Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 31, Number 21, Jasper, Dubois County, 8 February 1889 — Page 8

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OUlt WASHINGTON LKTTKU. 'AiMINtJTK, I), Cm JH. 31, 185ft, "Is ihirr reallr danger f a war Wlthj (.eriliaitV ? L askwl one of the leading fiitnUr of Ihn llmne CitMHiiiiea on Fotvun Affairs? "Yum. I tltluk there is" wa- the reply given in very thunitHtfu, (MUmmhiIv tone. "!) you think thnt eerettry Hiyard i in any way to bhm for the liferent condition of af Hil-?" I then akvd. "No. IM0.li dwidedlv I do not. Oh the contrary I tMok hf iH iii.iiiArM Jk matter very riblv. and It U onlv lieeaii.. I know he

will miivm to tive iviv -oi 1 1 v to Maine j n! w"wm?i fil UMKiVu!lj'iJs 3110 8bsI Stock in tht Coi Germany " j O Tan yon jfiv me your ideas in aj t

tmlhnt of this whole wo!Ui dim Cii'tv?" 4 l ii i v-rv ipw won for flin vpar hi, for both and pulitb'al reaon, betcovetous" vps oh the Snamti Uland-, Ami with RUurtrk to want is to aet oi o trv in sfi't, o lint he has for a l'"tj; time (hc n quietly working to eahilha Otrmm protectorate over these Isl'ul.j hhI things hive now reached a stage when Iip prepared if netvryv to tL'htl for them if lo cann'd strain, n noun through diplomacy. If the UnUed State to fiotPHt him throujfh diplomacy, f i nbsoltilely uocivsary that we should Jmvo the Ristanee of England, ami with Utaiiio Sfpn'tirv of SUt 1 do not he Hevo ill " i possible. Nor is it poihp for the United States to stop Genuity bv forr uules we can frt l let six iiiomiIu time to prepsiv h mvv. If wr Mhoiihi he declared inslxtv dav?it would he dffttrou to tia United Stnies. That is why I view the situation with shrm " The .Sennte ha? piel i tariff hill, it Iih-. been vent to the Iloinuand referreii to t ie CoinmittPe on Wty? nd Means nud Mi Miljs and other prominen' Democratic members of th'it commiftrt' hive proiiiUpd that it should he reportei hack to the House at an early day so as to give that fkuly an oppoi tuuity of votinv' upon it. A uoUhle feature of the dehate in thrj House attend-int upon it reference to! eommittee w'is the speech of Mr. Ma Kiuley, of Ohio, who is believed to repreHMit the viewl of Gen. Harrison. He nude an appeal to the liemoerits to relieve th present s-ituation byareeinir to sonio 801 1 of a compromir-e which will reduce the Treasury surplus bv thirty or forty millioiH of i1ohtrs. What etrert tliia appeal will have i of coure at his time a matter of conjecture, hut there are many Democrat who believe that a comproini-o will be etfevtttri whereby a hill that will meet the approval of the most conservative members of both parties will be agreed to If an agreement is reached it is probable that the inofrt of the reduction will come from the internal revenue. The sudden death of Representative Humes of Misouri, on Thursday morning, caused an adjournment of the llijiise, which prevented a vote being; taken on the Oklahoma hill that day as had been previously agreed upou by vote of the rtouse. As the ond of the present administration draws nearer, the ioptilarity ol Mrs. Cleveland seems to increase, ft that were pogii hie. Saturday afternoon, notwithstanding a diHn'ulile rainstorm, nearly two thousand jieopler uen.led hei public reception. The fixth candidate for ublic Printer under Hudson has made his appearance in ihiR city. Mr, lUudall h Tpry indifrnaut at fhe reports sent out f-om aihiuj-ton as to ills intended action in oppohiifou to the wnhes of the Democratin members of the way and Means Committee of the House in rejfird to the tarltl' bill. The fact is that Mr, Randall will do nothing to emhirrass tha iiieinbers of that

