Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 22, Number 19, Jasper, Dubois County, 30 April 1880 — Page 2

WEEKLTOOURIER C. MAME, rnbttaaer. JASPER, - - - INDIANA.

UTS HOI ITlBTfEEBI. nuiiT r WHaJmaasaaS FRltM)XALs A'P rOUTICAXt. D. Kwa V. II. Kosealy, ol atsahirof tke mat Honae af Cnwest kaewa aa iwnil for the la tke Tbahcrae ease, b dead, aged jdWy-eee. Tmk Irish BHHBfers of I-rKeaeot as ocnaataa tba of Irbk ftnathbe wttk Ka-gafc-a, aad axtearfba of the Ulster tmiH right te all Ireland. Hn Bracke, a wall known Soeialfet mnafcar at the GanaM ltaiahitag, b Tux Mavsaekafwb Ropnbficaa State Ceevcatioa waa aod oa Ac ISOu Two seta at dabgaias at barge were pnioaded, eae ia aver f goaaiar CdaMtwie far Pridet,tke ataer ia fiver at Gas. Great. Tke Stmnaea laca biatd aamb with the Edmunds freesv. aad the Bkiaa men MipyertedlaWCtasKdcfegatea. The balloting waked in the choke at the Edmund dobfetes, the k4gket of wkeat receiv ed 7 rot eat af a total of veto east. The Cbieago Gnat meeting, said on the afca of the UU ia Ceatral Mask Hall, was addre. i d by Senator Logic, Mr. Emory A- Starr, lloa. Leoeard Sweat aad ethers. The bast was peeked ta its greatest eaaacajy. Gex. Grant kad aa. oathafiaotic recxtieaatXJtfclte,ea thetttk. Tkere ,u a pracettiioa, ttiewed at aagbt by a The ftfteeetk aaatversary of Lin 's dsata. Aoril IS, waa NaamrKl by appropriate aarriata at Ma grant, at Kiskt Rev. Axtwoxt Doxixo PelSea Aatoale, Tex., died a tke Mh, of earGexikal Grant arrived at kb? kome ia Galea ea the Ifth. Dennis Kearxet ks beeaat to the Sea Fraaeboa Ho aT Oanattiaa aad new waers the aara a wk(. COMMERGK AXD INDUSTRY. The G&xgm CaotrjU Kail road &ad eargk Kaiwad bare kaaad M tke Lofev JL XaaariHe Riilwar that aartioa at tae Wetra Bafiraad af Akaaaaa extead iactraai XaatffoaiarT o Sefcaa, gbeimg tke Laalevale Nhvilk Kailraa4 tke oatiaa to purakatt lae aae. Tke parpo- aad abteataf tke LaafeTille k Xaaviile CaataMj in laattoc that saart Vraack fa, it fa aadem d, tm mm aat Vosinaa . Law, JCeW I) hmg, aad ataer aaiata &a Jtcaaaaairr wU aawaaataC,aadaa Ja: Jaate adraaee iaratea ta XoatcaaMrjr j tke LfruferiUe aadXankvfllewfil arobakljr fattaw u a aattaral fcaMcacc ta tkfe awreaieat. The CMeafo, St. Leafa lad New Oraae Mae fraat Jaakaaa, Teaa., ta Xaee TiHe,taaiataere with aaatter liae to ke kattttatWtaotet Ira Dviil, Ky., ky tae Cfejaaaiti Seatiaera, ta aead aat tae LaaicvWei: Xaakiine, wafca ia trja te dargrtaM tke Seatkant katiaata ta ka awa wkh m order from MaM4t of the Uafted Motoa Cowrt at Dearer, tke Weatera Umoa Teiograpk Compear haa takea peaaenioa of the wire aeae with aH aeiata aa aee roab, which haa keaa iaterrapted more or boa ertraamittadmtroach the Amariaaa Umoa Tab27. Solom IIsxifBRiES bag saeeeeded to of the Wabaafc XaMway The hiA iatrodaeed ia the Seaaae oa w Mat, by Mr. WaHaos, reoalrea the Secretary ta purchase aad erraagabh aH oat;peroaC United Stales bead to tof aet ba thaa $tjm.m aer The bal farther arerbba that tke amaaatof theaeaad of all ataer purcha-e a of aatatanitag eMiratioaa of the Uaited Hatai take made by tae Secretary each aacceaafrc week kll be adverUted by him the ynugajf 4baT Jaa laVaakaT fjuaaihaBajtUa naaaBwaamay amae; aTBmjk 9aaaaBBBara A ucekt Mhm k tke United States fctpwaae Caart ia the eate'of the