Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 27, Number 12, Jasper, Dubois County, 9 January 1885 — Page 3
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: WEEKLY COURIER.
JASl'KK. - INDIANA.
MRS. TOWN1END' POEM. Keari at the Opening of thu World's Fair Ht New Orleans. rhough feeling thrill tke soul's profoundest rhouftlMtuBifaswwUHmoHjc her okoleest Mid HMMIOtf, HIMl hoUM, HIXl IHOIIIKIlM SUCH How vain the pomp of pen, tho pride of To thought untittered are the victories!
To tW great ool where aU mm? tea, aft The torrid,' temperate snd f rlgM o. Sartk's nAle trial ty. here three In one, Within this tlerncle of the frwt, SMhihI 'mid the marvels of their tBry. are the nreotoiis iltmlorH ff the mine,
The Arotlo trophy and the tronjo vino: The oar that rushes at the Hindu speed: Aorossthe oniitlneiit. wlUiout a steed; The sounder by which one can hoar to-day The clock that tloka a thousand miles awayj The lightning, harnessed to the alphabet, Or to the most herculean labor set;- tl
The wlro on whlok owe a wows oan wai io
Matrimonial debutante lire followed by on Infolding the smiles
aw5 variably xM?ratw laW Wflf
oh Mar
"It is, however, wt an ordinary pro- ing caused. Alas! I fear Woee joym
ogling to come to you?" days snail mr m-, vwm. "It rtlnlv ia. 1 our nolnt out to the portly gentkmaH, a mournful
vou manvhappv and well-established shadow creeping over hW rtUHcunuane
- 1 ... ..tl... .1. U.I,1. I .,a,illt, AM.M1U I
ooupies Jiving in inm ony, who, mm "T"""W .
II tiC i t"TVt
The tekwniph. the viwt dloovrie. Whloh mHke lllutrloiii the llcmk of Time. Ami wtlt thu nliwteuuth oeiitury Bubmjiyi irrlmiHiira. Hrt.
Anil kooIuh hi thew triumphs hII tke iwrt.
irtlie6 are tiiey A . Who throtthi iRiiorHiioe to-layj
Aim wtteii Hlieuiwa TheclHrkiieeti HIM ... , From off thu sh.ulowel features of the sphere
A douau lHlore the bumikhi uiiwr. Not he who In to loftiest pImi inollnetl, The lean alone who keiiuMU inanklnu; Who In the point the iwedle's eye did place, lltKJttirietliobeiiofaotorof his race, No le than he whose magnet newllo tunw KtiuuiruMt to whore the inirthernplKuotiurn,
The nilMsroMioiiu wlilwli Mnils the lire mtorohe 1h inoi-u to millions dwelling on tho globe TIihii l tho tflofooiw which In IM liilg ht DUwerna the unknown comet Ball lu sight. The llfo-bout battling with tho tollliig wave. The BhlpwreckiMl Bailor In tho BlmmdH toBae, ......... ......i..u U t. uimrnn ii f unVinllM huarW
BhUie till ri.H.)tt KlngH their holms luibar. 'you (jnt KaBtorn with hor mighty And ucmiiI to kts thy garments ghlnlnghoml 'rtA
Atul jmh tho splentlhl fervor of this hour Amaxlii men by more linmensltyl
nd thy name rroin ame a eienmi r,
doubting natlonH rlsu and own thy pow'er, .And Freedom's dazzling temple Cornea the earth 1
tha full oonwnl of tlieir tmrantu, ennui
to me to be married. Tlty UUl ) in ovdtir to avoid foollnh and uimeaHry W At 1 . A. I .... I- ..
x-i)flue, and t tto uot mm, uiuy nav
THE MAGIC LANTERN.
