Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 26, Number 46, Jasper, Dubois County, 19 September 1884 — Page 3

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riMTl'E ITS OWN HKWdJW.

AjR anl HIM clever men T UoM tbe KilIK MMNHhiiT ,

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MM krt iu eUDUliciltliui.

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- TOiARm3fw f tH feMUHtl)' XNHtHIkt Mf In. The out-bound sleanior from New Bodford, stopping at Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket, swept gaylv out of the harbor. U we young women in simple traveliug costume tut on the deck ami

owaeu qown mt the many-shaded green W 0n' M" ami Mis rord. The latter was tall, dignified and blond, and three years the senior rf the iwtiUt, dark-eyed friend at her We. it was she who spoke, with just a trifle of annoyance in her voice: "Its too absurd, Amy. You can never carry out such a plan; you will get Into all kinds of scrapes aiul tell so many fibfc." Mm Monrau. eoollv Witt -.. m.

In a good cause, my tfejw? You wlllnee It will be tho simplest thing in the world, and I do so want to see life from a married stand-point: " Wis Ford "Then wht didn't rmi

mirrc) T' a.... .t , ti f.

ThontdrkaM

Mias Morgan with

spots of interest on her fitters ! "and uwiiMg affi

-MB. tton a, pieaM," intei

? .,0" 1 lw" iMy n101'- I m bew Weri aow. Bl. what do you ay to f.w , . "'V,0 ,,,lr) wvralnr, and Um old mill this aftrnKn r ' IIr friond nwntd. and thoy rose from the ubJ- and went out in tii hail. "How delightfully fre,, f fl," ja Amy. as she ntopped at the desk and bean to turn over the pa-.of the recUir, told ererj'bidy not to write to we. and 1 shall wriUi In no one.' he seaanod i ast after oasm withnut

comment till her eyes rested on tho one

wHivnu hiio mwt inscribed her friend's name and her own the night bef.ife. "Bel," she pud, "look hern!"' and she turned to her friend a tace of hprrinVd surprise.

i nore were tlie uames she had mgUrd there the previous evoniiiw Mi lk TOtM HUllllw k'aak..llt-

v , 7- , - " . " ww ii iT, lean.

Hut !wnath tbeot was another In a bold and manly hand:

iro naruinir. NashvUie, Tenn.

,'!,,te Ute ln tlw ato'-noon when they climbed the stairs of the old niUL and ther foiiud iku miiL.. .i

He wa an old sailor, brown and weather-beaten, with kindl iir

and queer little milil Whim ti. -"L.I.

on. in h s ears. He was a l'ortiiLnt, lie told them, wu baru i tu x

anu bad snout nuuv vm. r ku

uHn the sea.

"ip y" H America?" asked Bel. "Yw, yea, I like it here, it's a biir country, but I Hku Iwiim on

JAe Aw. My woman, she have her brother here, and so I stay."' ;I hoM you will go liome some day,'' cr.el Amy, impulsively, putu'ne out her band. "Oh. yes, I tink so, write you name in my book before you go? and he proudly produced a register, the uift of

Wbetn Hoom thee lire, mr dear?" bs) asked, haiking khully at the i)retty yotiagface. ' fS,vi?ln in York with my friend MW hrd." answered Amy with au attempt to draw lie! into thecoma saUon. but tli young lady was intent on some ivory carving, and tornui a deaf car to the appraf "Is tlifij a married woman?" nest inquired the old lady. IW Amy looked up to find the eves 7 Jfr mm axod Pn hr With dexaded interest.

