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his invited !nTt;f here without cere"When?" a..L(d Arabella, with an into rati n if inti-n-e di!jt. She will rr ssh h:-re thi afternoon. M'ilWr, ou will have to ni'tt her.' 'S"rTT, mi; hut I jr mi-l t- drive M;- Caldwell to the park. Kred can "(Yrtu'.nlv, I will jro," Fre.l aid rave'v, thuh there waa & hot fluh on Lis forehc.-id. I am verv fond of aunt." Nonen.e!" s.ti.l LL mother. Vou have not seta IVr for fourteen year. 1 rner went to the ietetaMe old farm afr yHir father died." 44 Neverthele.-, I have a vivid recol-!-' ti"J t Aunt Sabina kindnes while v.e (ri' there." 4Ier me, Fred drawled Lm cilia, 44 don't ie M-ntimental. I wih the -ld thir.; would tay home. I can't imajire what she U coming here for." 44 She hour father siter,"said Fred, 44 and I can not find any thirty (surpri.--in in her looking fur a welcome amonj her brother' children.'' Mr. orham t-hnied her shoulder. If she had ppokea her thonght, it would have tVen "Fred is odd! Jut like hU father. But he only said 44 1 may depend upon you, then, to meet your aunt, Fred ? I will see about her room." It was a source of preat satisfaction to Mrs. (torham that her children were all like herself. 4;reer' every one eccpt Fred," the would ay, conratjilatin heroelf that the blood of 44 (iorham pcre" wa not transmitted in the features of her elder on, Wilber, or any of the three jrirl. That (ireer pri4e meant intense felfi.hn'; that (Ireer beauty was of a cold, hard type; that (Jreer di.poition wn tyrannical and narrow-minled did not trouble Mr-. (torham. That the on, who wm "all Gorham,' was prond to the core with the pride that knowg no fa' shame that he was noble in disposition, hand.ome in a frank, tnanly tyje, cnt-roua and elf-sacrific-inz she could not appreciate. Ills hand arid feet were not m mall as d.irlb Vtl':er', he had no fashionable a2"e.tations and no 44( ireer" look. So his nioth'T thought hiru rouh and coarse, and hi fi-t r dec lared tha. he had no tyie at all. I5ut onUide the home, whre a jrn'atshow f wealth was roa!e by nv.iny private et-ononiieri, Fred wa.s uore ajiprf-t iat-'4.. When he lcame a man, and knew

th.tt hi father' estate, though miiVicii i.t to rvtry comfort, was tiot late enough f-T tin extra ajranoc hi. mother ii;dul,retl in, he littctl him -elf for biiiiif!"i. and took a i:iion in a

ci'Utitin-lit'UM', thu buxiuiii m lf-Mip-, iKrtin. lhirlin Wilber had tulied j l.iw, but hi first client hail lint it ap-' iM-arcd, and Mrs. (orh.in Mipi'ttrtnl ! itiiii, lru:in his faM-ination would j toueh tlit- heart of some iuoiu Jed bi lie. ; Miss (.'aid well was the re- nt hope.! he was her own mL-tn an orj-haii- '- LciretJ, and try h;ind-ome. Tlr.it she ! whs prom' and cold in nrinner was on-1 Iv an athl.tionuli h.trui to Mrs. (iorhani ; and l.ueil'.a, Arabella, :iud I'orinnc were. nthui:itic in their Utlmiration of I Cornelia Caldwell's nut only manner." 1 Nobiwly suspected that Fred, blunt, straightforward Fred, hid one .secret in his heart, cor.fesed to no living bein. j And that secret was a love, pure and true, for Cornelia Caldwell alove that would hut itself closely away from any Mipicion of fi'rtunediuntinj that j only drooped and mourned thinking of the heiress. j Hv 4 o'clock F'red was at the Nation, ' witin for Aunt Sabina. What a little, olvl-fajhimed f5rure she was, in her' quaint black lonnet, and 1 a rpv figure shawl. I5ut Fred knew her kindly old face at once, though he had not seen it since he was 12 years old. You are aunt," he said, oin quickly to meet her. " She looked at the handsome face, and caught a quick, grasping breath. 44 Yon must If one of John's boys," she said. 44 How like you are to your father." 44 1 am F'red," he answered. 44 iK-ar heart! How you've grown! Is ycur es here?" 44 She u waiting for you at home." The pood old country wMuan had never Lad the leat doubt of a warm welcome at her brother's house, and Fred certainly confirmed her expectations. He found the old black leather trunk, the bap, the band-box, the jrreat kulpinp cotton umbrella, and put them all in the carnape. lie made his aunt i po to the restaurant and refresh herself before startinp on the lonp drive home. He "listened with respectful interest to all the mishaps of the lonj journey, and sympathized with the "Kuination of every mortal stitch I've got on, dear, in the dust and smoke." And be chatted pleasantly of his childish recollections of the tiny house and wide farm where Sabina lived. 