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AsM to grre Um Majoranawhmas af aaa. In aa bv staat he had resolved to ttro he who had hiadaa his friiai good-bye faturer. Aatrbie the Captaln s horse ha named to rat yet asv af Ufa, aad aU tois stood and dc spirited as Umy rareatorad raphtly oa tba road, aad tba major's tore tba aight was goa Major Galtoa was aafe in aa ambulance aad up aa tba way to Chattenooga witt nM a thought of any thiur but rest and sicca. lad Ostitaia MUaev? Why. tba aaptaia fared badly. He bad already toa much about oa Ida injured foot, aad it was swollen aad stiff. Ha started to hobbte after his aaaa, but It was so hard that ia half an hour be gave H ap aad lay dowa by the roada mile or two behind -the rearof Um retreating soldiers. It seeuMd almost as if Major Gal ton's aaw Ufa aad spirit bad been abstracted from Um captain's store, laaviag Um mtter ambition le and despairing. 'I am whipped!" be said to himself. aa be lay dowa aad gave up to weariness and pain. I am whipped; but aot y the enemy back UMre. Xo: did itf' At daylight next morning Captain Milney was a wouaded prisoner of war, bound far some Southern military prison. I am whipped," he said, as on the aight before, aad prepared aa well as he eould ia take it philosophically. Seven or eight months afterward the captaia awoke one morning from the delirium of a long fever. He waa ia a hospital near Washington. When be ffrat became conscious things about him looked almost aa strange a tba fantastic visions of that dream-haunted fever land from which ha bad just emerged. All things strange, except ah! except the female fgure at the aide of bis cot. That was familiar enough; it was Mina Clark. She waa reading, and he bad been looking at her aad wonderiag dreamily for some time before she turned her bead and - m ewes a saw that ha waa awake. Jiaoa aa asked Um question that was uppermost ia his mind. 'Whea ia MaJor Maior Gal ton?" be asked. Oh. Charier!" she cried, glad tears streaming from bar eyes. "You are conscious again, thank God! You will get well, dear! But the dreediut things you bare been saying while out of your bead. Tba Major k here, aad comes in every day to see you. But you must not talk now, and I must not talk to you. Toa are to take a rood sia of this aad tbea go to sleep. Xot a word now eelr. Charley, if any thing k ia your bead about Major Galtoa aad aad I such as you're been tolkiag about ia your fever, k's all a mistake, Charley a cruel, cruel mistake!" Wei!, he found that out in Um afteraahOCMft am( eJ(aamWgt afcnBf' IWTJiMbI JedjJ alMBrtf Major Galtoa and bk wto bk wife, who was not Mina Clark. He db eovsred that Minn's promise to Um Major that promise which bad so exalted the Major and so wrecked the Captaia was simply a promise to aet things right with Gal ton's lady lore, who in his absence was being influenced by aa unworthy rival. Doing this service involved for Mina tbesaerlffce of some maiden pride aad reserve, but at Um Major's argent petition, she did it and area raked him to the eereaih heaven of happy anticipation by writing bim her promise to deliver hk girl aafe into bk arms whenever ha came boms. Tbe Captaia came to think that be bad jumped at a conclaaion too quickly aad that a Mttle faith ia the girl whose solemn troth be had would bare saved him a trip to Libby prison aad saved him aka tba fever which attacked him the very day hk exchange was elected. But then where would tbe Major bare boea b the Last Man at Chk'kamaaga bad not lent him a horse? "Jt .X,"ia Qmctnas ComsATrSCaal CarflHaHPaj unttfCJsMrtttfe The Khtg's clothing consists of a red doth, sugar-loaf cap, a few brass rings uton bk arm, coral necklace aad a

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chiefs, sending to each, after they aaake obeisance, a niece of koiah aut He teat to each of aa Um same. All who npproaoh Ute throne, Um moment they enter Um space ia front rigidly kept clear double their right hand into a first and shake K at the King. This means "1 hope that I see you strong and watt, Oh Knag, like unto my Set aad arm." Mfaufewery Zetfer. A Xew York rogue, William Hayes, weat Sshing for gold headed causa reeeatiy. He had a wire hook fastened to a leather strap. Jewelers' bk fkalng places. At store be broke the glass with a wrapped ia faaaet, aa as to Then ha reached i n bk Mae and landed a sld-beaded cane. He caught some mors like it and some also, with silver beads. A peliceman mum aaeag. and with a pair of handcaab ached in Um ilsber fMOTBM aacflrajA naiiawa'a'nrw siew A site of flfty acres baa been taken for the ("Cbineae") Gordon Moatorial Boys' Home in London. A building k to be erected which wiM aoeoaodeto oaa hundred aad aixty boys, aad tba east of maintaining the uetabHehment wM, k k eeubujatod, be fJaaVeW a yaaa, mum 1

