Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 26, Number 17, Jasper, Dubois County, 29 February 1884 — Page 3
WEEKLY COUJ&IER. a C. DOANK, JPllUlMr.
JA&FEK.
INDIA.
MT MOTHKIt-ISlAW. IswrM. NMifnlnf in autumn. - JSI? frequently tkhpM: Beware of your ifcota.-ein law?I rented mory cottage. JWM mt of I he iioite of the tow. And IWMr as i.rioles ntafed. HP eenteuiedly down. AM SMuebow it prvMutly tiaftperted ?"r of . ir kitchen. luu from ny raotfcfr-in-Uiw. smw4taMa wnca my lultor wat hears. And wane eicwedlnirty low, 1 1fnk :S n, f",w 'Uscouraied, wIM my t.lHi. and Jtut trouble wb niMidfiiir Uru-a, And kjr li-hum.c w.h.mi thaw. From the haml of mr inothtMii-Er, But www oat eot4 whiter moraine. -Jn MMM valfer and nil, The wile I hal rhribl M fondlr Lay unt and saweenleos and still. "? 1 rlV? " ,,M' ehjldwa Was toft In the world all alone. To Jorjr for a untile that had vanished. To vt-p for a face that bad rooew 1 ,,b5L"lLof ':"w aiKMit me. I thought of ta- varUd pmi, A2d w.inT wh bIo tha futwa And , like aa ntr.-i from ll.wven.
..r-uu lurniii. or, itar-Oni I t A form lMrtt;iw down to iny Imbies, To loiro uf ioj mother In-law.
rJSrS? iTsT1 ! Urn loud knocks .ha , left tit door and entered. Tildy
uaiocked tbe
hastened to
turning .... : , r"r" r,erF- aaay wwm
mysen; now tup to tot, Wu I a de- 1 women aai on th tiiri ... meoted lunatiet Iff -m i" IT r!T . talking M
lull iioeitt of my nlMt, why tiki not wiy Mir turn wltite? I wu aawrivdnn Ui auidK. What cou!4 It meaa With iH oa volunUrvUjp oa my part I wu i Ituvnih lmn out oi lb citvr talked; and Mnllnl out of toy owfl btrnm. 'It k StenUuraiio, ' I and, thmtizh W ckinobiHl tenth, I have at UI a ! roat mw w head slid I will have my j frwNloru. I wilt let my neighbors know ' "iwjtf.,,'oltl eHslKaooylhr.urh ' the nnntery duor. dil I tell vu that I f ahnwml Mr. Howe through the hie t toiav. and b4 ha aa g l aa promised to takf it at your owu term for tire !
yean, r I irroaued
that Kay ny could not mm me at that moMJflit. you hear, d-ar?" the limlttad. 'Yea, but I, am too tired to iliavtiii arnthinz to-night, ihi jret the lights out a (xd aa jMmible. I an completel woru out," 1 answered, fr;tlulh . but w ith great nincvrity. "1'oor OTareP' alyhed ahi-. You
need the rt and quiet of the country as mui'h a I.M
women will a lunar as thev ilmred.
n hen no exeuwe could aerve to keep Uut Jimm up loapr my wife ruefully lighted her to our pretty gwatcoamher, dnmtling lievoad xpraMioa. no dottbt, the return to liar on an.
U-n. l "I hope you d.a't feel lonely, tler. ' away up here?" she aaid at lact, takuig 1 up her candle. N n o. not lonely exactly." r-1 turnud the girl; -a little afraid, per-1 hap. ' ( Afraid T' cried Fanar. aad theeold !
j cnills crept alofijf her plae, ! Yea, a little. Ifui vou were all
! awav ao Ion? and th Iwmiw wan Wr t
otto voce, and I wm fdad . "We. I only thought wnne tramp
- Fanny interrupted her, aayiog.
uBiiuiy an ant' couHi:
namma any: 8hut font door!" no Toddy can't oome in neain."
lid you unlock the door and go oat alone, dear?" I now interpoeed. "Ym, Teddy open door, but mamma ys 'No. no.' Then naughty pooplo make nig noiee and ocare Teddy. a1. - a. . 4 a annua . "
--lawn wuar ooaxeq nray. "Then mamma play with papa' a pia-
' rapa hnq mamma not to toueb, he added, severely.
-i bon l came. jut in time to poit
im: lua. juu raar i aaiu, langhmir.
