Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 27, Number 28, Jasper, Dubois County, 1 May 1885 — Page 7
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DECADENCE OF THE 1ANQ. A Wktl RWMr RIMl Wik tO-daT from wwwly wiW that nortfiwnrd Ur, I'm pawled quite awl waai :mhri U-at Upeh tWeUear rW latest Mtat't. v- u.uA Mar. wko vetenlar
'mi4 oMt frm 'naath a wiona array Al Telle rimI 1'et, who tl.atoh or jet Are inaUilieu in r vtHrt-lxMiket yirt; Awl MMm, e'en, who smiled iwrene Jh f roHtfcpleo or frravkia. himh. Jlave et aIUe t"lr hirsute pride, And Uow their fereaeae htU or wide, Kwhew corkscrews and "Montagu as,", AihI Imnrtollae ho longer urn, Hor "SaratofM," lornr In voifue as l'aelnatore, real or bous. "Fer "pompadour," the great furore, Jakea iiialdn and matron by the Mora, And In a trlue tis-'Tata and mice,' And trugaoanth descends In ptlua. For lmlirlBir brows without a frowae And all the Intel craw allows. And o'er a roll locks blond or opal Are coaxed to lake a backward utrolL With no dlMruliw above the eyes, "Where wit stippoMtttloun ll. A difference we .can plainly see 'Twlxt tweedledum and twoedle-dee. Not soalp-olose clips nor shaven lips, Nor six nlKhU frlwo with rvnVer-chlp. Can alter so the youthful beau As tuee dear maids I used to know. T pass, alas! mv best frlrl by. Nor note the llKhtnliift In her eye; My ulster, too, I hardly knew "With so muoh Intellect In view. V. Mian' tiail. thfn lfttlMt fad
To which the s reas 9mn run mail. When K'rl cowtHtmoe to "show sense." r There's much to pay In consequence.
lUOt
mediately gave tip her ruiad to
nortatit problem, wnetiier anu
INDIANA Kh ".n,w. iwpenencie
Of postpone It. lHUSnillWJl.
It was 1 tuts iranie 01 mum wav TrlPiaj went to the rreat ball at the
Itussan Embassy. As she nestled
amonw her furs in the dim. luxurious
warmth of her carriage, her miad was
rtmn nir nt rlv unon t lfl various mriiw
of holf-doetruetfon which had been made
famous by celebrated persons at diner
ant status of th world' history, and
sliu could unci none insiwsrBHB I lv attraotivH or remarkable to please
v . . ... . ..... .
her. "uoou noavonsi ' hb wuhiiu Ibnrsnir. with a little shudder whloh evn
'" i.i
the warmth oi nar mirrouuumzs cuuiu
nnt ruMi-HCa ia it ill)IH8tilblU lO Oe
j- -
lUttinh. I'vnn in that?" auu sho gave
i little "be fitcpoed out of her
oavr nva anu uu ihu AiuimBj
Tlie tliouglit was sun on nr luum crufbif tln lfiast suireiition of a frown
upon nor uxcpusiwa jsn ' "a entered Uio groat room and took the
hand of the Arnmuwauress. xnu
of inloroat, of excitement, oi aumira-
tion. whioh as a matter oi eourae at-
tondad upon her entrance cllti not io her any answering thrill of gratification.
She appeared to usion whh m gracious attention to the compl menti udor. She answered with
yjt ... ... ,1
the daintiest little a r of intanuie ooeifance the Old World courtesy of a
white-haired Minlfeter who wouiu nave
been as much at homo as sue ncrseu in
1 kav not forgot m jm,
liar jre were Mx4 e hk 1m returaed W took (Hit
two yean aiae we "aad two years k a
1 " ' i riaeeM'
faoe, bt
atMMlily.
"let it mtMt e mat," ike relied;
MHtir ilHte. 'Tea, two yeaw k a rary kr Urn," he Mid, half aadly. half aeorwftfliy. .
He waa dee Uotfly ataommtmieauva, thk youac raw, for area the pkaewra of meettBK a friend, ubk for two years, dW not appear to arouee ia him i - r
aav us:re mr wstwwmw
There waa aaotier litue, pmm.
