Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 27, Number 42, Jasper, Dubois County, 7 August 1885 — Page 8

TlitilStMlMlmiHff f CeHoral Grant.

The Mmlertaker who is rmbalmin GruntV body tell me that the body will Kivy be it Is how, and that tim

will oly dry it up I some extent. it'Mtr4ys tt ertrv wek,at nf re en

h better einoHlmed, ms ke, than my one of the Pharaoh ever wiw, and h thousand year frem haw iu feelere will be Hint of Grant. "How is the embalming done?' I a?ked 11 V the new prwpfts," wa the reply. "The Mood is all H4tti ped out ef the liody tbioturh h hole marie in tin? hip, and then an enibtlmiiije itnld is infected natil the body is saturated wiih it, Ihe ttHm

stoca through ihp exhansted veins ruiI ; . . cipilhrie and thim permeates ovrvlrr"KuiV1wHe,TrMt.pe1of Tiber of tl.e body. It takes time, how- Tp., l)nboi8 county, Ind.,

niui-ii dailv. The bodv will take ur -i. . .? n : "I'iL. n,,i. crt .iV. .i . i5, V .... Bi.ni.. ed'at Grant's iImIIi. and hive how almnitdnne. We will work to-morrow and Tuesday probably. The job i jtfwg on well, and the promts will be a com plete eucces." A Good Daughter. 'Look bflre, MatiUla," fid an Austin lady to the colored cook ; "you sleep right clo to the chicken house, and you must h&vo hfisrd those thieves stealinp the chickens." "Yes, mara, I heard the chickens holler, and I hcerd the voice oh de men." "Why didn't you eo out, then?" "Case, mam," burstinsr into tear?, "I knowed ray old fodder was out there. and I wouldn't hah him know thwt 1 d Inst confidence in him for all the chick ens he could steal iu a whole yeah." l&irtings. Unfitted, for the Bus is ess. Kir Tork Sua, "That hoy of yours U not adapted for the undertaking hudiie$V' explained the undertaker to the boy's father, who inquired why he. had been discharged. "What"? h tronble with him?" "Ho ha-n't a realizing sense or what is dne the afflicted. Day before yesterday .Mrs. ti. buried ner fourth husband. I fiont the boy up to learn at what hour she wished the ceremony to take place. I and nc askwt ner what her regular time of day was for burying husbands. I expect to lose her trade entirely. Ho Did Write Poetry. Phrenologist -Your bump of imagination is abnormally large, sir. You fchould write poetry. Citizen I do write poetry. Onlv ves ten ay I took a poem to an editor, and wu.,, u ,c cfjuK w uere ue h,tme- Don't bear on so hard. An excellent and simple disinfectant for sinks and waste pipes is made bvl mixing one barge tablespoonful of cop-" i;rj nun umb quart 01 ooiung waicr. This folutioii H odorless, and deodorizes instantly. The copperas may be bought ot any druggist for eight or tea ceuts per pound. in A Wahinsrton corre?nondcnt tele graphed July 21; "Congre-i-man Kleiner, of Evansville. who has been here ome tune, sayp he has succeeded in hay-, ing nearly all the Republican fourth class postmasters in his district super ecdeu by Democrats, and will make a clean sweep befoie be leaves here." Ufe lemons freely in hot weather. They will be found not only palatable, but promotive te health. Do not eat them raw, as it were, or the acid may destroy the lining f the stomach, but whea the juice is diluted with water there is uo danger froej the source. "One Higk Jene aad Fizaeol&gy" was a North Carolina school-leacher's reauisir.. . t . i i i t iun ! anew manual jusi pauiibueo uy the state. Women outnumber men in the cbsrch two to one. In prisons men outnumber women fifty to one This huI proportion tells its own Mory. The Roman Ctlholie Cathedral in the city of Mexico is said lo be the finest church building on the coittinenU Cicn. Wa&hii:loti wm a arshl of France the only American who ever' enjoyed tlmt high honor. An Iewrt woimmi 1ms brought twentyfteven alaiider suite against a sewing circle. i nc io) rounu 01 i tic ladder h an imwpinary one; no man ever reached it yet. i NEW SHOE SHOP! KM. i " . . . ANDREW SCHERER, FIFTH STREET, OmiSJTRTIlltTO. kacco housi:. JASPER, IND rrJi.ltb In services t the pHblic;

- ' waiiiuig nii,t.cla.Hi li0Mie.in.idn IxkUS pntl Bhot's, He will make any pU le de-' wred promptly, nnd at rensoimble prices R'k luipei by havinr gool workmen '! jffMjil material to receive a likisl Hmro of -Mitronnge. M'AIKtN(i W1M. AtfT IKTuvXttVi ATTKMr.t 10. I III lISS WANTKll.I wilUI7pVy the butt price for drv or khm ii hidi., 1 AS'rtfiKWtscilEUBK Aug. 22d, lsSi-K.

