Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 24, Number 34, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 July 1882 — Page 3

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WKEKLY COlJItlKR. fu l J leenetr. JASFEK. I Shi A NA. rcOT FMOM TMM FAST. HomhMidrnch. Woods. the Maw ana or this Jfrtret shy nwsjnar. ray. We ponder what they twin- aad tak 'WVam far. nwknou nwtla. bav ntever K5TenbiwefM4 yonr aUnes ia taw t tfc Innil of two hundmd VMH Oar fatai sowed tae seed wttk hope aad nunred eat thalr beet stood to maxe Bam wait peril frost the nmr ftv avow. thav weal afeoat anwr wwk, urmrad to Par warn tae mUwm they Wjwtaartfca yaeaa uaraiy epM aayi The MRtaaowoA they awted oat wm at -rn; ThnaWht of wiwm and at children ataia. The thuc M f oxnOYre that wteH mt n-nirn, HaraVtwd thwWeahnrw totiay tumia. One tost the tenderett a -rer rend to vai: -Vhhwiiu wejhwr Another thy jwH toss; "fattVr, forgive Umnr But one atta M that MniM with tbem ta thdr sore d.tress. And ..mwe. ed rhetr strong- prayen ta the vast wtklern-.. They bu kW efcurchce whera to-lay they stand; new aMttinrfcowrY-faae ap everywhere, r Fur ll the prophf lent a bttlninjr baud; And. wbea to t tihalti ti tf summoned to prayer, Th- wurldfleet pot away their week-day care. Ami aic-kd from miles arwead to hoar the W rd. , And htthcr caw a waa with snowy hair, j Whuae piteona heart was for the Indiana He fweachedjsnd Ihej beihwed the holy ttrthae waea aw stone of war a ac VKmm tantay aadhar BLtwuenae Coomw he whom i Htettry pr jcuimm um am Tbe tirauen mut their ptoos and inaHih their Tq reftov asm ttmiutirvhrtani af aeieat; in iMuwr tk bma-tt minor nun The in-eoet ranete. ie ay nuea awe, Go Mft'ie taaia, mw ttw swaths of wheat, neraalame ad the Win-; ter'saleot! were the When we f- ttiem. i iMfest 'Their grMtaeat aad ttwir dory, ws are lost: . im in iMBa ' uriMtimtnipnHi ar no tonavr worth ttw htood waqpts rfathors had sen m at wua waves lhty Voices Uh mese upon this peaceful day Cntne like an from the Iron bled Past; And uiher eye upon the FtttttiaeaM. OnntaMUMI u fc h watehftti. and hold Tun ii imm w imm swu. fast f rerdoat of msr wtaat And t w fatbff' MMnto last, at teat. We aP dhonor on mr fataerr erf era1 ttw bet JUm! eureeoav wua ritaae of A MAWtED Orlnn aant laace treriaw hsurebedtt lurried tivayaHt the OUs AKil land they bale not yet decided whieh of tn ni wu fooled upon that important Occasion. One of them must hav e been, that is certain, since their vary marriage was but an April-fool-day joke, Oriella declares it was Lanoe who waa tho fool, beran-e he had always been averse to bU ndes and despised" flirts, and had frequently aaeerted that V ahe was the anl woman in the world ha Would not marrrher. Ail of which Mr. UrverinV haw tmtdmhingly erplains by saytng dmf tat was only averse to aiondas natora he sw Oiisltai want hwabbo was aanaral mta. never applkd to individual ees, and that if Oriella been the only woman in the world he never would katai had the ehance to marry her. At this his wife laughs with oft mockery, And.then Lanoe goes on tunny dust Orfefia was the fool, lor she Jaad aar admired Mm; she had repeatedly declared her hrtentiom of marlyW no man who could not ooout his waalth. .Iitrtidleds of thooaejadaf and abe was alreadv Bat 1 am telfiar thalr story too rapidto. Here it isia detail: Xahce Leveringproud, anbltioua, lnawdbrmf with ait those tranaoeadeatal vk'ws of marriage so commB4to man ; arht) aav utea too mae admmVi.nd hadahed by women, too easily soecess fat with then--and Or'aUa Uladmyr a fMiaabtoade. aad a Kputad jwsj pnebed flirt -met one summer at May tert. Tntewmwaf Mag i.ort, Nbd ' Sanborn, was a snataat eouain to them bath, end Hed and Laaca ware last Wanda; aa warn