PERSONAL AND LITERAHY. Tb piHtr baviaic Umi larfwt Jrelatkm irCw wfk-mfy Uaily-U tk FM JmrtuU of Tark Stanley, th explorer, Jta rfwjlre Mva tUkw, twtr-foir deeoraU, Miiwty-flvB raolutUMMof than ku and 160 oompliawBtary dlnni. OhUxm ml. Mr. Jxtnea Anthony Frotwk, th
ami
mytMr nvarwnrked afiiL WtMirr. 0O-
Jimmy Brawn' Aeeeaat 0f thm TreaMn tsmT,lBleg niakingr a Voyaf HrOUtld tk He and MU I'rlwid OaMt an Iaaeeit wor jje WH HOOOIlipauM by hta I.etarer. soil. Our town is getting to be full of loo- lunlntte are said to b preferred
turers. Mr. Travers says utai umy bloDdea as Treasury eiergg h mh-
aviir experionced rgret for acting in thu iimniier 'thay did. The Germans specially, who are provident and fruwal. adont tlil niothod of niarriaite, and
farinoro frwmuntly than othoru come ' t, MV.n)Xyt uit lik hnrton. Thev are stea'die. at their deaks.
to mo for my services. On somoocoa- ' . . . ... ,,an nna iflCturr ami lw liable to hysteric when th
Chief Clerk upoatca snarpiy.
Sublime Iniplrerof this wondroud day, -While tHHit4nent thy lightest beck olmy, J'rom off hl soul thu liiger'H aorcery slip JVmlthrt thy trluwphs turn to him, and lay Thyjouclt dlvliw upon Ida halting lipa. Oh. PrecHloml gentle mother of ub all. What hallelujahs hold our hearts In thrall, An we to day twhold thy noble graou; JUmI know the klugllwt crown is. arter all, As nothing to the glory of thy face! Jwrot Liberty! thy blading torch afar, From out tho detwt leads man. an tho Htar x,A'iV.i tl .t.oiilutnlii led to liothlehetn:
tho splendid fervor of this hour . ' . r .... 1.'., ....! .i alAvnii tnu
c. t ..... ir. .i r,nii in I cholera, and tltat snen
nnlar to oarrv' mo to tlm residence of coraos to a town, another is liable
lecturer
to
tho lady, hut tho majority come direct- break out at any time.
without hesitation what tney want, aim . k
make them man and wife. OnfiRsJonallv two persons whom
He wm a niagic-
Sardou, the eret Frenoh plarwriglit, believe that fate blwwea hte "DoraB," so he ha written "Dora," a.
siiffsA: "iL'uora. a ' auwww..
you would think could not have the slightest ailinity toward each other
como." continued tho gonial magis- , f masric.iRntcrn pictures
trato. "The contrast in ages is otten h l lltul my camera, and some of ludicrous. A man of sixty will wed a w v t ood Tlie wtnrit
girl of twenty, hut it gives mo an incii- came tQ QW hon to gpcnd tho nigilti
nation to laugn wnun x rou iuu ui- , (,m aftcrnoon i)Uf0re the lecture no
lantern one, and they are not so had kh . . Rt work on .'fheodora."
other kinds. He had magic-Ian orn pic- ,JrHVton Iveg 0f New York City,
liuun ui uiiiuim ""n
u I ( !. niitnnliArwltilile th
other towns, and ho showml tiiein on a 'ii vor ,inted. The only other
i.wr whit sinu.fc. rihI talked atout mem. .. ,,!.. to i.tt
iy 2. ihmw "-i w? - - , -7 i ? ninlllHOi
copy owned in this country is mat the Ixinox Library. Jv. Y, Tribune. Tho oldest editor in this State akl to l)c Mr. IJeman lirockway, of the Wa-
tortown rmtw. He uegau nis euuormi
ocntt net nau.
Among thy lustrous triumphs lm It scrollwl. Tliy hand lrom woman's clouded dohtlny The stono that held her from hor rightful And led hor bravo foet to thy foremost told, Among advancing heroes of her race!
"TUe rolling drum, tho trumpet's noisy blare; fi-r;. ,.i.J.,,iiii..r. tHnvlml with the air:
i Tho pomp of nations and their pageantries
Not thif o the symbols of man's power not
tin.