44 You see," she told him, 44 1 matte up my mind this year I would come to see you all onee more before I died. I've tried to before now, dear, but something or nuther allcrs hindered. Pear, dear! You're all pron up, I s'jMise, and you was but a lot o' babies la-t time poor John brought you to see rr.e." "Corinae U the your.pest, and she is 1. Wilber is the oalv one older than I am." 44 Yes, I remember. Well, dear, I'm plad that John's wife broupht up such a fine family. I'm only an old maid, t but I do love children andyounpfoiks. Uut a chill fell upon the kindly old heart when home was reached at last, and four fashionably dre:$el laities pave her a strictly courteous greeting. I'ut for the warm clasp of F red's hand, I think she would have returned to the station in the same carriage she came, so wounded and sore she felt. 44 Not one kiss," she thupht, 44 and F'red ki-sed me at the train, right before ail the folks." Fred slipped a silver coin into the hands of the servant girl who was to wait upon his aunt, promising another if she wa very a'tmtive. ami himself escorted the old i- ly to her room. It wa not often the young man's indignation found voice, though it grew hot over many shameful acts of hard selfish nessin the house of his mother; but he said some words on that day that called a blush to the cheeks of the worldly woman. It was not a very busy season; and Ending Sabina was likely to have a sorry time if left to the other inemWrs of the family, I red a-kel for a holiday, and appointed ninitli the old lady s escort, lie was too proud to care for the fact that the quaint little figure on his arm attracted many an amused glance, but gravely stood by while a new drts for lolly the dairymaid, and a city necktie for Uob the hired man, were purchased. He gave undivided attention to the more important selection of a new black silk for aunty herself, and pleasantly accepted a blue silk carf, with large red spots, that was presented to him, appreciating the love that prompted the gift, and mentally resolving to wear it when he paid the promised visit to the farm. He drove Aunt Sabina to the park. He took her to see all the sights. Once or twice, meeting some of his gentlemen friends, they had thought "the queer old party Is some rich relation, (iorham is so very attentive," and had delighted Sabina by their deferential attention. Once -F'red had not counted on that in a picture gallery, Cornelia Caldwell sauntered in alone. She had heard of Sabina through the disgusted comments of Lucilla, and knew she had no property but a "miserable farm," but she greeted F red with a smile far more cordial than she gave her admirers. A little lump came in F red's throat. Then he gravly introduced the stately beauty in her nistling silk to the little old-fashioned figure on his arm. 44 My aunt, Miss (Iorham Miss Caldwell." They admired the pictures together, and the young lady was cordial and chaff. After they came down the step", Miss Caldwell said:

44 Yov. luiM let your aunt drive an I hour or two with me, Mr. (Iorham. j I am p"i";J to do some slnpping, mi 1 will not tax our i iiatieme l y inviting you to join us, j but 1 sh.ill be plcit-ed if Mis (i i inan' tail! dine with me, and joii w ill call for her t hi - evening." j Then she Miuled again, made Sabina comfortable in the carriage and drove! oil", leaving l ied forty tiuu deeper in h.e than ecr, as he intended he : should be. ! J I is :. very riuec of me:i," she ! thought, 44 and 1 will give h'mi om day's ' ret. Iocs' the dearohl soul ! he has j such blue eyes as my dear old gtund-j mother had." " i Then she won Sabiua's. confidence, and found she was worrying about the 1 purchase of certain household matters j that would not go in the black leather trunk, and she did not liketoworrv F'red j about it. j he drove to the places where the! K st goods could le had, keeping guard j