'ion. I tiiti.b u.. l? -I. . ...i.i

- - " iit Haiti, fufldlyttand wa fain to get awuy.

j ur ronng man aaseated, and they waikfd alntut iu i.ilence to the top of tlu' lull that orerlooks the harbor. Onoa theiv. Amy turned and faced him. "Mr. Hard n?. I don't know what, you wdi think of me. but I am the most wrtjtehed girl In the world. When I was uom.ng litv I made a little plan" " Will it make it any aasktr if I teU

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con-

inuoun man eame to her rescue. - "(Jood-bye, madanie," he said, holding oufbia haml "I hare enjoyed the afte;-n0o gmvfy.'" "l amgradlhue has, friend, I like

uiv m u. ysomo again and What is thy. naiuu, so that 1 member thief?"

lie oast a look of mil.l i1.mm .

What -: " uU uat at Amy's retreat-

m nun ana answered distinctly: "Harding, Tom Harding, from Tonn.4-see."

w me. may re-

some former v!!tii-

'You writ', Amy.' sJd Bel. and the from " wna P1. "d

oiu miuer bent over her chair, alalia euterod:

was

Mr. Tom HsMIhk. MIsk iMtbel onl. Ho looked at the names curiously a moment and said: "You husband here litiM while ago. You to meet him when you come?" and turning clt to the page before, pointed out:

Tom HurJln. NMtavllto, Tenn

Amy did not appear at supper that night, and Miss Ford I

Harding's quesUon said brleny that she mind.

as wey sat m tneir room that even

nig. mey neard the twang of a guitar in the parlor below, and snatches of

aoog sung m a iinj baritone voice. "Oh. we had such a treat last night, Mr. Harding," aakl one of the ladies.

""s "-i un i ne auurs next mornng. "your husband's singing is charming; we were so sorry you were too tired to join us." "I aVcn't any husband." cried Amy. fiercely. "That is." she added, lamely, "he isn't here." , r0,.V" id My. with a certain nliectlon. "We all thought from your haringthe same name, and com in u-

h and eatimr at tli

same Uble. you know. It u othL isn't

ir git Us a coincidence! One of your

.-wMt wimiim, i suppose?" ahe added, insistently, "My husband ba no cousins," said Amy. and the lady passed on to confide o another guest that he thought "ywing Mm. Harding wn. to speaTas mildly as possible, odd,"

Amysaiu notmap to her friend of

you that 1 know

" J oil know

' Ves. 1 couldn't help bearin? yon on the boat' h explain. h. hastily, "and when I found rmi hail .... .....

, name, I was amiWl, and " j "Ye. 1 seebut last night came here, aud sonebody called m Mrs. J Harding, and he asked m if I was

married, and I said yes, and headed if you were my husband, and I aaiil wU.

were, and - hero her voice brok into irrepressible sobs "lie-s gone away, aud I shall never see Mm agaut." "Shall I go and bring him a k? asked the young man, h-lpleIv, looking down on her bowed head till imlv.

eringform. ;Oh. yes. do," she cried, 'tell him I didn't marry you that I wouldn't marry you for anything" "If you will teU me Lis name," said the young man. a trifie grimly. "I will' try and make that fact olear to his

natures

ea

different

name la Thni-nlvl U.mw

ii . . . : -

imimuvKo, ana ne going away to-

uay

"Iborndvke,

an

Harry f f

4, " -swj" "i swfa irviyvii a3t

. mm ever anuuc 10 utat again " "I won't, )er.M said her friend, oothingly, "but since you didn't marry' I e t see why" "That's just V answered Miss

.morgan, eageny; "w i had married I

appear

Amy crinitfonen but said nothing. f J Mnntwr, but proposed a visit to "It isK you hmbaadr' he persisted . Paiwinet and Coatue in search of "lea-no I don't know,' statu-! fV0"- A tly glided along over the

raereu Amy. uome, Bel, wo must u,Me,WRU' m the yacht Ulian, she forV0' i gt the nonce the troubles of matri"I tink you catch him If you make t JOBy mI the inconvenient presence of haste." said the miller placidly. t Mr- Tom Harding from Tennessee. ruey were a little late at supper that Com5nK honxi toward evening, ther evening, and found the chair opposite w,re ,nc, in th by the waitress their own. on wliam who handed Mies Ford