'".tlVrr , JUSBD.nml EVERY WAGON WAR-

Hshiiitfton Pofct, Jo 9 en no opportunit) ot uoniuino; Matione lor a uaoinet puM lion, but the indications are that Mr, HauoiiV influence with Gen. Harrison very sliseht, Uepie-eutative Rutlerworth, who it is sfcirf cxpeele lo be the next Governor ot Ohio, nude a speech in the House last week bitterly arraigning the Knightof Lahor for their m inner of dninje tbiiifr'. i he Bpeech was the politic! renatiou 01 the present (session, and t cryhody is talking aliout, in probable til-ct upon hi noli 1-al future. Seii'ttor HfckV aliitt( I t rim ili hi been felt by both side of the Chum-! her, and especially iluriiiji tlia debate on the tarltl bill. On thh snhject there i no abler man in either House of Conjjress. The distinguisihcd Keutiiokiin and invalid reports his health as grcatlj improved iiui expects to return eoon. Ho i in Cuba. C. A, S, The Editor Felt Relieved. She glided into the office and quietly approached the editor's desk. "I have written a poem" she began. "Well!" exclaimed the editor with look and tone intended to annihilate, but she wouldn't auuihilate worth a cent, and resumed: "I have written a poem ou "My Father's Barn,' and n 4,OhI" interrupted the editor, with extraordinary suavity, "you don't know bow relieved I feel. A poem written on your Miner s Darn, en? I was afraid it was wrmen on piper and that vou wanted me to publish it. If I should ever happen to drive patt your fatlu-r'-nam 1 11 stop ami rel the poem, Good afternoon, miss," Detroit Free Press. Something Now in Glum. A new Parisian industry in the manti facttire of hoar frost glass, which is cor crd with feathery patterns resembling tnose naturally produced upon window panes in com weather The glass nret given aground surface, cither bv the sandblast or the ordinary method and Is thfti coated with soil varnish Ilirtvaniij.lt contracts Rtrongly in dry Ing, taking with It the nartlrlesof gha o whirh it adheres, and this produces Ycry accurately the branebing crystals o irost.wnrk. A single cat gives a deli eate etfeet, aad leveral ooati kelp a held .mtiuja.

FALL AKD WINTER

CLOTHING AND 1? GOODS !

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llnve just oMned the largest Hiitl beet assortment of Merchandise, of all kind, ever brought to Dubois County, and will Hill goods G&eap&jtr for THAN ANY OTHER HOUSE IX THJC COUXTT. LOOK AT OUlt LATEST STYLE OF Gentlemens' and Boys'1 Clothing, for FALL axi), WINTER wka In grade-i, from a 5 suit tip. at HANDSOME DRESS GOODS, HARDWARE. AIVT GBOCEBIES t.V FACT, A FULL ASSORTMENT. M. A.lSERMERSITEISI & CO. Hortit Side Public Square,: Ost.ll,1Wl-tf. ,rAiiKK. ixn. GET YOUR COAL CHEAP! MAT. ECKERT, I Dealer in Coal Is now ready to deliver the REST COAL mined in Southern Indiana, from his mine three-quaiters of a mile North-west of Jasper. A lower veia than either of the other mine are working. Orders left at tlie Store of M. A. iermp.r:hiin !t Co. "H ill receive Prompt attention . Sep. 9, '87. FOR raE3 8E8T WACON ! GO TO Wain Street, - ,TASXjEK, IND. i J .ine. or any other foreign wagon for du rahilitv REFERENCES Anybody who has tried our wagon. Xov '25th, 1887-ly. a)B)B)B)BB)BBBBBfiaBBgaBBBBBBBBBaBBBBBBBBBaMBHBN I OUIRE Vh t r Crur. I tlo Ttot mean -aerslr to lo ;lif m for a nine, ami lhn .Vjcw intern UK-m I .S A KADIUU. CVUX. 1 hav ttuoo itic uweass oi FITS, EPILEPSY op FALLING SICKIOSSS, Alif-:oar wT. I WAWttwr mTremetly to CCKK the worn m. lkcaee thr law faita no rcaetw for nol now ret'en '" "r"-.-nl at otKO f w a treaUa aad a l rbb JW'TJ"; Of mV 1MU1.UMLB KKMKUT. (iW l ana Pot OitK-e. H coU yI " trial, ami K will cure you. Auares H.C.ROOT.M.C., IMPtAatluawYlWC seorrs EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL 4MB HYPOPHOSPHXTEg Almost as Palatable Milk. ai .ll.tala4 f M tt MM Im toheB, teS.ttlr. ttMiteh, wht the r l r.nnt h tlerlat .' btpHtUa erf-tit. ell wltH the My-HeaM BiaMaWeasa-fia frttater. famat gala nfiHi white teklag K HOOTTS EUTJIJSlbN is aknowlWlbT Phyaioiawi lo be the Finest and Bent prepitou i& Um wodd for tbe Nikf aad oar oC COMSUMPTION SCROFULA. GENERAL DEBILITY. WASTING) DISEASES. EMAOtATiON, OOLBS and CKROMIO OOUCHS.

