Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 27, Number 19, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 February 1885 — Page 8

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MI lke to knew aeottt foeae eoe and lawyer Mreee the street fre tke deer, Oi hie eaieoR. "Well, whet iitr 1 like te know if I tm to kaf eoi oelce. My phtee va hsadeiuarters Inst fall fer some Cleveland jjIhIw, totd all der beys tell nte I vra snre of 4mtBiHf mt.n Then ynu art leaking for something?" "V eil. I dunno. VheH Glevemnd vha elected de r ,my began lo drop in here, Oneef VwhtMy: 'Vbst a bostmaster Tee will make fer Detroit? By George! 1 Tula I vhe van!' Vhell.dot tickle me, yon know, and Hreat tlioerowd to peer. Peety soon saoder erowd comes in, und one of der poye chIIs cud : "Let dis convention come to seme or der. Wevhss now in der present of der next bo-i of der GuMom House I eal!a for three cheers tor Girl Dunderl" "Then he sevs dot I feel rood all

oeter, UHrt It wewi right to set oop der.iHwnve-LT ih pkrmankstlt care tRmiwf.

btfer. 1

'ttm-we H Krtrntla r the Vrlnr, InNaHta'"Vhell, almost eaferr night a gn r thKWiMjr. CMrrhr tan KiMer eonjea -roundt to mv njere to .hake me ft,r pj Mr nana, lit somebody says : t4 of the w4w im rrintrr orra aketker eea. "Hip! hipt hurrah I Carl Dtn.deryha. nUniere-.w w..kaelid mit der oomiHr administration ! irTWi. r ti7 . r tkr KUat(, He pickfouHdt der fattest office for him,, w Driwry OrmM. tell, hi. d he rpmembera his friends mit YOU CAN SC CURED!

der lan onea I" Vhen sowepody talki like dot 1 feels shmilev uud soft,und I tap a new ked

of lager. Now, 1 like to ask yon ( I rv.jaMrKft If imaw Drl hasright My poy.Shake MysIdoan'tT'OnCn iVlGney taOe

ret W) much as a ehmell ef office, und my oldt woman bays der poys make a of we.M 4I gncss they are right." "Don't yog belief I vats der Gnstom HoHse ? Ne, sir." "Nor derBest-eale ?" No sir." "Don't I Jhaf seme plsse at 2,00f a ytar." "I donbt it" "Wasn't I even invited down to Wahing toH. to see Glevelaad go mil der "White House?" "Not Hh!ps ro'i !nvif vniirlf.M "Vnell I Then ! So Snake und der oldt

womana tIibs right, und der poys vhs'" re'r erM." nutlinr mail BAlt bxn nu ! Uv !" MRS HKf.EN JKROMK. Tl4.0. nn:

.,-r?t ' I "Dot Tha?a!l right, bnt I like to sav eomethinr. hh.1 don't you forget him 1 iu-niR.li. uui wnwepiwii uumwi arumiu I shall hare two glubs handy. and yo ul will see lift pen men in sooch a iiuii iu -qnakes Thas shaking oop Dotroit ! Sbustt sen around and ne how a disappoint. domee-aeeker-Till haaila two v i and a pull-dog i"

Here, und somebody vhil bestin to hurrah ifmieii.r otra it weartae

for dr next hoat.mftfitpr. You ouh t t""'"'

10 be here! Per dor vhil be looe. and J.JWiSl

'a I Wjflwaltte!T care Ferer 4 Acif. IHmh Aft: ' Lti.,iint,t. t a--. Tt.? tvji.. ,'Aaaa Cake. W!Imm Ferer. Janace. ITafa. and Philadelphia Ledger: David Dndley .it f tke ur. t;Se a hm Vriee