Caaaay of t. Low agamat the Mb-MHiri Faeme Kajtraad bia favor of the Coaaty, twd Jay GeaM wil be aampoMtd to pay Wall Street w axeteo the 17th, ayabraakb Lo abate aad KaahvWe Katladataafc,whbaidreppedframltolla,bat 1 about oae-half. The parUy by aa baaortaat hroaght aajaiint feae Compaay aad yartiy Vy the report abet the Ckbage, St. IiOUbaadXew Orbaaa Compaay bad perfected arraagtmeata lor aaaarbag a abort mmi i ll " mmTWJS HmrVa The Secretary of bke Traawrj kas to lean me aaaaaat at the Oaited Miat at Canea. Mar 1. aaCekat VuilLu 'aBMFiaUr ahtaH euaalBaBBaaaAW&jBBJI lVaaBnni JaaWBBBB WB 9a9RSmmrmfWV0Va4 Major S. E. Caret, Goaera ra-e aff e4ajftt C mafcC 3fCW OftfiMlaf MMI 3Clli(fil llaHreid, haa accepbd the Paweager Aaeaey af tbeJfewOrieaaM, Caioage aad it. Loab from May . AMD CAKAimm. Xatmar jAticaTTT rr4 Jsoak MrIJraa. book aafceed, were haaaad at Mexbo, Me., oa the Mt ft, far the maraer of Octave Mt people wltaft'etJ the deabb 1, meaty of the taaotalera beaag women UaalMroa. Williams. Batrv ta kaoeett at CfRaPBaW ST C tn4 MKka

an w Hull a .1-- Vu Ckriataiaa Kva. Ilia exaeatlaa ww iKivate. William Walker, eolorad, wjw ImwrimI si. Cevlvrtf a (Hi tlMit Jkht llw unlr C M$r XHmt In 1W. Five Bahattatttfaafal! IMaftCklBf M tfaa i iail tiui ftVaHMi tjtfHt. aawwwBMa " w"BaTwa aaai iatararaawFaaa David Milliik m4 Ckwr) Frxar sisrtlMwwNi Im 3av ticy wwi ciftQciMc aaar Gardoaavtlb, t'a. Milter dwawailad, aad, aat Wia kead Iraat, Fraaar waat dawn ta aeertaia tk UmhiMc, aad w

arrived ketk ware daad. Ll7CT Daybmk, a trafaM perforiar (M a circa wkiek axklbHed at Fktkdetpkia, Salt ta tke xreaad dariac ( ker acta, reaetriaf; iajariaii from wkick ke eax aat raaaver. She b ehjkteea yaan af ee. A hokrihle acckknt ocerred at ilarrbkarjc, Pa., aa tae tk. WkKa sane awa ware warkiag in it ph aaderaeath a krjfe veMl wkiek eeat&iaati aw)ta HMtal, ia tke Faaaayhaaia Steel Wark, the reteaet brake aad tke eaatewta f tke vawel were aaiatW kite tke pit. Gearge Yoat aad A. Wsbrwfce were fatally bHraed; Maaree Milter, Siaiea Martia, Geerge Homiag aad aae er twa ataan ware aarkHMr bttrt. Marsh field, tke coBtj.9at of WelMer Coualy, Me., a tkririag tewa of about l,tm iakbitanttt tke St. Lmil and Saa Freaetoo Kaitrwd, 21 atilet south waat of St. Luh, was alet entirely deateibked by the terrible kurrkawe that swept tkrwagk tkat tetka of tke country oa the ak;kt of tke IStk. The il&cm appears to have erigiaated in Greeae County, Math at Spriagtield, wkere it did a grest aatouat of daatage to property aad eaiued the deatk of evenU people. Parsing in a aartbeateriy direetioa ioto Wabdter Chirty, it strwek tke village of MarhBld whk tao-C terrible foree, erttshiag tke koti$ea aa tkoaajk they ware egg'8keib,euttiagaaw3tk katf a taiie ia widtk, andteariagiato tatters every tklag ia ite patk. Of tke eBtire viUace it waa reported taat aot more taan a decea koos reiaaia aaiajurad. The k of lite waw atot appalling, wkote f amilie' hi oaw eate beiag buried beaeatk tke tiiliag wall of tkeir owa kott. Teadd to tke kerror of taeseeae, are broke out (a tke rutaa aad eoaauned aiuek of the dbrb left by tke toraado. Seveatytwo dead bodies kad been recoveretl up to the evcaia of tke day followiag the dUanter, while the wouaded a umbered not far from twa hundred. As soon as