The sobbing engines set tholr tsalms to hlm-
Thometais. matorp oy ku wuhm,
lie Willi a SlllglU U"cr vnn wiiu vi. "Till cold tuachliies, waked from their slumbers So human seem, they only lsck a soul.
"The depths of earth his eager feet havo presseil; . . , n. i.'.fti.uif iiAiviif n lit ilarlnsr Hnn earewed:
No sphinx so frowning but his i have And ooaxotl her secret from her stony breait, "Jo sit a hooded falcon on his wrist. Tho subtle force ho gathers from the skies And buckles torfils strengthful energies; Tlie mighty giants that hi genius throws, , JVnd fetters to his daring enterprise These, with their chaplets bind his god-like brows. ,Mv gaze I lift above theso palacod plains. Where I'eatfe her proudest victory maintains, HemeinUerlngthoso we never may forget, .And as the oj e the empyrean gains Do Soto smiles and Jollet and Marquettoi
And bravo ISallo and Ilerville are there, This splendid consummation of their dreams to tdmre: ... Thy. with Illcnvllle. greet us from on high, t. .iti tlm triiiiniilis of this dav co-heir
su.'li namis. such deeds, such heroes never
die.
Hera smiles their fair-faced Louisiana, to!
Awl hark yo yet, for still another voice
Upoaas nio an, ami umi nv Tlieponderousonglne.whoepnjdlst ouspovtor
Holds up a tlioiisanu inumpim i u "
Ulds men reinemtMsr from how slight a thing Tho most exultant victories may spring. And from Its gruat heart earnestly it cries; "Ilehold I this day Ih full of prophecies,
Of splendid promises lor all who aim
sbalt or etiort, to oring uuwu nniuw.
i . . .... a. i. .... ti iii.i'iiia w i v a iia 1 1 m
riago ceremony over a young iouow i . fc t lk j d left the door of career uu uw "W.""'..??:! two or three and twenty and a woman JJjJf 0?)on century ago, and is still in his chan. twenty years or more his senior. Such fJt fc myll0US0 t)at afternoon, X instances are not so rare, but tho alloc- d J , g ups,airs Wo saw a Tlie election of Charles S. Voortinn nf tlm vnuncor ono is usually in- ?"u " V. ... ..,!Liu.,nrn lions, a 8ou of Senator Voorhces, a
'-' " j ry - . . i TT-rBfiiHiiiif ii i l. tit inn iu-iti v I ' w i
urns lvincr oiled un on tho lecturer s
spired by tho knowledge that las mis- ..' !- .1... ..ll Vnt
lli.l.Hndu to Conaros from Washington
Territory will, it is believed, bo the eec-
Tho i
r-i a a
long ago I hud the extreme pleasure of "nong hul somo 0f them were ond instance only in the history of th !..!.f?... ,.nMl nmon w indAHiril s,m T , ...t 1 a flinr anil nn Rt at
ARRIAGE 3IADE A. 'Squiro Tolls How He Nuptial Knot.
Ijuuuiig iwjwuii V neoplc, and then there were a 10101 ruai uuuiw;, was twenty-three and a lady who count- i h mHIV faii',nff over tho samo Umc in Congi cd forty-cight summers. Ihoy hailed u" , .. fc knocking a boy InUr-Ocmn.
from k county in tho lower part oi uio ' nvm ,,.PTlia.l . vnr' nice time fionrsro P. Morris
Tioa tho Statu, and were both well connected. . nfr . . ,,m. Htui wo were ven-care- man. Soare That Tree,1
The woman was a widow and was the ' ...... lwt rtflfkii 111 wt in I ifi1i'iUiT nf a fruMid K
I - . I Till III DHL LIli:iU lrlLfV Vit t-V V" '-.
The Olfrernnt Varieties of Runaway "Wedding-What l'i!0le Hlope, and Why They J So A MHtrlwonUl Melange.