Dad congratulated thmiuhnd i ti.l "He ukml nHlf.nlu,u. it

m . . . . - t vhv : . ii is uiiu uu

Jrnties wasn't small, with big dark e;es and I told him yen, and then he atked

away

b road -HhrHi M mu

younr tetiow with gray evesl

"los, mat btm." cried Amy, with charming disregard of grammar. "( an you wait here a little while?" and before she oould answer, be was off. Se'af. ,IOWM liii Mi Wilh lhU PrinaT .She stood where he had left her, looking out toward the sea. An hour later a hand was laid caressingly on hers, and ah turned tn

Harry Tbornayke's honest eyes. "So you are not Mrs. Tom Harding burtHqjteld (JfA) JlefiultUcatu

The Beit Tebacce-npe. all pines were emmllv ditraKU

HiigHv ue eiassea, aiconling to.

If they

iiiorninir. ntleu. i ha oc.-iiumr .

should wish to Muuear einirle, ('nn tall young man with sreniat blue

Bel, I'll chaperoue yon beautifully. It ?nd c,r features. Formalities are if 'i'en wasn't a Mis Morgan here with

. ,o iHi uwn way, wott t you, r '""."""""." "re.e, anu wen "i' 'ni, anu i anui. no, there wasu t.

wwf - Hii iNwiMMi ine nutter aii,i t h imi.i ana ne seemed rrmi mr u wk r

I . . -"-- WBU, l Hlvilin.U W I1I7II

their merit, as follows; 1. Soft earthen

p pe; aeerscnattm; 3. Hard earthen P I: J ?a Pet 5. Porcelain pijw; 6. Metallic pipe. The white earthen pipe, porous and permeable to li.puds, is put first, be

cause it is a goon absorber of nicotine: the metallic pipe is put last, because it allows ail the iioxiou prodtwts formed luring the combustion of tlie toba -co to reach tlie mouth of the smoker. The meerschaum, which immediately follows the clay pipe, deserves its place onJv on c4mditlon that It is not too old. If it is seasoned, it is as bad as a wooden or porcelain pipe. Tne seasoning o which poet- have sung, may be full of charm tor the amateur; to the hygienint, it simply indicates that the pipe has had its day, and is now aaturMiMti with

Am utouh;

-Mra. ParaeJI. Use Irish leader's other, is rtyled "Ireland's Joan at Are" by her admiring frleads.

-It is said them are five genuine fgures of Shakespeare in existence m h of which the name is spelt in a erent way.

-J f W. Field waa onee a clerk ha A. T .Stewart's store at two doilat . week. Iu twelve yearu he made a Mar fortune. A'. JT. James (. Fair Im the wealth!a I nited .States Senator. He is an Irish n:an. and is said to be worth more thaa. $4.U00.000.- Uhictiqo UtniUi.

Charles Readi 'i life up to the ago of forty-three, in the eyes of those who knew him, was wasted. Then be wrote "Never Too Late to Mnd," and at onoa became fatnoua. -Mrs. Van Cott. the revivalist, hast been engaged in her special work lor nineteen years. She is bow in her 54th year, and say she ia the spiritual ' mother of souls.-CMcaoo Jour nal. :T!Gtll .n1 corrPHident. attends strictly to his newspaper work. H does not make his own contrasts with his journals. His wife does it for him. Khe, in fact, transacts all his business, While he does tbe Mterary labor. Ha

income cannot be less; than I5,0OO s ear.-M y. Tribune. London has nearly i.000 newspapers and periodicals. Paris lfts, New York and Brookjrn 687. That combined circulation of the Paris publications exceeds that of the Uiadoa. One-teeth of the circulation of the periodical publication of the globe is enjoyed by Pari publishers. .Somebody has discovered thai John f with in Latin is Johannes Smithms; in luliaa, (iiovanni Smith?; Spanish, Juan Smithas: Dutch. Hans Schmidt; French, Jean Smoets: Jreek. Ion Sikmitoa; Ksnsan. Jouloff 8km'towkij Polish, Ivan Sebnitttiwcisk; Chinese. JahaaShinunifc leeiandic. Jabne SwiUison: welch.