Field, now 80 vears old. said the other ay : ''My recipe for sell preservation U) xeroiee. I am a firm believer in exerelse. I walk every day from mv honte,' .no. wt rarae avenue, 10 my omce, xso. 215 Broadway a distance of about three " "r" as l ever did in mv life I have taken atitation, I suppose that is the reaon I am so well. You mnt ak the Almighty 1 1 II T , . . wny i nave uveu eo jong, ann now lonir I shall live. I am perfectly healthy and trong, and though I have nominally retired from the law, I am busy as yon see from morning until night. Another rejR why I am so well is that my mind . a a -w nas always oeen occupied. i am never idle, in fact. I have no time to be ill M The Christian Advccite makes the fol-

owing suggestion which it Would be a Fit.. Mx-ea by SeW-hMMceaee. ar well for ministers to heed : "Preachers,"" l,nnl n.r frM. .!.. ak.t ....aJ . TkecethrH astkr.aiW.atkaVletay.rlulj

from the laWS Of llebAte-Ihe fact thev the laws of debate-ihe fact they are listened to in respectful and reverent silence imposes a corresponding obliga tion to spesk soberly, carefully, truthfully ; to sift their facts, weigh their arguments and choose their word with patience, judgement and discretion. It 1 very dimsxiitg to a man to become known as given to inacmracy. exaggeration and looeo reaeonlRa; "in our day' every audience contains well informed men of sound judgement, whose good pinion means iuflueaee and sueooos to the paster." An eastern editor who started without a cnppr 40 years aero, is row worth $100,000. His fortune is attributed te his own energy, industry and frugnlitv, aad the fact that an uncle reoently left him WM99. ' JASPER LIVERY AMDSALE STABLE! KUNKEL& ECKSTEIN! HIralllaWtJ ,Mf5 . .'WawkM K wHfc m4 ataak. aa4 aea art l. .t,-l4 f1 aMenwon afvem to 90111

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marelol wa-elaia u7ijiu;il a. wuu "' mml rrtttays at 7 ueieee: a. sr., uud Rf4tsa MHWa,!T 'Petersburg alternate days. Orders left srtuTS . W,mry t tke Posi-efteo will be atteaded to.

$500 REWARD! on a HiLuox or

PROF. CUILMETTS French Kidney Pads Have altetdy heea sold In this country and in Franee; every en ef whieu 1mm given perfeet iMtielactrR, ud he perforated cures everv time when used according to directions. We now mt la tltr a 11 feted and doubtlug ones that we will pay the above reward for single case ef LAME BACK Taat the Paafatle ta carre. Tkle ereat Remeay W uamc nMCK.riM, unarei. maetra. limp wtwt luwta mm mMetm, vy !'y nn- rTTT wrrrr.. PuOF. GUILMETTES which cures it AwoRrnw. liJii'S m4 St S MiJ tm will rce!vt Ik T4 bj rrtsrn mtH TESTIMOXXAI.8 FROM THK VROPLK. JTPftl! RrCRA.XA!.LwTfr.TIM-. O....TH: Oa af mt, fiitliirttf'i FtmicIi KHy r4 rarr4 ef Lmrn In tkre wV' tint. Mrca kv4 rm irlTts p y tk tt De(r leraWc. Drfr H tkte t Sr4 44 tJ h4 paM et krR r.Konr.K tkttrr. J. e o..T "I MltrH fr thr Tf art nli jMtw mm KMe dhhm, iM kl teaVt McnHehei. ! en ttrtl.r hnI pmanetr cnrM after wtHc Prf. 6lM metlr'a Frk KMne t Tt4 fw -WTRR X. C SCOTT. Srla. O.. wHt . 't ka e n a rreat HtVrer 15 reaf whk Rdtht'a IXeae f th RMiert. FT wek at a tfm an. It t rtot nf hrt; tk rrU r mMcti. nt owit'iiKMfip ru is tu. u I kww i "Ft I !ut Hm fi14. a rtl rrt flb tr,ntut't kuwt p4. 4 w. tr 18 ri;' k , n alTWH frrKre.r. wltk turn it la ikr. Ht of Prnf, "i re r rt h . a4 t th-im k. r.j. v..... .i .i vu R t a shokxakkr. Tmr. RanniMi. k. "T " Jr"" J, '".."A4 N r Jf;. W iPROF - GUtlMcTT'S FRENCH UVE PAD. se4 fr rrf. Tretu a fr" J"r. ' t.iA" omV For Sale at Mehringer Broa. Drer store. ,iai)iT. inn. J"" iy. I Mtaei Slaleealfril.rr aMrerWrefree AfilAi. eriM" f awheh wi help all. f er.akhMeyiBre. at ne U4r Ta a c.a. " is iy, . i . How hst, How Restored! Jaf TjWIkH. a new e1Ufn rrr. CnlTarwall'a ICctekratewt Eaajrfi Ikera4teal eare rf SaeraaWr rkfea ar Seminal Wke, twolnaurr SmWal iTlC.Jr.t1 Jtr.rXLi?tSlr JSTSI: th' lUmtBtwi'imtm' sf.Ah-e t e. that Ike alarincrneeaeea' KaK-Akaae way KSKffl l JS!?!. t.'fJlA1 aafFerrr. a matter hat eaatnttan mar , max eare k1melfekHly, prlralelT M ra4teHy. f ntia Lctare miH h (a tke er ererr ynata im every mas in toe mm Seat a4er ea1, in a plain enrelApe. tinny a44re vn reeeiat ar fear eeata. or tws aaaiaae it am at. Adreaa TKZ CULTE1.WXLL MIDICAL CO.. 41 Am St.. w Tark. X. T.: Feat OSkt Re IO.. .... her 1Mb. IMS jy. GET THE BEST SEED CORN. Tlie uiderigned. desiring to improve the grade of corn of IMilmia cohhIv, lnat Roasou raised two new virieiies of corn, which have proved valuable, viz: the GOLDEN BEAU IT. a large grained vellnw roru. and the MAMMOTH WHITE SUUPRISE CORN. This corn will grade In market No. 1, and he will sell a limited supply of war ranted good seed for i5 eta. a peck of helled corn of 15 pounds, ar tO cts a half peck. He also has the Mammoth POTRIOX PUMPKIN SEED from which lie raUed on one vine In 1W4 -vpii pumpkins weighing from 50 to U9 pounds each. Papers 10 cts. a packet. Call on or address. PETEHJ. G SMANN, .Tsn. t. lfM 3m .TAsrr.K. Imp. Jasfter ! lctrrnlHrr, mm Sack tmr .. THE undersigned carries the mail for the Jper and Petersburg route, runs a good hack, and will takn pasuaa vara at C2.0t) for tk ran art irln Packages ef all kinds eerrh-d at reason able rates, and way a Uses aecommodaited. Leaver Jasasr. Mhhwvs. Wedrs days and Fridays at 7 u'eksek a. sr., and