Neither aeemetl embarra4ed, awl yet
the interval was lonjc eoof h to ba
luirruminif. lbea sae SOK WM
'Why dul you leavfe St PeUdsbwrf ? Where kavtt von ln all thk time?"
, . .. rf
He answered Ihe socoau pari in mii queetion: "I have bea ia CoBataaUaonl inoit of tb'e time. I only returned
in 1 j-n il fin a. few ilava aro. aad I am
going awav immediately to the tat again, to l'ersia thk time." "For how long?" There wae a faint toae of weanae renlv. though he strove to make
his voice purposely steady. "Oh! forever, suppose; or, at leaat, wntU 1 am an old man, and of no further -Then perhaps I may come back, a a pension, and write dreary letter to the rimes about the errors of my suc
cessors." And he laughed to prevent
himself from s ghlng.
You have sot answered an my n-
tlnn V ulu tha Princosa. "Whr did rou
inv St PftU.Mbure' fio suddenly? We
auo.u " .
were such very eood frieads. aaa l as
sure vmi I ouite misced ywi.
WW
Tlkskiaa. The feileH
kwm't a peaay ia the worH
Imt from her. or a imT w,
huebami's wiU she Joeee aimoei au er
fortwae M she warrka below fcer owm
rut" Howveryromaw ywao KmgiWHirt. -Koaaaatic.; rapTied L iM; "it k abMmL Have you ot Uaril? the womaa Imm eommitted tui-
oMe." And the speaker movea awaf.
Sukyo." M wo rrmyoae w er-
Mlf,milig. ."Xe. iT!
Me
tholr
Bi o blue or Jet can ne'er coat c nil. -ni.il itinv. mr ni'l?
No er bid us fair, then mock despair. As underneath a bauif of hair. So men will smile, Indulgent, while Tho fair apostln of the st le . n , Now takes tho road with somo such code As-bralnS tn ambuah '"ft
ii is t nJiiaita Klin
ami itniiasMive uuiuinn ui i
patronized a Prince of tho blood royal
was I'vrniHtincriv iranK anu incim-
" " -rf . . .
ly with tho young painter lA-peu, muu knew exactly how much ler fam liarity
meant, but was at once amused and ue
u MBni uteida onoe. aw
Wrt wkmt k worta, aaa l navo
etoag! mywUnL" ylisa
TAKEN HOWE. A. fer OrptMM Crl IWraw l
Oae HighU after she had crept to hez hod of rag, braked ad sore from Old Kaa's daily boatmg, she imd heard the
South Wind softly Wowmg pa
wuuW. ad ahe whkperod:
Oh! Sooth Wiad. have pity oa me: l
am heatoa and worked ami starved'. Be kind to a poor orphaa girl!"
"But I can aot gotten u aa
heart," awered tlie breeae, - w cm.
briug you food."
You take x meiieaee lor
To whom?" "Mv mother ia Heavoa." "What k the meatage?-' "Tell her that my days are f nil of mkery. aad my Bight are kog with sorrow. 1 waat to he with her ia Mmvm."
AMD LITERARY.
Tha whtow of Gnl Cm -t44Im m Wlc deter hUre of her
u .k.isu. oaUed ''BeoU aad
dk." -Mr. McLaoe, tha mtw Miakter to Fraaee, wae m 1W a aohool-hey hi Fri. wUther he aow veea aa the o-
eki repreeatotiT of hk GoveraatoaA. -Amt Chtoa Aafkr, of Pomeroy,
iLmA W am baaurea aaa
O.,
law aayi oa horse
but
lighted bv the envy it arou? ed in others. Yet all tfio while the Princess Barnabas
QO nnt ilftvotm? a smcio gerioui
tbnncrhf tn nnfi of her admirers. Every
'that: vain and foolish llCHtl was
.". T
...,. .,,,1 nnhn tim one oiierv: "onan x
bVUIV.. ut ' , " ,
nnminlt. aiik'ido next wccic, anu n so,
bow?"
it wan wluln in this framo of rmnu,
talkini? to twenty ieoplo and thinking
of (Iinm. that her bncht eyos
i Vfl UUtlU V rBW--l W ' .
wanderinz lijrhtly over me crowueu
room, chanced to fall upon a young
,. .t ,,rnfr.nn(l 1lrilleXllV. OUO Illftll WHO WHS buxiiuiwj;, f."w-.