3lenirracUonrlierre inlho obliging magistrate,
.'..V!v""rl?A"i'? ovi.i- to thorn the nuptial
"Many strangely assorted and oddlooking couple come to me to be joined together in matrimony," remarked to a rod reporter tho other day a magistrate whoso office is not far from the City Hall, and whoso benevolence toward lovers tlecing from angry rela
tions is well known, "and this particular portion of my magisterial duties . . . . ! ininniic
brings nuo my i oaSU.m - - ignorant of the c-;,ia find no denm. A nair of runa- uj j, .,.,
B3 .- - t
wavs. seekinsr for somo ono posscssm
tho autliority to tie tho indissoluble inuftllv fool embarrassed and
lonely. They are eager to
vidtial to whom they maj
or botraval. conlido the c
llisrlit. Such a porson tney
mother of a Mn older than Her now
husband. I have not heard wiietnor tlie youth has got tired of his aged bride. "A funny incident happened to a certain brothur magistrate of this city. Several days ago a party stopped at tho Arlington "Hotel, in this city. The
needed official was called in, and put himself in readiness for the ceremony. In tho absohee of other attendants ono of tlie hotel clerks a youth of not more than nineteen and a lady boarder were pressed into wsrvice. The couple who wished to bo married were getting along in years, and when they all stood up my
friend mistooK mo auciiuiuua mi mu bride and groom. It was the first time ll... "farmer bud olliciatcd ill Ktich a
wrote "Wood-
' because ths
estate wanted
the same way that tho lecturer had pu' to cut a tree which ids grandfather baa them. Only once in a while Tom woulc planted. His friend paid tlie purchaser
forget just whore a picture uoiongcu. $ 10 to spare it. juorris j and wo had to put it in the wrong place, tho story and wrote the song. A. -r- '!'!.! ,i-l. .ii- mailn all tlm troillllc. &nC fl rniihif.
J. 111.1 , W "HI" - .
G'ravhic.
. - ,
if any ono was to blame lor it, xorc Tho oldest person, peruana, now w,s the one. living in tho United States is Sylvia DuWe didn't tell the lecturer that wt mCCi a negress and formor slave, who.
had looked at his pictures, lor mat jn August-last, celebrated ner tipiu
might have troubled him, and weougm birthday, and who lives in destitution
sumtmi oi uiu puuiiu
IS. J.
ner ti rive trouble to people that arc nn ho bleak
.. " m . i T , I . . . it . l
ider than we are. xoui aim . ' Mountain, m xiunivruuu tuuutj,
nev
older
tlm li.ot-nri". and so did almost even'
Hn.lv olsH in town, and when tho lec
turer began to speak you would have said that lie was ono of the nicest men
you ever saw, lie looked so pieasea
X, r. Mail. Wlien Vashington formed his Cabinet it had but four members, the Interior Department being unknown, tho War and Nay being under ono head,
Tlie trouble began when, after having . Postmaster General being sub-
showed us a lot of pictures, he said: rilinatn tn tlm Treasury. Of those four
ladies and gentle-
iviiii ii. in tiut with Hinir irlndinmt overllow.
And welcomes for the world Hi her sweet hands! "Tho blood of Spain Is warm upon her cheek, Tlie tins of Franco Is sparkling In her eye, And Creole graces sit upon her brow, And tunc the witching cadence of her voice. As radiant she as Sheba when she stood ii. .-.... i,wnu nf Mnliimnn thn Kinir:
And beauteous as was Miriam when she Her Joyful cymbals on the Ked Sea's shore! "The fsbled Isle whereon Ulysses roved, A seven years' capUve to Calypso's charms. Not falter wss than aro theso fruitful plains Where Imlslana's glowing gardens spread ' Their sumptuous blossoms to tho generous Her sweet-sapped cane-flelds glitter In the Thil'r Jocund Julcos reveling In tho stalks Which shako their binning pennons In the wind; 'Tlio gohlen apples of Hosporldos Their mellow bounty drop o er every hedge. To hor majestic live oak man may go To cull the moss for beauty's yielding couch
Or cut for ponderous snips ineir tukkvu nue,
"The next picture,
rwnmonr. dUM no nm iiis""'" : .i-.,:i f i:rniniu .mil
,.iw..i i, ull-ininnrtHtit in ostioa: " i'"if? rZZ 7 C " aocroiary oi
wlfcf ' lie romarkoit 10 thn clerk: 'My ?..r7:.i, . ,irtTnn wi,'... ,.! ,.nioho3v
- . . . I . . . . 1 . 4.1 ...... f,. I - V T - -
find an indi- nonu , yo u iook raxuer - v mW ..1Iaw! haw! is that the Queen
m it limit fnnr 1 Ilium i niia ,.ii. T ... lnhimi- L-nnvr in hai 111(1H a IlllS I : '.
