Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 31, Number 41, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 June 1889 — Page 8

trr mi rtir aarrMiaaaaaa.l OUR WASHINGTON LETTISH.

Wami.voto,v, 1 ). C, 4 ur.e '-)h, I8. ! Mr. Hurrh'Hi I Mums: from grace la an yxlrnartllhHrv rapid manner, 1 1 KHHt last Snndav oh SH PXfHfSioM aboard of Wanamaker' yatch, the ,lll,.i 16,M in company with Blaine and Window, and last week he appointed Ike notorious Kolwrt Smill. the negro ex-CongreasHiaH from Smith CroliH, to he Collector of CnMoms st Itul'ttrt, South C-irolina. Two vry d srepuiahle thloifH to happen in one ivivk. Mat (Juty end l'ost mister O'tieral Wanaumker have arrlvd Ht n stfriM. mont Hltont the Philadelphia federal ofHce mi! the appoint nieuta are expected, daily. The lisai of Hih cnimMomlee N understood to betlisi Mr. Fielil, to whom Watiamtker tendered th pn-..ma.Hr.. ship when he first ontertd the cabinet.! shall hsvMhit ptnithm. and llmt (nay Up' Allowed lo name the Surveyor of the port and the rotlerlor of customs, j Corporal Tanner U inclined to be per tonally thrifty with an of hu recKohmss in wasting the peop'e's money. H ha just appointed his daughter, a gir just out of afihooj. to h his uotiiidftiti clerk, at a salary of ilSOO a yar. Quit a sniisc nalarv to step into riht out of school. Miss Turner' father i a very prudent mm. He proposes to "make hay while the sun shines." for he known there are breakers and storm" ahead. The Civil Service Comiuiioii is proving lo he a thorn in the aide of the mlministration, notwithstanding its two renuhlicaa members. It seems to be starting out with the determination t have the law enforced Impartially. Be fore leaving for the West the Commia doner called Harrison's attention to ih fact under the law all appointment made in the Con us Bureau should be taken from it? list of elinibles. Thi question was brought up just before Messrs. Thompson and Roosevelt wen appointed members of the UonimisMni and the republicans indulged in the hop that it had been finally shelved, but the Comniiss'ouera intended to compel Mr Harrison to aav yea or no as to lhee Census bureau appointments. It is be lieved tint he will decide agaiuet the Civil Service Commission. The action of the Civil Service Com mission in censuring Harrison's pet Boat mister. In his own town of Indianapolis and ordering the instant dismissal ot four persona employed by the P. St., In violation of the law. is another Foru prod for the President, and il is though) will induce him to decide against the Commission whenever he ean. Ue nodouhtedly thought bis ''policy," as Att'yGen. Miller cilia it, was understood b the Commissioners, so that no Republi can would be found guilty of any thing no nutter what the evidence might ahnw, ami that all the "heelers" should have a chanre at the Treasury surplus. ffeonght to invite thn Committee to lake a trip on the "Kentles?." next Sunday, and have a prayer meeting with them. The nlection of Mr. Cslvin S. Briee to beChairnim of the National Democratic committee is very well received here Bv his conduct of the last campaign he fairly won the honor, and it is not begrudged him by those who if personal preference alone hal been consisted, would rather have sees Seuator Gorman At the helm. Mr. Harrison was greatly outdone whea it was learned that "Billy" Chandler would again represent New Hampshire in the United Statee Senate. And small wonder, for it waa a very sharp slap in the face for President Harrison, as it waa an open secret that the administration was supporting Dr. Gallinger, Chaud !erV principal opponent Score one more vote for the anti-administration republicau Seuators whenever the fight begins. The Minnesota Senators Washburn and Davis are engaged in open war over the federal appointments in that State. Washburn is thought to have a little the best of it so far. Ex-RepreseuUtive Horr, of Michigan, the fanny man, wanted to be Consul hi Montreal, but he has been "turned down" very abruptly. He says that President Harrison promised him an other consulship. Land Commissioner Stockslager whose resignation takes place on the 30th int.. took leave of the employes of his office Monday. They were sorry to see him pro as be has made a very popular of ficial. Somebodv asked Sam Randall who would be the next democratic nominee for the presidency, and his answer should be taken loheart by those impatient gentlemen that are Irving to precipitate the next campaign. He said : "Two years from now will be earlv enough to begin considering that question, to say nothing of intelligently answering it. Thn opinion is gaining ground here that ;If arnson fears to call an extra sea Ion of Congress. The republican majority is so slim that he prefers walling tor the hope for reinforcements front the new States. 0. A. S. On the subject of the so-called far mere' stores" that are crowding ont corn peting stores in Boonville and other neighboring place, the Dale Reporter says: "Anv movement that is calculat ed to destroy the general business in teresta ot the towns mav thrive for time, but we can no Usee how a final die astrous termination can be avoided Where there is abundant competition it Is next to impossible to keep prices of merchandise much. If anv, ehove figures that will bring a profit in excess of the prevailing rate of Interest, It therefore seems to us that (he better policy wouli he to encourage more competition rather than (liminidh it. Drive out die tna joritjr of the businessmen in our country towns, and day laborers must of nc eesity go also. This would kill the torns effectually, destroy home markets and In the end leave the (arming class in in oppresses condition sure enotign, It Is veil to remember that "not all is gold that glitters " nnn i a i J i Che On For WaWftsli. The Citizens natural gas company. In TiJ1"0" "iRTHsipian, was organizeat Wabash at an enltmataaitn Fifteen directors, eomposed of leading Biujwns, were enseen Uhean gas be suppllwl and fre fuel offcrtf aMaHfaoturtrs,