Ul '.. r . . ' A, v.,' t.- 1 ,1,-n.i from thn uress of the throng, in
could not for the v u u M . was at least
, S...I tl.n mnArtinC r..uv.w.. - .
muKc up ner luum u ...uMu-,w nii ot-a tall, srrave, scu
a t L iwua ir t j
iv a.i.MiUn . lira c 1A11 hi nr i . w
iui.ativit - it
should not commit stnciuo ai uio ciusu
of tho season. It was not very easy for
tho I'rincW many admirers to under
stand whv sho should perturb her mind
.... .
with such a problem at all. out periuro
it she did with that very prooicm
whether wisely or unwisoly.
PRINCESS BARNABAS.
Why She Changed Her Mind and
Did Not Commit Sulolde.
Tho Princess Barnabas was in a stato
urofound oermexity. oho
he said.
tosuy." Hr cvbs were lauehias: sUU,
there was an awoattHl softaeea ia her voice as she asked him: "Way were you
afraid to stay? Surely you were aoi a Nihilist?" . . ,
He besran to speak, and pausea; iaa .
with a determined eliort to keep ts
voice under control, he saul: "i imi at Petersburg because I was fool oaougu
to fall in love with you."
"Thank you for the oompumonu r that fo very foolish?"
"Not for others, peraaps. mm folly, and worse than folly madness. I
never thougnt i sftoum f jo g, 1 did not dream that we thould meet n.niirht. But since chaaoe ha? thrown
us together for the last time, as i leae i furv; aB5 tk ehiW a if
,vl she meant to kill aer.
first birthday reeeatry. A Wkra sbe rode ehrht mike
back to aUoad a meeUag. -Ti odtthar of a aewnpap or rightly uprciate4 aad eatored upoa wth ooace, k a high ami holy prketbooi whow roapoaaibilf tke are as raet m Hi power tor good k far-reahiag.-I tSUnd. . , -(m of tha greatest aetroaeaaioal .Vj. j tka MBkturr. a eatatocae stoaJ-
g with 76,000 stars ia the Soutbera Ifcrnt-pber. baa been keued m LoaooaFhe poraoM were eagaged la the work tor a period of foarteoa years. -Joaosm MSIVer gave a new pe for a copy of a design for lfrwara k the New OrkM Kxpoeition, after beiag sMirai bvtbe artfc, oa grrtag him hisaametor the order that he woukl urefer such a retura to cash. A. ft
Time. At tha reeeat marriage of the Count of Cotoaaa to the daughter ef Boaaaza Maekey. the latter dipped aaosteatatioiady iato the haa of tfee bridegroom a check for If 1,000,000 ea th Maak. of Naples Okoaee Ittftr At the eightieth birthday aaaiversarv of Mr. Bate, at South Abiagtiea,
Ms.. receaUy, bwsevea soaa aaa iaer
-Sleep, child, aad I will bear yom
wkkoeretl tbe wmhI; aad ae
forgot tier Tetcaede- ad, sleepiag. wjTes wre present, thk beiag the tort dreamed of greea valkn saasuokbeau- tinM; for twenty years that they had all t;fl AT3 that she eried out in toaea .u. TW anited ace ef
of jov ami awoke Uia iaa. "llow dare vou" growled the bag; xad she beat the child again ami agaia for her dream.
The aext aight tbe bouto ma wapcred at the window, aad the child ros up ami aked: "Did vou find my mother?" 'Us" loag war to Hearea! answered the wind. "Have patkaee ami cWn jljs. H."
n-w kiW sknt. and ia her dreams
. .
thestxtoea persoae preheat wa egas huadred and Ufty-wx years. I'mL -Mrs. AttgwtaEvaaa Wikoa, the vtXm. baa oae of tbe pkasaateet bomee in .Mobik. Tbe bouse k surrou&ded fey a grove of live oaks aad thicket of eamelHw. the latter being Mrs. Wson's faTorit-; flower. She placee a -kki Mmfltk at her husband's plat at
!,iJ.'t exerx meaL "And hehae aer-
be mivs, "beea without a ftower at
she sat beneath green tree ami 1 sad j-gof bread is our house siaee toue. sweet musk : that OUi Naa w J rrM. sow aixteea yeara
..-U'-l.; Tmrralor rrcd tle ftM fcaST I " J
tell you, lor lbe
time, that 1 love
"j -i .-.. ,
t . fHiiininniitrflrnnfi.