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Tba backs are f tied by oaa or two forma oa aaaa side, the middle forms lap ia Um middle seam, aad the waist line is defined by two buttons. Collars are very high, with buckram interlining. Sleeve are close coat shape, with battoaa aad button.holes oa Um wrists. Pockets may be set outside along the hips in square shanes or braided, or be intermediate, with only a slit in the cloth for the opaaiag. Small fancy buttons are used oa rests, while plain lasting or boac buttons are used on the coats. Openings of millinery at the whole?ale houses show Um various materials already noted made up into bonnets and round hats for tba early autumn and for winter. Soft fait bonnets of Um pliable felt made up in folds and plaits oa a frame precisely aa cloth would be ased are shown for general wear. There are also stiff felt bonnets with rows of pinking all orer them, or aka merely pinked edges for those who prefer them. The square of felt which forms tbe soft folded crown sometimes furnishes the twist or corrugated folds . that edge the front of Um brim, also I some pointed ends that are tied ia a bow oa top, or else made to stand erect. The embroidered felts showing small lowers done in Um shade of tbe , kit, or aka with beaded wheat or leaf pattern ia borders, are considered most dressy. A twist in front and pointed pinked aads of rich rapped faille are suamekBt trimming for full-erowned felt bonnets, though a tuft of quills or of curved cocks' plumes may be added. The newest bonnets have longer crowns, aot indented at the ends, and away bare long pointed poke fronts Mled ia with a alight face trimming. The coronet fronts of beads, of feath ers aad of velvet are also largely im ported. Trimmed bonnets of velvet from many of the beat French millinery long in vogue here, adding a trifk mere breadth, and making Um trim ming slighUy lower. Jhtrjur's Jaaar. o a IN AUSTRIA'S CAPITAL. and Jtagla Uteo Peeeriotlaa of Women here carry hods and mix mortar. Peculiar clans. From Um proviaces. Wear long boots to Um knee. Short skirts to the book. Practical dress. Bat not ornamental. Seven different costumes seen daily on Um streets. Laborers at boob Ke down aad sleep oa Um pavements. Ditto in Um parks oa the grass. Xo "keen off the grass" at every turning. Polish Jew frequent, In bleak gowns reaching to heels, high hats, and long oorktcrew curls. Look like Othello. Big dogs drawing hand carta. Street ears won't atop for you. Only at certain places. Indicated by a sign-pest oa track. Tbe tub tbe universal vessel to carry things in. Oral' shape. Oaa stave longer than the rest. So it can be bound on the carrier's back. Carries all Um water up Ute six or seven pairs of atone stairs ia the Yienna houses. Clean clothes ditto for wash. Separate shops for brandy, beer and wine. Feasaat oa a spree carries green twig stack in hk bat-band to indicate to Um Vienna public hk present mental and moral condition. Hacks rou from Domback to Leopoktadt Suburban Tillages five or six miles di taat latperoraad Empress are frequently seen driving oa the streets. Xo fuse; alt bate go off as they go by. Soldiers ererywhere; sentries ditto, in a obroak condition of saluting officers. Flees abundant Kvery body oak at the restaurant Vienna k all restauraat oa the ground Soar. Little home oookingk done. Melange aad rolls are tbe unirersal breakfast Melange is half cotee aad half hot mUk, always brought you la a tall tumbler with a big tabkapooa. Living hers k rear public If you hire a room the chances are you must paaa through somebody's bedroom to get to it ar hare some one pass through yours. Femak help, iudliereatCar oblivious to gwnttemen lodgers, come right ia at all boars, and without knocking, wbea oa duty. Stores art like tuoauencnte, nine feet high, covered with porcelain. The farneee holds about two quark of aoel. The rest k monument Handsome mea, good shapes, faU chests, f ne baas rakes. A pkueere to sit la railway stations aad bear tba oftWsU m charge call the trains. Handtome women ditto. Kvery body out on Um street and shipping by eight or nine m the morniag. Hap at neon, garsiai faU at famttioe ottntog ha epea