, .v ... -- mn, inn x-nn invn a - - v-v... ft,,.." If thla
ause oi their u " :'-. ".f.rr . take, but he protended it was an rig m, v -
usually find winou your V -"7:? mi said that the cat bclonged.to ms nt- S""
llo..rca "Z D U oieial Umt & Rrl. and iU name was roany ueen -
WWttU , !T nt. hU rame. It took con- T . , .1.. into the back of
ms, mauo uic j - ,i ,t. i lie next pictures wurp musm i. n
positions ho gave two to Virginians I. mi. .... T -n,l Atr,..
OiaiO OOIlOIBUll null Randolph. Boston FoL
HUMOROUS.
laughter is sym pa
is so. tue iBiiow n
painfully across the skatingsnd then sits down so sud-
tolescopes his spine up
the head, gets
an uhs
tho pkS -Do tlioyw Ptty benUKP S vIeV of 3o littio of Waterloo You will have enou ghto ,ltnot"TCmrktMlthoronorter. "That varies exceedingly." replied b knocked over by a you must JJJZy Stalnlv- tho official, with a laugh. "Somptiniofl t Aer KWg,0 jlt! asked all his NV Mow "Well, my "f"1" f.p? ...Lc.ttRm'y.r""i" ,l tli.iv-nin.r m nothinsr. and consider that LmLn.u wnt hut I don't only resource now." Attornej Jw-
UM "w a.wr.- - . rt. 1 .tfcessa 1
itlirnAfiIB 11tra
when I see two tender hcurw nungry i am a., u ,,, X &
and tntiiiisr for each other it anorus mo viucu ami wm w i.. --j ami piuiufe i,jff , ltlmral. and rive me a hand-
IlllU i HBV r cJ
believe ho knew a single one of them
to admire lxjautiiul portrait oi xnai hero and patriot Prince Bismarck, ami
V. llUSOailU HOI OVMJl i l'"-
beIhili(telphia Call. A winner TJian in Chicago, whose
I . .. ...r. i.fr. ...i.ll.l c ImihIK that
their owners together and make them somo rccompen. vn whL.,x the portrait appcareu oiunc snuci nuu was uum. "';v me and he seme for all time. It causes gawky young farmer from Rockcastle ifc cturo of a pig ninnlnfr away her hearing was restored. . Ho fa nit so I f to fool like one whoso duty and t'ounty handed mo a twenty-iive-cent from a fit butchcr. Vou should have happy as he wa.. He is ) now compa lee? c def dclMit is to banish grie'f and piece, with the remark: 'I guess that's , d tho xmr German friends to take off ills bools -hon J fng Simtigfearandosbiblishin as much as you'll want. Its more n I m)wl I believe they would have the stairs at midnight The l'c co SiSeo Ri d pleasure. I kin make in five hours and you made lhro;.n Homething at him inides heavy whistling can not be too strongly dopreSce myself "in the light of a public it in live minutes.' I did not raise an (,ennan words Tf he hadn't begged cd.-rrMown JlerM. um iijoi.. . fthinotlnu. hut nocketed tho coin, and ,,...! ,Ann n.l cahl It was all wnnilerfnl stories are told ol
iMJiieiaeiur, nu mu nir,"" r-j - : . i s w i - ... ,,
ir..u ...i,li.f itii!nii1ln. viuir IiVVftar.