iwfn ficnmiuu; atestcan, Jonll t'amitlL One of the most remarkable facta in the recent history of English journaUm ta the pace devoted to American news and to editorial comment thereon. Tho America u department is now a reoognb.ed feature of every daily paper, and the quality as well as well as the quantity of the matter referring to tho Lnitid States has vastly improved. The late Junius Brutus Bootli built m, the Masconome House at Manchester by the Sea, near I to ton, for a summer residence for himself and his family, hut was forced by numerous application fur board to convert H mloa hotsjL which his widow. Mrs. Agnes Booth, now keep and is making more moaor in the business than she cam ever on th stage. Boston JoHraat.

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Miss Ford, with relrn.iir.H..u'K.. "'"" a responded with nrof- t'"re wa'n't only vou and Mr. 1 wnaooo-mice; and that it must ba m.

4o you not iiave your own way. Amy? r'.u . they began to converse Hsnimg as come together, and lie said ' by sqotber one, or be passed But you'll repent it, and I .hai't have fr,811, "i1.11- of un- He aid he, cai thU evening, and he hoped through the lire to purify it, as is one moment's immuw " tttat Jie bati been at Surfsido in th t he'd find Vou as he was mlr av.v done in the eoflre-bouaM f U.jua

Keoent its vwi v r . morning and out rowinsr in the )iriwir morrow." 1 Kverj- old nine, brown! will, bw,.

"In what condition was the nesrinli TU . . l. l i . ....... r-: -

otivh wv tmt, un i-n oi nis iner

name. Mrs Mm What i mr t,.,..

band's name, Bel?" "I ilecline all acquainUnce with Myths," Miss Morgan, after some thought "I have it now Bel. dear, lei me .

aentyou to Mrs. Hardinr. Mr. Tn,,.

-Ill- XT'. , , .... ,

Uav. It was liel who

remarKs; Amy sat in

later in the

answered his

silence, occasionally Hashing dark eyes 1M W the card out silently to

im. airanger, as it wishing to wnst K 11 mwhanl-aily from

i nanit- ou naoitation.

- were i iao oUl ni,n tMs

ueuvwrsu ner messafe, tna irxri urm( .1 tr. .1 . , 77

t 11 P ,1 1 -.' miuivibuivmaiQin,

A

noon." she a.-tll will, lii.i-

iu mm. iiaruing. Air. Tom i ,1 : z ' , , ; "'":

Jianting. of Nashville. NaahvUle u - j HVF" "7. ";Jr..WBr "sing irom tne table.

, r . , --. -,... .... I Iniliuiil " k " I Ml ....

goou mr-on ptace, yint know,"

ne

l i miit'ti -in int.

mm rum vwa io trown, but lAuirhed u..." if "r

inateau anu bowed. "Now. itaihv leit mat nor

Harding," she said, "uerham v u "mrf, f11 b,M!n MMwI in TtMwill it J'tw. .T. r Iou " I'd irive auvthinr if r hlH

Site took it

I., i. j. . i i . i. . i i. , . . .

"' nwiicu m ii nefpjeasiy a niomunt, and then dropped it on the floor with a little Dmatllrn nf ilanali.