Coughing IS Xaturtt'a wffort Ui expel taw sabdMuh'm front the broaokial pmmmus. Frequently, tltU mnm iMaaaituaiioH aad th mh! U aa mlyit?. 'u other expectorant or amxlvm is mhaI to Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral. It aiW Nature in ejecting the MMettti, allays irritaUknt, Induce repose, and k the Biost pot"1 all cough cares. " Of the jHiny preparations before the neltlle for the cure ot oohle. comehn.

broneltUi, and kiiulml ilfaaeies, there U tuMte. within tlie ranee i( my experi ence, u reliehle M Avar's Cherry leetorsi. For years I was subject to colds, followed by terrible concha. About four veer mi, when so afflicted, I was aU viel to iry Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral ili to ley all other remedies aehte. I tlid so, and within a week was well of my cold hhiI cousli. Since then I have rIhuj'.h kept this )rearHtkJU hi the house, and feel compiratively nwurs.'1 Mm. L. L. Drown, Doutaark, Mies. "A few veara ago T took a severe cold which affected my lungs. I had a trrlMe conitli, and jmwmhI night after night without sleep. The doctors gave me up. I tried Avar's Cherry Pectoral, which relieved my limes, induced sleep, and afforded the rest necessary for the recovery of ray strength. By the continual uee of the P.vtoral, a permanent cure wae effected'IIorace FairUotber, Kockiaghaui, Vt. Ayer's Cherry Ptctaril, PREPARES BT t Dr. J. C. Aytr It Co., Lowell, Macs. gM j U Druk-KW.. l'rkc 1 , tlx Wiles, a. GLOTHINO -AND ! Largest andjest Stock in the Co. Sermersheim & Co lave just opened the largest and best a44oi'ttnent of Merchandise, of all kinds, ever brought to Dubois County, and will sell goods &eager for THAJt AST 0T1KK M0D8R IX Til COVXTT. i OOK AT OUR LATEST STYLE OF fientlemens' and Boys' Clothing, for SPRING axd SUMMER wkar in al grades, from a 95 suit up. HANDSOME DRESS GOODS, NOTIONS, HARDWARE, qVICRIVMWARK AJST GROCERIES IK FACT, A FULL A8S0KTMENT. M. A. SERMERSHEIM CO. Hortn Sid PutMIe Square Oet.Sl, 141 if. JAHI'KK. IND. I CURE FITS! When I r Cork I do not mean merely te stop them fur a time, and then hove them re tun. again. I micas A RADICAL CUKK. 1 have made the dtaeaae of TITS, EPHJEPSY or FALLING SICKKXSS. A lifclfHi itttdy. I warkast my remedy te COKK the worat caaea, Hfcauae othara have faiteil is no rcaaon for not nowrecci vihk a cure. Send at once for a trcatlae and a Phkk 1 torr L of my IKFAI.UBLK KKMEor. Otve Kxpreae and l'it (Wii'e. It cota yuU nothing for a trial, ami H will cure you. Atldrcea M.O. ROOT, W.C, ll3rHmlTllcwYaaK SCOTTS EMULSION OF PURE COD UVER OIL Almot PsIstbIRs Milk. imlwe1 tlMka H ean ke tshea. ifeateei, mmm. 4MiaaiMM wf ine t MMittlra ateweli, whw the iriein U rwMt ae tolerate, mm kjr mm aiiMMtteim MM mti wna m iattee le fa Mia aeare aarataele BH9sBmtl')Mws4 SmV ft 'I'SsSa yfNtCVW IlTtXTHiSlOKkaektKiwledffedliy nweiatw to be the Fitieei and Beetprepa atfoaialwworiilortiti OONSUMTIOflt SOROPULA. OINERAL OEIIUTY, WASTINO MMAHt, IMAOf ATiONf OLM anal OMROINO OOVOHS. TaiaR JpjaAjJ tBVafeaVa4taat 4fcF LBjaaBakAaa TWpj rrffnajS; St BfFSSwWSBSSfr SJVvli WWaya OWWren. SM y all TDrit. Briaf m roar job werk.

