Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 30, Number 12, Jasper, Dubois County, 2 December 1887 — Page 7

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Mr I Merlortef OrM le Um mt OffcMrtrMHk, TtotefleM Wen " Wtui grave iii iMraed see aUsM With abort UU, jhe santebet them all, ad that wajr he's tat. For waea she weetd AadaeNe M4 rejected, Their del the? paid As nabbed the aaM. jlm mlcat have beea e xpected. WtflyAW TWtonr, X K Ztor. AN OBSERVING MAN. The Capture Maeto by Detaative. a Private At three o'clock one morning twenty rears ago I waa on railroad tram folng from Portage, Wi-, to Milwaukee. I bad been out on aome private detective work for pernee in the latter dtr, and had succeeded ao wall that I was both happy ami sleepless. Thla was the reason I waa not in a sleepingcar, ft held in the arnte of dumber, tnad of occunyiag a aeat la theeontwon coach, with my eye very wide own and my wit ail about me. I mny saV, without efotiam, that I am an ow rymg x " er in plenty, hat the greater half of huuianitr through life with their eye hiliihuL My father waa a aheriff for many year, and, aa a boy, he taught me to observe and itmember, If I went down-town or out for a walk I ht? to tell him when I got home who acd what J had wen. On one occasion. for failing to report a looee horse I bad tea in the road, I got a sound thraahic;, and again, for failing to report a etreet fight, my liberty was taken away for four days. I can thus truthfully say to you that I had the habit of observation lkked into me. while nature bad kindly furnished we with a very retentive memory. By and by I began to study human character as a profession, sad I liked it. I learned to read men's dtaracteriecies by their fasee, tt-l their tbougbte by their action, vul on two occasions this faculty of urination nrerented fail iHvmi-vm. I was wide awake, as I have told you, 1(k the train stopped at a country t:.iiion on signal It barely came to a ftandstill, and only one passenger got sloard. The car was pretty well filled, and such of the passengers aa had seal alone were stretched oat in sleep. I had sixed np every one sear me, and had counted up two houeet old farmen, adrorer. two milliners, a meehauic and family, and a house painter who evidently going to the city for work. Xo one seemed to notice the etit ranee of the new paeeenger. It waa in October, and be had on fall over coat He carried a heavy valie in one Mil I. - 1 . . I hand, and be came down the aisle. Viking from right to left, until he imauy reached my seat I moved to the window as a Wat that I waa readr toihareitwithhim, bat be hesitated for a ong minute, and looked at me en.irnly three or four w. v finally sat dowa., The sachet he placed tetween L He had not uttered a word, and after sitting down he n to forget a)l about me. Htllo! but I have found a twoepd bo?." I wkl to myself after a "1 offerod him half my seat of y own free will, and he aeema to lie l because I did not surrender it all. 0..1 fellow, you are an H. O. G., ami Wimttakc Let me took you oyer a I leaned back against the window. Ponded to shut my eyas au-.t resume fnu " inventoried the felww lie ia,i R Hani, cruel face on him, l 1 felt sure he waa a man with litercy in hfart. Ihalnotbeen U.i i1 Ym ww lwo winutea when i; ih?1 w taking sly glances at S btSl,chL It-urseoflive nutes he turned around and gave me thorough looking over, and I read in .e gesture of h head aad the toes of . n. Uml hlmeelf: tin11 WhJ hould I he afraid of JJw dress was that of a barkeepor fiashy. The Jewelry he wore PTfe him away a welt If he was not If . V U Rt the owner i ,uJlf00n' ,MK, build, I 1c f? f to Xm tfiHt t more or one general kathia drmMbeganat hk collar closer inapeetion. Hie shirt -1 1 . 7, . "r o annoy aim, ltaaidto myself that the fct.ii. .7 " am "eewen k wku a . In Lt .. t..i r .... ... ... .. - w mmi arouau ne uuitod Jn. . lUm on W under-eoat had been iolll?,1 rM?i kmving a It WCMlU eioth. The coat waa iy wi waf. toe button out that war. I fee

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"Old fellow, you have locked bore

