Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 29, Number 45, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 August 1887 — Page 2

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et m,m,m ere im Te - i of etWordscreBas fTemMfcJM,

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; ijmm liit fraat imaertod prh,imwM to Me.W,Ml

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to MM tone to MM. vtlitiat tlt.tW,-

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, weieed et M.MAM. Tkkteade-

ka ef avMaameaa. tot teetotal Telee

to petes at & per flat. Utah ad etohtr-esTeo fjeea at eeJek-

mm to addtttoa to tto ikm Oeei-Tto M HkOm kto f eeel to MM, eacsesive ef me eeaawucd otttomteM waa MT,t,Mf short tons, email at tHT,ltt,TM atttomiaca. TWeamr to dirnto late rcaaefiTaefa marteno. M.M,IW toea, Turned at Ml, MKtte; all other (Mk toetdi totoai-

aaaa, arira eaal, lalta sad mb

HIrad. W,Mfs7M atort toaa, Tftteaa at

Ito total aradacttoa, iadaitof eatUary . . i .a.u

aiaaiania. wm: m aaaaj i? aaia aito, M.MMM atort tot; aU attoraaato, mmjMatorttoaa, aMktoctto total aa-

aatoto araiaattoa t aU om to tto

ltft.Mt.4M akart toaa. T-

al aa faUawa: Aathndto, fM,llt,lM; ttoitoiai, M1.4IUMW; total ratoa. Mti,t,m Tto total a4Mtoof aUkteda f aaalatowaaaatiiataaCWMC aaart toaa, aaaifarad wttfc W. tot a ms la Tatoalaaai Tto total acoaacUaa wa t;mw tantN f4f caltoM aaak, af irMMi tto Ftonariraaia aad Jtotr Tack Aaatoandaaad MlIMIMI torreia. Tto

. . m aut 0 a

M aa wraga at b,

valaa af tto Ten ylTnt

Tto pradacttoa akawtd aa toeraai tat

tMMM tortato 4W iaa frmcwm

ttto

' - - - &

Stoaira Of. T.) rraaWaat

ftea of tto hirHaotoi to Tto 9c Iato ia mrtotod ia Motkr toM. If it

sat aaaka XwUM MM aw hk

of thtauatr it wftl W to-

tkarara aat jaliit to taa antt-

marr toaiwca of aaaa.

lb Terk TUum: Ttora mmm to to

trr racanUac fraaidiat OarataaA'a

Uttor atoattaiBf ta St Loato Sarttatfea.

It to eranrwaera neagaM aa aiftad. satrtofie xi aaaalr. aad it k ri-

tW k will ratoa aiat ia tacaati

BMtkw af ta paopfo. IWia Jimermi: Ta

tinMt fraaa taa aaaatator. It atrik

tto miaitoaiaxal banuciaa af ta G. Aj tto eoaraawaat warto f tto

raifeal prt a atolwart Daaaoeratic Hck taat aukkaa ttoi toryat wwywara arr proaiiaaat totort ta paaKe. Mr. CliTelaaA'a acaWm if rnaat toartflr iartoMakia Inmrv: It to i tto

toraie uliiaw of tto war wfea

tiataf acctioaaad xaea. Wt taa prii-

wto topa to ton a pasaj. - - aL

JTattowl atoctwa aaj. Ttoj

tto peaplt

Xartii aad Soata -aat pacaa4fctoraitT. Mtmraal fcatrad. Ttotoe aaa af GaKrsaarc atoaU to takaa to) toartajMMia. DctrMt fcwmaJ Taa tottoc to asaa ly, frank aa4 eaaragaaaa. kocatto ariac a biak to the faeaa of tkc bm waa aan4 to iaaaH aiat, aa tto prabaaiUttoa are that tfca? wffl aalr obackk at toriaf; "acaraAkiat awaj.M Tto totter wttl atraagtbaa atom witk tto mm of tto aooala. It ia aa ap-

taelr seaacot

. m

Tto raa feoNac

aUtoaiac tfeoafa Gaocfto. l-.--.fai. MHmt Mr. atowar-fr

tto crartaat atat ia ' a Aoiian aar waok for a faaally

at GaMjaaarje or a tog

a aMroa to mm raau tto Xariaaal oatort

. Taa

for Lfctto

OU

m af aio to-aay aataoy

aM

Tto

dnifr lacBiatar oa tto foid of

tntorr JaMr JL laaa.

