1M ner eent
Tktm if the leak aad blwd basr
would have ttanaebt he must pay from IS to 148 pr eeat, tiwsr.1 the mttintea
usee of the infant flannel iadasirr of the United States. It makes no difference how poor the flesh aad blood in
fant's parent may im or how tlimeHlt they may And to keep it alive aad warm, that tax must lie paid toward the support of the other infant
Hut flesh and blood babies mast sleep
under hlaukets in wintertime. This is
a lovely thing for the great blanket infant industry, for every flesh and blood
baby in the land can be made to pay
something toward the support of this
Infaat Here is what the live haby pays to the blanket baby: lilaakets
worth not over Se cents per poumi,
duty 91 per eent; worth from 3U to 40 cents per pound, dutr 8 per cent;
worth from 4 to Se eenti per pound,
dutr 191 per cent; worth from 58 to 00 cents per pound, duty 119 per eent;
worth from 0 to 89 cents per pound,
duty 95 per eent; worth above 9 cents
per pound, duty 71 per cent
Thus the live infant pays from 71 to
119 per cent to the blanket infaat
Oddly enough the live baby, whose pa
rents oan afford to buy blankets worth above 89 cents per pound, gets off with a tax of 71 per cent Somehow the tariff
makers always had a tenderness for
wealth. The fact Is that a great many
of them are millionaires and a fellow
feeling makes them wondrous kind. It
was easy enough to let up on S0-oent
blankets while 60-cent blankets paid
119 per cent duty.
Linen is one of the things that go to
make babies pretty. It was a baby clad In linca long clothes that drew forth
from Charles Lamb a famous whimsical
witticism. As they carried the little
one past the gentle Charles he grasped
the wealth of flowing linen, and feeling upward toward the baby's tiny toes stammered out "Wh-where does it
leave off?" Those long clothes are
taxed, you may be sure. Here is what the tariff schedule says: "Sheet) and all other manufactures of wearing ap
parel made in whole or in part of linen and not otherwise provided for, 55 per
cent"
Then there are the laces and pretty
bits of linen that go to sweeten the
faces of small humanity; they too are
taxed. Laces, insertings, embroideries,
00 per cent duty. Ihit lest something
might escape the tax, the tariff makers
placed a duty of from 73 to 1'23 per cent upon women's and children's dress
goods. Then they realized that the
living baby must have soap to keep
him clean, and they clapped a tax of
from 90 to 41 per cent on soap. While
they were about it they put a tax of 00 per eent on the sponge with which the
baby ia washed. Of course they taxed the baby's cradle and his carriage, just as they ta:.ed the comb for his hair and
the bone teething ring.
Hut you would have supposed that
the proposed lovers of infants would
have paused when they came to toys.
How could they deliberately go about
making a poor defenseless baby pay
more than the market value for hit
trumpery rattle? They could, how
ever. "Ah ! toys !" said they. "Every
body must have toys, aad now is oar
opportanity." 8o saying, they eon
eoeted this provision of the tariff:
Dolls, doll heads, tor marbles, of
whatever material composed, and all
other toys not composed of rubber,
china, porcelain, parian bisque, earthen
or stoneware, and not specifically pro
vided for, 35 per cent
Perhaps you think thev relented
when they reached toys of china, rub
ber and ail that, and decided' to let
them in free. Every child now
has a rublicr rattle, and thousands
of featureless rubber dolls make
American nurseries hideous. True,
and the tariff makers had those very facts in mind when they omitted rubber toys from the list of articles dutiable at S5 per cent Here is what they
did about that: China, porcelain,
parian, bisque, earthen and stone
toys, painted, tinted, stained, en
ameled, printed, glided or other
wise decorated or patated in any
manner, 60 per eent duty; toys ecm-
posed of rubber, 65 per eent duty.
There you have it alL The baby
must pay for his whistle. He eaa have
no fun without tax. He must take up
his load of tariff taxation and carry it to his grave, and his heirs must pay
tariff tax oa hie shroud and eoaln.