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MAKTIN Mt'HKIKlCH, Jr.

.IXIIKKW M,

SCHE RICH

PBOPBIETOBS UNION X" la OUR milalsSI JASPER, INDIANA.

WE HAVE LATELY ADDED TO OUIt MACHINERY SEVERAL NEW IMPROVEMENTS AND NOW MAKE THE REST PATENT PROCESS ROLLER FLOUR. Which we EXCHANGE FOR WHEAT where desired, or will PAY THE HIGHEST CASH PRICE FOR GOOD WHEAT.

M M KAL also Itpt ksuillj

We respectfully invlie Ihe farmers of Southern Indiana lo call and examine our ill, and Hour and meal, and learn prices of jcrain they have to sell.

ill Feb. 27; 1835 ly. 0. ECKERT. J. ECKERT.

Eckert Bros. & Co.,

c co cc ce c c co -c cc cc oo cs ccco Roller .O SO CO CS CC- CO CO cc- OO CO

Having supplied these Mills with the LATEST IMPROVED ROLLER MACHINERY', we now make none but THE BEST IIRANDS OF Fancy and Patent Process Roller Flour!

which admits of no equal for familv mo. TO TRY IT IS TO RE SATISFIED WITH IT.

We

advise evcrylMMly im Bhv ihe l!et nn it in Iwxin

the l;Mcat'l. umn tlMr cnusei clr' billM;

WHEAT WANTED.

MARKET TRICE IN CASH, DV WAGON on CAU LOAD.

DtetmberSt. ia-lr-

THE JASPER WAGON AND PLOW

MANUFACTORY !

FELIX LAMPERT,

Oor. of Sixth

eepectfully Telurnshis thanks to the public for their liberal patronage heretot fi & a. "a t- .

lore, inn iiiviich luminuiiiRu ui me same, ue nan on nana a stock of SPRING WAGONS, BUGGIES and AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS suitable to the trade, and also continues lo MANUFACTURE the CELEBRATED IaAIMEFERT WAGON I

THE BEST WAGON ON WHEELS!

aud his exteusive sales of which EAlMtVARTElCS FOR amc warrama every tac ai

iMf l'rm Uelcclivc maateriiil mv iMiiiiNlJictHre. e

AGENTS WANTED CALL ON OR ADDRESS

FELIX LAMPERT, Jasper, laid. Decemlier 32d, 1882.