W to ato eaaao of faUowakia

tto toUt of tto far of froaaoam. toM ta

ttok- atory of tto oaraaf.

of tto aaaaa oaatoaa of

tto IWiiaat of tto UaMadgtatol

ia ttoae worda: "Wall ttoac wao

toavat ui who tore so attKatofer-

rirc lead ia tto

yaikMW what ttoy ar fto.. ttor act Mto Moaltty a

n. aw ifil WoU. I atoakl aar

ao! Do yoa kar warn thto faiattx hm arowW. wato4 ai riraa away to tto rolUMluia tto laat tooath?" i kaow that wa htra tooa totj

.aUaaatatoaatokktoCtor

I awMk. aad tto rturwfc

. Bawaar, yott aw a vary aoar

mi duAHa aL Aad aTry HrK waaaaar Tat, Ooor." . ,m .1 i mi ant aoimK

yoa to shirk Um roajKmaiWtHtoa of a

wtto aat tolp-iMOM. rra cow - for tto laat taroo daya im4 atowa jroa that taio hoaao oaa to nu with half tto treaUo and axpaata yo hat toaa to.

aadaowltwrm itoror vTa tafek y oa will aeeapt tto lotooa. t ju t Mvr to tko Ullo ftrwara

taat it Wat almoot aivoa 4ollr for tto tarn days, aad wo arc kaMla mow of tto ataffyat tor a fall rift to aoata arpaaa $jm. Drift Fr Frm.

PfXPMOHAi. AMD LITERARY.

ttoothorahiro4rirl wHh ttodyapap-

U. I aat ao tototr. aw i pram .VU utriMr'

at I havoa't ordered nay tklaf

axtra, aad Trm triad to to rory oaroful War aUu."

Mr. Bowaor. k'o yoar poor toiylar. .mJ uaiu aamaaraaaoat Tea don't

kaow aay woro about maaiag a ho

MASCULINE DUES

I (HW WJ " . - t ways of paaea, tm x .4 wir a atoaatboat

hear wictod appoar tao traaae m aac- . tkr rroaara are tiooal hto aad tto totrayl of patriot dH m tii j woil t st aB4 it. aaatiataaL" To taoaa Totoraaa tto j T j do all tk toyiaf ataaiBraato aodfeatioa apaoeh of Praai- 1 gXTm tto eook oc.lers to toll doat Iiaeola fad a haratoaioaa ro-! ww.fc-WMitod. a4 next auM

wiB-

Hare-

fraiaia ttotottorof rraeidaat Utore-

aoaraadetto paaty angaao

TMrottoeook oc.lers to tall hint

wkitt aa waa tod, ami next atoraisr

If r. Bowser eatornl apoa hie datie.

n., a- uuvkua k made wa a

- I ttooc who tratoaetioalhto.,, ' luJhol potxt from a peddler in

POLITICAL RLtoTFIANISM.

TtoxoaeoawhT tto Protideat of tto

TaatodStatosiaaotroiaf to TtoH St

aa to origiaauy tateaaea fo

eortaia orraaHattoaa w a

roatora Statoa waioh aeaaaaa to far tto T4teraae of tto amy airaa aawilliacaoai to iaoetre aiat

a amMt to iaeaK aad aoraaaa to

attack torn tf ao appoarea waca. is tto fret tiate ia tto hiotory of tto ? 1lm i

Praaidoat has toea debarred fraam viaitr tV If aWr W raa

aoaof ttohoatilityaf ttopeopto.' Itiij a airaifeaat aad a aeelaactoiy faot

that tto diatoyal oxproeotooa whih" tore broarht atoat taia aewffiatMc toaclaaiaa tore eataaated froea atoa .

arroradac ataeh patriettoat to ttoas- J sorro aad atoaaMaf to speak for sol- j diers of tto Uatoa. i

For parpoMS of Metone aoearaey M

iy be wort watto to reeaa we mc i

laaaW ao to tato taec im

mM ik Vamm. Ha rare one dol

W aad toa eoate. aad told tto man

where to carry them. Whoa he eawe boom to dinaor the eoek had to tell hiat: ' I pt that toatol of poUtoea into three peeks, aad the eat ap the whole lotto rot rood one eneagh for din-

peal ta their feaereek;

fair pUy; aad a

appeak to that

, aad Tlfc-T.laeM This

oata aa iacroaae ec wo per

erer laat year. Tto laoreaie ta

i waa sltxkuy areawr oa m

t: taore wao aosae fauwrea:

watoodartaraaartef tto year.