nossosseu vounx man, numv,,ii.v 6
lnWiticr to lie called handsome by an
tin - . .... . i T-i :
enthusiastic friend. When ino rnnccu
Barnabiw looked athiro, mseyes, wuiun
were bright, clever eyes, were lixod on eh . look of half-humorous con-
o,,iuti1n Thn moment, however.
their eye;? met ho turned his head BiWhtlv. and resumed a conversation
licm fallntl in lova with a star. So 1 1
J """ft ' . . I U .. r.i rn .Uiilnnintist. 1 110 VOliniT 1 --- -- - ., . . i
Bd the puZSdef tho PrWo and ,. ' iutfc,tiS j c?e a-ay , -!d
Ion of lxinaon society ior vurco tho pricwrtt but Jt 8eomed to wjust as y. .Tnj-bve. Pnace. and
e gcusatioHaal seasons. &ne was I interested in tho pale wrinkled laco oi V'" fn.. i. "
yet four and twenty. She bore the hSs companion ro and'faced hto. Aav oae of J
of a great Russian I'rmco who naa seemeu . - 7. of tho the hundreds in the great room oeyoaa
, man.' ou ?7'-t ' who chanced to look at xae ctMipia
hftirnil old man with a rod
Alio i . ,.i,, ,i wlmm shn knew
vniinv woman. WHO Uaa nuuou v " u " ; :
prov
pass
whol
not
title
married her just before she camo ot ago
at a time when he himself was old enough to bo her grandfather, and who had considerately died within two years of the ceremony, leaving hor tho absolute mistress of his fortune and his territories, as sho had been during life the
absolute mistress ot lits noun lor tue short time iu which he swayed it. She was said to be fabulously wealthy. But lier jewels were the wonder of tho world, and she delighted in wearing them in aoason and out of season, with a semibarbaric enjoyment of their glitter and splendor which was, like) everything else about hor, partly Oriental and partly childish. Somes timo after hor husband'! death shts had come to Paris and cot tired of it, and then sho crossed .. P.. .1 1 .. 1 nnilnn
tlie unannci anu kuihiuhiuu ! . . . . i 1!1
During one rospiencu'iu
olso was talked about Barnabas. Society about her delicate scorned to belong vases of tho last one-lit ti have been
Mi indre. and hymned in madrigals
a-lonil hnr. Women envlod her
marvelous dress and her matchless jew
la Thn dvinr ashes of a season's
lal (larfil tin into marvelotis activ
Ity around hor preUy iiersonality. Sho atU ct oitnt-trtnll
ma W 11
mv Mm. l may as wrii
first lid for the last
vou." " Her eves were lauehiag still; those wonderful gray-biue" Northern eyes which so many capitals raved about; but h"r lips were firmly, almost steial), set Still she said nothing, ami he went on: "1 knew it was folly wbea 1 first found that 1 loved you over there, ;,i Si 1Vtrburr. I wai a poor Ea-
.rntli.nmn. and vou were tbe
HarnabiW. I might x
Weil
wua iimivinotiHiv "ui iiiuic.
mnnslv "llli thinrM she remained dur-
inB- a. ariennd season, after an interval
.ft . , . ! .. i j 1 r
01 aoiOlUie uisappcaramu mw ms ..i..u..u..MI,arr l-'anrinnllllv "UlO
niintniia of tha C.ar. Enormously
111 11 w' sIih sUll annearod to bo now in
lir tnird aaaon. in suite of the rival
attractions of an American actress? who l.ai not inm-ricil an Knffllsli duke, and
aa American girl with millions who had warrinc! Oin bhiaflt blood and tho oldest
tim ran in l'.urona. It woulil Imvo been
Sueretarv of State.
"Which young man?" Tho Secretary of State's stolid fsoe gaxed vaguely into the dense crowd of drew cost' ami whitu shoulders, of orders and stars and diamonds. . , .. "The young man in the window" talk5ncr to the irrav-haired man."