tec's Ilice. TpIIE undersigned, Trustee of Baina. bridge township, Dubois county, will attend to lowusiiip business on Saturday? of every week, at his residence on in or in iuain street, oetweca evenlli and Eighth, in Jasper. Tlie Library of said Township is kept at the bookstore of Mr. Jacob Gosniann, where persons wanting books cau obtain them at any time. JOSEPH ECKSTEIN, Trustee April 20, 1888-ly. ClMiMfeia 'WHHhiN TrHMtcc'i riticc. THE undersigned, Trustee of Columbia Tn.. Dubois county. Ind.. will at tend to Township business at his residence on every Saturday, and persons navlnr township businese to transact are requested to present it oa that day of the week. The townshsp library is kept at the office of the Trustee, where those entitled can obtain books. NELSON HARRIS, Trustee Columbia Tp. June 27th. 1888-ly. Cabala, and Trad. Harks obuiaed, aed all tttm iMiriBeee eotMliKtedfor Mederate reea. Oar OMca la Oplt V, H. 1'ateat Ofce. We have ao tee affervelea. all eelnene jrtwf, Mece tea tnmt Hitnt kewaeaw le leea Mdat leee eaet taaa taeet teaMM tram Bead model, drawhv. et jAuAa., wha deaerifHee, We alvlM If mtentable or not, free el arr- Our fee sot duo till tMiK-nt la Kcnred. A eek, "How to OWtain l'etenbi vita reler. awee te aeteat elieate hi yeer Mate, eotteHr. ec awnasf utility. C. A. SNOW fc CO. raeew oane, waeaiaaajf, b. fc Farm for Salic. The farm at tin er owing of the railroad and Patoka river, of S37 acres is for sale. Good coal land ; good farm land, Easy terms. Apply at

MIOMAKL aOMKlKlOH & Co, a M lo USMl for Con.

MHIiLKK

M.HCIIEIRICH,8TIULERiV; Co.

A. ECKERT. J. 1). KESSNER. ccc co ec ce'e; cc cd oc ? OS o o c; coo Mills! Co cc cc CC CC CO CO CC CO C ways 'pa? n& ECKERT BROTHERS CO. and Olmy Sis., have brought Jasper iuto notice as EXTRA GOOD WAGOAM. inrnc naHM lor He Vmr. T&7Sg&SF8EF' J.M.PARKER'S NEW Sadler SHOP! East 6th. It., Kail & Jaakx. It. THE attention of farmers is called to the fact that I HOW hard In etnnk Saddles, Harness, Collars, Hames, Chains, V. . 1 eveJ'",, in that Jinc, which will be sold as chean rm fira.MB poods can be. Also, Repairing promptly and properly done. A portion of the luuuHHgu Huncneu. J. M. PARKER, M.y4,,888.,r,ASPElt',ND,ANATHE undersigned, Truslee of Boone townshin. Dubola irives notice that he will attend to all business pertaining to the ofllcR nfTrua. ice, at his residence 1 4 miles South-east of rorlersville, on Salurdavs of each week, and requests all persons having township business to nresent It nn Sat urday. Citizens dcsiriUaT hooka frnm the Township Library, are notified that the Library is kent bv Wu. MriUrria n Portersville. IlRNRV H. IlHRtDKMUOOH, T. II. Tp. May 18, 1888-ly. v Jefferson Tp. Trustee's Notice. rHE undersigned will be at his office to attend to townahln hnalMnaa nf TerTerson townshin. Duhnia nntititr. nn Saturdays of each week, and requests ail persons Having business with the town hlp to attend to it on those days. The lownshlp libraries are kept at J. W. Jacobs', in Rlrdseye, and the Trustee's resilience, where all persons entitled caM get books thereof. JOHN PRUITT, Sept, S, '14-y. Trustw Jeffenoi Tp.