T.MtMt torrete aC Ml aoaada oaek, ta

MM, to TfMT.ME aarrola in MM. Tto total Tetaeie MMwae RmMiead ta MM

arrtae weather crop aattetta, far tto

week eeatog Jaiy m, ropena mm mm tiejanriliri far the week toe toea aaraaalar attrbtty eeotor aeoaliatto ew adaai ftotoo. Payer Laao ragtoa, aod M Mtaeeen Teller; atoewkero it aa toea wwei tto taata ateeee ei reartof heat 4 dog. daily to tto Middle At ulau. fctia. ta a dee. or aero ta tto

OWo Taller. Ttoao ktra toaaoratorea

jaatioe

this eoaatrr

aaotiaaaatieiTaia.

CUeago Mmilz It atoat to adatktod Waa wm waat to to fair that hk totter wkadrmwiaf hie septaao

of the iaritaAtoa to a aaaajy, atnuracfarward dacaieat Sooaer Am to a dtotwMaf ototooett at that rattoriar ho ahemat to roaaaia away freat It, aad if to tolierad that hie prowae woM ia aay way eoatrihateto dtosord aad the eraatiaf of bad feeMaa; it waa majdyia Mat to do what to did do; aad todidhiaa ataaaor that kaToa little, if aay. froaiad for jat critieieaa. Detroit Frmt Frm: Tto totter of

Pmaideat Ckrolaad. aaaoaaeiar hit

dotonaiaatioa aot to tSoH St. Leaie at the tiate of tto Graad Anay oaeaatameLMfraakaa4exptick, as all his pohiic attoraaeoa haro beeav Be loaToeMrooafordoaatia the miad of the atayor of St. Loom or tho pahHc iad at tohto thoroorhcoatprotoaeioa af the eetowOoa aad the eaaracter of

tto attack which hat toea toade hiat aad ewoa the Praaideatial

He pate hto decfiaattoa apoa that are iaoentrorertiete aad

ThefrstthiartoooaM up froaa tto rroeery wat a oeaeia;anoat of toa oane of paoapkia. Thie waa follewod by fty pod of eTpotod applea and ae haadred doaeex elethoe-piaa. As xoihiafc farther appeared the eook hoiied eonte potateoa. made a pumpkin pie aaol Mewed Mae of tto apples. When we woat oat to dinner Mr. Bowaor looked around ia attoakhtent. What dooa this awaal" to f atlly Why, H's aMyoo: sent." Be conkla't raiasay that, aad by mad by to explained that ho had saved

fallr a dollar and a half on his pnr-

chaeea by baying ia saeh quantitioji. Tool paid tea cento per eanfer "jaamlJa. whfle I got tto lot for ienau' he went & "Thirty eenta iea't ao amok, bat it ia aa good to me ae to tto grocer." MToe, bat I boaght aboat oae en a month. Tom haTO oaoafh here to last aa three years."

Won 1 sores rty ceaio w i r"

r 3 t M V.

a reatMoa thie fall ia St Loan, as the ooeaeioa proatieea totoaoUbtol oae. naoay citiaeaa cooeeired the Hoa j of mrkiag the Preatdeat to to there at I

thesoeae tkae, aad a graeofal teaoer of the dry's hoepitattties boiag atade.

ta propo w -Ji . n4.

ST- wto tol VoOto te ed jaet two po. ia Des Moiaoi, who hare tooa Prof 1 4. 1m tto- Mr. Bowser. At

far a G. A. K. charter to uk aerueet V. u : ,

aaa iaa4-

tricks which a akaWrotoat

ical aaiad ooaM coaceiTe of, forata-i fated a proteot aad aaaeaaced that if the Fie aid eat were to he at the reaakm ther aad other Iowa Toteraaa

woahi refase to atareh paet hiat aad woeJd iaeak hiat oa sight. Seate other profeaeioaal Tetoraaa ia Kaaoae followed amk aad sot all tto eaatp followers aad boaatr jaaipers ia tto eoaatry to threateeiar what ttoj woaid aad t