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Ire's iiailicc. vpIIK HmW&it'ned, Trntee of B1m I bridge township, Dnhok couatv, will attend te Township eniaa an NYrlh Main street, Japer, m tfcank ntarbers ImHdinje. Tbr Library of said Tawnthta hi kept at the bookstore of Mr. Jacob GtiMiin, wbera nerMws wanting books ch obtain them at any time. Jacob Bwhcjek, Trn4. .TNHeSth. 18S4-1 v. OlMMtbin Vewnnkip TrHtvv7 Awl ice. f Columbia will at tend to Township business at his restf deuce on even Saturday, and person f ewry Saturday, and persons ihav l.. 1 t . . mwHsmp iMiMinex m niHSci re requeued lo present it on that day of lhS..wee ... , , . . i hp iowniisp irary js Kepi ai ine ioffice or the I rnstee, where tho entinetl icau obtain books. R. BURTON. Trti'tee Columbia Tp. Juno 27th. 1854 - ly. JASPER LIVERY AND SALE STABLE ! KUNKEL& ECKSTEIN! TT AVTt iirr fc-t jh Jier Uterr SMt, kaT XX furnish" It lik etwJ :ck. maA r prtpare-i to ttM to a!lc!li noa thtm. WSfoIal attention given to com mercial travelers wishlne: to visit points in the country. AjwH 17. 'S3. tf DRUNKENNESS CURED IN ITS VARIOUS STAGES. Desire for stimulants entirely removed Home treatment- Medicine can be adraini9tred without knowledne of paUeat. by Bjmuiy pjnein? it in coffee, tea or aoy article of food. Cures guaranteed. CI flfl Will RF PAID 1 UU Wll-l- Dt ritU For any cae of drunkest that Golden jbecinc will not cure, uircaiari con tain? testimonials and full particular sent free. Address COLDCN SPECIFIC CO. 13.1 .Knee St., ClHclnnatl, O. How lost, How Restored! Jt idfc'.IJiJ. 4Hln fTr. Calvrrwrir Crlrttt-Mtetl Kay ua Ikr r4lral carr of 5naof rWsor5ilnl WMknt. lnlatrj5iBlfcl lMacy. MeaUl nJ lkjrlej Ine-jmcitj. Ina-ll-mum Jlrnz. Mt.;ii. i,msrjMn. r-rnejwj a4 FH. I4aee4 Wy Seir.ad(ga, r xsal x. IriTigaMe. Ac Tae ce!bfMH Hltor. "a lM 4ilrM ry.rlrlj 4mtntM frai Ikltljr jer" wwhl MMttec, llut the ikrhfMweM' Sf-Afc aisy h rakiily ew4 ; p!imr ml m4i ef ear tmr timrte, ertin, 4 effrMl. ky imm nt wakk ery Mtrrr. tm natter akat hi eaKlofi mmf M. ay esr klBMtlfekeaply. prtreiy mm ratteaiiy. aarTMUctar( MiMk-lata k of erery ywiia m4 trery mun ta t mik. Sent ntirtr w auia eavetoa. 10 bt acaren on re-lt of four etnU. or two pemse aaip. 4mi THE CULVEIWELL MEDICAL CO.. 41 Ann St.. 'evr Terk, X. T.: Part 0tt Eax 4SO. UtceaiW MUl. 1WS ly. Waukesha Qlsnn7 QUMEN OF WJLTMMM. i OaaraeleM MceteaBy Beaerter tonlileleg More aateral ml sand talta. It It per. I tee alj etanelle watar known hi Ue worM vMea lM etrecUy vpoa Um Mcrttoa A taeUrer, Kl4cj,UrlBarf and Qfirattre Organs aad la Ifalen'a aorarcigB Remadj for that Bumarone rfaat of dltaaaea that affikttbebiuaaa tm&f. aytaWMaaataf tHi-atillMaBX Im. Aa a taat we irul aa47o a taople eaM eC mm. qaart eoiUe,af bcttlcd tor tamlly aad thm Me, on me.pt of 1 1.50 aad tbia adtHtkaaaaCa 9r a ltalf barrel far 2, Atom , T. H. BRTAlfT, Box B,WACxawA,Wa. Irivate Liie Tekfkiief Tar mm jtata aSea ami orfMtory.EoMaat&kt. Ka Take platrf BU TUf aaat a liar aadr two MM Maeta. Jnfmnt. rat.KaT.K.'MlaaM. Ctrmtm-tfrr. Atmm Marttatt TelifaaaaOay ARKANSAS Offer Mperlor leeaernweta wMi He aae i tie, aoil, aMgnHkeat tatters, farlfle vratrkM te4 part watcn; wMk teTaral lUtiroadt v -eetiy oompltttd. Farmers, fratt pevara, rtoek dtaltn aad hmbenaea akeaM UtW; fete tkk gpltidW coniBlry. lead mgm& pottofe Manpa far lete raftreai kad towaslilp aap at UVt wHh reWaWc teier aSkeaSLalBa tmt aaantsl MaSBftSSnSaSL AbTbSI aaakaMUkJ I K Sen I tea i

.. W. XENRT WILLIAMS, I la pterkeni tiCfclMBel J e It, -n - Advit tUi n ) . -1 1 i . .