J. B. Slater,

Kexl Katnto Ajfunt Ht IRELAND, - IIVX. The following Real Estate for sale: 14S aerr. mllM oast of HunttKhirs. SO acre la iiwimt, wuwr hi cHiiivaiien, ih rrn in neoiow i hm hi baru, kI urcbtrd, gtnl I urn. J'rk fliprarre: rairlrrm. 7S mrw, t mile fHih of MuntlriRlmrjr. SS arm Ih cHltlvatioH.ltalaiteirlH timlirr, kI frame bnnir arxl IwirH, km nrrhar.l, pinny f water, l'rlfle SM per arre; miihh; I'niince oh f y hthk. lltiic h.I ioii ItHFiilnebHrK. two rnomt and ei'lUr, g4.l IIm on JackMn aircct, Price fMtOj half uumi; n.) ivimi iwr unianre, A fnrwMfUa acren.iuie mile Hlb t trelaiul ami rmir Hillex wrrt nf Jairr, alxml fW artea In oiiIiIvh lien, nunie wel Uin, khihc h,h tlmlu r, Inml very rich pxHi iramt nnr ami lug Maine, A iry kuch I'rii'c $a irr ar; ruii ty. ltfliacre U, HillenueM ullrelaml. 3fi arret rUareil Mlm.ee in R.i.i.uiHUr; pir. hlte ami Mark nk Z'viu'i ViTtmZVutT Z .iyfrit: .i.i.tVitir;"l ww'lt foHBlyj lay ver Koil ilMiber nn It I v nf now K H In? hiiuceami iiirktaine. fSI ntr acre, half ilnwn. Lai amvlH une ami twnjeare at 6 per rent lfl crc.3 Hiilra from Vrlpen. Mkectmnty, 4 mllee urmih wini froHi IrelaiHl, JP acre rleared. tmlatice t timhrr. plenty iiutrr laml rolling, 3 acrea In cl er kU frame lioui-e wltli fi or B rfnn, rmiJ liable nlltuttHt on bimmI jihIjIIc roail. near scliool anil clniM'li fl. per acre, f.Mm iion n, lulancB on very eajr terBia a ihmi rnra lariti, iW acre,S'4 mlle north wr.t of Irrlaml, Smile from Jarper oh to RiuxlTondii, ISO acre cli'areil. lal anrf Ih tool tlmlnr. aimie link' wet lain!, a eotwl two Mory frame lMue. loel-arn. Sorckanla. nlentv of trr. a splendid farm ana Roed nelnLborliood, f30 per acre. arreii. ahoul 156 arrea In rnltlvatlnn. la-n !. iioiei., orcnarn, piemr n proa water, laml rolling, : itilleH went of IreUiid, S'M per acre, agoud clieap farw term very eaay, tti arrea. 10(1 cleared and In cultivation. 40 In pood wtlli- oxk tlmlier. a eoo! barn a moil new. eoorf liouar ior anu rranie, two mmi pomt. rixI orcnard, lan-1 In good Mate of cultivation and laya very well, 3 miles ei ii ireiaiMi rrice ww; ternm cay. A Ipleu did grain aud Mock farm very dceirable. 130 acre, about W) acrea cleared, good framt hnutami koh! frame new barn, good nrcliard, Ibh pom!, a good little farm, 1), allien from OtMell, and 4 wile e-l b iriUiHl. f'per acre; lernjaeaty. 347 acrea on Wlilte river. 6 milea north of Otwell 3tM) acre In butiom, balance on bill, 40 acrea In dead ning, 40 acrea In good poplar and white oak timber enough timber to mure than half pay for farm, a good irame noiine. it leeu ioia arm plenty ol living water a verv goon larm. fan per acre; lerau eaay. 340 acre. atH) acre cleared, balance In timber, gooi I ew frame houte. cood new frame boue. cunt tl.iiu 1,000. gmHlbarii, goodyoMiig orchard. pIcBty of water I art of the land broU-n, balance rolling, good mII me of the