With MMMbodj tO g4 mUdp this way. It at a ecrap yon oWt wwrt known, for yon keen throwing auaiou

gbuiccatme. B at wa only an aenucat tmM set up aad tot that cmlar, growl a little over um spotoa your i .a knee, aud oum the far having a depot platform an tected hr a radliar at the eiaoa. dr what you've got in that aaehelf A traveler with a lew elotbes 1st a aaehel does not have to keep his foot on H while eYerrbodr around kian is asleep Tea a ao eucumber, old fatlow, and you've got something in there worth watehlug. I'U try a Httlo trick on you." Thed my right hand in any pocket I carefully worked my knife out, and m it fell to the floor I gave a start, woke up, and beat down to look for it As I moved my band toward hi feet he quickly beat down and moved the aacbel into the aisle. Then I waa aatiafted that my surmises were right Was he a, burglar, and: dkl the aaehel contain his kit? It was more probable that he was juat returning from an expeditloR to the country, and that the aaehel was full of plunder. I waa perfectly satisfied aa to my man, and I made up mv mind to have him arreeted aa a auspicious character aa soon aa we reached the city. That waa what dkl take place, only, aa there were no officers a Unit the depot aa we arrived, I had to take the fellow myself. I let him reach the door of the depot, and then put my head on his shoulder. He dronned the aaehel. made a bolt, but fortunately, he ran plump against a haekman who was entering, and both were upeet Before he could get up 1 had him nipped. On the way to the station houae and speaking for the first time, he naked: "How dkl you know it was mef "Oh. easily enough," I answered. Well curse him. he didn't act square with me, or it would never have oome to this." I had no idea to what he referred; but seeing that he was ready to talk, and being anxious to take advantage of the moment, 1 aaked: "Do you think he ia dead? "Dead aa a herring, and the obi woman with him. However, they can't punish me any more for two than for one. I waa after my own, and when they wouldn't give it to me I determined to take alL" 'What weapon did you nee?" Got the axe from the, back yard." And when you had finished off the Au vah' w,uui tk WiHu I WelL I took what I wanted, aad it . . I I hadn't been the biggest fool on earth you wouldn't have nabbed me." you Mowr "Whr. boardiac the train at that little station. It was the act of a lunatic, but after I left the farm-hons I got frightened. I ran, acros the ftokk. fell dowa. imagined that I waa pur sued, and bore off to the station and hoisted the signal myself for the train to stop. I suppose Rider gave yon the tip and put you onto me?' "Ye. "Weu, m km him on right That i," with a little laugh, "I will if I get the chance." I knew Kider to be a Milwaukee gambler and a hard ease, but waa eomukrtely in the dark aa to what crime . ..... my prisoner had committed, it waa probably a murder, and near the station where he got on, and from hi statements I inferred that it waa an old couple. He had pumped himself, ami it was certain that I had, made a big catch. When we reached the station, however, my troubles began. There hi always an ill-feeling between police and irirate ietectivea. Thie feeling oome almost entirely from the police. They look upon the private detective as a sort of guerilla, ready to break up the happiest home or to sell out to the hishest bidder. THte, un fortunately, is true in many case, but not in all. As 1 entered with the prisoner the captain ia charge roughly tlemanded bv what right I had made "The right which any maa has to arreat a murderer," I replied. "A murderer? Boeht Where did you get him?" At the depot." Well, I shan't look him up. Let' see (to the man), but your fee is fa miliar to me." "I am Charier Short, bartender in Uarrigan's saloon." Ah! so you are. Well, what story is Iht about a murder?" All nonsense, sir:" replied Short, who saw how thing were drifting and and sought to take advantage. l waa on a spree last night and this btoke saw me at the depot and wanted to play smart" "Well, you can make it coat hhat dear If yon wHL" "I propose to. Here, take these iron off my wrists P' The seehel was on the floor at my feet Lifting it up I cM to the captain. "An old conpea trrinar about forty miles from the efey wufw murdered by thin man after mid Might last night Examine this aaehel If you want proofs." a sf'LmUsaaa 1 ejOaJi Aaa aajvgr laa aTgfeaga. aaJsndl Si.BAUB A.nrrtJ 9 wSn4PI$fav uawwwl rW JRMH dry work," boldly repttod Short. "I set ewt with k iu n.- hand last night,

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Open her up ami let the captain eee,H "l ake Um Irons off tail maar comthe captain aa ho waved the down. f W doesn't capias Mora dinner hart not Ma man I him to be." "Aye! ha m. WdoM'tI'taka iron oe to WMl4reaaiafff Hadleandeafoolof myself? Had thai nuui toafamod a dor to me? I waa daggered for the moment Than I tore at the aati hum off the poor old look. the recoptieie few open I empti o4 Ha eoatonts on the floor; Gold, am