woaldaotdoif.at a reaatoa popatar-, It sappeeed to to of tto naoot loyal aad Tatorooa atea ia the eoaatry, the Preei- ,

deat of that eoaatry. to whoat ail ewe attertoaee, shoe! be preeeat. Xo oae who ia acaaatatod with tto raal Totonae of the Uaioa anaioi

that rate yea tore laid ia a snppJy tor

twe years." There was a look -of terror in h erea, and he dared not proceed to

clothe-pins nor say a word about the potatee. I went dewa with hiat the next awrnfag, aad as we halted in froat of a grocery to called oat: Say, Green, a roaet for dinner two oaarto of sirawWriea and yH aay. a heed of eabhage." Whoa we had driren away he natd to

Jaeaary 1 tto tomaeratare for tto

MaaAever tto eara

dtotrtoto of tto OaleYaltoy

irLwaoretto nm dotty oa-

of beat toa tooa from eec to two de-

wee, the nuaiau aaa

to eaeeae oror Hew Sartoad, taa

of tto Seem Atfeatto aad Jfaat ffalf Ulr 1r. r- weMaa ta the rreator aart of j

to, The eaeeee of ratafen aaa taraetf ta aoeere taaaaor ttorma, w . a.

Mr ia roaaeriTaaat aaa marj-

irmtoawataera MieUaiaa toa toea fa-

eyaallgat aaesae. tto owe oae

4 Tattoya raoon ier one wow ratatoo, Taryiar f rat eae-mtrd

atnirf "" " defetoetos of ratofaU yet emata. aattar to toajtoetoe or

ililn ir aaa etoodttf toot akeaeetaoath;at to tto laoaaedtao diMaliniy aaa i

earn aaed tto rota to-daf fxeatotol. iPamt mo htow toataoretorea toad to iffoaomr amtore me ajrowwc aera, yet

Utica (HI X.) Otoeraarr Think of the PrtoidcBt of the United Utatos, the ehoeea chief aaagietrate of sixty

nMlHoae of people tto eoaaaader4aehief of the army aad Bary, the doiy Mietod aaeeoaoer of Wahingtee, Jeatorsea. Jaekaoa. Lincoln aad Great think of him. we aay. toiag compelled for the preset-ration of the iirmHv af hk eelce. to write each a

letter. It ia a reproach to the America aeme aad a baraiag eaograee to the parcel of laoaado that iatorfered U hta ertoAce of the hoetotolity

of a free aad goaeroas dty. Tet what riatmtadd eittoen wooid hare had Zm . -liar

toe rroatdsat parsoje a

ia the Kght of recoat Ualeasweare mach i

that ht the fret tsme ke the days of peawltoaalWdoat waa deterred m o - aar

from ceter where he

to

hi aat to aeodfet from

to

af

vmtlvVaTpft fcfc JwMrtna

for a mwate what sort of a

receptee the Proxideat weald receire at their bead m St Leais or elsewhere, hat aader the ckcawatoaees it ia prohabir a wk more oa Mr. Oereked's part to reenaia away from a gatheriag which, plainly oaoagh. to to he domiaated more or lee by a lot of Tictoae btotaerskHea who recogakto M -M 1 kurtor than aartT. The

Tairarbtoekgaard ia Iowa adkaa4n m domht to rratmed at the) I

. m a m. l..a I

jacceat at taetr Aa-Kix anw, w the Fre4eote refaeal to attead the re Jo wHl eaaee the Tat majority of the old settier regret aad shame. V the incident shall toad, ae it shooW, to the pargiag of the G. A. aV of ta recktoea villains who aesame ia aom States to apeak for it it will not to wkhowt raise- The Preeideat has

hie doty. M bow romatas for ta

honorable me m ta

Grand Army to do theirs. The pabH at targe watt aot he toag kt diaaseociat. far ia their miads tto graad army

which vat dewa me.retolHoa

thoGraad Army wheat

aotoa aad latter day Cepferheade of Itas Ifoiaos and Tepeka. Cfo

ENItMCS OF PCACC.