Hot my wife wat not In the humoi
for ioking. She at cr1ng over her
entta for a long while without apcakinar
Mulueni.v ae aaked: "(ieorge. how did
you uappen to come norae, after all?
"tj, 1 had a rartetv of reason: but
the priuciuU one wa I wat hiu slck
lor the country. ChieayQ Tribune.
Mow UUfeetton.
i nra. uie simniH ami nnu mmmom
I m n oomc down and atay with me. ! form of the malady, is sometimes called
sdsii oe giaa of your eompan v. ' simple dvapepsia. It is
now rjod mv wifn wu T afn.;l
Mi Jones rueMed by her eager invitation. Mie told me that V. Miss Jones had finbhed the aentenoe about the tramp ane should have fainted. bo the two desceniled 1o mv wife's
room, which was in the
in men than in women, and esoeciallv
affecta sedentary persons and those
nervous Individual who eat rapidly.
swallowing meir iooa without proper mastication. It is also common in )er-
non wnose leeu are iteiective. its im
OXE SIGHT IX THE (tH'XTRT. I happened to come home late that might, for I had d ne I some old friends at the nlnb by way of sparing my w.fe the trouble of i-ntertaining, Now. launy wa the mwt, amiable woman in the world, and, f cuit. I never MX nenoui aU-ut returning at anv hmr I chose. But the truth wai ah h.l
gften up her happy country life lor my
' . mmi i Kitew wax ane aecretiv
. . i " w u uu j i-uum; im uciwirnt acilTKY IU lite . ' m'T n;,w,nir how- f PMy j opened into the nurerj', as well as up-; mu-cular walls of the stomach and in-
" '""l " rounn nreei was jet, iur- on tiw ptama. 1 suppose they had unnished ; and the tint day of Mar found 1 consciously friirbtened each other, for
the narren familv oa wheels. The 1 thev caretullv inl u ik. im mU..u . w. .lif
j 'jJ -"j-www www wr awWH' ( wmm- hpw aa wiea- avtOHBV OBiO alUWSJ WhIvU iVa" piircba- of the farm had been amjptl mga, which Tild had secured hours be- j low the taking an exoesa of food, but
".. w uu-iiuoncii Don ' J.in;, sua oezan UJ nrnimre lor IiML are IClt ontv when a mm cralA
aa eM.MM
used to trade jack knives. If i hail even They talked till they were tired, then ! bas been taken. An hour or two after
... m. .u,vupunginenouM(imuia ; eacn inea to maKo the ot'ier believe she ' eatinif a sensation of weiirht and onhave paid it a viit, but nothing had I was asleep, lying with wide-open cvet presslon is felt. The dWomfort con-tM-en farther from mr roin4 and 1 nat-, and ears strainwl to catch the hum' of , tiuues for mime hours, gradually wear-
urallv felt very
reacnvih.
Ill KM. . :i iu .i.
later than usual at th i.,b ,. ., I m a A1- ""Vf oI cantanunat
. . MM ih.iuU . UrL.. . . I. I tu - A I. i . i . . mA.
uv.vu,wi.mkvi "iuK. n cuouon; k , ui vn wwre me next meau The apI Would have hfien if tho Mil nt uuiu i Twtit U ..analli' .- i u...
i. , t t , , ... ... . .. : - v r j-- K.r... kvu.
ii wmuuvw ranny anoumesinat our waicntng sentry couw have aasured often ' the stomach will not be we
ootk snoniu ne removtMi from the town Uicm hour by hour that ail was well! ; pared for the reception of food at
u us m iou innuonces w nu they 1 At last ieep fell uim thera, but how meal time, as the work of diirestiur
.j..,,!,, uu.-uiim-ioiis in wu, i KnsMit-j siept tney com a never ten. : me previouf meal has not ret
,., uuiuv irom i nai i irauar wa wmwi oy a iatni souno, t ueen accompiisr.oa. twrnetlme there
inuHiini. it was certainly a Mteeess. aa oi some one try.ng the outside do ir. I considerable flatulence of the Our nearest neighbor was a solitary old ' A lamp had been left !.rning in such a stomach, the eructations bdnar tasteless.