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PLAIN .

3COW THAT CHANG A BLK WEATI1KR IS HERE, AND EVKRT OKK M

LIAIMTONKID MKDICINE TO WARDOKF DISKASK, ALL WANT TO KNOW Wt'EKE TO GKTTI1R RICT AND PUKR8T. A ttRKAT DEAL OF ADULTERATED MKDICIKK IS PALMED OFF OM AX UXSU8PKCT1XG PUBLIC, BUT IF YOU BUY AT Mehringer Bros'. PRESCRIPTION DRUG STORE, YO0 CAH REST ASSURED Or atTTISO JUST WHAT YOU AK FOR.

THEIR STOCK Of Fx-ixxie Liauorsi

FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES IS FULL AND OF THE BEST. PATEST IlinCS rf iH bii !JLB il IE miHl UTSL THE BEST LINE IN TOWN OF CIGARS AND TOBACCOS. COME AND PEE US. In front or Court-house, Corner f ftli and Jickien Sts., - JASPER, 1ND.

JOHN b ALLES.

FURNITURE FACTORY ! ALLES BROS., Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of

LATEST STYLES OF Furniture!

TfcMkfMl tmr F"t faTnra w wilt rnrfeaver to merit rHtare patron). atteatlaa (le te Slllnc erdrra fer retail aalr.

'Steam Manufactory en Amtoraon Stroet. 'Waroroomo on the, Corner of Woot Sixth a no PuMtc Square.

and Dm .iur, tiuncti. when October 5th, 1883.

THE JASPER WAGON ANU PLOH MANUFACTORY!

FELIX LAMPERT

Cor. of Sixth

Respectfully retnrns his thanks to the public for their libers! patronage hereto, fore, and invit a ro..tinnniiro of the same. He h;t on hand a stock of SPRING WAGONS. BUGGIES and AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS suitable to the tradi. and also rmitinues to MANUFACTURE the CELEBRATED LAIHPERT WAGON !

THE BEST VAGON ON WHEELS!

and his extensive soles of which I mm

le warraittR every ne er lkee wf rr ear year, afcuinsil any arenkasje Httder reaMssHalsle nri. arialas; rraam elefectiTe tMafcrial ear maaMfacteire,

AiirlilJN lO W AJN JLHiJ - CALL ON OR ADDRESS

FELIX LAMPERT, Jasper, laid. DecemVr Sid. 18S2.