.em.-AtMMtore

mww nm W

foaaaat leamaamt eaa ffotoaa, wtt awe aa.waai of Bet, are atottot oa tto fttoa. i5m y4ayeeiTi!tTs

eo me tooka of Mtaora freer. TtoMatoht kerne atMWae's Faao tos I.il uimim'-t. onto of aatoaoer liiau Hit" AM moose j

Tto "peley" shrieks of IMtle Goaaral Tattle aael tto "seldior for rer-

emae oaly" oaaap followers of the goae oa party, who here see more terries tateakg the creak of the oatrare wi ttoa ttoe erer saw ha the errH

aarttaeyaere

Ther beat the dram

of dieeordand btow the placaisg ffes - , JfL

of secttoaal efhtasrs m Taa. iwr ermmaeagaiaatpeaeekatamoad. aad toMtony-tarkeg peopk ar jrirtor no heed to ttoir peatfleattal broamt. For ttotettoGradArmjef the Eipab let waa mad to samW from idlotto

whoaMamflad to make

of my aotrieto a pettttaal

to farther the laiM in of

Herd th Tom Crowd.

Mt has do what aay teaatctinc aeraea does

when he is invited to a party aad fad mat that his feeaee will to dtotaetefnl I a part of tto family. He has V eUaed the iaTitatto to St. Loafe. The

Tattle crowd eaa hare it aB their owa

way now. for the Fraeefeat of ihe United States tmeaks too mach of the dfgaky of his peeWea to mix with them. We kagia they wHl feel cheap. Tbwt fadred Oerek hy ttoetsard i of the ordmary ewtohhaskltaf; Kepab-

eaa poiittotoa. an ao-fni ae aaemla't stay away from Sc Loak. -1 aaa aot awrrr "f aretey mmH.' - Ifeeeer aahed yea. ah;1" eke aaM.

It k a reach roar for tto patois!.

short fhfiahers. They eaa't moke aay

'Jfet Jwiam (M.J Xeoakr.

i ar ware inet ekrea seooade ia

i front of that grocery. TWd com f dews here aad fool way half a boar togire the same order. Yoa're got ! to be right p aad dowa hasinoae with thee fallows.1' i Whoa we esme to sit down to dinner

we had roast pork tad etrawbemes aad hoikd cabbage. f want to know what thk naeansr .imA afr. Bowser as he snored

Xhkk what yea ordered, dear, j st JU.'t take bat eleven seconds.

Toa didn't specify the sort of row ye wanted, and yea didn't tell the eook whether yo wanted the abbage helled, fried ertotked. Ton arernn-

aiair the kitchen now. yon ttowr He swallowed a few moatbteil. tred hard to ehange ttosahjeet. aad after jc w wMt istathe kitohoa aad

aid to tto gklt , Hannah, I waat sweet cake, torts. totbeit. raeptorrk and hipped . m

noec ier awpj"-!!. Tory wok, sir." ril send ap cTtry thing as I ro

Yes, sir." Abeat mid-aJternoo a grocer's wafadoKrered a poand of kresi a potaad of knaaaon aad a heftoa. WtomMr. Bowaoreame horn totwpar the ook ealkd Mm kite the

- 1 Mid-

Did yMbrksg the baker's broad, kr' -Why, no. I toM yon we'd haT hat bkeaK."

Hat Ft no feoar." -Thea why did n't ye say V -The mmvas always who me. aad

yew didn't any rwsrd. Th lard k aleoeat" I ean't eaip a raw beefsteak, str. They probably mienndiriteod yr IsHTmWpao -And the tartar 1 lhad nethlag to mnk 'em et and

I thk town try we don't make sweet seeflajideinatoti. Where's them raspbtrrioeT' -I-I forrot 'mr'

Kr. Bowser had the heenttemlti aad I

A lar Wko Tktota Tkot Bfr la maetf Waa4d Aaof Mea. Imaet eenfeet that I have giroa very littk themght to th sbdeotef man's drees, bat I cntt say that I think the present styles of gen Heme h's drew are, for the most part, nngraeeftil. the cat being had, and the cotors eold. The aoareet approach t toanty k the anlform'of the Prussia oflicers. Th'w comprises tirht treoeers, a coat oloeely Suing the form and gay colors. The Austrian ofieers sko have a benatifnl uniform. If Ma la thair onlinsxT drees, con

formed to sach an attire ae thk, It j wenld be more agree Wo to those who have to look at them.