Osfalla. aad Ned's wife, Masnia. Of tnorse the two had hoard' "at each other, and always in glowtey tarn. until Lanoe badaame to dipauas theubject with aaiMMa, aaying tnat be dntetad htoadn' women and despised fiiruv and had aa dashw to ever know or at the beantabst Mhw Gladmyr: and OHattaaad eaaady dawtared that Lanoe tedgiag front tb elegant cabinet pbotafaih of STfone fiaW-wtar I ot mm ciBB.rBg in its neh at bar oouaia's dressinguna. and that ahe knew k was aoM, coaxwhed. and m every way UMMrouirblv detestable. And it seemed aa if if ed aad Maude, who wera ; nataialiaea that tiief favorlMar should . fpl to, rach otbar. never would an sajeaaHaful ht bringfagtha two Sogath er, Alter many ntoatha of anvnttttver ley, however, ft all happened vnekpact--faFratJaat. Laaea went to Newport to spend two weeks at May Croft, asaarad by the fhuhhrn rnfwrU that, Mien Gladmyr, was aa they sat at lunch, just Nad and atana and their sntaet. for once alone Orlelhv timdaryr walked bt upon them t5 arw nwsgn mt ww imaaBsy anas haamamanratlfaha wore not robed tat

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tvtoet very particular immediately, ihmv wm a coquette, audacious, inaepsnuaui, cU-ponieas ad. Impassiouate, thoroughly worldly, be told himself; and be aw no reason to change bis opinions aa be knew bar better. 'r So that ia Mr. Laoee Levering!1 exclaimed Oriella, with the falutest mocking eurl of bar luscious lips, wbea natea was over arn mauue nuu cciusaaied bar ta tba ebaiaeit the aMlda, of Mat Craft Yet; and do owa up. Oriel, thai be ia ftne-Jonainf." " I eamaoft. cUar. I detest men with dork brown eyea and lust a little i-url to j the hair. They are aiway iounerawy aon -eitad. Howatajbid that be ihoiid be hertf oat whan I had anticipated having seen a dellcioru little rienr' Well, be le here, and you'll hare to make tba best of it.'1 ail Maude, in her Marl glad thatU badaU hanawaed. We cannot send him "fcl of eoitrfie not . but ah&pa he will have the rood grace to cut his etay short, teeing that we abhor each other, and k would ha roach pleamnter for me to have him away." . But how do you know that he abhors you?" " I saw it in his eyas," id Oriella. calmly. All ot whioh beiair overhoanl by Mr. leering, who sat at his open window iaat next an onenone in Alias Gladmyr's mom. caused him to resolve to Uy his. faU two Hfeeka. He did abhor her. but ha wis piqued by ber, too, and had not the slightest Int. ntion of sacrificing his pleasure ta any way to hers. Being a man of cbarmiag manners, hojrerer, he did please Mis Gladmyr in BMaV atefa; afldaito danchhr ttether, lawyfoai that it waaMiaf a tboragMy tre their taovemea 4y4hmic harmonv. They drifted tWWh the two wet'ks, preserving a son 01 armed neutrality toward each other, and Mb, the la day V h Vpoinaed ssayjLanca was braugitt huaie with seteral broken bones and the prospect of lajnalnmir at Mar Craft for an in. ledpertoo. tie aaa neen inrown ir.jm mm a ... .a M his horse while attempting w;rctte aooM ladies from a earrfae drawn by a "TtTi TZLk after the accident that Lance and Oriella eane aa unaerstanding with each other that establiaiMd friendshio between theft. He found Mies Gla fmyr a Mightfal reader, but, for laasons best known to hinaself, be hated to let her read to him half as long or as often as would have been agreeable to hm. Oriella aaw thi. and fmnkly told him of it. Too are Terr silly not to make the most of any generous impulse I may hava." sbcevolaJmed. lightly. Iam not often given to benevolent acta. As for my falling in love with you -if that hi what you fear why. set your njiud entirely at rest You rs not at at a well-looUng ntan, according to my adard maeeauoe Deaatr, ana Maude tells me that von are not well, what i call rich, and except that you dance divinely, and have the amnners of a gentleman, aad just now eOveral broken bones, there's nothing inhere 4ing about on that any young wman should fall in love with vou."' Thank vou, Mi Olater, laaurhed Lance when aba had endofi bar gay little mocking speech. for bstng ftfbd at all to so hjSatereetiBg an okt fellow aa my--ffot at alL Ton know it ht awral