H JEKJCr.KSHFtM. J.M.FRIRPVaX. aaPJPoTSVTSrSRMBjR Bj BRJSTaTBrfSyR I LITER Y, FEED ANP ' SALE STABLE, MXTR BTRRET. KAST OF COCHT-HOCSS, Janper, Ind. Persons wishing dtiuhlc or slHgle rirs oi saddle horse, can Ih accommodated at any or all times. RMNlir Hicks fir Frtuch Lick! CAN HR MAI ON SBIIKT SOTICE. 2r Person df siring to purnhaae, pell or trade horses, will Mud it to thcii interest to nonsuit u. Horoee Soordesi by tho Day, Week ot Month. Callano ooo uo. SERMERSIIE1 M FRIEDMAN. JulvlSth. im lv. FREE! I eaRBRR aewSSSBfavaJIfll BlRaapBRJBVBRBB gRJ fMRP Ua asht eTmtaaeaee r4M raaaaa AWaeWaaa, BwRMaBRwf BaT'o'wBaawMahSMBawft BJmSl ftaaBM BRawaaaSL I-i a a . "A." L . 2. - -W. Vna jwwmnimmwrw sn vwajsBwaa-y-a-iaw AalwejBJlBraSawSI Bnja Iwe ellwBaR.WRSRi AOO.,

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JACOB ALLES. Parltcvlar We have on hands constantly an assort

tnent of COFFINS anp BURIAL ROBES.

having putchaped a fine HEARSE will

annul funerals with it in anv part of

le.irel. ALLES BROTHERS, .Taster. Isn. mnd Clay Sts., have brought Jasper into notice as EXTRA GOOS JXAQOXH. f TOWN IS SOITHKKS INDIANA. FARMS FOR SALE BY C. Dune mi M. A. SwMMy. SS a-re in Jaekn Ti.. 4Wttl'kaal Vnu'e. 36 IcMfM : hf hnae Ms 12tn r""t term. Tkla U aew rwa. aai ka a yoaajt irrkaH. eSaerin JackoaaTp.. IK mlfc frm Rf.titfHe it. iWi: em4 kae. kara anJ atker Uaproremtati, SIS tr acre. Saere la JaekaTr., 4 ml lea frntri Jaaptr. 5 nlle rim H. R at4?in tm Ak l.'ne. ca frame hmt ham a4 okr hnfrntvt, S4y V water Ike rear rMHJ. g4 (vfehartt, ttl klMT .rait. iry tkeaa at ll.SSa. part rsaa, ana aa K' terms. Oae nf tke lt 1 acre laria la Ike rmwtyj 1V) re- clrarH. nverSS acre la eler: ,Tn i.earia? irk h-4. ftn .awl lltr water fer ataek. Sultkr localltv (a Mioa Tp,. 2 mile, fr.n tHff: Hae 'ram kweftf een rwmn aat prck. apteMM liaw tSxaa axlntker atltkall'Hfiifa, At a boat eettal tm praTFmet.aR4afw term. DRUNKENNESS CUREO IN ITS VAUOUS STAGES. Hesire for stimulant entirely removed. Home treatment. Medicine ran be ad miui'tcrrd without knowlwlgpof pstieut, oy simply phcitiie it in cofTee. lea or auv Urtlcle ef food. Cures jftiaouiteed. $100 WILL BE PAID Knr anv case ef drnnkenness that Golden Sjeciic will not cure. Circulars eoiu tiiiig testimnttitle and full parliculars eut free. Address COLDCN SPECIFIC CO. IS Kaea St.. ClnelRiiatt. O. JaaaStk. 1M- ly CTFr sale, a rood Inuise. hit aHd arden ptl tor $900. in Jastter. A Imr gain. Apply at Courier oHoe, or to M A. SweeiiHV,

New i year the CWRint.