It bore on its smooth, white surfaoethe

ie answered jwlitely, "It i insyriiition "Harry Thorndvke, Mow resting old place, I be- j York.1'

They ate aunner in a twn.rr iiUnn.

nroKeti now ana then hv w.Hrir

teenen-," and they fell to taikimr ?

the beaitty of the waves and the whitoaatled vessels outlined against tlie din. taut horizon. Th;y t slightly apart from the cro.w fclrow-passengcrs, and. abaoriwl iu their talk, did not note a sinIlk tl,mAi.m-mmm -.-I. . i I

iiKinrcr, who stoiegtii t iv away as i r . , , . tne steamer nearmi tlwT ineyard The ,,l,eVr, old l,.,,8 i1";1 wlM listener waa a vnnmr u i ii lnt hours in the br.Wbra

comely, with laughing blue even anil line, clear-cut features He wore a awil nf unll 1. tlu. .. . . ."

r",v. " "winMmi xnr,anu carneu in

bis hand a traveling -atchel neatly lettcrad "T. H." lib face betokened a

i .w . .

nvBs on tne lip and tongue an acrid

ana sirnng-smelting liquid which irritaUw the tissneii and corrode the mucous secretions. When It has reachod this condition, the finest meerschaum is no better than the meanest scorchthroat, lndependttntly of the substance, the form of the pipe has an in-

Ingredients which tobaovo-siuoke iontains, Turkish and Indian pipes, in which

nuncii i hi im men uv a mniMrk- . . : """" " o uwcniuinaa

Umii, ' tmm M, 1 1 . I Its smoke through a Ii.. ,'!

11, Kin: aumiiieu to her friend an ihi- from Mi Fnnl t lanre pronortion of the noiaonnu.

t m. t .11.1. era. . t a . sr

j ine young man danced now ami j wwi m im tiernuui

I"'" t Miss Ford's companion, but

wenem notnmg nut downcast lashe for,

re-

luuuuwrt (.uc avairs ro uteir own room: "hut I'll carry it out to the end now," She added, defiantly. If I only knew who that dreadful Tom Harding" was." Two or three days glided by In uneventful comfort Mm. HMnlW

Morgan, and M Lis Ford loitered about

little perplexity and much amusement.

as na sNuntered to another part of the deck, and devoted himself to the pages of a Nantucket gunle. He glanved now and then at the young women Who hat! so unwittingly bestowed upon him their confidence, and. as he did so, he smiled. 'Py wt in desultory fashion wjl the summer twilight fell, and the jrfetnresiiiie olJ town of Kanluckei wwe in i sight. Miss Morgan sprang up from her chair, and, gathering her wrap around her in a careless though not ungraceful way. called her friend:

v. iwtt, 17T31. i m longing io uegtn mv H a." and they threaded their way deftly through tlw crowd to the landing - place below. There they quickly g. t into a oarriage and rolled away through the on blued -pared atrcela, with "the hoarse notes of the town-cner ring ng in their ears. They looked about them eagerly, noting the fltaint old houses, and tlie charming graw-grown streeta. "Oh, Bel," cried Amy. "I'm half

wri r wu cariif. - " Why, dear?" naked her friend. "Hncatfea I shall never want to

They breakfasted gayly the next vV "towing Intl. slight attenttott on their fellow boarder. Tfioy had a nap of the kdand anread ottt before Hwtn, and twoas onallv Invoked the aid f the NanhK-kat waitress ht making their plana fur the day. ITtere m the oh) mi)!, tbe eld hotuw, JWMde and ;oon.t," said tk young waman, conaoleBtknialy chf!ktng9li the

away

- .w . vbw erssri!ie

n was in one of tlraee that they heard of a museum kept iy a sea-Capiain's widow, and dteided to visit it. the

anernoon was rainy and they found the little room well filled. "Come right In, young women," said a hospitable voice as they passed in the door. Young man, hand those women noma chairs. ,T They w ere seated, and after a moment's pause the lecture went on. "Barna:les from a ship's bottom," said the lecturer, dbplavingaome specimens as she snoke. of which t h.v

themselves on the ship's bottom and prevent it from sailing." Amy stifled a lauirh Ixdrfnd br fan

and looking around to avoid meeting her friend's eves, encounters.! Ui Zj

the young man Who sat onnosite them

at table. They exchanged a glance of

J J. v amusement, - This.,' said tlie widow, "is the headdress of a chiefs daughter worn at boat-racing, of which the materials are found in the ualm-Lree. and wr

lu.u..ttr..i i ij ... V ....v.

wnuvuui nviMi-firess it is. will tnee

put it on, my dear?" addresaiaf Amy.