""ft CT ...
The Secretary put tip his eyo-gias and considered the young man m quasHimitrhtfnllv. lie was never known
.. . K. t.i- :'...ln..,nic iw li!w T-nnliij
10 uurry in jwku " , t in Parliament, and he did not hurry
nw ti.nutrh it wai tne rnncosj
Barnabas vtlio waa interrogating him, nt o mninlwr of the Opposition
Tlicn ho answered her, weighing his
u,n.,i with timr than lutlieiai ueiiocra-
nUIUO " a..v 1
tloti- Hn is a vounc leitow nameu
stnnlalr. Ho is troinsr out to the East,
Win - r-i t,' . .
n!ion litlio or somel line, unv uu juu sr.
but tho Princess "His face intcrosti mo," replied tho
lournaU rav d Prt "I should like to know him.
beauty, wuicn p,iinp him to me; or stay, give iu )
nan. I . , ...211 n litm ' '
arm, wo wm y-t
Sho rose and dispersed her little knot
of disconsolate courtiers. xaKing um
Secretary's arm, sho movou siowiy nu.ai irt window where Sinclair waa
still standing. The Secretary touched
him on tho arm. "air. o;ui;ia, w
Princess BarnabM has expresseti a uusiro to make vour acqua'.ntance. Allow me. Princess," to Introduce you to Mr. Julian Sinclair."
"The young man bowed. He seemed
a utile suninseu, uui. uu : embarrassed. The Princess smiied
brightly at him, and tier eyes wore
brighter uian ner mim. :
vrtt ell a Until Ml LUU WUlUbl 1 vr
... , . i!..l.. ....SI.. u..i..li waa
...... - .i.ii.
meant to convey, anu
u.oi uiw, iia,i hii cmousru oi nuu
biiraw 7aw - a 4
arod in tne crowu
to tho can
centurv, which
a .
immortanzou on
liM.!n hv the curtains of the deep win
dow would only have seeu a mati aad a woman talking lightly of light thiars.
Ah 1 you save not, iorgi j"-
she said.
I never shall forget you. e -
.rr,l. nmtllv. "I CSB Ot lOVU IBOre
-
than once, aad 1 love you wua au ray soul. Do vou remember one day, when
we drove together m the .Neva respective, how you stooped to give ,Mrae money to an old begcar? 1 envied the beggar ingettinsa gift from you. aad you in jest dropped a coin into my outstretched hand." He took out bus watch-chain and showed her tbe tmy gojd coin with the itusiaa eagle oa it. T.I l,.vn lrnt it VlT S4HCC.'" h Sd.
" It is the only thing I care for in the world. 1 have lived and shall live so much in the Eat that I am somewhat fetiperstitious, aad I think it k my tabs-
man. iioou-uye. hand again. She took it. WiU you come aad see me before you leave?" she asked, almost appeai"fleVhook hk bead, -lkttter aot," In, aalrl
..V. . ...
V,.r. a atrnnut SlMi Was S4iBi: Site
u.ml to 1m raaectfar. The she sad.
with a suddea vehemence: "Promke
t,i tl.at if I write aad ak you 10 come
,- wtil nhtv me. Premke me tbat
for the salce of our old friem4aliip.
He bowed his beau, -i promM,
said. . . ,
And now rive me your arm aaa wikb
me to ray carriage." sad the rmoees
Samabas. "l warn 10 go w
n. tiu ibinl ubrbt the South Yt HW
was late ia commy. Tbe child was alone in the gloomy room, aad tJe tr-r v-as on her navtll sbe tO$-d aad
W v v .
moaned, and fanewd straago ifctacs. "It won't come H wont tome." she kept calling: but by aad bv sbe beard the nwtle of tlie Smth Wind afar off, and she had her faee to tbe window as it came up"Did vou find my mother?" Avef and sbe bids you come! '
" Wait a little while aad sleep PAwi the child slept and dreamed ot a patb w ntUag througb a dark vaMey. She traversed it ia fear and tnrmbjiag. aad more thaa once sbe would have faltered had wk the Soutk Wind whis
pered: " Be of brave
Bv aad bv tbe darkness was dispelled, and at her feec sbe ?aw tbe waters of a great river. On the otber shore were galea of pearl and gold.
ami as tbev peeed to toe strains h sweetest mikie. an angel fcsued tortb aad cned out to tbe cowering child: Be not afraid! I am thy motoerl" And as tbe South Wind fread its wings and bore the ohiW ac.e. the silver waters her joy was so intense sbe called out: Death! Mother! Heaven!