over iuc siciuicr purse against all imposition till the l ist towel was satisfactorily chosen and directed. Then she drove Ler home and brought her in the room where 44 grandmother" was queen, knowing the stately old lady would make the country-woman welcome. In the evening that followed F'red 's heart was touched and warmed till, searctly conscious of his own words, he tol.l his long-cherished secret and knew that he hail won love for love. Aunt Sabina staved two weeks and j then went home, to the immense relief of the (iorham., and carrying no regret j at leaving any but Fred ami Cornelia. I It was not t ven suspected that Cor- j 'niia pjn ut four teck iii the height of i the summer season, listening to the; praises of Fred at Sabina's farm house; ami Fred did F.ot know it until he came too, after she was pone, and had his j share of listening to loving commendation of one he loved. t He wore the necktie and made him-' self so much at home, that Sabina wept some of the bitterest tears of her life j w hen he left. 44 To have you both and loe you!" she fobbed. 44 .Next time we will come together," F'red whispered, and eon!'l her. Uut alas! the next time F'red came was to superintend the funeral of the gentle old lady; and though Cornelia came tix, his happy wife, there was no welcome in the pale lips, or the blue j eyes closed forever. j But the will the old lady left, pave , all her worhllv ios'c.ions to her "dear nephew, FVe-leric (iorham" the farm 1 and farm-house. It was apparently no grea4 legs .-v, and Cornelia smiled at many of the old-1 fashioned treasures she touched, all with th; tender reverence death j leaves. Ten years ago Sabina was laid to rest in hor narrow cofTin, and there is a busy, I flourishing tow n around the site of tte 1 old farm. j Mr. F'rederie (iorham lives there now, and handle large sums of money the ! rents of stately Wuiluing. 44 Made his money, sir, by speculation," you will be told, if you inquire as to his source of income. 44 Fortunate purchase of pround before the town was thought of." li'lt I tell you that the only speculaticn he made wa in the kindness of his hca't, extending loving attentions to his f itter's sister, and that the only land he i Ter owned was Aunt Sabina's farm. California Yaqueros at the Centennial Libihition. A troupe of California equestrians, numbering 1) performers, left this city on Sunday Morning's train, bound for Philadelphia, where they propose to set up business as a side-show to the Centennial Imposition. The company includes ten lady riders, who scorn the usual adjuncts of padded saddles, safety straps, and carefully trained horses, and who will perform "the most daring and diflicult feats of the sawdust-ring upon the bare backs of good-tempere 1 mustang, and who defy man, woman, or child to produce a hore that they can not and will not ride in the same manner. Flight male riders are also on the list, selected from the most skillful of the vaqucros of the plains, who will ride acts of skill and daring never lefore seen in the circus-ring, but which are every -day occurrences at homo with these masters of the horse. The equine part of the establisnient consists of CO horses, all California bred, som of w hich are as fine specimens of the genus mustang as were ever se-n, and ten Spanish mules, which will probably be pronounced donkey by our Fiatem friends. With these mules it is proposed to revive the donkey races of the olden time, and intndiiee some other business that will make them a la"ting fund of amuement. Accommodations have len secured for the troupe at the I llelmont Kace-Course, where Mr. Kiticker, who is somewhst known to fame as the "California Boy," will issue a challenge to all comers to ride against him in long races, bis distance being anywhere from l'Jto30U miles. San Franeuro Call. , To Soit-boil Eoos. Have the water boiling hard, and plenty of it; remove the kettle to the hearth just as you put the cgps in, allowing them to remain ." minutes. 15y this method they will cook through evenly, and with the whites hardened only to the minimum. The Chancellor's medal forthelc.t F'.ngli-h jxjm by a resident under-grad-uate of Cambridge I'niversity has lecn won by Alfred W. lale. The subjec t of the poem was Centenary of American Independence.