Hcbullds Its Ivory villages, and sends Its pomp of perf ume out to freight tho air; While that white blessing which God gave the Tho bounteous cotton. In Its ripened grace O'er regal acres spreads its frostles snow. The tawny river tho explorer found A lonely monarch In a wilderness. Now commerce-crowned, goes weeping to the J'ast cuiturod pralrU once tho cypres claimed. , lt , Ami i. t h..r vnllnvs sloftnlur In tho sun!
lleneath tho llowers which make their coverlet Undreamed-of treasures hldo them for that iIh v When Itwr, wtnlded to tho soil, shall wako 'Them all to nmrrlatro gladness and great gifts, And unexampled harvests! And she eallsCalls loud and sweet, with volco of all tho Pouth: i. . ' Como hither, oh. yo weary sons of toll; Como hither, yo who labor ami despair .And spend your strength on unrewarding Hero bring tho hearts that break for want of Hero bring your brains, yourslnows and your powers. Come hither, and beneath these generous itf liui
liulld mi vour homos and rear your llttlo
ones' Jict tho thick smoko of factories strangloylce, And busy spsde and plow turn o'er tho globe, "no Iiui-iikI liiiiiiiuisii cmii rlm no morel
And when the day's sweet lalmr shall bo done, Ami lull, .if mx-n UiM ttlltiiwmllin lllT UoWOrS.
"The yellow moon will light tho inoss-roofwl tiuf ll
Whero you may walk with your beloved, and
wear On your uplifted brows contentment's crown
And still lieyond those crystal gates, swoet
lands .P.nttuemmits hold for ontorprlso to seekNot only burled cities, and the toinlw Of ruined kingdoms and forgotten Kings, llii, u-ni.l.lu i.l' i.miilm. til rliilil IIVI'S.
Il'i.lt ua lliul tiiiirviililllK riivn nf !ISterU tfllo.
.'Tho Honthwest yonder smiles, scarce out of
sigm. "i altlng the volco of commerce to rtng out
The inaglo "Open aesamo," tnat win uing
TO
i i ! i.. .I... u-i-iviii iiiu imvra u-imr. ir. smen m.s a hick incuu. uv.
in iTiiien iiviijiiiiiom jii n"i ... . - -
madi of mo that port y anu comuiuuu- c(iuunii.y .... ..... - , "ookiug mSmage whom you see be- man, in tho fu lness o his T.cart, will ore vou. I do not claim to bo by tender me a live dollar UU or even naturl e dowed with deeper springs of raise to a ten do liar. It sometimes ocLin.hmss than ot ier men? but curs that it has taken the groom s last
; Ziu v,knn thn last words of dollar to buy railroad tipkets, ami
111.11 m. ainvu ii., l .
-
th.i aaorml eoromoiiv and seo turneu
hadn't a cent to bless himself with.
he
Of
a mistake, and he feared that somo evil
minded person had wickedly mixed up his pictures. Well, the Germans stopped saying tilings after awhile, and tho lucturoi went on. His pictures got worse and worse. His lovely view of Venice, at
ho called it, was a picture of a herd pi
. .i l . ...i.,.. Ai.in ikanttrtvia i mil irnj i l i .. at.i .....viii.f ir
nnon mo two facos shining wun me course, wnu u '""X." bullaloos, anu wnatne ioiu us um m ri t of happiness and gratitude, I ex- out, unlosf? the happy husband is sulh- , t of H wcddinjr n Egypt was a X eneo in region of my left side a eicntly grateful to send my loc after ho CR and a doR htV and an eld Bnir akin to that so oiwnly depicted has returned to his home. Once a woman lwating them with a club. Tlm tmoS tS . cSintenancos ol the two who young fellow from a point on the Ohio ,0 h,m nor 0U9f Rt,a ho kept putting KoiustboLnm with such light hearts Ulver, in Western Kentucky, was mar- )lcturos lnto the magic lantern upside riedbvme. At the conclusion of tho ,wn. ftd makln.r tlie Kinir of Greece
un iuuini.1 . (5 . - . I .. . - . ! n. Mii umu'nr hn in I
Tho mystic jxirtals wide for him who seel
ts?