Taawsmb tttl aiaa. an aWslag ant aaaa at again, njnsass to taa esjaare yaiaT, af fat about twaaty llaca. Lata af taaaU aaada Wnstrated papers. "Triakdas. Girl kaida. Ha oaa water, aad ether light foggy fhnd, Peeaie bare always swaliowUtar Kieratorat hotel Bag fuss orer it. Two aaaa ia uahkrm to ma k. Paaa, mik aa hour. Beds all single. Kvery body seems to sleep stagie hern. Oaa atore bad aa top af bad quilt. Yery light, full of fsathers, in areen silk Lrraaks avsrrwheaa. Six Full af soldiers. Soldiers everywhere. Drilling everywhere. Drum, ming everywhere. Tootiag everywhere. Soldiers marchiag past beta at Ira ia tbe moraing. Always getting ready to kill somebody. Same all over Kuropc. Never out of sight of a bayonet Nations here are awfully afraid of each other. Singular pumps. Very tall. Long, crooked, iron handle. Beach to Um ground. Tobacco eboue all run by Government Keep stamps also. Invariable alga orer door "K. K." (King and Kaiser). The Emperor does all Um tobacoo business. Xot much tobacco in their cigars. Washed out Prices of groceries and dry goods always marked oa article ia shop windows. Helps one to leara the language. Can read aad translate as you walk. Cultivated shade trees lay orer any thing in America. Six rows, full grown la some streets, with walks under neath. Fountains, beaches everywhere. Business streets all shaded. aot bare to sua like Broadway or Fifth avenue. Bath houses are stories high. Kvery body here really washes by Um bath aad not by the bed-room washbasin. Xo such place as Vienaa known in Austria. Austrian name, Wmb. ironi Um bit of a river running through it Danube river in rear of city. Tim ber rafts always passing. Miles aad miles of cultivated pine forests ia Austria. Pass through them by rail. Xo underbrush. Trees tall aad straight by teas of thousands. Bmfmlo Jfcua. HARD ON CHARLEY. BMW n Lertag Wife Charley Callboard came home Um other day, aad when he sat dowa with his family at Um table he resented a great stack of something that was piled ap ia a big dkh in Um middle of tbe table. He tasted some of it aad looked frightened. "Is that to eat?" he asked. "Xot for myself or the children," said hk wife, "but it k a favorite dkh of your own, and I thought it would be a pleasant surprise for you." "May I ask what you call thk 'rough oa hungry men,' and what are tbe ingredients?" he asked, severely. trying it again and shuddering. "Why, I haven't analysed it very Meroughly," she said, "but it k com posed largely of grease, I don't know of what kind, but K's very greasy grease; then there are potatoes, some quite raw aad others partially cooked. or at least not wholly raw; there k i large quantity of onions of vary iag degrees of strength; son extremely hard cucumber pkkks; some scraps of pickled beets, very thick and okl; a strange kind of oil, such aa I never studied before outskle of a machine shop, aad a deluge of vinegar, sharpened with certain chemicals; and some ingredients that are new to me. I heard you say a number of times that you didn't want any thing better for a midday lunch than a plate of Kmil Weiaaenbkr's potato salad, aad as you said there wasn't another place in all thk world where they could make it as be does, I sent Thomas down to Um saloon aad got some for you. Itk very cheap, and I'm so glad you like it Hare soma mora, dear?" And people who were passing down Um rirer oa an excursion boat with the band playing just at that Ume, say they beard Charley say "Xo" so plainly that they recognised bk voice. Mrs. Callboard says she married Charley to make a happy home for bim, aad whenever she hears of any thing he likes she k going to get it for him if she and the children hare to go without bread. Jkosrf . smrskfk, m Brookiy Mmffk. 