MAKTIK SCMKIKICH, Jr.

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SCHEIRICH, SHULER & Co,,

UNION FLOUR MILLS,

JJLSPER, WE HAVE LATELY ADDED TO IMPROVEMENTS AND PATENT PROCESS

Whkh we EXCHANGE FOR WHEAT where desired, or will FAY THE

HIGHEST CASH PRICE W M Mi slu M Csmitasllj We restectfHllv invite the farmers of mill, and flour and ea), and learn prkea Fk 27; 1885 ly. JOHN F. ALLES.

ALLES BROS., Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of

LATEST STYLES OF Furniture!

Thankfal fr pt fror wr will en4mvr la merit futHrr fHttreHSfc. lrtlelT nttBUea glvt-m to IUUt ocder fr retail ftvalr. W Steam Manufactory on Anderson Street. MeT-Warereems en the Corner of West Sixth and Public Square.

Dnboi- unit, mi -lior: uoticc. when October 5li, 1533.

THE JASPER WAGON AND PLOW

MANUFACTORY ! FELIX LAMPERT, Cor. of Sixth and Clay Sts., Respectfully returns his thanks to the public for their liberal patroaafre heretofore, aad invite a continuance of the Mine. He baa on baad a stock of SPRING "WAGONS, BUGGIES and AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS mf a le to the trade, and !o contiaaes to MANUFACTURE thk CELEBRATED LAMPERT WAGON I

THE BEST VAG02f OX A7HEELS !

hU extMHire Mies of whtcl, iie.iwi;akti:ks fur lie warrantfi every erne f

Rniatsf amy hrelaage mieier rciiMSaiable mmc, ariains; rrnt eJelecliTe tMterial r maatiiactMre.

AGENTS WANTED CALL ON OR ADDRESS

FEOX LLHPERX, Jasper, lad. December S2d, 1BS2.

TUTT'S YEARS IN USE. Tke tniawt Beaiaal Triaaya ef tae Afl SYMPTOMS OP A TORPID LIVER. Jjtm afaaaatHc, Bewt:l traailva. Fata Im cha haaaf with a 4a II acaaatWa la ita kiaafc mm. Fala aaaWr tke aktaalaarMalt, Fallat attar aauiac, Hk aaaaaartlaa Haa ta exartlaa mf Ut4r arariatf. InltaeiWty aC ta aetr, Mwaetttca,anHagaflMtTtoaaaalaatee m 4 Wtarta , Ptealaaa, Vtaiiarlac at I art aVem aeearetaa ayaa. i amr tfca Make era. K.aatlai Steal artui. Biaklr catarad CHae, i COWSTIPATIOW. TrrT-PZUUaraaparWU-Ta4pt4 it - n r;- OsffeyjlBC iu to aatoctoh Vbm Wgarftr. -MaWVSkTiaMt raa at vl Eytatw Taaaa ibm aai Obat Im or Ocomt Blaok toy a iat ap att UTI. k iafnaBaaa ImUilinrnailT SaM br SMNva2eR9tafffiayWU New Yerki lata- ISSJ ly FREE! RELIABLE SELF-CURE BSJK a ftTnt mKmM aa4 crural A ftrrrlt rtpsertrtlpa ot a of UM 04 aa4 wacrfal t.alltii la taw n. a. JttS)C JtfCV HftMiesSa'i, K sssVM4MMV ft A ft JaftftSfy aft(w tepUlna4mHtVOT.lnMMeaaailK.

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MICHAKL M7MRIKICM. INDIANA. OUR MACHINERY SEVERAL NEW NOW MAKE THE BEST ROLLER FLOUR, FOR GUOD WHEAT. cs hsi U ftr fa, Southern Indiana to call and exawrae our of grain they have to fell.

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SCHEIRICH, SHULER & Co.