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bocks, surer, mmmu ami jewelry I Corse you!" growled the) aa be turned away. The captain turned as pale as death. These were the proofs, and he stared at them for a full minute before he eon id ear: "Well, this is a go! I shall lock you up, short" The man was registered and taken Oown atairs, ana then we counted up the contents of the aaehel and out a value of over $11,000. When this had been completed I went out after Kider, and inside of aa hour he was behind she bars. He west all to pieces as soon as 1 charged him with having put up the job for Short to carry out, but denied it In the most vigorous manner. "Short has been telling for a year, he said, "what bis uncle out in the country was going to do for him. A few weeks ago the old mam found out what a bad pill his nephew was. since then Short has been up a tree. He told me a week ago that he'd have some of their money one way or the other, and when he talked about killing and robbing, I did my beat to put the idea out of his head. He 'softened up a bit and I supposed be bad given over. If Charley Short says 1 ever advhted him to murder and rob, or that I have had my eyes on him for a week past, he the biggest liar on earth." well, curiously enough, we had a murderer on band without a murder. That Is, no crime had yet beau report ed. I bad secured the murderer with out a hunt It was not so easy to find the murder. A telegram was sent to the agent at the station where Short had boarded the train, and he replied that he had beard of no crime. It was four o'clock in the afternoon before he sent a d is natch, savins: that an old coupfe, living 'about three miles away, had been found ia their house with their heads chopped to pieces with an axe. That waa the crime for which Short was guilty and for which he was tried. When he knew that he waa in for it he turned boaster, and felt himself a hero. He waa delighted to give me all the particular. He said: 1 lived with Uncle and Aunt Desbro until I waa of age. Indeed, I was an adopted sou. both my own parent beinr dead. I came into the dtr nine rears aaro aa a dry-roods clerk. After w go " . At. T a. X tat. . . IJIam lot myjdace, and rather went to the dogs, for the last three years I hare beea a rambler, boxer. bar-Under aad confidence man. Uncle went beckon me a good while ago, refusing to give a dollar. He had in bis hands money which honestly belonged to me, for I had worked hard for him for thirteen year. I went out there the other day to see if he would not give me eight hundred dollars to buy an interest in the saloon. Aunt Mary was for giving it to me, but the old man was a ugly a a Turk. Wo got into a wrangle at the supper-table, and he ordered me out of the house. "I went" Mid Short after a pause, "and it was only after that that I got the idea of robbing the house. The old man never banked a dollar, but kept every thing in a bureau in his bedroom. 1 aat dowa in a fence corner on the highway, aad thought it all over. 1 made up my mind that I would enter the house after they got to sleep, aad steal what I could lay hands on. I did go in about eleven o'clock, gaining aeeeas by a kitchen window. I took the axe in with me to intimidate them la case I waa discovered. While my uacle waa sixty years oW, be waa a rigorous, hearty man. and capable of making a strong fight I don't know whether he suspected I might eonse back, but I bad not yet reached the bedroom when tome slight noise I made roused him out ef bed, and he struck a light and, discovered me. "I want it to stand in court that he was the aggreseor. When he saw me he yelled out to know what I was doing there. I told Mm I waa bound and determined to bare eight hundred dollars, and that if he would count it out I would go away and never trouble him for another dollar. He had a" big dub at the head of his bed, and instead of sloppiag to argue with me he seised the weapon and rnahed at me. I had to use the axe. He would hare killed me if I hadn't struck him down. Then my aunt cam out screaming for help, aad she was about to escape from the house when I hit her. After I made sure they were both dead I went at it to rob the house, and the plunder I got you found in the seehel. That's the whole story, air, aad if the lawyers can make any thing else out of it let 'em. It seemed suck a straight ease that there could be no loophole of escape, but within three days after Short had confessed to me he engaged two lawyer, recanted all he had said, and when put on trial plead insanity. Hut friends, a wm afterward known, raised two hundred dollars for each lawyer, aad the lawyers mored heaven aad earth to. earn then- money. One ef the instances of Short's alleged iasauHjy was a clear ease) bribery aad