aews of tke calamity was received, physician, budw aad aupptiea af all kia4f ware forwarded free SprtagieM aad Lebanon by peebi tnis, aad every thieg dwie tkat waa powiWe to Mitigate tke korror of the s-eoe. , Tke property Ios at Man-kield U etiauted at '' The ravages of the Vxnxila ex tended over a wide &wep ot country, reach ing from the southern boundary of the State to north of the Mi!ori Jthrer. Ta a number of lovaJHie aou" were raaed to the groaad aad their 1m mates hatied ha the rutaa. aaaaj lives being Vou XICELLAX ROUS . JjkOi ftaSF4u fe$ Wiia'j' MKMJB o"Ac RaNbo Yi91MmV jHxiv fag from the South to some other State tbaa Kaa. Tke Kev. W. O. Lynch, Presiding Elder af tke Method Hpi..opal Church , of Topeka, recently vfedtedSt Iuk for tkb purpose. lie represented to the total Kettof A.Moeiatl9a tkat Kaatea was already overrun with refugee?, aad eoaiplaiaed tkat tke St- Loufe Traaportatloa Committee maueaced them ta go to Kaaa by teWag them that $1,,00 had beea sbcribed by the peopb for their Waeat, aad that a pea their arrival ia Kanoa they weuM be well take a care of. lie further stated tkat he kad good reavm to believe tkat tke TraasporUtioa CfHnmhtee were iaiueaeed by mouey received from steamboat compaabi. Ah iavetipiticm of the charge! was promptly made, which requited in the removal of the Committee nanaed, aad their comwiaiioaa have beea revoked by the Mayor. A branea of the Kaasan Relief Association ha btoa etaMbhed ki St. Loufe, for t!ie parpoe of pajhatrthe expemtea of alt inligent colored immigraata until arrangements an be made to feud them to other State. It b said aumerotta appHeatiofiM for 00k red laborer have beea received from Colorado, Xebmka, Iowa, Mbkiga aad Ohio, aad aa effort will be made to induce them to go to thote State. ' Sax Francisco ixperienced a severe shock of earthquake ea the 14h. The metba wm vartbal. Ko damage reported, although buiidiftgi rocked ao that the aaotioa was pbialy vbible. Nevada Rloek apparently swayed one foot out of perpendicular. Matthew Weaver, formerly Ctuhkr of the Citizen' National Rank of Urbana, 0., who lort some 4M9 of the bank'a funda in peeubtioM and then Ked ta Canada, about twa year aga,eommltted suteMe at Montreal a few day age. It is hinted tkat tke aomsaiaatkm of the Grand Shereef of Mecca wai brought about by hb auceeor, Abdul Muttalib Paha, & former Grand Shereef who wa deponed at the demand of England on account of the Jiddah HMeere of 1SA8. The Canadian temperance law has bMu deebred conmtutioaal by the Supreme Court of the Dominion. w CO.VGRKSSIOXAL. AYVtc lv-,9fit--The PeM-rmite bill wm roaorted, ordered printed and reeotn. tv. Liu -....t... conAMered. ami Mr. ntnlae tooke aiHt tho rtCwrtrTlYJh tke same he aande at none point ia the MU stodpat or SftMoari Valley. An evening - aton waahebt Mr consideration of N'kthI HHU. Aran. 1L MmtHe A number of aritate tollm werr o(poe: of, after which considers. Men waa rnsmned tfi the Geneva Award hill, speeehen Itetag nrnde. by Mewa- Jone i'loriaa) and Carpenter. Adhwrned Mil Moaday. ...... Jfwe-A number n mbtrllanem VIlU were (Htrocd of, awn them twltig one, wftieh rtawd. wr the removal of toe pokXcoJ dtMtMntb-a of Rog'r A. rrjon On motto at Mr. Valentine td.,Xeh.),alMU for the renf f setUarit oh mi Vote UtaaaarUaAa waUjavH saataXaaa'VaAaaSBU as fitu aa fftRni rafni wmh h jn v tin y itwfi 1 nu nits