'Frisco's Statue af Liberty. A a aiue of Liberty k to be aa a weak la Sea Fiaaokco by Adolph Sutro, Um mUIkaalre. The ftgure aad pedestal will be lighted by electricity, will be one thousand feet above tba kvel of Um sea. The pedestal will rest oa Um solid rook of Um peak, aad will be over twenty feat high, ckrea feet sonars at the base, aad serea feet square at Um top. Tba principal agure will be that af a wotaaa holding aloft lathe right head the torch of liberty, and ia the outstretched toft bead the sword of justice. At bar feet will be a fgure embkmatical of despotkm, aad will be that of a awa lying on hk shls andelutohing at the sword hem out of me reaoa. umeaya iWrfaaJa Thk knead and bitter world," remarked a gentlemen of Irish extracUeu. "We never BWW .Bowers on a maa's grave wattt after be k 4ml" Hew aUrer sweet ton ruoa by nhrhtM he. Qewe Waahiagtoa Oueaw, you're IMAMNHaaV eumJT toef."- r. oW-

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win aa titled Lea af t9a So iik of firs art father iag ureonredapeir af IMees to card the wool wkha hew af baviag it spaa lata yarn the Pr isiisat a pair of bar awa fair baada.Jadge Father baa jast fresh from a trout-aching teat nheraniia, mcludiag a pair af rubber boots about are feet buur. weat "he ska far trout" Wh what luck he bad Um judge "I'll tell you my friend, trout tally aheap ia Dearer at ST a A GenUemaa Ward Bsucher for adrios oa a 1 told htm he ettaa know anything about buaiaeas, aad began to pour out a stream af witajr Battled, petulantly aitilslmsili "I do wkh you would talk a Httk rammoa arsasgPl aaa fcw'aaamam aaanua' asG uatamBeaaP an aafair adraatage of year miiaiy ; with aa irraslatlbia twiakk la hk eyes. N. J. Mrs. Kendall, the Kelkh says aba baa beea making 9e9,000 per aanum for some years. "I hsgaa aar' " aba says, "at three years of age; now I aaa thirty-eight. I here knowa bitter porerty trouble; but that k la the past, At twenty I waa married to Um seat aad-j bare nothing in thk world that we bare not bought out of lags. I aerer accept worth from aay oeeMehemmwd Bey, a Sultaa of Turkey, baa recenay married to the Sukaa's lady fell ia lore with the years ago. bat as be was poor aad aadkUagukhed, the bUe Sustea weaM. not permit them to be married. Abdul Hanthi, however, waa persuaded to permit Um marriage, aad baviag beea made a pacha, was to represent the Padamah at Cjaeea Victoria's jubilee. Beska TnmmHfL The last relume of the "BihMsthak dor Kireaenvater" (Library af tba Fathers of Um Church) has just beea com pk ted. Thk gbjantte work, which oompriaes seventy-nine volumes, waa' begun in 1069, under the edHorsWp eftV Profs. Raithmayr, of Muaieh, aadTaek bofer, of Sichstart It coatahas tba. principal works of the Latin, Greek aad Syrian fathers af the Church, to gather with biographical eonunentarka enMai e4tJrttnCfteni tfaaG JpasaaMsnml iiGJC aatJ tamaat result of eight yean' constant hhef? on the part of Farther PhL MtmM pata Prase. HUWOWQUB. Ha wonder ikf aay the Yaahssa jxaggerate. We kaow of oaa who oompiaiacd to bkbatobar that the last piece of steak seat aim was so tsngh that bk mother couhl aot abaw tba gravy. Jsefoa (Wee. Boston Baby "Mamma, dear, that geatlsmaa with the long musta the must be front tbe West" Mamma -"Why, pet?" Boston Baby "He la sorade. He tickled me wftbeut iatrnduoed." IVtm Tbaeaa. have ault worrakin' ia the factory. Waa it Mike Dangerous? WeU. he fob! X betore a I bad wormked there taa ; I'd bc'a dead a year age." LiftAa Indian Searaahr. WhoaLeShoBtove. Mi sM Mswet aw jfcfQ antV ear said "fare" to ai blacker than Um ace of the smlk she smok caused her bead to appear as if it bad been eat eff a small strip at Um back af the Tfeftes BijHg$. Mr. Fuffbr (who baa reeentrjr truek H rkh")-"Pete, I am rdng to get you a coachman's livery; whatee) youUdnkofUmtr Fata (who baa beea "hired man" for years) 'Yes, sum, I woubi like k rery much, sum. H weaM dkUngukh aaa from da rest of eWfambly, sab." X4h. Mrs. Boodk (to salssmaa Ja underwear depactmeat) "Have you saw nunto'ladka' Tester Salssmaa wtam tea dollar smlk) Hfo, wa bare ladies' gauae reah 'eat. taaar aha aaawered as she belted for Um door, hk disahsrge the sakemaa bat is ill ii t mat to try to sell dry goods aad aaw oate taa baaaaa race at the saaae amm Aa slilwly a young JT nafHaur stag 1 aar, m It to her Year sseee at lees weam I Ta Uds he received the out of bha:

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