Even the fire-crackers with which he
celebrates the Fourth of July aad
learns his first noky lesson in patriot
ism, are taxed 199 per eent
OH ft 1ST AT THK FEAST
An interesting investigation inta
the cost of labor and materials in mane-
factured products has just been ec
pleted hy the bureau of labor statistics
of Massachusetts, it completely re
futes the doctrine of the McKlnleyites
that the cost of labor is the chief item
In the cost of manufactured goods and
tii at. the tariff is levied solelv to emial
ize labor cost here and abroad. Thh report shows that the cost of la tor represents only l per cent of the ot
of the product while tfte cost of the protected materials is OS per eent, or over twiee as much. The average rate of duty under the McKlnley tariff ia AO
percent and is largely added to the
price of the goods made. Tariff re
formers aim to decrease the cost of ma
terials by making them free, thus net
only increasing the wage of labor, but
decreasing at the same time the total
cost of production. Workmen will thereby lie benefitted in two ways, by
getting more money for their work aad
more goods for their money, it is for
the workmen to deckle which they
want
The Lawrence (Kaa.)
(rep.) says: "There must be a dleae-
sition to make such ch'inge ia the
tariff act as will satisfy tho west that it
is not to be robbed for the benefit of the
vast aad some responsible assurance
thai such abominations as billion
srrssses are not to be of annual
reuse, or the republican party will go
oat of power, never to return."
letters I'm! HawtaJ-)
I gMchUlv At mi from S. . Qssrterir.l
TeoM TaxT. 4e)ia TrfM-il GOI4KX TRXT.-rU s taiwt. let Wm
tease unlit M and driMtJesa 7:KT,
CanTKAi.TiurrM.-JeMM U Uw Wrist, ear
ftavkmr and King.
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ear but lesson, st the feM ( Tabsmselea.
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Jasus. Nesrir wiriy-iares yeses .
month before His erueiaslM.
IXTKRVKNINO HieTOSV.-MnU.. IJIB.
Martt. ofaB. 7 f: Lttfce, record ttw events between the last lessen aad this.
THEFXASTOrTABSUMAC!.X. (1) 7W. THIS
feast was held from the l&tn te the ist of TUri
(SiitUMrtt October); that yesr, October 11
to it. () 0M. Xt was a thssksxlvinir, was
spscUl refercsM te the sbede la tsbernsews during tH fecty years ia the wil4ersM. S) Urn dtimtnl. Booths were erected everywhere, ia court aad on sous-top, ia street aad square. These arbors or booths were made of
braaeaes of trees-psuas. yeesori, ouves, pines, wiHows, etc. Nobody wssliviaKataenui; everybody ia these booths.
HELPS OVES IIAUD l-I.ACSH.dl. "WS
Christ cometh," etc., this was their argumeat
that Jmus was the Messiah. 3S. "A'.llttie wane
I with you." aad you eaa repeat and aeeept
your Messiah. M. HYe shall seek me" forafcl
aadeorarort. Tauaer ye eaanoi eorae. jo so not belong with God or to Heavea. Your
wlioJe character is opposed tetheat. 35. "Unto
the dispersed." Jews scattered among Me
aeatkea. 37. "In the last day:" the seventh. One ot the ceremeale at this feast was the
a rawing wster la a goMea pitcher from the
pool of Hi loam, aad pouring it on the altar. It
was dose with a Kreafproeessioa. it wasjtui
alter this, ia a pause of the eeremoaies, that Jesus probably spoke. "Thirst" la his soul.
Men thirst for God, for life, for paraoa, lor goodsess, for comfort, for a better life, for a
noble object of living, for love, lor inenusnip, for eternal life. "Come unto Me:" all these thirsts arc satisfied in Jesus. 38. "Out of his beilj:" his heart, "Shall How:" the good is for
others, and not for self alone. "Rivers:" denot
ing: abuadaace. freeness. continued supply, la
contrast with the snail golden pitcher used ia the ceremony ot the pouring of water. "Of living
water:" pure, runaiaic water, overnuwiag
streams: the opposite of stag Beat, malarious,
poisonous water; also life-giving water. The jtospel of Christ, which is the truth of God received into the heart by the Spirit, brings life,
health and joy. a. "Holy Uhoet sot gives" in the abundance whloh characterised the new dispensation. See Day of Pentecost. "Jesus glorified:" by bis atonement, resurrection and
ascension to tho rlgst band ot uoa. eu. "tne prophet:" Dcut. 18:15. 41. "Tbo Christ:" the
Anointed, the Median. . "uataaoi tne
Scripture tatd:" this U their argument for believing that Jesu being a Gal
ilean, la their opinion could net be the
Meulah. "That Christ ootnetb of the seed (or
offspring) . of David." See Pa. 8:1-Sfl; 138:11;
Isa.9:8.7: ll:l-5: Jer. :. 6. "And out of the
town of netblehem:" (see MIc. 3:; mke:.)