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tan way aad doeeaay aowtpeb m to help ber ears for you m anv way k put. I cannot do Much, hot nearly everyone Hkes to bear me read, aad tinee you enJoy it, too, why you and Maudo must makexne vary nMst yonaanatH oi my small cbaribr? ; ' ,! "liater toaftertblej sa.a Isaacs, eomlf. "Yon do rand waH." Yea: it is mr one a wmpli-bniem. fbtce I draamot of nMkW fame and fortune by it. Now 1 know sn easier way to get the fortune." A Ym1 fltanatiuiatwlv. . " Yes; to ntarry it. 1 never intend to marrr anv man who cannot count his munev by tha hundreds of thousand." I Indeed! Jfia yotutall Jna that for fear I shonlU fail in love with you."Oh. no," retorted ' OrieEa, nontiv. " I know there is not the slightest danger of such a thing. You need aa warninaa. Ton drnlike nad too much" M On the contrary, I dq not dieBke you, Maw Gladmyr; nut l no not ap prove of you.' It's all the same thing. Yonr Ideal woman it a sweet, why, dinging, ooavnutkmal little creatrire, who has never been tested In the crucible of the world's tires. 1 am -oh, altaost everything your Ideal Woman should not bef" Lanoe laughed again. They were nearer being friends than ever before. And now that yon have painted my ideal woman,' would you mind depict ing yonr ideal maaP" ' ' - Oh. be is tall, real tall aad slander. hoard, and nil motmrius nattit toeOttttt.' w , f ; , - 'j, j -1 see tha money onestion still prevails," paid iAttoa, With sliadtbsarcasm. trtemt opened her beautffdl big eyes vary wide. Why, of course ii does. Tha ambition q( my life is io marry rich. But Vm tbing yon, ISllooma again to rand just after dinner. We unttarstand eaek other now, don't weP We may aa watt be friends." Lanoe swdlod, aad bald out hk well band to bar. It waa nearty wmtar hafore May Croft tHm aauaMaH Mf Wm rhiHBrhjBBa mS tasnnn nrnjaajsaoaj ama9 sa and Maali her a want an ta

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able tedhaeover that bar two srianem othaw aaa era mehmafta nmw! inatead of ralawtaf to bar hejaaa im UadUanwa. tba two aaw a great deal of each othar. and ffNw. ay.saotw mui roonoonntiaTlrkwda. uatfl wbM. in March, MWM&lacof iswortaoae befatt Oriella, ahe ada Laaaa law flrat sharer of her secret. Be aura and be at Mrs. CBaadalors dinner you said there was eoeae doobt about ft-bceaue I want to mtrodoce yon to Mr. Jarrw Jerome. I tm atlained mv amMtkm at last Bekalmeet ammioBa(.ndhaakedntoBaarry him. Of ooursfl I fraoefnUy and graaafatly said I would. 1 want you to eongratulate me. 0. 0." aha sent Levering; and Levering threw IImmb in the tire with a muttered curse. "What do I care that she has enMend herself to Jnrvis Jemme?" be questioned of himself, fiercely biting ! hsa Up until the red blood sprung to his j Mtarl v teeth. And then he wrote his , reoreu to Mrs. c:handelor, and packed a satchel and want out of town for a When he got back be went straight to see Oriella and congratulate ber. " Oh. don't talk about that now. It's oldf? oried Orkdla, impatiently. Why, I've been engaged a week. I want to tall you about Maude's April-fool-day party. It ia the fifth annivorsary of her wedding, you know. We re to gp down to May Croft there are about forty invited and to have a ing and Queen of Folly, and a Jester, ana au manner ui w. xyu u go ' Yea." nromised Lance, and