perjury. A man wm brought

to swear that ha aat behind the two of a ws cams in that moraingoB the train, aad that he heard Short teQ aae he had killed seventeen ueeale and was that on his way to Heaven to toll God about it. The person in the eeeAbeMad as was a woman, while the seat ahead was nnaaaisil by turn This Mar's tsasfesmmy neat great weight, or enough to oaU for a of doctors to fiawlne and upon the auesttan, and heaore the aaaa waa ftnkfr Short died in hie (18(1 uMWua flsf feMtPi (uauVSetBumsW mfQ ila SAMOA ISLAMPtflfi. n as The inhabitants of the Samoaa Isb neually called Knftft. are very Intelligent people, aad by far the neat leokfag of any of the south sea Islanders. The men average about five feet ten inches in height, are erect and proud in bearing, and have attwifffat and well-rounded limbs. The men all wear a clout, or short cloth, j around their waists, which does not extend any farther in length than ; down to the knees: thla clout in most is manufactured from the bark : of eoeoanut trees and called MLahpahlahpah," bat since calico and other light linen materials have been Intro-1 duced many of the men prefer to wear ; those, but always choose among the most pictureeque colors. Tatooing ia one of the Samoaa' s greatest prides, and every man is oraamonted in a most artistie atvle and furaUhed by hut parents with a pair of totooed kneebreeches. Many of the men wear ear rings. The color of the Samoane is of an olive-yellow brown. The noae is usually straight and not flattened like that of a Malay, and the mouth is large, with thick lips. The hair ia black and straight Among the men It is consid ered a great honor to have red ham and the redder a person a hair the more influence he can command. But aa nature has furnished the inhabit. ant of Samoa with et black hair the natives bare to look for aome other source in order to be enabled to wear their choicest red. Upon my first visit to Apia, the capital of the Samoaa Islands, in 1878. 1 was surprised to see so many men walking: about with what I at first believed to be snow-white hair, but upon closer examination 1 learned that the natives apply a whitiah clay similar to our whitewash to the hair. This they use instead of pomade or 'hair-oil and apply it in a thick mass until the hair becomes thoroughly hardened and white. The men oonunue this preoess of bleaching their hair until it loses ita time turns to a brownUb red. A rather peculiar taste, but the men feel proud of their success to color their hair. Quito often women go through the same performance, but they are compelled to wear their hah abort aa long hair can not so easily be discolored. I wort Natives of Samoa, aa a rum, regard aomhieer naneoeaearr, aud all, the work done on the plantation owned by Europeans is performed by Kanaka imported from other island. Chicago Tribum. NOVEL ILLUMINATION. TtoUfMlrwIiMilhNiewfnM a atatiyma Tiaal . Mr. Ober waa one evening alone in , iris cabin on one of the Caribbees, ' when he heard shoutings in the distance, and looking out distinguwhed two torches, held aloft by unsteady bands, approaching through the forest Aa ther came nearer, he made out three persons, who wfre fiftoS and erQchtlJ iobacchanalian aoag, toxkated. though, a afterward appeared, they were not so far gone but that they still bad their wit about them. Acting upon the resolution of the instant i barricaded door aad window, slipped a couple of cartridges into my gun, and retired to my hammock. By this time the Carib were upon me, pounding heavily at my door, and shouting, in unintelligible French, threats, entreaties aad imprecations. 1 kept alienee, which only exasperated them the more, and at last 1 heard one of them say: "I will see if he is there;" and then, later, when I thought they had gone, I heard a slight ruf)iitg at a crack in the wall, aid saw sailing Into the room, one after another, tiny sparks of fire, glowing with a greenish phosphorescent light xncy um not drop inert these sparks, nor did they set fire to my thatch, for they were sparks of the animal kingdom, riaters, ftrefiie, two of watch win gtre out light sufficient to read by. The little gleaming messengers increased in numbers, and the darkness waa crossed and reerossed by fiery trails of light; and toil the busy fingers of my assailants thrust them in more and moan, At last the room became quite light d by aa inadvertent movement I exposed myselt Whit a about, they proclaimed the suoeuss of their devtoe, aad demanded to he tot ia; but thai I would not em, and after howling themaelres hoarse, they finally went away. YomUCi OmfMsjansagv. neTserw Governor BUI, of KewToricma public speech at Pann Tann, meawtty, said: "Thj enMvathm of the soil a an enrpidrment should be eneoursaied, and a public sentiment invoked ia favor of buBdiag up the country as Weil aa the cities, aud inducing the people to follow aejiculkoral puiwuhe. Our cities are crowded with workingmen clamoring for an opportunity to engage um moar, mmm wm um to tk tatortor era dosertod, and the fbhWat eulUratod," tab!