...mm. una, M, a i.rai iiu a. imi m. iNMHHn uui i fftw I 'iwtr nw.iii.i tyi mut.fw.t . n iw.i'ur tuHru nti.ii.ii'.. n
re was twice that . lv seen. As she lutned. ii -lowlv
rrwds m hesvv that opened.
was esiieciallv dominant. So I thr..i t TT: 'V"n 4' r'!W.?.,rufl-
- - i far a
Shut that door!" she cried, with
It iilowl v ekMMMt.
tr think oT ame JlSLnt .h.OIW t,k,d tP,M,,fh ,tht Mmd .U,tweon J her hite as her pillows. The l (llina OI Some plraeaut tliA alittii.n nf ,tir kiMu ....tl.. . I... tt.2.,i l-..J l .t
---- l IHn.lllg HT. i uvw .U.MjJ At TWU OUWl
uvw carry an creax in even joint. We found the house 'prettilv embowered in vines wjios leaves would no doubt appear in due time. Tildy. our maid of all work, declared it was tax dirtiest boose sho "ever set foot in.' but Kannv
aid that was what everybody tliouirht
who was not UMd M niovtnir into t Then the women held a lonw im1 m.
old liouaea. It was Fanny's nature to t ioua consultation, neither Irvine this
uir iov umi i inins. anu i we ena i nme to conoeat ner lean, ihere was
mv hand I t .3 .J
wi intHt to iinna oi some p
topic of convemtiiwt with which to befHiile her luto che:rfulness. As I drew ni;arbome mv lingers vame in contact with a crump4.ll hit of piper in the depths of my pocket This 1 knew to be a telegram, which recalled the fact that my agent had that day taken a fruit -farm nr Yineiand to secure a debt: and this, in turn, suggested an idea. I would tell mv wife about Cooke'a bargain, and emphasise the ew$ by displaying the dispat.-h. Softly opening the front door. I roped my wav along the dark hall to the nursery, where I was sure to nod Fanny, and almost equally sure of; waktar baby. "Is that you; George5 be aaked. in a diacourased tone, without turning her bead. The wicked idea I M Ai. nzf - ...
uisgwnmig my rotce to note the effect rowod my mind, but I thought of the telegram and resisted the temptation. "Of coarse, Fannv. How cozy yon re ber. Turn up the lamp. I have omeU ii to show yon." f said, cheerily, as 1 smoothed out Cooke's telegram Wore her. "What do yt think of that. Fanf' Sbe rubbed W sleopv eves and cave the cradle a little kag with her foot to koop tbe baby unlet 0, George, how good you are?" she "rled. joyfully. Have vou real I v hwnght a farm? When are we to goF" "Why, you you wouldn't move in. March, would yon?" I asked, for, lack of aontothing better to say. "What shall we do with this noose, GoorgeF And the furniture? Hadn't ire better sell the hore and aarriage . .1 - a. s . a-a
w ite sommning a ituie mora auneu to country roader' I saw- that my wife was wide awake now, ao I yawned and replied that we wooW have plenty of time to think about that, aaal ramarkod that it was getting I suffered an occasional twinge of conscience the net dav. as now and tlxm I moallod my wife's innocent prattle about oar farm. I also begaa to fear that I had not behaved with my usual wisdom In the attempt to strew my own mth with Howert on mv return frwm tkm club. At dinner time a mm mc bed
in si
lence. Again the door beoan to onen.
and onco more Fanny commanded it to f hut. Tbe order was obeyed: but auit-
nain
i . . ... . ...
iM,.wfn soouiuers or neneatb one
noulder-b.adc. and not infrenently in tbe region of the heart. Palpitation of tbe heart often occurs in tbe night, caus
ing great alarm on the rt of the patient and hU friends, who entertain fears of bis sudden death. Sleep is disturbed and unrefreahlng. The tongue is often foul in the morning, with a bad taste in
we mouth. Ail ibe svmntoms men
iug the action to tbe larking falter in tiooed are ereatlyevaggeratad by a late my wife's voice, no doubt, tbe mov e- i supper, or by an unusual excess in iiuaa-
ment was less prompt than before, tity or quality of food. The bowels are
n ith one bound rauny sprang to it and t const ipated, but may be regu-
iiiraru toe xey. wnwn was suu inside. , mr. w nen the difficulty has been long
continued, there will be observed a
marked disposition tosWpjifterineaKor
unnatural sleepiness at other times, and
mat form of
slowness of
the food nnder-
of a month she and Tildy had contrived no use in waking Tildy, who would only decided loss of natural vivacity anil en-
ergy. a cm ayspepsia is indigestion In which the dieestion is such that tm
goes fermentation, forming adds which
irritate the stomach and give rise to
the same symptoms, much wagyerated.