All the trouble with their arguraeat was that
thev did not caro to ascertain the facts. Their
quotations of Scripture were an argument in
favor of Jesus being the Messiah, for lie ful
Hied the Scriptures.
I.KSSON C0MMKNT8.
At the time of this lesson, Jesus had
been before the public for nearly three
years, in ualtiee, in samana ana in J udea he had taught and wrought many
miracles. Lepers had been healed,
devils had been cast out and the dead
had been raised. lie was no newcomer araone the people; nor was he a man
like Elijah, appearing for a short while,
and then for months or years remain
ing concealed. He was all the time among the people, mingling with them
Ua their joys ami their Borrows, aad
continually teaching; them the things
pertaining to the kingdom. The scene of this lesson k laid in Jerusalem, ia
the very court of the temple. We need
to remember all this, for it has a marked
bearing on the dispute which forms the
substance of to-day's lesson.
Now call attention to the two parties
into which those who listened to Jesus
as He spake in the temple were divided.
Some claimed that He was tlte Messiah,
or at least His forerunner (the prophet).
Others cried that this could not be, because the Messiah was to come in
David's line, and be born in the town of
Bethlehem. (These persons wrongly
thought that Jesus was a Kazarene by
birth.) So they disputed among; themselves, and some even wanted violently
to lay hands o.i him as a blasphemer
ad a false prophet "What think ye of Christ?" Were
that question put to everyone in Amer
ica, would all answer In the same way? Would there not be divisions of opinion like these in our lesson? Some would say: "He is tlte Divine Saviour of the
world; while others would answer: "lie is a fanatic and an impostor." Some would acknowledge Him to be the Son of God, while others would only irrant that He was n good man, better than Moses or Socrates, but still only a man. How strange that for nearly two thousand years men have not agreed yet on that one question! This question about Jesus has been the central question for centuries, and will be for many years to come. In which way baa the division been tending for eighteea centuries? Do more people or fewer people to-day think that Christ is the Son of God than thought so in the time of this lesson? Incomparably more. To-day mitlltm have accepted Hint aa a Divine Saviour, while hundreds of millions intellectually ackowledge Him as the Son of Goth The trend at tlte centuries is in that direction. Rev. A. F. Schau filer, D. D. rRACTICAT. sueaRSTIoxs.
1, Miracles are the signature of God
te Ills message.
S. Life is full of opportunities pass away forever.
3. Everyone must goto his own place.
4. All have thirsts of the soul which
this world cannot satisfy. fi. Among these thirsts are the longing for life, love, comfort, pardon, good'
ness, a life, worth living, happiness,
Heaven, God.
. Jesus Christ alone can satisfy these
thirsts. 7. The living water is pure, refreshing, abundant life-giving, cleansing, free. abUiag, fiowiur to others.
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.
The grave of Oliver UokWmsah, k.
the precincts of the Inner Temple, im one of the neglected graves of England. The engraved letters are becoming dlan aad the tablet ia scratched.
Stanley's contract with the Ameri
can publishera of his book called for
iM.tfW in royalty. It ia now authoritatively stated that he has received from them the additional sum of Hl.WW, aad that Maj. Pond paid to him some ninety thousand dollars aa his portion of the proceeds of the lecture tear.
The German empress went shop
ping in London. Her purchases includ
ed a beautiful hand-embrokiered sorerlet of Italian design, supposed to be
two hundred years old, for which ska gave forty-fire pounds, and a very handsome satin quilt a reproduction
f aa old pattern embroidered ia soft
ly blended tones of terra cotta aadfoM
which cost forty pounds.
Allen G. Thurman is said to be
breaking down physically. He takes
ao exercise at all. Since his retirement from public life he h as-got into the way of shutting himself up in his library, reading nearly all night kd then re
tiring so late as not to rise before noon. His wife is ill enough to be confined to her bed, but she tries earnestly to per
suade the "Old Roman" to take more
out-door air.
That old Bourbon, the London Sat
urday Review, thus protests against a new spelling of the name of a classical author: "For men of letters who are scholars and scholars who are mea of
letters there is no such vocable as 'VergH' In the world, nor ever will be. 'Vergilius' in Latin, if you like (yon needn't but if you like). Hut 'Virgil' in English, absolutely, peremptorily, without stay of judgment without
leave to appeal."