Wuklnir I p an Old Woman. The other day a woman aliout ( f ears o4 called at the Central 1 pot, tigging a big sachel, and after looking around a little she took a pie from the eating-stand and sat down for a lunch. When asked to hand ov er the cash value of said pie she rvplicd : 44 You don't get one red cent, and if you say much I'll climb over there mid mop the tloor with you." It w;i.s soon discovered that she was 4'uif," and for fear of a row she was not again asked for Luviits. When she Lad finished the pie she walked around, and presently asked Oilicer lluttoii what time the train stalled for Hopper City. He said he never heard of any such town, and she remarked: 44 Vell, you want to plug around and find when the-cars leave, or I'll make your heels break your neck!" lie kept shy of her for half an hnr, and she went into the gentlemen's waiting-room, made a bed on one of the benches, and was soon fxst asleep. Word was brought to Oilicer Jlutton, and he went in to rouse her. She had her head on the sachcl, and by accident he brushed the tip of her long nose. Opening her eyes, but not moving a limb, she said : "ISov! Pll make you holler like a loon wlien I get up!" 44 Come this is no place for y ou," he replied. 44lo you know my business better than 1 d?" she queried. 44llut you must get up," he protested. 44 Co away, boy!" she warned, 44 go away Wfore I hurt you!" 44 Will y ou get up?" he demanded. She pot up. rshe got up slowly, and regularly and gracefully, and as she reached her feet she took him by the hair and cramH'd her fingers until his eyes looked like full moons. " 44 Boy! what did I tell yon?" she quietly asked, shutting down a little tighter. He grasped her arm, and after a struggle broke her hold, hut her fingers brought away enough hair to make two big birds' rests. 44 Now you want to behave yourself!" he ga.jed as he looked around fur his hat. 44Tiaie!" she called, giving him a thumping kick as he bent over for his tile. It jarred him all over, and he reached for her arm to lead her out of the room. 44 Five to three that you can't do it!" she snarled, taking his collar and necktie oil' at one grab. He didn't want to hurt a woman, and he turned to go out and consult authority"44 Time!" she squeaked, putting in two splendid right and left kicks. 44 Will you go out of here?" he asked, growing pale around the mouth. 44 Not till the undertaker carries me, or y ou apologize for taking hold of my nose." 44 1 didn't mean to." 44Io ou apologize?" 44 1 do." 44 Well, don't never do it again, mister man. I'm old and a leetle failed, but I'm a catamount! See here once!" She gfa-iM-d a handful of his shin front and slammed him into a corner, drew him out again and might have thrown him over a N-nch if the linen had not given awn v. 44 Come, I shall have to semi you to the station if y ou don't stop," he whispered. 44 1o I stop worth a cent?" she chuckled, trying to kick his chin off. He jumped out ami locked the divor, and after a little she climbed out of one of the street windows, kicked a hackman out of her way and went up along the wharves to see if she could get to Hopper City bv water. Ihtroit Free fVfsf.

The Boston Cent's .Style. Cheap "gents" always v.ill hr.vc a style of their own. A specimen of the latest costume devised by them, says the Boston filoU, should be set aside as a souvenir of the Centennial year, and it is suggested that a 44 swell" from the Bunker Hill District where the! style is reported to have originated should lw boxed and sent to the Philadelphia Imposition, and placed either in the Art Callery or Machinery Hall, provided he le accessible to the gushing Luly correspondents. First, you know, you pet a nobby piece of goods that is, one in which all the colors of the rainbow are blended, arranged in a plaid about two inches square, and spotted with white. The "pants" must le made skin tight with an over-lapping seam one inch in width, and a 4spnng" at the bottom coming clear to the toes. The vest must bo something of a diamond shape and extend nearly to the knees; the coat must be cut a la sack, and the pockets on both coat and vest must be of such dimensions as the cloth will allow, ami the whole be bound with binding at least an inch in width. The overcoat to match must reach nearly to the heels, and must be bound with silk at least two inches in width, while the pockeU must be large enough to admit a common sized ledger. The boots must curl up at the toes like a dandelion stem, and the welt must be large enough to carry a small bty, should occasion require. A slouched hat, or a beaver with a weed, cast-iron cuff-buttons and pin, and a manmioth steel chain complete this elegant outfit. Jacob Stadel, aged 1 1, of Ann Arbor, Mich., while playing with a pistol loaded with gravel stones, accidentally shot himself in the thigh, causing a fatal wound.