or timtwr-vuhHre daluiant. hi

Wn-al Uml MHv, m land cuvered I hi m " claim t)MlUe o H ni . wwlt""1 u '. mbm on tlul d tiiCm nU-ioiwr ol in IMWks I-hmU otttte. Mr Co. t hMrduiMd tn roooluttoH rnietltm te I'le-i'lftu to a Ua aeon u atMrotiate the Cl KiU wvr Tit 4HMtMMVItHt lUtoCiKIIWlUtre d t i M'hole iw th IwdlaiiAltVV.r,U'.,H. II Ki.ittoH imaaihe ottenerf and ?li,,,,r at Muno Miulm jtkee U tbn JMeI;l'l XWowri ValtY, rah-d out oh h lu.liit f Mnke out tb wctkm aj.t)iN.'rlt Ins; $M.m for exrH tii 1 CommbHttMi. Thi-ro uo wscviftj, be mdd, fin- tlto Cmibkm. Tiiom mbkt Vmve been, at one titue. tendon for Itu trofiioM, but tbere wj ono for it -outinu. anee, It wan wkAm i. Mr. l!uikcll (R.. Kan.) opWtl the umendmut, hUM ab Mr. Roltoril CK.,t'oI(,. Mr. Ihwkcr modtned Ma atociHtnient so hk only to strike oat site appropriation U eiH'Hie o( tke C Million, Imt nlo to reieJ the MatutM pravtdiiur for the appointment of a Commikm. The awn'mlmem. kh mnulak'tt. waa akiu4 without dlvlioou. Iht muHon ot Mr. Ryan (K., Kh..). aH anuixlHui.t waa alopta pnivhtiMK Uit before punjlmsii wt aupptiea 10 Indian wrttWi at lea-t ux wwW lUHiee be kIvwh. on motion of Mr. WaCborn (l.. Tex.), an amcBtltucut waA adopted prokibiUng ottlivrs or ajoiit ot tbearmyor 1hImm Itureaw from smug permbKitcm to any Indian on anv reM-rvatiun to tft tato the iftnte of Te.va Mr. Hooker Mt. mHted hh ameiMtment transforriaKthe Indian Itoroau from tins Interior lo tlie War Depart, meat, imch tranter not to take eect until thu espiratvoH of tltc next ncl yar. Mr. IIhkett roee to a poiut ot ordor araui.t tlio amf ndHiont. l'eailiiur tlcB!ikia oi tue iHlt ot order tha commlttf e roe. ArniL 17. Seattle: Sot in section Hmue A bill paed, proving fr tticnplHrtkHWent of immtH-rsof the 11-latun! of Montana, Idaho and Wyoming Tertitnrh. The ImliaH AppropriHtinn bill W!rf, with the amendment alKjli.-binif tl Board of luUlan Coinmii!kneri. Thu Committee on KleetioHA reported a resolution tor tuve.ttl. nation into the farts xvlatln to the reception by Mr. Spriauer of an nnonymous letter nIaiH(c to Donnelly and Washburn. Adopted. Ai'KiL 19. AVanfe Mr. GarlaadV bill to extend tea year time for the completion of the Texas l'Hclac Railroad was taken up and amendment.- adonte! makinx It time s'lliatantially hUmtk-al with tliatof tlto amuukd Northern Pacine bllL A motion then pru. valleU by a Majority of onw vote that tlio ut'k ftractlon of the Sonst and pI Ml iijxm eral members of the comtnitteo a,v thbi order alll proljably b channed to a positive m-om-mendation in favor of t f bill before It U aetuallv reort--,d to the Senate.) Mr. W'al J iHee, tnMH the St'levt Committee to ituire into aueKu trauu inuir into ciw ttoa, btiilttel a rvport on tlie prevention of elective fracht.o by tbreut of deprivation of employment. Laid on the table and onleml printed. Mr. Teller announced n minority report tvouUI be nutdo. Mr. Witlicn reiortea back tin; Army ApirrprlHtlon bill. Placed on the calendar. Ton j'nate re-uinrd rn)4dcr utioaof the Geneva Award bill, and Mr. Carpetit er continued lit j-jweeh In support of the cummittees bllL A lively personnl tebate between Mr. C:inenter and Mr. Mlaine w an interotin feature of