he went And while tha carnival was at if highest some one proposed that Just before the unmasking took place the host and hostess be remarried. A young clergyman, a ehum of Ned Sanborn's, was among the guests, though not among the maskers, and a wedding would be test the imposing finish needed to the revel. In a minute a place was cleared at the end of the long anion, and amuigeaeento made for a grand ceremony; and presently tha bride in her white satin domino came in on the arm of a gorgeous courtier, followed by another white satin domino, and some daaallag April fairies wreathed la crocuses and glittering with rein-drops. Tha cortege advanced to its place, and the two satin donainoe stepped forward and qr! tly assented to the clergy, anau'a questions, and were pronounced man and wife. Then toe signal wivee. lor unmaskiiur. and Lance RTring oXlxTtiUdmyr stood lookinginto each other's eyes, bar face wTowaur white as that ot a eorpse, te as That ot a eorpse. oolor died Ivarbur's as vwyei eowr oku svwang xmw to a duskv. imssionate red that darkend faoe. neck and brow; but presence of naiad ditt not quite desert htttt. uecaugM Mha Gladmyr ia his strong arms aad f 1 I swuuy omth nor ncrvm uw mu w into the opposite room. Oriel! Oriell Don't took like tbatT' he oried, kneeling beside the sofa on which bo had placed her. "For God's sake forgive me! I bad no idea it was you - ised wansea mo to onange (torn Inos with him to play a Joke on Maude. It was only a Joke all a Joke! Oriel, will vou speakf' Bring Maud hero it was all bar fault She made me change domino with her for a Joke Oh Ned!,v said Oriel, beginning to recover herself, but keeping ber eyea averted from hb anxious ones. Bnt I waat you to tail Bete mo! That you forgive e you ber betaShe turned ber gaae fully upon him now, "Of course, I nmt know h waa a joke, that you had no idea of what yon were doing, i nave implicit iaa m yon." Tien she commenced to laugh, Rer pretty, mocking musical laughter. "Jttstto think of yonr marrying me! There ia Maude at tb door hit bar In." He besitatad a moment. "I want to any something first. I am mad, no doubt, bnt I must any it! Ton are my wife. Oriel just for now, until the Joke aaa ha undone but I I wish 1 eowd keep you mv wife forever!" He uUered the words hurriedly hut with a vehemence that was like tha throbbing of a mighty sea, aad all. his eager, mad, soulful love burned in his eves hoot pleadingly on hers. Oriella knew he memnt it And aa swiftly as a flower unfolds its fair face to tba hot kiss of the ana. she lifted ber golden head and leaned it on his breast and tot him register his marriage vows Upon her lips in fervent caresses. And than a minute later Ned and Maudo were in the room, overcome with rejaoro and anxiety. "Bnt it is all right," announced fevering, coolly. "We are amrrJed ahd wa only await, tba congrauilations of our friends. Come. Oriel, you are equal to the occasion? Shall wa so back Into the parlor, aad be oougratulated. and bjttbTSh) days' tnlblnaVmrwP wrm iv SMsawst. junta imeua put ner nana on ner nneonnu s arm with perfect contentment, and Manda and a ad looked on beJf-daaed with tba unexnactodnem and ntoeness of ia all, and aociety anjovad tba bit of roqpace and gossip the aftair mrnisbed tham, and Mr. Jarvis Jerome waa tha only auderer; far a ampaatr aaajnla than Mr. nad Mm. Laaoe lvormg I have never sons, and tba ony anhjist upon which tbey are known to fleacrae as to which of them waa tba April fool on tha evesrtful night of April 1877. I . m i Minnie Myrtle, the poetess of otbar 4BsUAss emBrxa ajmWa (Pas5( al)as5('a(J(fc(Bdi 3 mDmr Mht Miller bt Oruemtj, dted bt tta) Weaaan's rIoapHal at mww Totit, a caajUy, nftar asontba of aavaroly aaasms) nmaaa.