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HXKT1M VCHKIttlCM, Jr.

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M, SCKEIRICH, SHULER & Co PnOPKIETOHB

UZfflON FLOUR

JASPER, WE HAVE LATKLV AODKD TO IMIMIOVEMKNT.'S ANI PATENT PROCESS

Which we EXCHANGE FOH WHEAT where desired, or will PAY THE

HIGHK6T CASH PUICEFOH GOOD WHEAT.

j We repertfully invite the farmers of I mill, and flour and weal, and learn prices Feb. 27: 1SS5 lr. C. ECKEUT. J. ECKEUT.

Eckert Bros. & Co.,

Roller 3" CC OS'COC CO C.C-CO

Iliviiij- Piipplied these Mills witli the LATEST IMPROVED ROLLER HJ 0H1XEUY, we now make none hut TUB UE5T BRANDS OF

Fancy and Patent

which admit of no equal for family n?e. TO TRY IT IS TO HE SATISFIED WITH IT.

We

ariri.f erervtetwlv t Buy the Rexl n it ike fcpel. tf Immr canal; eiecli 'a

TT7TTT? A T W A VTPH F0R WHICH WE WILL AL WUriA-l Yv 11 1 1 VjU. ways pay the highest MARKET PRICE IN GASH, BY WAGON or CAR LOAD.

Werner il, iaS3-ly.

HIE JASPER WAGON AND PLOW

MANUFACTORY! FELIX LAMPERT, Cor. of Sixth and Glmy St.. o fully returns his thanks to the public for their liberal patronage heretofnrft and invite a coiitinuanr of the same. He has on hand a stork of SPRING WAGONS, P.UGGIES ani AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS suitable to the trade, and also continues to MANUFACTURE tub CELEBRATED LAMPERT WAGON! THE r BEST VAGON ON WHEELS! and Ida extensive sale? of which have brought Jasper into notice aa

HEADtlUARTEKS FUR

Re warrautH cverv one ! lkee wjijteM- rr mne year, nxaint xhv break.njce tinder reaiialle wc, ariiVana aeleetive uiaterial r mamtinctiire,

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FElXX LAMPEET, Jasper, Ind. DeeemlerS2d, 1882.