JACOB ALLES. I We have on hand constantly an aort

nient of COFFINS asi BURIAL ROBES, and bavinjr iurchasel a line HEARSE will

attend funerals -with it ia say part of

desired. ALLES BROTHERS, JasrER, Isd. b&re brought Jtper i.to sotic. as extra good wmmh. tUre TfnH t'mr iie wear. B.iBKaS'iSa&C hawaiMt iiiiiif nfnTlm wfa Mfatam li M aat jisJwl Pvsstm4bv TwsisiiA CaVI ntss sss Hst sC WataUMMTr-dl7l wiif ittwaliiaatkf aat. Tm ai HBiBa a kaBtaH sauaBkU aMJ eiMaW aWkBnNiiiiK.SBi aw i vtbb anrnai ma aaajyar aaVBna?BB aaaaaai aaawar BaaBaaaBaB JMrmto. r. L. UUKC hl a4 Tj llln t ta JJI trt a.a r. tswitn.yr Uiri uutajaik -m, c la I. mmcii JtMtj. iMataMlaa ii rK.tnrxxr. OaaXaata. -Twakiaataa. ataXataa. D 1 1 DTUmed naottilMMjiTrweB. a a Aa t'TiniK-rar IT aill aaa tataM. tmit ats ar aaa trtWmm ataetaata m. 44aaat at wrHUt uiatnM iiriani. kataaaaaaf SftwIfJ aSMMfft la 4th Ot AaT''w'SBftt, rttxisik iis-ij.

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A Larf m Assortment

FIRST- OIL.Jft.0fll STOVXft COOKING STOVES ! -" -- -- - . I sMp e Mnr) Ss4ftMT feWT SftaSlft eVf OiBMliMaalUM-rrtUfifuv,, JASPEK IKDIAXA, kellaw-VM'. ImmIwin. mmHmn. Mm.i mUm m rre4 variety mt pli mt all kla4 Hi HM 11m t kwlMM, wklaa wHI ka hM m k LOWEST CASH PRICES. Saautlnc. CumrtM. Reeflfieran4 Jm Werk iKeflMtfy anamtee te. Ctl im examhna steefc ami arleaa. JOSEPH TROXLER! AND Harness Maker! AT HIS OLD STAX D fro aew steady, ready te attend t tke erdera cim towers. Doa't forget tee plaee. East Site if Public Squriv JASPER, INDIANA. WHEN YOU WANT 6000 W01U REASONAME PRICES. JOSEPH TROXLER. Oct. la. lAS tf. JASPER MACHINE SHOP! BaWEL F. J. WIllEB, ftsti ietw. mm aow araar4 ta an kafaag. raar Maaf. afK a ka4 f Macktocrr. aMMkTlaa rafale tec ar max b yetxM a araciAiiii' I am atoa artaaraS a raaakr TMKSeI!fa XaCIIXH, SBFAatAVaHeV KKArCKS aav Xaay hnaara ktvt laM uUa Baaaan aa4 afaata a vara , watM, mi m HHta cxaM. I aaa saw MAKE AS GOOD AS KEW. kaap aaaaaaaily aa kaaaa TITM aad FIT 11 FITTINGS aT vaHaaa him. wfelae I aa araara4 ta fit aa tfaalfatf. I wHI alaa rar4 LEATHER and RUBBER BELTIK or axt MMBta hzr. ea taew mm. Shaa at Kyakler'a . Cam Mewtan aftel 7h la"aWlMaa New Family Grocery! Cerner ef I Oth aMl Newtan Street Oomplttto Stock ! cwTBRiBsrr to veant iih'h i A. J. 9IVaaEatlllAIlV. 8m tf4 U kk a koa. . .Im4 af At tat aaaHty af Family Groceries, of A if Kikss, H mm M a Ckfa. at MT. mA ImUm U . ..mUm WtKty. kt kaf u rartftt a larirt aatreaaa fraai kto !rkWi. Mt kat. !, at Ut MBie taarlfftal JASPER BOOK STORK. A,rJTll!li,LlwH H 4-i ecnoer. iw i m an awaa. aaa Ml er rtffgt aat aiM)Uaa a-ark. t aklek k iavhM tkt aHla af tkt aakMt. Aba KICK WALL FAME. Im afaaJ aa-rlaW t e. . a. a. . v . ..a. aa4MC0KATkf aa4 rAIRTnca a re(ftHf. PICTURE FRAMUfC reiatlr atta4rd t, aad MtaWaaa aad Um tat THitty aa kaa!. Dc U. IMt-tf. THE OLD RELIABLE Spring Seat SADDLE THE BEST SADDLE ARB HSS SHOP! KerifcNetnSt., - JASPCft.KtS ALWATO rraa tk vtfy tUttt m tl katt MjltHi atRAKXRaa aan ABUU. Tktakfal fr rt 1mii I Kfr aaJ im rif imrH farUrHratikl, ata. rsrHtvlar ailfattMi ttrtn ta atUT MI5A. al a aand Hack af mutt rial kirvt-.,Hc.'H-iT JGTHN TROXLCR.

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