After a moment's hesitancy. Amy complied, and the curious structure

proven not unbecoming to her glowing face and dark eye. ' IWWkl ttw OM.

Ann think no aisrnwe," P01,!11 Jturer, orteriiig a small kand-glaa as she spoke. When the exhibition was over, Amy and her friend lingered to aak a question or two, and were called mkw to regiiiter thelf names. "One would think, everybody here kept an intelligence offio4'jmrf Amy, as he again wrote her MrntdPs name and her own baleful title. Ami she bade good bye to her boniest a formality carefully observed by all viattorf-tmi old lady dtfnlhad her. f f

his nains.

"I shall be sfck this evening, Bel." said Amy, decidedly, as they paused a moment in the parlor, "ami you may tell Harry Thorndykc what you like. " "But he didn't come to see mc. Amy," expostulated Miss Ford. The woman who deliberates Is lost. A tall figure darkened the door. Th..n you are here, alter all, Miss Morgan. " ami Harry Thoradyke sbok

wi ipmrouiy With poor Amy. tI never was so down Id my life as when the girl said you weren't here with Mm Ford. I looked at d AmZ

myself, too. and oimhiH'f fimfyW name anywhere." , "Oh, Mrs. Harding," said an cxr"lvf1 jwwnf ly came hurriedly into thvhxmt. 1 nag waar

v.vl . ' . . . "!w young man, "but could you lend me a shawl, if you are not going out? No, don't come; I cnn gt It myself. " The gladtiesa died out of the young man's face. What-what didsfiecafl you?" he stammered. Mrs. Harding." said Amy. sharplv, last yU mrriodf" n.sai at -T"',ld rMisa Ford started from her chair,

mnwi aoout to apeak. "Awl the Mr. Hartllng whoae name w tlie register is your husband?" "Yea," cried the girl, frantically, and

wrB jifuiijj niao lurnea to go." "I I congraoiiate you," he said slowly, "but IsiHHtlda't have come if I .A?own'" Mi wont smllv away. Am1 "I don't know,' and ahe turned toward her friend a face of such utter wretchedness that the forebore further speech. ' 'How eould 1 do it when I lore hint SOr ' Ms they jnft the dlning-reom the next mom inir. Amv turned amliiiiMlv i m.i.

dranMMi Mr. Itfrdlng ' ' '' wajit to atMNsk to you MtM, phnuM. WW yod nke nw for a liuhj walkf"

111 MM

retains the irreat-r nan of th JtZ

products; the Dutch and Knslish clav-

a Sunday-achool teacher of a wufct-loofc-iag boy at the foot of the class. "DeadT ealtnly replied the boy.

A 8an Francisco naturalist seat a nice cage and a wagon to a friend house tor a line anecuaenof gronasW. hog that was oflered him. He reoeireal a sausage, and it took khn three dayv

-"I havo been gdng aronnd all dayv and now I am tired," remarked anexhauated Austin mother. Yoa are not like a wheel, are you, mar' asked Tommy. "Why, little hovf" "Ton aw tired after you go around, but a wheat hi tired before It goes around. " Tsamn tUjUnffa. "Say. Tobbs." said a voun- SWW

meetingldm late in a saloon laWint '

P .retain less. The metallic pipes of Thibet, becoming baUid. em ia

the mouth not only brown liquids' saturated with nicotine, but also a smoke

not enough to burn the tongue.-. Jeim BrcmmL, in frpnlar Sciaux Monthly. An Akyaainlan Belie. With the large majority of the native wmalee in Turkey, the prevailing tint ia ytllow. Nine out of ten of them are pigeon-toad and all the blondes have

irecKie. They never wither and dry lttt U. Ill II I I f I ..I.I .1 . I . .