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Ni:w Yokk, May '.. The funt ral ,,f Banoi do I'alm, according to am i, m Fg ptiau rites, was the occasion f,,r a gathering of nearly peoj.l,. tit t. Masonic Temple this afternoon. The deceased Baron, who came i.i this country l." years ago, had rq.iv,. cd a wish that no Christina priest ,- minister be allowed to take p ut iii .u obseiuics. They were conducted by the Thcosophiciil Society of Ibis citv, of which deceased was u member. I h,', those having ticket about 1, ;', in wcle admitted to the htltldil g. .t. assemblage was well dressed, ut:d intensely curious in regard to the nature of the funeral rites. They were of much simpler character than hud been expected. The platform, or altar, was eiitl.. !- lihetl by an incense burner, which, ac crd in to the olliccs of the Society was emblematic of the worship of lire, and a wooden cross bearing a serpent, which seemed engaged in an honest but fruitless effort to bite his own tail. This was typical, according to a inember of the Association, of the evolution of matter. Between the cross ami the vase of burning incense, and directly in front of the stage, appeared the coflin. It was a handsome ebony casket, bound with silver, and liearing the name, age, and titles of the dead gentleman. On it were placed seven lighted candle, live of tbeiii white, one red, and tinother green. They w ere also intended to typify the worship of lire and light. Seated on the stage in a circle behind the colli n were tin; l'rcsid, m and six members or fellows of the As,M-ia. tioii. They Wnre nl cbo in ing gowns of a heavy, black woolen material, and each of them bore in his hand a bunch of green leave, which signified their 44 Cood-will and peace toward men." Col. Olcott, as Master, conducted the ceremonies. After brief intervals .f mu-ic, the rpies'ions and responses began. They consisted of curiously phra-ed questions and answers from a regular ancient Kgyptian liturgy in regard to the nature of Cod. t he human soul, and a future state of existence. During t he questions and answers, incense w a.- burned. An old gentleman, w ho dil Hot like the nature of the ideas put forth in the ritual, ordered his daughter to leavethe organ. So a part of the musical part of the ceremonies had to be dispi li tl wilh. Col. Olcott delivered a lengthy addies mi the nature of thctiophim, and aid the deceased Baron, after a long life in court and a career of ambition, finding nothing in the creeds to sati-fy his inquiries in regard to a future state, found coii.'.a! i' :i in Thcooph. After the rite were over, the remains were removed t a vault in the Lutheran Cemetery, and will, it is said, be cremated a soon as permission can be obtained from the authorities. The body was embi dined soon after death. Canning of the Adder, A correspondent of the Milwaukee Sintini I stales that, over thirty years ago, in Iccds, Creene County, N. Y., tiis attention was one day attracted by the plaintive cry f a eat. looking into a garden, an adder was seen near the c:vt. The cat seemed to be completely Iiaralyzed by fear of the adder; she .cpt up the plaintive cry , as if iu great distress, but did not take her ey e oil the serpent, or make any attempt to attack or cepe. Soon the snake saw that human eyes were observing him, and he commenced to crawl slowly away. 44 1 then," continues the writer of the narrative, "com'uded to release the cat from its trouble. I took a garden rake and put it imthe snake's back, and h d it without hurting it. As soon as I had the i.rke fat in this position, it raised its head, flattened it out, and blew, making a hising noise, and something resembling breath or steam came from its mouth. When that was exhausted I removed the rake, sml the adder turned over on its back, lying as if dead. With the rake I turned it over on its belly again, but it immediately turned on its back. This wait repeated several times. At last it was taken out of the garden, laid in the rmd, and we all retired to watch its movements. I' commenced to raise and turn iu head slowly (looking about the whil) iin'i! entirely on its belly, and started at full speed for a little pool of water in the road, from which it was raked out and dispatched." The Two Webster. When Mr. Webster visited F'ngland, after he had attained fame enough to precede him, an Fnglish gentleman ttok him one day to see lird Brougham. That eminent Briton received our Daniel with Mich coolness that he w as glad to get away and back to his rooms. The friend who had taken him at once returned to Ird Brougham in haste and anger. 44 My lord, how could you behave with such unseemly rudeness and discourtesy to so great a lawyer and statesman? It was insulting to' him, ninl has tilled me with mortification." 44 Why, what on earth have I done, and whom have I been ruth to?" 44 To Daniel Webster, of the Senate of the I'nited St.vcs." " Oreat Jupiter, what a blunder! I thought it was that fellow Webster who made a dictionary and nearly ruined the Knglish language." Then the great Chancellor quickly hunted up the American Senator, and, having other tastes in common bihle law and politics, they made a ro-ul night of it. Il trj tr'. 'for June.