.Knw swei't as biiKlrs. grand ns throb of
fl IllltU.
As from sLrouv-thrnatCHl tnon an anthem
comes ,ki , tolling in rich lnirmoulous nmplttudes Almiir tlm IhikIii. Httnvts tllHIH'(aUS HDOdS.
Mtralnstlmt will echo from the golden pages
or shining gosjwis ortno coming ages. Hark! 'tis the chant of noble exaltation
Which burst. from nations gathered as one
nut lull!
Tho hosts who como as children'of ono fattier,
.lleneath thl standards of ourianu to gainer;
Alio voice or multitudes wno miner uim
loumev
Ijiiow tliat I. ami I alone, am respon
siblo lor t?o much joy, and i can noi
iclp sharing it. Thus my nwiincis are
jenovoienu uunn uvu. i
4tDo vou unite none out runaway
coupiesr" . t
"I preside at tlio marriage rues oi many whose parents and relatives have
no objection whatever 10 uiu cuumuumation of their union. Weddings m ordinary life are costly afiurs. I ilo
not rotor to tnose occurring nmunjis. loaders of tho most fashionable class,
Jjut such as aro celebrated by the Hons
and daughters of staid, respccianio cuIzons. Tho minister must have his fee of ten dollars, twenty dollars, and sometimes iiftv dollars. Tlower adorn-
i,ints am iieeessnrv ior 1110 imnui.
supper for tho guests is expected, and
thu ceremony is noi cwm'" plete unless the couple takes a bridal tour. Even when no extra amount of stvle and display is Indulged in, these
tllIU,rS COSt a COnsiuemoiu buiu, uiwu faronCthan a groom endowed with a scanty purde can atlbrd. Hhen my services aro required all this Is dispensed Willi. The future husband and wife, each accompanied by a, friend ns attendants, enter a carriage, drive to ,iv oiiioo. mid hero tho knot, is tied in
short order. I am paid my feo. 1 hey re-enter their carriage and roxurn to tiu.ir liimioiw if nothing unusual had
happened. Theso marriages prove fully ns eonductlvd to connubial hllss as llirwil In whieh the solemn wonls are
amikon bv an eloquent minister
in u rlowui'.bedockod church, and the
naoiiiisnrv oiiestions and answers, ho in
formed mo, with much embarrassment,
and the Queen of Italy stand on their heads, and asking tlie people to excuse
that ho had no more money tlian enough mistakes, and wishing he could put
to jiay iuu waj ui nnn.-.v. ....... . jljg i,Hmj9 on uio evi baok homo. I could do nothing else than who Jmd mcddit,d wit
tell him to go and think no more of tho mUv j)et0d t10 people t feo. A few days after there were sl(()-v thpm th0 picture of
shipped to mo two large sacks of wheat,
anil 1 received a noio iroiu uio eiuna,
two innocent
and lovely children. Tom hit mo m
tlio side with his elbow when the lecturer said this, and whispered to me: "Ho all ready to run." I didn't have the least Idea what ho meant till I saw the picture. I never was more astontulioil hi inv life, for it was a picture 1
imil mado of Mr. Travors and Sue it-
statlng that he had not yet been able to raise any cash, but he sent mo something lie had raised before ho married. Ho hoped I would like it, as ho picked tho best ho had. It made good Hour, and I consider that mytrouolo did not go
unrewarded. tinsr n tlio sofa and holding each oth-
f It is, however, much oftenor tho crs uimls. It had got mixed up in ease that I never again hour from those mno wav wlt!i thu lecturer's own metparties. I have known two or three in- uros, Rud i believe Tom bad something
stances in which thoy have sent money, t0 do with it, though he won't own up.