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Who an a lhtrf ' asked tba old as be stood ap bt bis usual place glared around him. Pickles Smith, Trustee Pullbeek, Samuel Bhia and Evargraea Joaea atarted and turned pale, aad there was a aeath-like silence as Brother Gardner continued: An' what shall we do wld him wid da liar an' de liars? De liar am wld us an' of us an' among us. He gits up wM us in da mawniiT an' he lies down mid as at night. Go to de grocery, an' d sToner smiles an' aods aV lies. Go to de drv-ffoods man. an he has a wel 1 y. rk. tnihn wroaaieM a t finish it. Pa shosmsks let Saanrday nronisea a pair of botes rhen he has thraa daya work on de nox' week, lie ice man ehajrgaa na wid twenty-five pounds an' delivers sixteen. Our carpeu am warranted, an yet day fade. De plumber plnubs an' lies. De painter paints an' lies. De carpenter planes an' saw an' eheata. De dressmaker not only ilea but steals de cloth. We ail lie like traopara fifty times a day, aad de mam An' rat. mr frens, whaV will brine- uo m de eandP When Waydowa Bebee axes ma fur de loan of a dollar till naturdav. ha lies. He knows he can't eaw it back under fo' weeks. I know he knowi it. an' I lie. I teU him I pet paid out de tastahillm' fur a washbo' d an' oan't possibly raise no mo'. If I ax Judge Hostetter jaexson to sign bank note wid me he lies when he says he promised his dyin' gran'muder nebbar to do so. We lie when we w ar hot ter doee dan we kin afford when we nut on airs above as when wa pat on our backs what otter be fodder fur our We hae become a red hot. ahend. duat-aroaa' nashim. bnt wa haaalao become a aashun of hare, cheats and false pretenders. We adulterate our goods, cheat in weight, swindle ia measure, and pat on broadcloath ooata to bide de absence of dollar shirts. Our society am full of false pretenders, our religion furnishes a cloak fur hypocrites, an our charity am but a higb-souodin name fur makin' a dollar bring back tan shillings. I doan' know what da I principal wickedness of Sodom consisted of. nor wbeder de folks in Oomorrow tole lies or pitched pennies, but if either ; one could beat an American town of the j sameahw far lyn' an' decepshan day ' mux have sot no worry airly in da i mawnln', aa stayed awake all Bight S Ion. We lie. an' wa know we lie. We pmy the hypocrite, we cheat an' deceive an' ytt we waat the i worm to pton us om w "" examples of virtue, and we axpectwtr world to nick us out as shinin tnmh-itone to bear euloiries ireonaous ' nnff fur angels. Gentlemen, bet uskick each odder into dom better! Let da kkkin' begin Just whar' it happens, for we can't hit anybody who doan need itr Waydowa Beebe arose to inquire if be had ever borrowed a dollar of tba President aad neglected to return it oa the date specified. "Ton baa, aah!" was the prompt reWaydown scratched his bead, rooked around for a soft spot to break bii fall, and finally ant down with a took of melancholy creeping over hb ptarton. 