time to subscribe for

A Largn Assortment

HEATIltO STOVXS AR COOKING STOVES ! or rfparrlittloaa. iiiat rrmtimmA. mm .... If tMllHloekMovrrmrcaaliat MRS. BUNT'S, Oa Xaat aid .f th rakUc JASPEK IXDIAMA. ?. B. A tara-it tlack af taiaaa ta. knllowwnrr, hardware, cattery, a rroat varlrtr f rneda of all kind la a llaa f kualaoaa, whlek will ka aM at tha n har LOWEST CASH PRICES. Spouting, Cuttorlnc. Roofln anaiJ.k Work oromotly attanoosl to. Call ana examlrvo stock anal priooo. " s 77 MRS. CRNY. JOSEPH TROXLER! AND Harness Maker! AT HIS OLD STAND from aew steady, ready to attend to tke orders customers. Don't forget the place. East Side of Public Squn, JASPER, INDIANA, WHEN YOU WANT GOOD WO UK AT REASONABLE PRICES. JOSEPH TROXLER, Oct. 19. l83-tf. JASPER MACHINE SHOP! DANIEL F. J. WILLEff.Pfiprtf. I am an prepare ta tara akaMac. repair ataa.. A.. vi an .in., di M.ptjin.rj . aasaiaiaiae reaaar lt4HTAH CKOINRSaS4'IClAI.TX. X am aUo feparaS la raaaar . THKltaniNO MA CHINKS. SXrARAVOaMV HOKHK POWKRR, RKArCKH aad MOWKRS.atTO. kfaay farmer ha laM .l.te Reaptra aaa afaaara aa wera oai. waica, wna ant little p; I aaa aww MAKE AS GOOD A8 NIW. X kaap rnnataatly aa haaett PirKS aaA PUPR MTTINCS at varlana ataaa. aklek 1 aaa ftrcparrel ta flt aa oaalraal. I will alea far! LEATHER and RUBBER BILTIH01, OF AST DCS! RED MZE, OR SRetT 1 Shop at Kuebler'y o4sl StarvsJ, aorno of Newton anal 7th SUoota. 'Jaoper. Inellana. May istif, itSPSiJ,' New Family Grocery! Corner ef 10th ansl Newton Strorts Complete Stock t COXVKXIKXT TOXOITR IIMMI A. af JMtiVaWaRaPiMAJfVa Mat apentS In kfi nw kew a attact ttaak af kka kast aunty af Family Groceries, of All Kinds, Ha will tell a ebeap, a aay, aa4 kataf In eaeeeataa eraniy. ne aapea tw rereta a Urge patreaafa fraat kit nlkhi. He kaa, alae, at tke aaia place tka arlgfaal JASPKIC BOOK 8TORsT, Alay w.ll eapptled aHk atanaarS SCHOOL RO0IB TRAYKR HOtlKS, ami ntkrr rtJfrleae aM imVaMa ata woraa, te -hWh be intttea tka aUeaaea at tka pakHr. Alea RICK WALL PAMtR. In jrreat variety. Nw I Ike time ta make year kamaa rkeerful at1 pl..arl.lektBr. PAPER HAMUM mH OF.COKATION and PAIKTIXe a apeeaMy. PICTUJCE FKAMINO l'ramlly atleHde In, freat variety an ka4. and Hesldtnirs aaa Rlaet tlNUSa aWa lftMrawf BRICK FOR SALE! RT MICHAEL H0CHGESH6, Jr., At hie rrck-yswal en ttto Troy Roa4l. Ha la ready wnw tei ramtali ortrk ta an SeHNers In aaa ,,aalltla m ataalraei. IIOU8B PATTERNS ! WILL RR FURX1SHRD VRRT CRRAP, Hkar a RM klh), ar In tkt waH, aM WORK DORR PROMPTLT. Jane .1. '81-4m. MICHARL ROCKflRSAM. H. aatalaea, aM sll kaafacae In Hit V. 8. Pat eat Bafts, Sr In tke CaartaatteMta ta far MODfcRATR PKRfl. When maael or arawhtu hi aeat ara awrlee as Sa patentability free mt rWre; aaa aa aaaka Ro CHAMflsi t7NLKM WAT ORTAIN PATKRT. Wa refer here, to Ike rM Maeter, tka Sapt. af ta. Mnaey Oraer Wr.. aaa to aiMa U ef tka IT. S. rtttM Or Sea, Fnr circular. stic. term, aaa refer eaaa, fa aetaai etttatt in year aaa state, sr

C. A. SNOW el CO., Oarearra P4mrr Vrtra. Wiaaaif it-.. :,:!-

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