BaiitWrielJCeToWMwhii XrH lec7 liicc. THE undersigned, Trustee of Bainbridge township, Dubois county, will attend to Township business on Saturdays of every week, at his resiilenc on North Main street, betweea beventh and Eighth, in Jasper. The Library of said Township is kept at the bookstore of Mr. Jacob Gosniann, where person wanting hooks cu ouuwo them at anv time. r m..4 JOSErii KurvaiiiiiN, irusiw April 90, 1883 -ly. ClMmlH SWllHllll I1H!ice't iieutc. TITE andersigned, Trustee of Columbia To.. Dubois county, Ind., will atltn.l tn TOWIISIIIP iiusines i "i rrnideuce on every Saturday, and personiIi.avtn townsliio business to irammet are renueated to present it on that day of the Waek. The townshsp library is Kept ai tne office of the Trustee, where those entitled can obtain books. ELSOi IIAKKIS, Trustee Columbia Tp. June 27th. 1888-ly. CatrtM, and Tnt-V-Mark- oMalneH, and all 1'fttMrt iHwiaoM contlactvd tor Mtwlerntr J'e. oar omrei i n-,i.itf it. s. rnint orfrr. We bare no nh apencle, all btiMnee. dirtet, hecee can traasact patent bwitMw In tees time Md ( let. eut thaa tkete maMH. turn WtkaMnfHI. Sjetjtl nv.lel, Ara-rlBg, or j.olo., lth leriMoe. We adriee It itateetaltiA or wot, free ec Charye. Otir fee not ifae till imtent i eeejired. A book, "How to Obtain raWrtttp," Mnii refef. Mee to actaal clfeaw la your Slate, coubty, sr towa, mm frt. Ail ti ran, C. A. SNOW fc CO. VVBVBV SJBBBJBat WBB ff aBBBSBjBSjSjy 9 V Fahm roa SAi.r..-The farm at tin icrrHwing of the railroad and Piiloka river of 237 ax res ia for aale. Good coal laud gooti farm land. Ksy teraii, Apply at

M1CHAKI, UMK1K1CM ! INDIANA. OUU MACHINKUY SEVERAL NEW NOW MAKE THE IiKST ROLLER FLOUR, n in. ti mm fo in. Southern Indiana to call and examine our of xraln tuey nave to sen-

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Process Roller Flour !

in nlwavf billN. ' ECKERT BROTHERS t CO. KXTRA tKA to skli. thksk waooss in ktkky WW IX SOUTIlEKJi IXDIANA. J.M.PARKE it'S last 6th, Bet. Maia 4c Jaekion Its. THE attention of farmers ia called to the fact that I now bavti in Rtonk Saddles, Harness, Collars, Hanies, Chains, Whips, and everything in that Hue, which will be sold as cheap as ftrst-clas goods can be. Also, Repairing prompt ly and properly done. A portion of the patronage solicited. J. M. PARKER, JASPER, INDIANA. May 4, 1886-tf. Ummnt Tawnialiip) TrttKtccilitc. THE undersigned, Trustee of Boone township, Dubois county, hereby gives notice that he will attend to all husjnees pertaining to the oftlce of Trustee, at his residence 1 miles South-cast of Portersville, on Saturdays of uacb week, and requests all persona hnvinir township business to present it on Saturday. Citizens desiring books from he Township Library, are notified that he Library is kept by Wm. McIIarrls, in Portersville. Hkvkv It. Hkkidknbauoh, T. B.Tp. May 18. 1888-ly. Jefferson Tp. Trustee s Notice. rllK undersigned will be at his office to attend to towNnbln buantBa nf ieffetBon towaship, Dubois county, on Saturdays of each week. and remieitA all persons having business wllh the towndilp to attend to it on those days. The township libraries are kept at J, W, Jacobs', in Rlrdseye, and the Trustee's residence, where all persons entitled caa ei uooks inereot. JOHN PRUITT, Sept.l.'fil-y. Trustee Jefferson Tp.

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J. B. Slater, Kent Ktnte Afguut t The followiHK Heal Estate for sale: 1W r. I V nlt rt of HuutiMRbfK. M H) tlmhvr. bliM In cultlvmlott, 1H -f in ww. K (w nl hrh,f(Mul urcbr-t, ko-I farm. Trie jMr Ktti ) (rrmii. T& MTM. 1 Wit MiUth .( HMHtlS'f?. ffM i tiltlvmlftt, blttc in timber. Ruo'l ttmr bwi-r i4 btrn, kmmI Mcburtt flwuty f wtr rTke pt Ktr; bulfduH: biiUm'e o ry tfm. Itvttaf u. lo Jot l HtlitllMt'UrK, ! Tr edUr, K""J l' Jackixin (rrt, rrk ); ImM John; cj tnn fur b.4ii;, a larm oflll kti,Mne wile mmUi eMreUlxl a4 (foriltlet of Jjt, -b.)t m r n rliU tkn, wM UiM, mhni Ki ttMiivr, iun v rna, wud frouif bun anil lK lbl-, A ttry Kl (orm, Vriff 4l tier rrv! Imh, mr. lee K, tr. 1 ml! w r.t f Ireland, V -pr-clerel, Ur. vtryl -ll . Jum a llUle rtlllijt; ein'Wdb k4 limber mi U l