but the obligation usually sups iroiu Tom and 1 wont out as soon as vu thoir memory. Exposition season is saw Uio picture, hut we could hear tlio
my most profitable time. I hen I reap p00plo huigh and yell when wo wore inv harvost. A couple who havo long ...if .. ,iia awav. 1 heard afterward
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folt a yearning tor eocn otner seizo uiu
occasion nnd conioine geiuug "mii plcturo-i, and
that the lecturer didn't show any more iiiotimM. nnd that ho hnnped out of tho
and a trip to tlio exposition. .Neither window, with Mr. Travers close attraction singly would bo sufficient to ftflur i,m. Anyway, he never came induce tho stop, but tho two together bnck tn our house. Mr. Travers, when aro Irresistible. Wliat girl could over- hu fmmd t.imt 1 really hadn't put the ..Aiiiii ilw. ioinnt.at.ion of ircttlnsf mar- niolilril nf llilll nil il Suo anions' tho others,
-!i.,i ,wiiiiiiiiiiii.il hv a trio to the I L.....,. , l.nt Suo av sliu never will.
1 lll, ov viiiij... ....... '-j 4 . IWIKuiw iiiv-i w..w - J . ,. oiifP Tlm circumstances combine i i1iw Tnm nnriit to own up, and il
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cheapness, romance ana a urmai inji. Thus, during tho days of which I speak, I dlil a nourishing business. My purse grew heavier and my heart
it.n,.n.fnnf instinct in animals. A
Somerville hen mislaid an egg, and a Cambridge hen set on It and hatched it it out. But the Somerville hen recognized Its offspring and brought it back home to Sonicrville, where it will be properly educated. Someralk Journal The Biggest Liar: Miss Liisele McOrew, of CutnmlMvilki. Was stuck on Johnny llrown. Although ho was, by general vote, The biggest liar In town, "do to, go to. you wicked ones, He is my PHnce." she cries; "Of course," replied a heartless wretee, "Helsthol'rineeof I.lae. M , Now, darling, will you grant n one favor before I go?" "Yes, George, Twill." she said, dropping hor lashM
,'il-nimded persons and gctUng her lips in shape. J hat ith his pictures. Fi- is the favor I can grant you?" "Only plo that he would a little song at tho piano, love; I am
afraid there is a dog omsiuo wuuB w me, and I want to frighten him away. Chicago Tribune -Lady (in a book-store) "Haven t you a copy of Shakespeare bound ia red, instead of bluer Clcrk--"No. madam', wo have them only m blue. Lady (laying tlio volume down regretfully) "I am sorry. I wanted it to be on an ebony center-table, but a blue, book and a black table would be too inharmonious in color, I thmk. A. l. h Tiicro Is a poem much admired by college students in which occurs the lino: "Tlie Iscr rolling rapidly." Of .w..., tin. allusion is to the fatnoitt
river Iser: One night a student fell down a dark stairway, Aroused by the racket, a professor asked: "Whoa there?" As quick as flash came the answer: "I, ir, rolling rapidly.' Uarpcrs llaxnr. Proud mother: "Do you know, dear, I believe our baby will be i a singer, perhaps a great tenor like Bngnoll J Vinn!!f' Tired father: "He
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Mr. Travors catches him I think ho will. slrti.os hVh O mlchty oft
i. ni iii ti Jjviwm." in llarncr s leUHtt I .i. ri.n ' "Yts. tlie tones are
VeojAc. m o sweet and shrill. I hope we will be. " . . .w. f,. Ida vol oe cultivated in he-
Kever paper a room or oia paper. - " u V JnV. od idea. 8mA
Brew lighter. 1 diffused happiness -Kover paper a iroont over oiu pa SX 5 ilie many portions of tho This may lie removed by dampening it V'JZmiaddnkist CM.
StiMtn. and lxsran to grow young again with sslaratus and water. v
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