which have been mentioned as attend.
ing slowness of dirartioa with several
to make our cottage snug and home- add to the panic by rousing tbe aleep-
ing cniwren. l'reaurui as it seemed And I was not at all nnhappv. In-1 the only alternative was to call for help, deed, my own indlflerence causVd me I So thev crept'ttp-stairs. and. thrustinz the rravest foreboding at first. 1 seemed their heads out of the windows, they to be paralyaed. Perhaps my neighbors . both yelled like Indians: " Mnrder!" had recognised my mental dbxirder. Fire:' "Thieves!" "Help!" Alas.
to R. As time went on, however, I re- s deaf at that, and echo only answered ! others, the principal of which are bearttoraed td my old self. The humdrum j They descended anth waited. Not only ! Hiru. regurgitation of intensely sour life I was forced to lead grew intolera-! did the noise continue, but thev dw- . lfouid from the stomach, arid htukuw
ble, The spell of lonsrimr for mv old tioetlv saw the knob tun. Thev Wi tioas. a white ttmtmm. ftw.nMM,.v
benfun to barrieie tbe door, when Til
dy appeared. Miss Jones afterwards told me that Tildy's black eyesgkmmed
haunts came upon me.
Just about this time 1 received a letter calling me to the citv upon a mat
ter ot tmstness. aany made arrange- out ot her white face, like the eyes of utents for me to go by aa early train, , the "Hrt .there of the Misericordix," so that I might return that same even- i fnm behind their masks, ing. for she was timid, and dreaded the Jnst then the baby lifted up his voice, thought of my absence for a single My wife harried to the nurserv, and night. Upon my arrival, however. I d only succeeded in irncinc his
shrieks ton simple whine, when Tildy
nttereii a niooacufdUng cry: Teddy bffoner
Satisfied that it was too true. Fannr
found that I could not do this L
therefore, telegraphed my wife to that effect, and also that Miss Jons, whom I had invited to visit nut, would so in my place. Fanny was fond of all young ladles, and Miss Jones in particular. So I nattered mytelf that I had made such a satisfactory an-anae-
ment that I need be in no hate to return.
I was hardly able to conceal the by-1 ing: "onnd which had
isft (telurht with which I intered mv i aent up.
elub that evening. My friends were The loss of her child now seemed to
gat to see toe, in a way; but I felt rouse my wife to heroism. She be-
wlth transverse fissures, often flab-
by and indented at the edges, acid saliva, causing decay of the teeth, bowels likely to lw either constipated or unnaturally loose, grinding of the teeth at night, and a reddish sedim ent in the urine. No one patient presents all the symptoms, but more or less of them. There is quite likely also to be, pain at the pit of the stomach, with soreness on pressure. On account of the extreme downe of digestion, farinaceon food
always aggravate this form td dvspep-
took up tbe alarm with variations: -My ; sia. Starchy-food, suzar. fruits, and
especially vegetables of all Muds, cause great increase of acidity and heartburn. In some eases even bread and nli sorts of preparations from grains will diagree. Sugar, or any food containing it. will give rise to great distress. A meal consisting of animal food almost entirely may be digested without difficulty.
though milk frequently sours. The di-
boy is gone! They have stolen my Teddy r As near as I have been able to get at the facts, the uproar insido had risen to its height, when a muffled pounding took the place of the tinker-
so lung been
rnwmki in litpubt. Frederick L. Ames If a director m ifty-two railway eomnaaios. Jay Gould in twenty-four and Hugh J. Jewett in twenty. -A1. Y HentdT Dr. George Fordyoe, the smatomist and chemical lecturer, for twenty years lived on one meal a day. He had excellent health. Chicago Herald. American women owe a bow to the FiU'Mall CtsuaOs, which says: "American girls have a deserved reputation for general courage nbove all their sisters elfwbere." - Mrs: Frances Hodgson Burnett has not yet fully recovered from the severe illness of last summer. Her young sou is the editor, printer and publisher of an amateur paper in Washington, Ex-Governor Frederick ttaiyth, who has been Cashier of the First National Bank of Manchester. N. H.. throughout the twentv-eight years of its existence, has been made its President. An Oswego gentleman recently paid the ninety-second annual subsciution of his family to the New York Arc may W. The subscription was originally made by the grandfather of the present payer. Rv. Dr. John Hall, pastor of tho Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church in New York ( ity. is said to roceive ),- XX a year salary, besides a house rent free and 5U0O for a weekly story from Uob.-rt Bonner.