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WvlMvtiemtttjrrii 8 percent 1 acre. 3 mile frum Vtlt'fD Hbei-ly. 4 mMet itnb ! frutn tretoml, 1W) rr lfH biUm-e tnf tr. mA Ireair bue llh t or ti rM-. Xu4 44ble.f (inle4..i.poo,ti,HUCM.d,i.e.r Kbt ail ck.l fl" 1T act. II, bal-f w very aj ier, fr.-m Jaieri.n lttort thmI. 16H rr chtH h sure tH ixi umber, miih Hide rt lend, n t U.ry lri.i.eb.mhe.K'K.trH Konb.ud. plw.ijMit ler MeBOtd larw u4 iiichbrb.l, mU a.'bmUi a-r In rBllv-HoB. In lot hoMe.,orcb-rl. plenty ff ri-.I lr, JeiiH rotllj ir T hiMe.we.ltif Irelatwt, it per cr, a gw cbe) farm, Mm very cy ttaMk Id) 1.-,I .tiJ (n AtiUiratlAti iA In t"Wr Hbiir UMk timber, a eil rti almuM Bf (fiHf1 imUM nud friMir. ttt lib itM, Ci'trd orcb.ri). Ittitl otl Mtef ftilHtlnn ! Uj vrrjr n t-ll, 3 u(t of lrlHd I'rlfe Hi term wy. A jtU'fi ilW itraln iM ttcs fiitm very illrlile IW acre. abtit M) acre cl'urnl, gnoi frame bent". ih1 ttol frwe new tarn. sih-J orcbartl, lib uil. Booatutle ftrw. 1, mile fri" 0teH. wl 4 wlU wrt l treljixl wr at re; tcrnm y 5T acred tm Wbll river. lte W Mh f Otel m rtn ill bolt vnl li.Unre hi bill. U acre la deadiilng. 4 acre In ji(Ul j tiplar anil btte oak timlr etitmK Uwl'er tt mere tbaHblf py fr farm, a iritfl frame bu,.1 feet) Into anil plel ty of living water A very notl farm .W per itcri term, ettny. ,ue re,crefftred,lriliire Ih Umber, (rex! t r w frame huts.. ?otnl net frame hnwti ct about fi,M. Ktitttbarii. K'IMttyouM orrhri. plenty of xater art of the laiitl bruken, balstice ro!lit. kcu( oil we f !bf farm a litlle tnii, X mllei. et ol" J,it m public rud, a uplf mllil stuck anil grain farm. I'rlciSttper acre; balftitiwn ( cy tcrmi'H l.aUwe IIOl'SKS AN1 I.TS. I'OKrKKSVILI.R A Ktuvi frame Hillniir arxt tore kon.e. both aSm new, . aew of lantt, riMl fr.clnit Htl plenty frc tree, ami mll fruit, of all kitn: la cooripirt titoB. Trice WWi lrm pay; very tlwlraaU pri'p eflX" tKveltlitc. bant, -lore hBe, h1 4 leta at Pfrter ville, irtM'tt rchnl4 Mnre bu,r lt).l twn Mo rle blarh alitl t x M, guod emmterc am! ctsrlili.ft. it fad ever-Hkltir III bspe. ami one of the lel pla red la .titbtr" littllatu lor a Ktt.rt, a rirU f.rmiti. eiiuntrj-all armiittl. tl churcb ! Khtol. nl ko--tietl'le. l'rke fl.KW! KW fb, aud balance in Hi .ttxt twelve wutitb.. t soil cbanc far Me OHe tt et a irootl laricln prll is.iss. MlorafM-l III l.l.lf. Brat a MSI wUb lalMWftfM. l ei-l tiwtf. W.raM.I Irft tlawl v.IIJ tiol t