an otherwise dn mw.Jo Ilmtt A larijenumlier oiliillf- wore mtrod'iced a referred. Mr. Cox tU.. N. Y. Chaiimun of the Cowmittee on foreign AflMlrs", ihovpcI to .u.tmi1 ihe rnlei and pja the Sent? lull pmldiiiK for celebrating tho one hut.Ureth Htmlversary rtt the treaty of peace and recognition w American Indem'tnlenee by holding an lateniattonMl Kliibttton of Kitis maninactnres ami products of the oU ana mine, in ew irK wty, tn ino. Mr, uo.x explained that there wu bo npironiiation In UMt.tMf. " , re)iiniy on m the untied for . Ttw ttlll Mr. CotHHk U.. t'a.) nod m Hatrpena tne rwieti ami pa ine ami wnvMfM veiMhHM to wvl4terH and tmVmn at the Meaiean and otbor warn. (TMs hatM wsncn tremA Seetion l,71eef the Reeieed mnanaea.) Obpwlon wa nww the Republican Mae. ami the motion wm defeated 1M to TO not the iteceaxy two thirda In the aftlnimtive. in CONDENSED TELEUK1MS. Additiowal particulars regarding' the tornado of the 18th show it to nave ex. tended from Arkanw, through Mimtri into Illinois, and aa far north as Witsconsia. In Northern Arkaneaa aad Southern Mb souri the greatest damage was inflicted. The little viUace of Kl Pao, White County, Ark., waa literally blown away and some eight er ten peopb killed and a larger number injured In the neighborhood of Fivelloville and Dardanelb several more deaths are reported From the Mbseuri State line through te Marshiiek the tornado appears to have swept every thing ia its pathway. In almost every locality traversed by the storm one or more deaths are reported. McDowell, in Harry County, and Licking, ia Texas County, Mo are reported among; the worst sufferer. Throughout Western and Central Illinois the storm raged with great violence, caus in; serious damage te property. In Rock County, Wb., the village f Shopiere waa fearfully tern up, and the entire course of the storm through tke southern portioa of the State te the Lake wai swept aa though by are Two New Tork Democratic State Conventions were held at Syracuse oa the 3tHh, the one known as the " regular," er Ttldcn body, the ether made up of the anti-Tilden or Tammany faction, headed by John Kelly. The first named elected a solid Tilden delegation to the National Convention and adopted the unit rule, after having declined to re ceive any overtures for a conference from the opposition body. The Tammany Convea tton chose aa antbTilden delegation to Cin einnati and passed resolution! protesting against his renemmatiea for President The Senate, on the 20th, paused 1 bill appropriating $900,000 for a public build lug at Denver, $150,000 (or the Improvement of the Government building at Cleveland, and w,uw ror a Marine Hospital at Mem phis. The House paseed a bill creating : new land district in Kama. S. M. Pills hurt, Jr.. of Boston. , 1 ne ineirumeni was so cotmruoteu with j Weight, grooves and pulley as to insure l The Weetern File Works, at Beaver aim, x-a., was entirely destroyed hy fire on ' the mem lag of the lHs. Over two hundred bands are thrown out of employment. Lota about $400,000; insurance, $136,000. David Adams and George KeinRiouth fought a duel at UnoaMer, 8. C.,on the IfMh. Auame was wettaaea in tae hip, but not leriewaly. Ah Lee, r Chinaman, was hanged at i-ortmnu, ure., oa tne 30th, for a murder swmRUtted we years ago.