Didn't I tell ye: wreameel toe ea
heart lleavea k be-
voy,
I nnvu uuuii - ; ,flt. ,,--,,,
alwuird for any one to contest the point " 0ll KOoa humor, bearing
WHSiiievuiv ,n"i.i. i ,l
that the Prinooss Barnabas was the very
mnat. Intirnatini? (iiTinc! of that DliailtRS
nial dance of aliadowa which is called
London Roridtv
Nevertheless the Princess Barnabas
was weary, positively ooreu. xi sou hu -- --- , t Mm wtti, i been lees of a iueW life might not .nn..rn.t an di.aolatn. Thoro to take ins piaoe uy uui f
would ha? been a niouaucv ill tho pos
sibility ot rivalry which would have lfint. a dkw iniiTtsit to the tasteless
leat As It was. however, London Hfe
at the height of it maddest activity appeared to her aa drear and thorn vaat ibvtnho of stePPOS which
lav ilka a rraat mr around OHO of tllO
ItuMiau naatlaa of the late Prince Bar-
aluui. It waa durlnsr thk fit of de
pression when tlie Prlucese Barnabas waa graolausly pleaeed to agree with tbuatkhorof "McMikMUwtos." that life
...ft. . 1.!- l. t... nl.lnpltT
away witii 111111 in ins wao nw
ridi.rniiioiiiiu ui iiuui.wow
Priticoss Barnalias and Julian Sinclair
were loft alone. Sho sat down on tne couch in tho recess of the window, and
nor I1KHU
obeyed
I ... a V .
nU Thn rnnftW of 1 18 WMUOW WJW
niiiaki j - m a
deep. Tor the moment tney were almost entirely isolated from the shifting, clittering throng that seethed and drifti on,i timm. Sinclair kept quite
.nAf Innk no into the lace 01 tne inn
cess with au aW of half-araueetl iaquiry, There were a few seconik of silence.
and then the woman spoke, Degmaiag, wornaulike. with a cnieetion:
a tTuva vmi for rot tea me. Mr. Sml
. jw D 1tr"
The yonsg man shook hkkeadgrave-
har. who had ut returaetl: and sbe ; , - , .v. i 1 jf ( l-t t Wa
chikl. . . ,
Too iaie! ' saM tbe outa ,
with iU face at the window.
Ave! it waa too Jeto. rr xr
jRrea.
Ike
The next day Julian heard nothing mm itu PriHMC. Of course not.
he said to himself, shruggag hk sbeal-
ders at the fantastic hope waicn nn
besieged his Lraln since taat sirg
meeting, anu ae uoxgruo -r urna.t.Vuo- tik. But on the afternoon
of the second day after the meeting t at
the Embassv, Julian swciair, oommj i,nii afinr a dav spent in busy
preparations for departure, found a Uny
not; awawBg - "f " Priacees, and had only these words:
"CJome wis eveniBg, x an
And he went
Thk was nart of a eonversatioB
which Princess Barnabas cbaaced to nrarUnr at a reoention at tbe Foreign
Office, on tlie eve of her ueparture for theKast. The speakers were Sir Harry Kitffrourt aad Ferdinand LepeU. heal
the painter: "Haveyou heard the news .w tka l'rii'M Barnabas? &be k
geiac to marry a fellow named nlir, Md k eg to live in the B-Perem,
ejdmd the dimmer. tiHH.1Ir a(iked if I am not Iouk Nathe other side ef tbe poteoB.t Opspoke the third: "I km beat . . . . that. YoMerday I waa gocH' aloag the
NOT HIS PROPERTY. Wiplanatlnn That rrfMHi m D4-
"Will tow be kind enough to takt tbat grip-sack off that seat," said a countn man. who get on a ttam at Lnl. iug. Tex. "ife, sir, I don't propose to do any
thing of tbe sort," replied tbe a rummer,
who wae stttiag on
"Do vtm say tbat you are gome; o n tbat grip-sack s-tav iht there? Yes, air, I do. ,t
"Ia ea- vou don t remove hm gnpseek I shalfbe under tbe painful neeessky of calling the ;
lou can eaii m w wimi . - t ii ii ... . ii rAS
engineer, ami we mw. ? ... 1J. MAS
want to. rerps " " . I
at the next station, and iea a speom
to oW Jay GouM tameeii aoo nv
The cottdeeior wm pm jam
train." "I don't care If be does. I am not roieg to take that grip-seek from that
The indignant peesenger went through the train, and soeex returned
wita tne conuucior. ....