As for evening dross, I see a reason why the eonrt dress kneebreeches, silk stocking frilled shirt, diamond hackles aad all the rest of each pnraphoTnalia--shold aot be adopted. It k certainly pictaresane and besHtifal, aad the ebjeetie which has been been made t it en not hold good, wore it kept exclasively for evening wear. It has been contended that th eoart dress is unstated for a work-s-day life. By evening the working; part of the day k over, aad the gentlewna transformed thne from the garb to the bt-tM-Mr. wonld treble hk chanees with

the ladies by making himself that "thing; of boanty." which, according to the poet, is "joy forever." The rmlr triikctioa which I conkl fnd to)

sunk ihinr would be that everr !

bndv wouhl be rettinr warrie!. The j

worst looking and most commonplace of men would be vastly improved by such a coetame, and conld scarcely fail to wears wife, whih those to whom nature had been more reaeroas woald be bored by attentions from Use fair sex worse thaa even poor actor Montagae was. There wao a moventeHt in favor of tna-lreela some rears are, and

ther were adopted to Hme extent at

ereniag aseembiies, bat the orities were too much for them. Englkhttten dross bettor thaa Americans, because they drees more suitably. An Englishman has hk morning coat, his afternoon coat, and hk evening cont, and of conr.e his ther lottos to correspond. For other occasions he has appropriate eotuie, as. for instance, the .oarlet coat for the hunting field, the Norfolk jacket for oonntry wear and bonUng. ami the tennis suit. fCnV.MMLts are verv urlv. and frock-

coats are not much better, but I suppose the ordinary business suit k as well-fitted for the we that an ordinary man makes of it in the business day ae

any other that aould be devieeL it M the evening: dress of conventional Mack that I find so unneoeessarily revolting. Whv a man. when he arrays himself for a. festive occasion, should want to look as much like hk butkr or his undertaker, as pewibk, to put my comprehensioa. Why. a group of gentkmen nt a ceremonious evening gathering are as muck alike as a rew of crowst At evening parties they now wear a sort of sack dress-coat, whkk k tolerat hk. and white waistcoats are beginning

to be seen again. This ts a sugnt improvemenU we WJ Jet mn attired in such a way that the dress shall "proclaim the man. " It k sometimes asked what k the difference between a well-dressed gentleman and a dude. It seems to me U a mvoholoeical aids to

this oueetion. What influence does dress have upon two different kinds ei men The dude k part of hk dress, while tto drees to part of the gentle

man, laat IS, tae genucaiMi t eaay, nneeneeioeie of hk cjothing-domi-nates it, in fact. We all remember the answer to Dundreary's conundrum that the dog waggled" hk tail because th dog wm stronger than tto tail. Otherwise the tail would waggle tto dor. It k samethinr the same with dress.

A gentleman wears good ekrthes naturally, while, te giro the df nHkm of Herr Teufekdrockh, a dude -k a elothos-weariar ma, a man whose

trade, oflce aad existence consist in the wearing of clothes. Every faculty of hksoul, spirit, pulse and perse k herekolly eoneeAated to this on ohkat, the weering of etethee wkely and well; so that, as ethers drees to live, he Hves te dross. .Per Wseekr, en

Wototer's i

of over M,00,0

K. Sims H sold to have

aontri bated to the ooluwas of aimMt every kuportoat periodkei ia KaAudubon's original and finely haad-eohred illuotratod work sold in folio at oae tfcmsaud dollnrs a volume, aad k now rare and valuable. A fresh mam uteri pt of tto Imitation, of Christ" has bee found ia the Cologne City Library. It k a Low German translation kt verse the oldest translation of the book yet known, aad gives tto date 14S4 as the origin of

see ' iNHVMim.

Leak XIV., traveling, met a priest

rkUnr la rreat haeto. Ordering hint

to stop, the King excitedly inquired: - ... a ait ee

Whence r whitherf tor wnatr - tie

answered: "Burgee Park a bene-

fiee." "You shall have it," said the monarch, delighted with hk eoneke-

Arthur Bacon, one of the proprie

tors of the Ship Hotel, Brighton, Eng.. whose death k announced, was the very double of Dickens' "Major Bagstock." Many remomber hk dottUk breasted blue frock eont with its invariable buttonhole bouquet; but hk voice, unlike Joey R's hoarse chuckle, 'twas n fl uty treble, earning for him the sobriquet of "Sqnenky Bacon." General Sherman told the cadets at West Feint that advice k the cheap-

est thing going, anu tnat mere was something of the humorous in seeing

skty-four young men about to enter life thinking that they knew all thing.