There Is just a faint possibility that
babies may supersede as fashionable pets the pampered lap-dog. The duchess of Portland has taken an odd and, perhaps, unaccountable fancy to he very proud of her baby daughter and to avail
herself of every opportunity of having' the little woman with her. When the duchess opened the great Kensington bazar recently baby Lady Victoria was proudly displayed to the public ia her mother's arms. Whatever is English "goes," and why not this? The late Mrs. E. L. Davenport waa a most charming and estimable woman. She was a very beautiful girl when, as Mrs. Viniug, she met and married the actor Davenport Her daughter Fannie has had some claim to good looks, but it appears to have been an instance of a "mother prettier than a pretty daughter." All of her five daughters acquired reputations oa the stage, and her two sons have made names for themselves la their profession. London Punch readied its fiftieth birthday recently. In all this time it hi said that it has never contained a vulgar or immoral illusion by pen or pencil; H has been a pure and respectable sheet. It has reflected the shrns of the times. It has been patriotic in its spirit It baa encouraged the artists who have the power to put humor into caricature. A writer in the Contemporary Review points out that every person who had genius aa a comic artist has drifted into the company of ' Punch artists aad writers during the last fifty 3-ears. HUMOROUS.
that
A bushel of wheat will bay two or
three times as much sugar to-day as it did a rear ago. 80 wfll a bushel of
potatoes. Sugar is new free. It wsj
no. a year ego. b the mm a teat
A xkw ear oa the Michigan Central railroad does the work of three hundred
men In scraping the dirt dumped on
the skies of the track to the edges of
the fill.
Wn.tf AM AxxinoKK, of Punt liases,
lie., has an alligator which est up the
refuse ot the Allibone household and is
a better scavenger by far than the
average Xew York garbage man.
Not far from Portland, Me., a bam wan set on fire by lightning. The same
bolt that fired the buikling shattered
aine that connected with a water mam.
. A A A 1 S S.
aau tne ow OC water exwagumnt wm
Tom "Have you asked lleesle yet?"
Jack "Yes." Tom "What did she
say?" Jack "That she would take
vanilla.' N. Y. Herald.
Mrs. P. "They say that Mr. Hay,
who used to sing so much, has lost his voice." Mr. P. "I shouldn't think
he'd offer much of a reward." Truth.
The initiated believe that half the
pleasure of camping out consists in seeing how miserable your fellow campers sen be under unfavorable circum
stances. Somervllle Journal.
Hoffman Howes "Yon remember
Jack Fast man, who married Miss Termagant last year, don't you? He's scad." Murray Hill "Out of the fry-
ing-pan into the fire, eh?" Kate Field's Washington.
Kklgewood, Too. Small Boy "Somebody come sulck and catch this
hydrant" All the Neigbors "What's the matter with it?" Small Boy "It's running." (Small boy promptly fel
lows Its example.) Brooklyn Eagle. Hostess "Te bet I beg pardon, Mr. Downcast, but really the New England custom of having pie for breakfast seems very funny." Mr. Downeast "Ah, madam, if you could taste New Engl ami pies, you'd want them three times a day." She Was a Good Cook. Fresh wed (pettishly) "I ean't see why you don't cook aa well se mother did." Mrs. Fresh wed (after a pause) "Let's see, George, dear, I think you told me that yoar father died soon after you were born." Fresh wood "Yes; dyspepsia killed him." West Shore. Maiiitou. Early in the season: Acquaintance "Have you any relatives with you?" Young Mr. Seekingawife "No." Later In the season: Another Acquaintance "Have you any relatives here?" Young Mr. Seekingawife "Yes, nine sisters." Colorado Sun. They were sitting together on a bench in one of the public parks whea a gentleman well known for his philanthropic practices passed them. "That man played a mighty mean trick on me yesterday," sakl one of them. "What did he do?" "Woke me oat of a nice, comfortable sleep to tell me where I could get werk." Detroit Free Press. A well-known dentist tried hard k. collect a bill, but after many ineffectual efforts said to the debtor: "I de not intend to send yon any more bills, ami I don't intend to sue you; but there is one thing I want to tell you. Every thaw yon cut off a p4eee of beefsteak sad pass it to your wife, I want yon te remember that she m not chewing that beef with her teeth, nor with year teeth, but with my teeth." In tevr three days he received a check. The motion ftf these doubly false teeth la his wife's amenta was to much fee ta hasVftad.-Dcmorcet's Menthbh
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