Ke Vou refuse to remove teas g"P
seek, do you?" naked the eendnetor. ldo-,f
Great sensaUon. . . . Why do you persfeti refnem remove that grip-seek?" lh it' Ai wtoe. '
Whv didn't you say so at oneeT'
xi ;M Warner, tbe aatner ec
The Wale. Wide WorH." died at Highland Falk, Orange Couatj-.N. Y.. recently. Miss Warner was bora m 181 8, and was the daughter of Henry Warner, a dktinguUhed mciabsrof tae New York bar. Sbe wrote a great maar novels under the POB? ff Eliaibeth Wetaerell." her "Wme, VV iee World" and Queechy" being tbe best known. Sbe also wrote a proe essay mt tbe dntfes of American women.
fuf: Exprm, HUMOROUS. A girl may be a good vioHa player kmI vet not be able to draw a bees. y. f. Jwrrwl. i- New Hampshire woman claims that she bee not broken a plate or eup for tbirtv years. Her bnebaad mnet ee remarka'bfy weU behaved.-inrafeJa Free Prtt? . Amkchkveue boyyelkd "Bakl"
ia tbe rink in thk city and nearly created a panic It k almost impossible, for a girl to stand up in a chair wHb roller skates oa. -Neteer (ML "What dktingnkbed peopk did you seewhea you were abroad?" wae asked
ef Mrs. Dobbs, on ner return um.
China. "Oh, tots ot teem; wic we om tbat took my fancy was Waa Lung, the heir ceesnmptive to the throne." Mehnfc WTweekeepetb am apiary, boiar tbe bee trade, kn't to be surprised when he k betrayed hkaeelf. I aer GUt. Whoso keepeth aa aptary. if be w not a believer, has only to be stung bv a bee to become a bee leaver at once. -Oil LSif Derrick. -I trmH the enrreat of my dkoeerse
kt Sunday wae not eumtnenuy iovmidabk to hopelessly eacwlf you,' jocosely remarked a young Detroit clergyman to a lady member of hk TOngregatkm, the other evening. "Oh. ne! It wae quite shallow enough for eortbe wadiag, thank you!" ireU Free 'res. There ka story of three Yankees abroad who compared notes. One said: "I was taken for tbl Emperor of Rmj-
4. ' nAtk tlw second: "Ana i
' Teees
that. Yesterday I waa gom woegw-i
Champs Elyseee and a wiww wappma meon tbebaekaadliollered: Satan, to tbat you?' " AT. T. TribntH. X gentleman of thk city ha a mall boy who mritotos George W. Whea a geaikman ealled reeeadytbe father sabl to bkn politely: "I wjek I Lt .njUr riirar to offer VOU, lOOK-
n - -r , . , m,
insr with regret at tee one ae wan wwinr. Now waf the smell bay's oppertuHv. "I know where they are, pa,"
be said, dragging open a cirawer ua
bringing out a box ef a caowe eraau.
DttnM T ree rrme.
Drvgoock merchant "So sfc, rmm.
think you could learn to become a snieema? "Yes. sir." "Well, ?ppoe yon were waiting on tbat man and bk
wile over at w "-""Y1 , wonhlvou do nrst?" "1 sbonhlhoM p the'best piece of lace in the stoek ad ask the man U he didn't thlak H becoming to bk daughter's style ef beeety." V Mthrnr. The woman would take oar 17tb7reetefk.,, "Youiig inan. 1 eWt waeTyeu fer a elerk. I want yen tor