"r a'Y" ,Mt u,u uu m nations to the north and weal, hot fatten mA

grow oily, developing ridges where

mere ought to be hollows, growing at the edges and settling in height, until at

vnnj wumannoou tney nave no mora

shape or figure than a Hubbard squash.

ni were to have my choice of tbe

wnoie invoice, 1 should take an Abys-

oniwjMfj. x ney are uirineiy tali

anu sienuer amt black at the ace of

spades. The featuras are ehmrlv cut

fm regular, the eyes liquid and tbe

Hps re and full. The bah la black and

wmajB, but somewhat coarse ht fiber, pair dross In pure white, and the black face and red lips against Urn white, set-

Mng oi tbe burnous give an effect that

mas enchanting as a picntre.v-Cvr. -Son Fnmdsco Chronklt,

The oldest member of the Zoological collection at the Kegent's Park, is

London, died recently, being a black parrot from Madagascar, which was tresentod to the society ia l..M, just two years7' after the gardens wore opened. The bird had therefore lived in tlie gardens fifty-four years. How old It waa when It arrived hi not known.'

A keg or bag of charcoal kept In milk-rooms or eilar wh re t .atA U

ntilk will he found advantageous esnm tdl1i. ir tl ij i. ..i 7 fil.j

iu u.,wi ceiiar is menneu to n at all damp, says the faiUmt Fmrmr. The elmreoal will absorb both dejnuwaMaad odors from the air, and thns pranma the mflk. In great mawmra, frest tnlnt

TTon re a Jawer and a aefcolar. Wbuk

wonld be right-1 drank blindly, or. I drnnk blindly ?" "Nexaer's righu " saM. Toboa. bracing himself np on the conlt tor. "You should any, I'm blind drnnk, The witnesses present tnongbt so, Mm,: Scissor. - ""T" Stationery Poetry. WhrMne penboloer to tisbt. t4 Ike paper cutter or W22TJ, "r5r ftaat wise t eeve a runt few a . wm Wbrdid tbe lnktsM( knnr. 2J82 wrrn5! tratstl H sbOMM trJ to rubber SryT Aa4 make the paper ireiflit. Jlcreasnsf frwevirr.

t "Why." be pleaded, our very rb cununances bind us together; our similar tastes, oar friendship, long acqualntancer" "Yea," she renlied, -wen age eould bind us together.' "What ag dearest?" he asked. "Mucilage," HZ swered aba, gluemily. A minute Inter, as he paste up and down the room aleea, he realised thai his failure was gunvplete. iye. "Mamma." comnhdned a little gM. running Into the bonse, -me and TWllne wanted nurse to sit down and let ns

pour sand in her back, and she

woman t." t.'ertninly not. Me dht quite right." "Well, that's what von told her she was to do when she fast came' "I toid her she was to hstyoa and Willie poor sand down her bn kP "Not exactly that, mamma, hot yen t!d her she was to mind the chUnkon." "I had no kiea vou were a machialsi

said a bright ( Jotbam ariii to her asaart.

an AnsrioHBaniac of the fin. davmM.

they stood watching the menkeya hi

pwhw me, aw," ha summered, ht great confne on. "Will von. aw. do m tb

favur.aw.to nvptala your eonnnd want?"' "It in no conundrum, Mr. ddlepaas. It's a fact." "B .t. aw. wm lr w4r

dve Utlnk Pm ahowwM machialstP aoanaa every dme yon look in thnt engb yon make a monkey w.eeek1' murmured the erne! maiden. Mr. Addtennte fail bask iatoa knoyearrhMn and wiw token to thi Hone lor laenciW I k4et.wiTi lJmmmL ,

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