Hnmrrua. tvr.nt anil rl8ri. 1Mb U4U'aa4 (Mta'alM. will work. aJ (. af witut nlH.tl.VR a-K In rich loeilltrc.ii -Hi:r. Hnwl.im."tVU 03 In tth lomllty. t ami ! uluM.nl ..tt nulol UOILHI)l.ll N.HrLI'.. ... i .1.1 M tfitMi utm Fill. Arntoet-I IttMMMr TUm. ..mflM." w.ll Vd wtet. M-tiit frw.atwl af 70a bar krf IU.m la jMir home tr S month. "! ahowa Ikeaa (MwanvtMBur bMe!lt,tlfT Wm -mr own ynfn n M la rmIM to mak IM. rmi t!trr. KiUlnit Itm wWLla CHLH w.lch anil UWI MBit'.frr. tbtrntxtrtHot uinfl., la t.v lar.llir. !w.j. rwult. In a Iritelra4t tar Mia-ler our ..ini.l. ! Wen tn Inraltlr r a raoallier ! tn aatMllr t't from ! to 8BA la tr4 rma aarrMHMlta' enuotrr. Ttiln.tU vrwt t-rtl erfhe tf tM-ra.H M.4atn onltr tint our mw B r I" Jea ! snea rr ilwrr.a l -a, all .f Atotl- Writ- at ,iM IHk'aK-(lh-rHnr.. Hf.l.rUwtll iMharttraa tro-Ma fr m t Imw the .tnf4 to tin- vbn m.J rati at r kaata M4i(t"M Illt. .lfwioT. A rtl eM w vMeti t tiu aa el. kal I een t an 1 nr all.tf rU aaaat eariM rfrtlr.wtir iiAkarat la anaa. Ht If aMlmtaHrtMitMn. ya taa a-eara ntEi;a aTtaa Wat a-4U M4t ntdM tin Ik worH ! ear l.rr. Ha 0 CMTLt KAMPLKt. Wa tr ll rtrtrt. (e-4rM. t. jiirni em. ttimw a ee., ! tu, i-uhtlavb, maim. JASPER LIVERY ANDSALE STABLE KUNKEL& ECKSTEIN! I I AVITf! nnrcbaM He Jaaper Mrr StaW. havt IX rtirnlshrd It Kth Root! ttoek, mm are trpart-l It attettt! lo all call ttpan Jbew. atSpeelal attention civan t earn merclal travolera wiahlnar to vlh petnta in tha country. April sr.'ss.-tf. THE BEST COAL MAY BE HAD OK REES -:- BKOS., In any quantity desired, delivcrd at any part of Jasper for 7 cents per bushel, or at the Mines, a half mile north west of Jasper, at 5) cents per bushel. trr Orders left at the Barber Shop of T. Zocller, will be promptly filled. REES BROS. Sept. 10th, 1886-y. mm HAS!I,O0ATK In .lAHt'KK HHtl OFKNKI) A BOOT and SHOE SHOP! Onthe SeuthSldaof PublreSauara. M Mi Lew hm ul illfsrkSont TWpllji HK Inrlle all who want flrnt-clawt work ilefie.ln -t him a call. a he marante to aire Mtiitfactla-i In all lirarnti-4 f ala trade. And ta VU friend and Maav rtiMo-nera nf Ireland and Helnlly, he weHld Itepleaaed in nave inem can ana ee aim ami five mm taeir erne's lor work nantetl In bla line. ASTOXV KAUMEKT. May 4, iWS-ly C. K. A., Branch 119, Meets the 1st and 3d Mondays ef ev ery month at their hall, on the ooraer of 8th aad Newtea streets, in Jasper. M a aa (an Ka a H.a

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