farm a little nom.3 ikllea wext of Jafner. n pnbllc road, a aplendid Mock and grain farm, l'rlce super acre; naiiuuon ami rary term on balance. HOUSES AND LOT8, 1'ORTKRSVItXE A goml frame dwelling and store huurt. both almost new, )i acre or land, good fencing and plenty of fruli tree, and small fruit of all kimln; In good part iob. i-rice rtK;ierniB eay; very eetiraoie prop erty. Dwelling, barn. More limine, and 4 lota at Tortera vllle. good orchard, ttore house almoM new. two Mo rlea high and 34 x 00, good counter and khclt Ing, in act everything in goon nape, and one of tlie beat puree In ftonthern Indiana for a More, a rich farmlni: cimntry all aroHnd. gowl church and echool, ami gool people. Price fl.Mo; (Mxi each, and balance In eta and twelve monthn. k good chanca for auwe one to get a gH.ii bargain. April If. 1VT FOU DISEASES OF THE - KIDNEYS roiiivHrroiv's OYAL INGLISH RTTnTTTT rare all dtaeaaea of the KM. nera. Ill vldrr. 1 rrl tatlon of t he Nrck of the llladdcr.lturnlng rrtne.Oleet, (innorrlue.tliialllta Magra,.MuroB aera, llrtr'rf lluat Drpo.lt, IMatxIfi, Inflammation of ttie Kldneya and Blailder, Drop.y of Kldneja ana Acl.l l.'riiie. llloodr Urlae, TAIN INTIIKllACK.Krienilonof Irlne, Freinnt I'rlnatloB, Uravel Id all Ita forma. Inability to lie tain tlie Water, particularly tn rem on. a J. tanredln life. IT IS A KUl.NKV lNVhSTKlATOR anil rritorri tbe Urine to Ita natural color, reanavee UieacM and biirnlns.and the effect ef tbe elective u.e of luloilcatloa; drtnk. iiiacuarKre, (.ongrauon or me Kia PRICE SI; Thraa Sett lea for SS.BO . Delivered free of any cbargea. aW SeM for Circular. bold by all DrarRtaia. W.JOHNSTON e 00., Dtvtralt, Mich. mi. n, ivi 1 JASPER MACHINE SHOP! DANIEL F.J. MILLER, Proprietor. am now prepared to tnrn ahaftlna;, repair plpea, Ac. for all ktnN f Mactiinery. and make tbe repair. an lag ; efSTXAM KXniNKSa.Sl'KCIAl.TY. I am al prepared to repair TIIKKSlllNd MACIII.NKS, SKl'AKATOKS. 1IOKSK I'dWKKS, KKAfKllS HHlI MOWKIl.S. KTC. Many farmer have lab) a.lde Keapera and Mowera a. worn out, wuicu, witn uutllttlteaptnat, 1 can now MAKE AS GOOD AS NEW. I kr. ron.lHBtly on hand FIfKS nnA V1VV. iru i iau or VMrlotia ,len, which I am prepHrt! tn fit na tlealred. I will ilao fum It LEATHER and ItUBUER BELTING 8, SY DKSIRKDSIZK.OJt SHSRhNOTIOK. ShB at KuAhlar'a at I el Bfanal. Carnar nvian ana in aireeis. iapr. F"on the: BEST WAGON ! 'GO TO Geo. W per. Main Street. JASPER, IND. None but TUP BEST MATERIALS USED, and EVERY WAGON WAR RANTED. We beat South Bend. Itacine, or any other foreigu wagon for duramiuv. REFERENCES Anybody who has tried our wagon. Nov 25th, 1887-ly. C. K. A., Uritticli 1 1, Meets the 1st and 3d Mondays of ev ery monlh at their hall, on the corner of 8th and Newton streets, in Japer. Ciiari.es Soi.kia, Pres. John Bkt, Sec'y. Advertise in the Couriir if yos was "boots It bHilatM."