Thartes K. StUamon. who com noted
the song I Arise from Dreams of Thee, " Mild it for , copyright and all. The present holder of that right derives from it the nice little income of W a year. -A'. Y. Times. --It may interest people whom the cleverness of " ape Cod Folk" amused to know that Miss Sallie Maclean, the author, is an unusually pretty woman. Two young artists st u New York reception recently agreed, without collusion, upon a certain young lady as the handsomest one. present, and it turned out to be the witty Miss Mao-leau.
-J-John A, Cockerill. paragrapheraad editorial writer of the New 1 ork World, is supposed to be tbe best paid newspaper man in this country. His salary is flO.OUO a year. and. in addition to
this sum, he derives a handaome income from certain shares of stock in the St.
Louis Posi-Dutpa'ch, presented him some
years ago by Mr. IUtzer. fJIfoaoo
Aeurr.
Lieutenant Rhodes, of the LTnhd
States revenue cutter Dexter, who dis
tinguished himself at the wreck of the
City of Columbus recently, is described as "a man slightly under tbe average sixe, trimly and compactly built, and with broused and regular features, denoting energy and determination." He wa in the great tornado, hurricane and lidal wave which devastated St. Thomas thirteen years ago. There worn
eighty vessels in the harbor, and he wat
on board one of the only two were saved.
that they were lew enthusiastic than tin Might herself of mv nistols. which she ' eestkm beimr vefv slow, nortions of for.
the rlrcumunee demanded. They ' could never before be pennaded to ban- menting food remain in the stomach greeted me with: - Well. Warren, you die. Catting loudly: "I warn whoever ' from one meal to another, m that acidbegin to look better," and ' Glad to , is tampering with that door that 1 am 1 hy Incomes habitual. Patient suffersee that farming agrees with you. j gfing to shoot!" sbe pulled the trigger, ing with this form of dvspepsia are George." tilt 1 felt like knocking every ' and almost dropped tbe weapon at the f nsualiy very thin and hloodie. Occaman down thatl met. The sala) ww re;Mrt Tikty says that she and Miss ' s km ally, however, we meet with a case flat, and thtt wiawna inslnitd. f f hmrh Jonris nut thip IImmm Im tu.r mi. " rrf tht. inn.Mitj lrn1 la wkUk l...
J. shrank from metHirur rsnnv. and at of Fannv s daintv table with a KiVh. I but noor Faa haiint tho nhum an abandatmi at ti t)mni. .
mat sent her a note to say that I woulttevn stole a glan.ee at my watch to im j Another shot, and another, until the six , loose, flabby texture. Women suffer
" Who it the irst lady in tbelawl?"
nervously inquires a contemporary When yon come to Phlladeluhia. if von
will aliok yourself tm a little and eomb
the buns out of voor hair we wttl take
you up to the bouse and introduos you
to ber.-tTniadcliimi CmU.
indeed. Sue's new hat is no areas.
shakes, although she thinks alT the world of it," remarked Amy to the Hiirb-Scbooi eirt "No arreat shakes!'
respoaded the High-School girl, "why don't yon say vibrations of no amgnl-tuder"-C Citv Jkniek.
A small boy in Maine listened de
murely to the story of Samson's tvinsr the Hre-brands to the tails of foxes' and
then sending them through the Philistines' corn, and at the conclusion of the narrative aaked innocently: 'Auntie, did it pop?"-.V. 1. IndrpmimL Pleasr.res of Coasting.---Benathes Uieie a awn wnh sru! so dead Who never rods a bur "bob-sled: "
or be at home till a lata hour, ami
bvgged her not to sit up for me. But I
muzm as wen nate gone name line a
man. It was only deferritur the evil
hour, when rmust confess that I never
had the remotest itiea of living in the country, even though I might be tht possessor of forty farms. Still, day after day 1 put it off. while I wswforosd to hear mymlf praised for
snatimslmess, or to listen to my wife's schemes lor the education of our hoys when thoy bouhl be. out of the reach of chools. By and 'by our friends beCn to talk of our departure as if it bad ns a settled fact. In vain I assured them that H was all nonsense, and we were not going away at all. They took the pang of teparaiicm more phiwepphkmIIY than one would hare imagined, Mid I began to he a little sensitive. They even inoui red whether I meant to H or sell the house, what we were going jo do with our sen-ants, and if our pew "in church was for sale. All this was rather hard; hut when, h mtr eighth anniversary, onr neighbors jfwve us n little surprise party, prswstuMt ua With a silver hem -set amroPftotour tnarkeii a "a nainw testimowh of atann and regret, '"I was in deapahr. After tneoomjmnr wa mmsb RV, who Mnily nrvnoW m with a wok of cordiality to oar fnefts, hut X
fret Iwu-k barrels were emptied: then all was till.