But there are many lessons taugui here of which the world hears nothing. Erect! Silence!' these are the les

sons that are never taught in our uni-

vers ties." Btrpcr rejf In Park, Oxford County, Me., is a p- of the will of Artemus Ward. Park k the birthplace of Hannibal Hamlin. Artcmas Ward was a compositor on the county paper, the Oxford Oaaerver. Hk will directed that hk bodv be buried at W-.t rfurd, about ten miles from Park. After waking a few bequests he gave the balance of hk property to found a borne for wornout printers, Horace Greeley to to sole . trustee. As there wm bo balaaee the home was never established. TW1m IL asked Bkhe Stilli:i?-

feet how it happened that he preaclied in general without notes, but alw y read the sermons be delivered hi f nj the court. The Bkhop replied that u awe of seeing before him so great m.d wke a Prince made him afraid t tnt himself. "Bat will your Mnk:y.M continued he, permit me to nek you a question? Why do you rend your speeches to Parliament?" "Why, doctor. I'll tell you very candidly. I have asked them so often for money that Fm ashamed to look them in the face.'

Drake's TrmveiUrs' M9tztn. HUMOROUS.

Mji. atowser neve me BeenweevK, at a worked away et the evaporated spates amis rsmaaat af hhennmakk pit.

Cana of Untrained Servants.

Omaha Bride "Dear me, you don't seem to hare the first idea about cook-

lag." Xew Girl "Ton see, ma'am, I haven't any one to show nee." -Why " . . .a. us

I don't know any thing kout iu ton ewght to knew, you said yon had had to years' experkuee." "Ye-, ma'am, hwt I've alters lived with young mar

ried kddies Hk ye an' every one or 'm was as big a dunes as yew af akthini." Omto Wrld.

Summer Boarder "I have beard that eilk tassels grow on your corn? Farmer "Yes, Mks; regular grograin silk it k. toe." Zeweff CKikw. Take a Good Deal Less. at tkU watek for tweatr seUawr' Tke toe4 a tke waaw read. A stare la ! -AtoaayaSWI Why. nitooketH aMeayhwater -Hmrper s Bar. Do you call this a band of picked .u!?,, aaid a hotel manager te

the leader of a summer band. "Ach! dotvos so,Ibickem minesellef," replied the bandmaster. "Well, then, re picked them before they were ripe." ChriUUt Wes. Mrs. Dashaway "I am to be marrkd to-morrow evening, and I want a

fioral bell to hang m tto urawinsroom. Make it just like th two you entm for as many previous weddings." Fkrkt "How woukl a chestnut boll in tea roses answer?" 2s Lady Patient 'Tve got a terribly tired feeling, doctor." Doctor "Fat w e 1

out your tongue." iaey s iioanOk, it ain't her tongue that s tired, doctor." Doctor (sternly) "Sir, your information k superfi uous; I am a married man myself." Murlm ten HatchaaA A MisundersUading "I say. stranger." wbkpered a Western m. who had strayed ia an up-twa theate

whose the play of "Kmeo anu jne was going on. "I can't make bead nor tail ei thk thing. What's the name of tto play, anyhow?" "Borneo and Juliet" "Well, U I'd known that." said the disgusted Westerner, "j wouldn't have eome ia. I understood the feller at the door ta say it was something about Omaha and JolieU -Lsjfc Henry (softly) "Florence, do yon think you ou4d leave your bnppy home aad loving friends aad go into .i.. . with m wnrikr voune mnn

who has ao wealth save hk IHse.? (A pause.) Fm waiting, Florne. Florence (tenderly) "Yes. Henry. 1 think I could." Henry, (with a eigb el rrfkO-'Well, Fm right glad to bear ye say that. You see my friend Je is going West, aad wants t mnrry, ao ril Just mention your ease to him. -Lift. , , M -First Omaha Girl Qml hom trm hee))-MIt was to bad my frtoito

Ckra was net at the "TX to read her essay. It was besutiful y written and she hmt a P1) graduatkm dress." JZ GW-"Wht was the tttk l JJ friend's essay?" "These Men.'" "She ought to ton and tot some of the beasts of iJJJ knew what wa think of them. didn't she?" "WoU. ye

uki tofore the cemmencenw -

Tj .iru .MMief them." -

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