AND mm I fSmwfllUM. AND UTMUaYY.

ualovebmVaVd m of It that we snaj f4 It with Ufcriah--hi Bayti I miaslaaarnav u Mtna The Weelayaneof In me Hehamaa I Km andl It m hard to aa ia rr aaaaaaonafor the aeei thanm with C LolS prarera should not be that God would change HIj wiU with ee to our triau or reepoeaf lis hies, hutthMHe woiddgfveuaatreath to touow out ttu purpose in of true Christian ltriug ia in this thought ih fkUip Bnsai H early a thousaad mttlious of human race are yet arithoot the Oesneli vaat districts are wholly naooeupsed. So few are the laborers that, if eqaatly divkung reeponaibility, each mnat for one hundred thousand aonls. yet there is abundance of both and means In the church to give the Gospel to every living soul before thla century closes. Cansfsaa .dataoeele. flvnnntli f?hMMh. lftanMMilftft. la laiain ir immmI Hum tit taa siImIaiw : aaJbrk. In Ua Bethel Mia ton ihcre are two dally kindergarten schools with four tosohers, a day uurwvy and dispensary, a aewiag eehool. hssides the Sabbath achoel and evaageitstta I aerrieea. The young men are about ! to establish a new mheioa, inoluelag a Suaday-ecbool aad preaohlng swrvico, reading-room, a eeffce room, aad aa industrial school for boye. Tbeehureh contributes a large share of the sap-1 port to the iwgular ctsjr naumon.

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Christian Union. aovneed, owed his start in life to -Freebmau OUey. who recently ! de Girardin. Having the yoemg pbwed his elass.fiag on the spire of'11 mtrodueed to him, the faaaoue lowdoin College chapel, i a son of editor exmaimed t moment he beard General (1 P. Cilley, of Bockland, the name: ;I wonM like yen to write lie., and a grandson of Congreeamaa le Spanh sketches for Lm, Oiler. whoToat his life ia a duet He Pre." "Bet," ftakt Gonaales, "though iaaoniet vounr fellow, wears rlaesoe, ! I am of Spanish descent I know noth-

and looks more like a divinity student w .... . , thlete- buthia muecies are like . . . .u HAm . mnttj, Tkl. steel, and his nerve ia good. The spire that he climbed hi 116 feet in bright, and in coming down he tpf" ft bat held on. at the coat of much of the akin and fleeh of the palme of his bands, one of which he carried in a !ling for day. CWcoe runes. crmv x ruicuMiv uwvninMWM entr-nine person who devote selves eh icily to medical work. Twenty-seven are woman. There haa been issued by their Medical Mhuuoa. ary Association the first number of a medical toarnal, whose commas taut valuable pauses from native foreign physicians of high si The article by the Chinese doctorsthemselves Christians in the Chinese laaguage will have a wide influence among their countrymen in removing the prejudice ageiaet foreign phy-ridaus.-PnbUc Omasoav A certain Oxford professor some years ago waa captured by brigands near Damascus, but the mild-iusanered benevolence of his appearance excited the pity of hla custodians. Instead of demanding a ransom from the vice chancellor they merely stripped their captive of his clothes, and considerately leaving him a hat, a pair of boot aad a pair of spectacle to cover his nakedness, bound him on the back ef r ji a, with hh face to the tail, aad drove him back to the town from which he had too hastily started. Freshmen invited to meet the professor at the breakfast table are invariably instructed by their seniors to inquire whether be ha been to Denaas- . jta . and what ae thinks of taat city. HUMAN MATURE. The talk owe hear on the street all tend to convince one more and mors, that there i a great deal of human aature m man. This i what a special examiner of the United State Pension Ofitoe told me to-day while waiting for a atreet-car: "I waa examining , aau taking cthicocc ir a cieuuh , ia Xebraska last summer. The claim- j not belonged to a little ..f M church, and the witnesses were the 'pastor aad several members of In church. It was beautiful to see the clearness and directness with which they all testified and swore that the riafmant had beea unable to do aay ' work on hi farm for fire or tea years, j The story waa becoming monotonous i until I visited the home of an aged ' alder ht the church, who was some i what deal I explained to him my .; ! and my business very enreiulty, tsttui Bum took down his sworn statomeat concerning the claimant aad hh) ; dunbintie. But to my grml surprise l. aM4UJI Ami. mm -mlmmL whmu l he had known intimately for fifteen ' . 1 I . -JW mam 1 unused a day from week. In all that time, 1 eross-o,uestioned him rigidly, - but eny made aba the more emphatic in hla former statement. So he aigced the desMrithm, and I admtaiaaered ; oath, and was taking my (whrukhe ashed me. In an anxious wari Ain't you w agent?4 'Ain't you going to mow hw neer wan i nuwaeurruu ana ne - 4- mm mLw jam -gnwi aK kujbA hW ayMjgMMyBaa RujflUnuujhy : esmr m raasne am swimsiOTw. "s"1!

IMsut ef sjahteulen andhlaaoB, aeeraatu m la asaaUiat of aMartaaal

rapart yeteal W a teeis-ay that hue hmmlafauMboaaatgaaJnad ia Uverpeei.

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