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Tar4MI t a KtHA II lOWatCALMW, A MM, ''MATVI4L MHHI.1' THR I.OAFKK, Theloafar Iza htimaH being waa iz willing teer be denized Just for Iks prj viligeefabuMng others. He occupy All grades in society fr0,, the judge oh the bench k lean tlowne to the ragged thing in briiohes who lean, ag'iHst a lamp post and files gyg u AkWHSt, ' lie aaz hlz circle ef frieads. wl.or t,t.

jsata are reohoed ; and whare to be iu kit tuntiuenue vt. Kiiiiaitieretl ail LOHOr. He iz not alwuz destitute ov kommon sense, and quite often ia (he an time r jesta wllch pass upon the unwary for hunor rnd even wit. He hsz no pride that iz worthy, and haz no delikasy that any body chii hurt During hlz boyhood he kills kats and fell tholr hides to the hatters, ami rohj nil the lirn'ei aud 'arly apple-lrees la the iH'sborlmod. During liiz middle life hehega all tba lobacco he uses, and drinks all the chean whiskey he kan at suuiboddy else's ex. prnai. n During hlz old age he winters in the hIiiihIioum; and sniimmrs in the sugar liogahrsds, and when he cornea py die he iz buried In a ditch, like an oiuiulbua hoss, wlih hlz old shops on. This Iz a trew ackount ov the life and adventures ov the ordinary loafer, and yet there are thoussnda ov human krlt lera coming onto the platform oy life every I months whose only arubhhun is to be succettfnl loafers. The loafer carea nolhing fer public op. iuyuti, and this alone will make auy taas a loafer. The loafer rather covets disgrace or all kiuds, and when a man tret sz low down az this, he hsz got az low down az he kau git without digging. HIK ntOJECKTOR. The nrojecktor iz a man with one ldoe. nnd idee iz oftun like a paving-stone, ihe hardest kind ov a thing tew hatch out, and when it iz hatched out, you kan't awus ten wuat kind ov a breed the thing He hsz been bizzy at work for the last 4 Ihouosnd years trying tew build perpetual nioehun, aud haz cum wclhiu 3 quarters ov an inch ov it several times, but rIwiib alips up just az he reaches out lo grab it. He hsz dim sum dredful good thlnga for mankind, but too olten iz ov no more . use in Hie world then an extra pump iz.( The inoaiircktor Iz alwus a man or genius, hut hlz genius iz frequently like the genius ov a goosp, I hare ati't no one kan beat them at standing on one legg. I hav known theze breed of pholka tew drasr out a long life, richer in their own estimashim then Crtesus and poorer In the opeuytiiiM ov others then Lnzarua. They snldom reap any gain from their inventions, aud If ever they do diskover perpetual moahun, they will sell the principle tew sum ktiiining kites for 17 or IS dollars, aad starve to death on the glory ov it. I save known several ov thrze jjonr phellows in my life and only knew iiicm tew pity them, for they are az tender and weak az spring lam, aad az easy tew cneei az a diiiiu biy. 1 iiav a mend who Iz a projecktor. 1 kan't tell what pnriikular pboliy he iz at work at new, but sum one. I am t-ure, for thare arn't on the whole 'arth, a more biz.y krittertbeii the nan, who iz sure that to-morrow will pat the rliiUhing niches tew hlz patient rite plan for threaJing the rung end ov a kmuork-k needle, or his resipee for making soaft soap oat or calf's liver. liul we kairt aparn the proiecktors; all that wc kan hope for iz, that lew nieuuy ov tliem woa't spend a whole life in mskiiiK a juse barp that will play Yankee-doodle backwards, and Dually die, aad leave the tuna Sail liuished. THI rKECISR MAN. The "Precise Man"snwtimps parts hlz hare in the middle, and whea he clnz. he kounts the hares on each sideov his bed, and eplita sum, if it iz necessary tew make the thing tied cyan. It he iz a married man, every thins; must be just so if he izabetchlor it must be more so. He alwua sets a hea en 12 eggs, and hsz a grate horror for any odd numbers. lie Kits up at list sicB a time in the morning, and goea tew bed at jist sich a time at nite, and would az soob think ov taklug adoae ov atrickiaiae for hickupa aztew kut onh a dog's tale wbeu tbe moon waz In the last qaarler. Thu precise man hsz but phew braues : aud they are az well broke az a setter dog'a, for he selduro wakea a false point. He iz a beadle ov fakts and rijrera aad iz az handy Ih hlz aaborhood az a pare ov platform scales or a ready recktier, lie iz lavareably aa aoaect nan, but often ax nucti freaa arias az ariaceple. He lov s biz childrea, it fee naz enny. and would rather have them perl'ekt In multiplikaahua table thflM ia the Ulead ov Homer. Hiz wife iz soon broke tew akt ami think az be duz, aad she ia known fur and sear for the exccllaaee efher softsoap. The last thing he alwos dose Saturday nite iz tew grease his boots, aad the fubt thinar on Sunday morninmr iz tew wind up the old wooden klock in tbe kitchen. He iz generally resnekted dnrln life and after he izded and gone hez child-' ren keep hiz fame fresh by pointing out with pride the kornsr whare hiz kane alwus stood and peg; whare hiz hat alwua bung. Indiana Patents. The following patents were granted for the week ending June 11th, 1&8D, reported expressly for this paper by Jos. H. Hunter, Solicitor of American and Foreign Patents, Washington, D. C. : C. G. Conn, Elkhart, mnsleat wind Instrument; I. N, Conrad aad A. W. Pounder, Elkart, mason's float; J, 11. Dull, Redkey, water heater; Win. Macnamar, Indianapolis, eoin operated receptacle, J. II. Mallon, Krancesville, thermostat ; J. M. MoCord. Montgomery, child's swins;; Wilson McQuistoa, Port Wayne, polishing machine; T. B. Roes, Evauaville, sash fastener. P. II. MoCormack, of Colambwi, has secured the contra! for building the new State Library at Dlootaiaglon. His Wd was 66,700.