MTI'.K.VKY. Kmoda BftotiGMrox Uan a two-volume wvei in ptvw. Mark Twain ka jrive hp ihv lectwre fteUl or acuotmt of hi kealtk. M. Khisux, it is rtorte4l, U enhhc to CaUfornin. to try a Htsw prov&Mi of axtmetinc jfolil. (jUAKt.Rd ti. kkland (Mans lireitmatt) te leuturtHK in PkiUwltflnhia on tke decorative hi-U. G. W. Camlk, the Rth(r of "Tke GrAudUhsimes," in Hcribtici w a oot-tou-broker xl New Orleans. General Lew Wallace, Governor of New Mexico, U writing a Hovel, t4iu scene of which h M in Dhiiwh.-iw. Srsatok-klectMaiionk, of ViririRia, weighs only ninety pound, boating ion. Alexander MepuetM by a few OUltiM. JUIKIE'JRRK. IlUVCK 18 ttOtKl for his wonderful ii;niorv. He wears a saiulvcolorod wig, aud lias a fashion, in talicng, ot twisting a stiver tobaeoo box m lis hand. Prof. John Fiske, the critio and lec turer, U from Connecticut, a large, tall man, with dark curling hair and a thick ml beard, with a pale face and goldrimmcd spectacles. Rev. Dr. Peahouv, of Harvard Universitv, now at the full age of three score years and ten, wa such a Samson in his vouth that a farmer once offered urn extra wages if he would enter the harvest-Held. UeokCwE PuNCHARin author of " His tory of Congregationalism," in hw earlier years a minister, and for ten years one of the editors aad publishers of the Iratw, died recently in the seventy-fourth year of his age. Miss Ella Sherman, the nrettv young third daughter of the General, is to be married early in May to Lieutenant Thaekara, of the navy. The wedding is to bo celebrated at General bherman s Iiouse in asutngloii. The Scandinavians in runs gave a grand banquet in honor of Nordenskjold, Arctic explorer, and his Lieutenant, Pollauder. Two hundred and twenty Hjrsous were jirost'iit. Princu Osar anil Cknstiuo Nil including ilsson. Joaquin Miller's real name is Cin cinnati Heine Miller. Hist father was a " WeaJward ho-er." alwavs moving west, and he kept followmg Greeley's famous advice until ke got to Oregon and could go no further unless he swam. David Davis is a great reader, and as a Circuit duuru m nts eany ttays used to carry his saddle-bags full of historical anil biographical works. His favorite novel is " David Coppcrfiekl," though he has a foudaeds for lhackeray ami Walter Scott. A rook-stoke Hal es man hears some UiurhaWo m'wUkes. One day a lady comes in and asks for Dickens " David CopyerheaHl." aatV.kar for tho "Schmibefg Cotton retasy," a third asks for some kfertery of tke French Revolution wkiek will tM ker akettt Robert Speer guillotining tke grW-iron." while a fourth wants Madam Ramcat's Memoirs" of Napoleon. Mr. James I'akton. who has writ tea some of the best ami most successful of American biographies, says tkat aa industrious ami capable writer can, during his lst years, earn $7,000 or f S.0UO a year, but that no man should adopt literature as a profession unless he has a fortune, or cn live comfortably on $2,000 a year. Mr. IVton's first book was the "Life of Horace Grcefey," of which 40,000 copies were sojd. Since then he lias jniblislied a dozen other works, all of which have been very popular. Several of his shorter Wographical sketches lirst appeared ia rtrerjr Magazine, commencing about fifteen years ago. A Duel te the Death. A sickening account of a duel in Morocco is given by a correspondent of the Itcpttbiique FrnnoaiK. Two yoting men of noble birth were paying their attentions to the daughter of a neighboring chief, and as she showed equal favor to each of them, it was arranged, by mutual consent, that they should meet in single combat and fight a duel to the death. The conditions of the duel were that they should meet on horseback, each of the combatants Insing armed with a ritle, a revolver and a hunting knife. They were placed a hundred yards apart, and, upon a signal given by one of the icc6nd9, they set their horses at full gallop and rushed at each other. For a few moments the spectators could see nothing but a cloud of dust, from out of which were heard two successive reports of a rifle, and then a third, followed by the neighing of a horse. When the dust had cleared away, a shocking sight met the gaze of tho spectators; one of the combatants, concealed behind his tlead horse, was taking aim at his adversary, wU still remained in the saddle. The latttr spurred his horse aud made it rear, the noble beast receiving in his chest the bullet meant for his master. The rider, as soon as he was dismounted, rushed forward to graple with his adversary, but a second shot fractured his left shoulder. Nevertheless, he retained sufileient strength to discharge two chambers of his revolver, both shots taking cllcct. A hand-to-hand combat then ensued, the two adversaries, neither of whom was able to stand, stabbing each other repeatedly. When tho seconds and spectators at last interfered the two were picked up dead one with Ids teeth firmly set in his adversary's sheek, while the lattcr's hand was Jurust into a gaping wound in the other's meat. Sionok Ukiakte, the Spanish Consul 3 New York City, smokes his Havana a pipe mounted with diamonds worth 550.

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HL'MOKOUS.