my wife "narK, nidyl What w that?'
if I oould catch the train and
that niirht. The thought of
made me uneasy. She would b lonely, whiapered Fanny, clutohing the woman so far from neighbors. She bad owned mr support. to me that even in our pleasant home i Somebody was coming. Wa it on Fourth street, with Tildy in the friend or foef Thev listened. Strahrht
Mill VvlJ , nerrotit
i wa? sway mst ine neat ingot ner own at the very
Amm .1.1 llstd X. l A...aS j. L ... a.. a a aa
immr mniiw inn Knwkinx m toe uraveiy oefeauta. j no women
street uikw. wncn rue utile curly gnsed at each other helplessly, dog prieketl up his ears to listen she "Hello, Fan! What is the matter? dared notta"' what lie might bear I Open the doorP' I shouted, for I was wondered that I had not momrlit of S alarmed lo find the household aaiir t
from acidity more
of nmiih.
than men. Herald
i7 S2f w ..I.. !JJ ' V .T,k "P ti,e ""P- Jom kilRng a friend. The evidence a?thaMhetei her 1 ITtS, vTJT 2 ! MhaustlTe av- tnst tne rjeatuisot tier own at the very door which had been so u-j h- a. t,. ,.i.
now
this before. There was a flow train
leaving at midnight which would reach Peactmlle abbot two in the morning, and I resolved to take it. I had not a minute to snare, and as we crawled along at a snail's paos I was pnazled at my own iraostienoe to vet back. It
wai kmg enough after two when I left the train and began my homeward tramp through the deep sand. Fanny in the meantime had received
my telegram and hastened to meet Miss
Jones at the station. It wa a lonesome drive for the little woman; se sho
tot Tildy and the boys along, for the new crryall was very roomy. As she returned with her guest her hesrt sank heavllr. to rsmember that there was no
one there to greet her. JHiH, she tried ! to keep Up a shw of olswrtwlmew, aa witha kstljghinf "Opt, gtmiiiir anal
that hour.
Aa the door foot asnunst a
flew even I
little heap
struck my
of ctotbes
tightly wedged into the iamb outside. Oh, George! Our boy is jrone! Teddy has been carried off by burglars!" Wbbed my wife.
vi hy, no he hasn't, raany. Here he is!" and I picked up the Utile fellow from the floor. "You little lamb?' cooed his mother, taking him from me and covering him with kisses. "Did Um naughty man steal mamma's boy?" "Teddy did see no man, only papa," replied the astonished child. ."Why. my blessing! Then who dk take you out of your lfttJe crib and carry you oflT'
Nobody took me. Teddy out on
ormtosiBdrtn of mm
a i. . . . . ...
a noraiy-resneciea cut sen was ar
raigned before court for shoot ine and
wa d:
artruments
nan neen maoe tne Juoge said
"it is cieany proved that yon are guilty as charged by the indictment. "But I protest my innocence." replied the prisoner. "The indictment reads that I did shoot and kill the arvn-
tleman with powder and leaden bullet This is a mistake. 1 had no bullets at the time, so I loaded mv gun withpowder and a home-shoe nail. "That, indeed, alters the cane," said the Judge. "The indictment said bul
let when it should have said nail. You art discharged, sn"dramfUMM- Trsn
ellnr. mm i The Chicago Tribune has seen Irving and says that "bis intellectuality is luminous and widely horiKoued." Gosh! Sounds like a description of one of the red sunsets! Henn will sand home a copy of that paper. -
If VOU T UM1 (Mf. m mmkm mm will
Thea we sesse steeo sad ttfyp'ry MU. His UHjvafc roar stanon. mreat your tarns.
: J ' "W"T mv wpmrm as swiri as . And If you iwaah tk hut hIuu
tand praise wm leas frost weatt and 1
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