27eav Fne Press. Tha water supply abroad is so often of a doubtful oharactnr that travelers have loaortoi to the u-udeat expedient of driaututg only some well-known mineral water. Thereupon a large trade has been dona bt tre par?hae from rag aad bottle marcbuiita of ttch mineral ! water bottles aa still bore the labels in a I fairly good condition. It was then easy l to fill them with ordinary and possibly 1 contaminate water, adding salt to give the taste and appearance of the daatrad mineral spring. By thai fraud the eon Burner waa not merely robbed bnt made to drink the very watr he was doing his beat to avoid. We are therefore pleased to note that in France at least the Prefect of Police has adopted energetic measures to check this abuse. Orders have been given to visit all depots of mineral water, to seize haphaaard a specimen and analyse it on the spot. The tradesmen will also be called Xn to exhibit their invoices to prove nre their stock ht derived. Not onl are the stores of wholesale agents or dealers to be thus inspected, but the retailer, the cafe, restaurant and public house keepers will he subjected to an eifttaliv vigorous stiperv'mion, and all renders of such falsi neatious will be Habie to prosecution. Lynda Lmcti. At the age of thirty-nine, says an English journal. Mme. Nibnon feels dreadfully old. inelastic and disiilusionea. Aeonrdhig to the same authority, whoa tba lady was bt America abe appeared at a fancy-drem bail where a ntomtaant muimnaira want an w , . a aaa a . l?1- ,i,B. nLULT I !?J?! JTl j?i!!?wS but anybody whoniaasef may kiss my JnalaawBV ew teMs Rmlma aenJr an Ataisama Ijsa a few nttoutaa bar noma waa stufled wttk banK A deBofottt citroat pudding b made of one cup and a half of sugar, a amafi half-cup of batter, four am, and at much oHron aa yonr tane eTMadst the citron saouM he eat ia very tbht aRoax, it may be eboped Jamba a putT to, and line the bottom and skies of a deep pin-plate or of a shallow pudding dish; fill with the nuntnre, aad Tba whbeaof the amena bo K :

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Maamna. lanm'fiaai aaamam. wmywm wf w wvp BiiBm"aF doctor, "wish to eat on tha toooav tao paaaitiBjate oar." Oaaslttctort Mwo bare no peanut ear; yoa nan tako tha aaaokar." --Cbajrlaa Aatobees, tba moot noted of the fruntimsmeaof Cedorada, died a few days ago. at the age of eighty years, at hut home Bear Fort Raymond. Ha piloted John c. Fremont nans: ajaaiorm over the range. Captaia Frederic Howea, watt known ia tba eocamercUu world for tba application of double topsail yards ta shipping, whieh has given tba mveav ttoath7aameof Hiwo's tic' died suddenly of heart ditsaae at Tanaonthport. Maw., a lew days ago na awo laventod tha ir-ode aow ia ganaral aaa H slinging lower yards. -Mr. Tnlaaa, who reoaady smve fV 0OO.UOU for tba foundation of a UMaaa. tit ia New Orleans, is a Nortbaramtm, who rode 1b to tba Crescoat City nwra thaa half a oaatory ago ia search of a modest business opening. He found what he was looking for, and rettrad with a fortune soon after the late CSvA War began. CasodTO Trlbnm. Mrs. AnnS. stopbons, author of -Fashion aad Famias, Tba Desattad Wife," Mary Derwent," tba "Golden Briok." and otbar aovahi which wera marked pecuniary as wall at literary suceeises in their day, bat are well-nigh forgotten now, m leading a retired life of elegant leisure In Fiftysixth street. New York. Y. Emm. Am oration to whieh Daniel Webtor referred in his autobiography, which waa delivered July 4. UOS, in Fryaburg, Me., was reoently discovered hi a mam of the an tbor' a private papers which hedjouttd their way into