Tiik rooster crows when tke egg U incubated, because he knows the hen like to have her lay set to muek. "Now this is what I tall busi. He," remarked a Krooklya undertaker, as an unfortunate gentlemen stepped into his More aad died. Tiik Mule Puzzle. Draw a circle fifteen feet in diameter, place a mule in the center, and walk around him with, out getting out of the circle. A hkn! brain isn't very large, but it hi large enough to eoaiprehend the fact that she never was the mother of an Ka4ter egg, and that if she was it would not hatch painted chickens. Tiik only men who ever hang to a New Year's diary are the chap who lend mouey to their friends. They must lutve some sort of a book to write down names ami amounts in. Iktroit Free i'rcjw. Female printers jop the question to the male typos by simply handing them an interrogation olut, f ?). If (lie latter intend to embrace the opportunity and accept, they return a brace, thus but if they wish to decline and dash the cup of happiness from the fair one's lips, they haiiu over a . -X. 0. What need is there to wttrry and fret. And vainly try ntip trouble- to lorrow. When we know that after the sun h.is sot To-day will be yesterday to-morrow. Won TiWHcrfo. Hot If there's a ntde that" due. you bet You'd tHitterromomber It wniki you may; Fork's important you shouldn't foryvt To-day was to-morrow yeterby. .l(SrkVlM ijHtf.H. 1 will tMjt ten dollars," the commercial traveler shouted', with rising temper, "that 1 did it this morning in twenty minutes." I don't doubt that," the fat passenger replied, sadly, " but I will bet you twenty dollars that nobody saw you do it." And did it ever occur to you, dear reader, that that is tho way the puzzle usually has been solved 1Uawktue. A poor but srood-hokinsr eirl on the West Side, having married an dd man whoe wealth was only exceeded by the redness of his nose, was the victim of a cruel pun the other evening. She had asked the old man for live hundred dollars with which to buy a spring hat, and. on his making some exeu . for not producing the amount, begau to weep largo salt tears. "ll:twling won't do anv good," he said, with a brutal smile. " This is not the first financial cry, sis, that I have passed through." Chicago Tribune, (Jooi-"ioiiT song of the Limekiln Club: Hnnldcr?, now dat we aim' part. Let us xvntly say "OoM-nlghtt" It Htll l'ttT to la? lfld Ia to Jaw aruun' an Hifht. ' Ai we po our rani way. It iH dodw-nii sort or sin; If we taivt a man vt woo Let us k-etitly take him In. De world mn bur eimir fur nil, Sn u.ocrtiwdln' any one; Take de road an watk alonjr. Till yvr daysof life wn' dun. DttnH t'rte Pren. Uew the Feeler Was Feolcd. Osi: party on tho West Hill did not make much by fooling his wife. When ke went kome late, waiting until after twelve ockwk mi as to play the joke, he rang the door liell. and answered ' April fool " when she appeared at the door. His wife laugheu over the joke, and it was soon forgotten. About two o'clock in the morning our friend was awakened by hks wife, who informed him that there was something wrong with the horse at the Imrn. She held the lamn while he went out to see. As soon as he had gone a short distance, he " smelled a. mien" and returned to find the door locked. He knocked, pounded, kicked, but it did no good. He went around to the bedroom window and could hear his wife breathing regularly, as though quietly sleeping. He could not go down town for he was en liifMnbiUe. Finally, tapping o the window he gently called: " Dear!" "Yes." Let me inP' "Will you promise never to try to April fool me again?" "Yes." " Will you get me that new bonnet?" " Yes.,r There was a turning of lolts, and the man, who had gone home happy with the thought of tooling life wife, jntssed in and retired. Hut wo will wager that the party who informed us will die if he is found out. liHrliHqion Ilawkeyc. Wrecked ky the Fifteen Puzzle. TiiEr were two young men from tho country, and they drove up to the Postoffice corner this morning, attracted by a large crowd which had collected to hear a street-corner vender of the Gem Puzzle explain to the gaping spectators how the puz.de could bo done "just as c-a-s-y as falling off a log." They concluded to purchase otic, and did so, but were so inijmtient to try and work out the confounded thing that they commenced moving the blocks the)- drove down K street. Long and patiently they wrestled with it, and had got the numbers all in place with the exception of the 18, 14 and 15. Suddenly the man who was driving imagined he had discovered a move to bring everything out ell right, and in hie excitement anil eagerness to show his companion how to make the move dropped the roins. The team started. The man who held the blocks was thrown out into tho mud. his blocks ttew in all directions, and the horses were only cheeked by running into a buggy, which latter vehicle was damaged to the extent of about thirty dollars worth, n bill the country youths agreed to scttlu before tho owner of thebuggy allowed them to depart. Cor. Sacramento (CW.) Bee.