a junkshop of Boston. At that toe Mr. Webster waa Principal of Frysburg Academy, and was ajOy twenty years of age. J?. F. Post. Mrs. Frank Lssbe bat been quite in, because of close attention to her ax? tensive bosiaees, but ia now batter. It is a curious feature In Mrs. LetdU's bb torv tiiat ahe owes her tkm to tba death of two When tha first, the late & Q. dlad. she was lad bv ttoeessitr to write tor the papers which he formerly edratd, and by the death of the lataar she became their sole proprietor. She liven In handsome style oa Fifth arwsine, New TorfcM r. ffrepAie. Mr. a ML Kaynaond, who was married reeently te Annie LooJse Gary, ia a wealthy. weiMcnown stew ion broker. He eama to New Turk from Norwalk. Cosuw, whore hat family reside. For soma rears he was senior member of tho firm of Redmond fit 8axoa, brokers, and subsequently of tba firm of Raymond. Saxon Bagara. Ha waaoaa of the feundorsof the Stock Exchange. It fat said by tha frieadaof Mr. Raymond that bo aadMbaCbaw had bean engaged for yearn; m faot; sanoe bar girlhood. Mr. TUynaoad was a bachelor, b of middie age, aad abmeV mg member of tba Manhattan Club. N7T. Timm hTOaWBOUS. Little Mum Innocent (seated at dinner, to pontoons old cove): "Mfc a. won't you drink?" &: "Tea, my dear, cartainly. But whyf Wm L: Because nmrnma lays you drink lflte a fish, and I want to saa Row hahos drank. Cbf u mbia Bpeebitor. Bare ht a good joke, original bt its way, from tba provinces. Stationmaster, to ausplrioos-loouJag lady (aged), who ban jnat entered oompartmeat: Arayou rrrntKaaoi, ma'nmf Agodlady: "Tes, thank you; bow are yon, iirP-iswabn tAfe. A hwt b bonjatbrnat aa good as a long speaoh. "Mr. iWa,' said a gentleman to that calebratad wit at a limner party', yonr handkeroblaf is lumging out of your pocket." Tnaaktou? was tha mud reply, 'yoa ujMtoabtedry know tba eamdany batter abna I do." Jf. Y. BtruUL Children," said a hvbvdah Boston school examiner after hoariiig some essavs read, chikireau you eboakf never i we a preposition to aad a ssaUinue withr' "hmt 'wHb a piawuaWonr1 arked tba gfai whose uunmanftlen gave rise to tha correction. Tho le-da-dah Fret Prut. They laHMoaa aaT yon questions: Said Brown:" that if the otbar animals I do Swn wJ9 s' ae5(fcms aamanasjjf is ao beaut" "If ma of that U anybody would be replied U'Mton Tramcript. ToMther Umt aat in the At the asan of a mdomb nay. Her ahaa head stoae to hat awn, taaansaVtovrntway. 1 11 te lay my hnSi, dear wmV tiatast yonra," she awsransiadlnm In tones whtoh anas Ms putoeattwat. And an fate wtth vnaaaieaw. And te nhiaaasiniifovo nwdtwaT He asked: aadflien ahflonanasC Xn Kumar WUL Mt tnnX. MR HfOaL iwaaissasMsom" Revenre ia sweat: "Look thafh. waiter, there hi a fly ha tbht aonn. said a wall-dnssed. bat duamatadaaAllax stranger to a wanar aft aa Aaatm restaurant. Tha waiter tookad at tba y oritbndly. and finally saidt rd give fivadollanto know for oaclam If mat fly is tha one that baa been asbbaeur at amy nose all tba morning." fbnat '''"'IjsaVaflmrw JMswa)()(li JfcsTm ww wmsajl nothing has yet been heard from that . . my . a w m nun - -- jtttaan wntoa tarn ana ooya m tiadbrtbataAm tlabotn . asm Moad off wbea tba kRa ted ilaiailbi bmw ofatbWaraf lrvaaaa down it KeaBmy.--lrojw

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