Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 17, Number 50, Jasper, Dubois County, 7 January 1876 — Page 6
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ht i iwni mint. rttxv in th ancient i-iIt of k.uirH artist liwtl, palient, in.i-rv, aul true. Wbn an.l outt 'iiie -iU-t work Ut.io. Ao 1 o, li tavirt U-iiijf -Liid for Arf rrl I'rvMU out the f toluea of bi ki-arl tut i.tlr : In All iir.ji-f.vt ork Tim h.i a lart; llul any .rk ti.- aim t frlix l art ul -i".llknow T: tof bol riaer in. Now Mil li ji uork a tt'ii ill I l v'.n. Ill make a -tad", a - rti-. t mi" in ail K-H v i. No u i k if iiie:iu or nn.V.l Which a. inn at aiis'tu u..;ii-, an. I a'ahftsu-ti In ail mi 1 1 n U-r work 1 .la v-r tii.-, t ill -nu,;li if o I ran Hut Ur.iijf jhtki t:ou to lao cyrs of man." II t'.i ai,.-;.t:ljr nought t!S w,hI, to Lu.l the trf .Kin I't Ii.'m 1. oish the f uturv ct.-ilT mis-tit I, iM low it br x'liM . an.l tar au. W I.le. li i:. :A'r jfrr.l aiiit lau-tit-a, jnew oi l .o.U !.i-l. litpr n.-ioMer, for In mirjcl aim. HiKrloa !ut pur.'-c. aii'l I'e inou ll.eiie M itlun h: lit'.trt. tii tru-t, an.l iv,aiH truth, VJavc I. tin ,!ie Ir.rw it iioli jereutual youlti. lie Hit to no cou.i.rx'Uii Willi Time, an.l . afar. Time u I wondcrr 1 itrealtr at thr lar licmeeu them raiaeU, au.l f a uiy njrhoJ.beOne mortal tivel acpi-rior to hi law. Ani wnen he foun.l wtinl he I'll had oug!it The cut of k.M.r.xi h I roine to naurf!:l Her holy ttinle rrunil.W into liunt. Her nt.tw-ly ji.ilarc g.nen U mlh act rut; An.l there', upon a ru n eoTere.J nu.uiul. The artift irli"! the tu.-k thai he h.vt found. Willi fvthtic tu trt ami Iovhv han.l l.erou,;t.t lnl tl i an wf many a holy iti.o.itm. lli'l ere tnt erk a .Lme the ! na-tjr Hall tue i .m l.thar ha.l rea-v- 1 to te. Hehvl I Ui plight I'vrti-i tioii in hi h:in-!, An4 iLi a r r i t nneu w nU in t!ie .!!. 1 1 N' la! name of l.i race, anl trarely theu Wiit l re.e h.ni'l to'i up l.i work m;d. He 'iuM l.r --htot tre'.r. to .viorn The arv n ho.vl ; t-ul er' the '.. w .i lxrn 1 hat i.iw t'.e tini-lie.1 t.i!.k '.the a.'e ept I'liica.-.i i on iV.e.r conrM'1 tra!.:u ha. I :ept Hie w.i irxm uo TUe ork at"lu.l com1 ;.i-. Vforc u-..' i'tti.-nt worlor' t'zlo-l T.eI; ctin-.l .r.iii-i. In xi.I; . i :tc-i aii'l grrv i nn a fa;rr.. Jir t-evhns ju.'I t Thai he l..t lent hojvl r 'In ame-l or tl'oiiit.t I ike .:nt l:r.f"a's K ?t er ulem. 1 h ti Ho c.t tfe ri moil tni'.!"., a:i 1 j rajtl that n en V :lit .!. c. 'Twjs n..t a! me a Ltff !i;. !i h- h I maie tls: u.-hl tiscy Jvr an 1 lau-h; Bnl oiii-:nn( loiter far a Wiou !.!, A I'.vii: .in ..r tue ri 1 t rea I. An.l r.m'.iiua ai 1 "Unuii, thy .rk i se-n V (Mil vt .'uTi-on Trut;:' .to; may 'tan." nf j'cri fe4f . KIKUY'S CtULS OF riKL. UT LOII-E .TOCKTN. OHi-i!.Tin it .-imply an rxruri'n, i-iro;o Sfott t ht;rht . v r thf M.iV of the iMU.l-!":t ati'll-x.k-in il li. h:t!w of tin l.i.ls in the M'.tter, hi" ji' in f. r -ptMi.iin hi stim-ni'-r vit'":r.i'n ir.ilit ho a -u.-ie.-, hut ho svtin ;i t ' ure :iiiut Kls i'pp rtiiiiitii'." f-r j':: Ivii:.' Iiuuian n.iture unu'f tinwort i nnl.;ii:i. It tnie that the viti.iitl hi-. w-re ha. I enough, hul .' were tl:e r' -u!ts. tuil l!i'r' was n-t in -'.tri.!i of l-ii.-al cUeiite. Ilf ha.l Ix'i'n in tii-- hahit of :iyii!;r that nothing ifiter-."toil him a mm ii the tU'Iy of his f.'il.iw-i ; a:i lt!!:tt h-wa in arne-t wi prnveii hv the f.i t that even his niiVi.'.' oxpi-rier.i-es h.ol io-i et lish.irtet''i liuii, although th'-y h.nl est him n t few fu t lwti i a:nl eoats, anl snn.tiai 'a t' many of his ihllar.s. I'.ut n?)rv h l hhr :vpirations. an l was n t 'hji'-i-.l t le . itL:Icil wi:h the opp'rla;iiti' pro-oiiteil ly erii'leit'Ih'i.in ur ? eu K-arnoil jrof'or. and im ai.t t- out anions men. When he was ymriij'T a yvar or twt I t-fort he h .l lrMnil of a minion anions the Intiau, faio-)in that he wouhl rea !i oriirml pnm i:ies aiu.jn thein; tut the ll'-h. anil Captain Jack had lowered his f I'.th, while the Hev. Ir. I'.u. k's t'tr? "f how the younger ava't s had len taught t' make Im- U a.d e'ean knives, u:.:I thy pn femd the i v i 1ized (Hvupatioiis t. t!i' ir M hahit of si-xiiiporin tlironh the wood-, ha I '!isp'!!ed in ire of the jj!i:t-r, and he had re-.-lT.-d t t conline his lahors f his white brethren. He did n"t i.iean to k hi- opii.irtur.itie anion,; the ri h, ii r inion the monotonously dreary rp-r 'f the city, but in a fresher lield. ik" ino-t theoloieal -tndents, he was well re ail in current literature, and he had learned how often the nohle-t virtues are found anions the rouhe-t I cla-s-es. It was true, they wtre.-ome-titiKV-so latetit that like the jewel in a toa.I's hind they hid th added Sra. e of u lie x ported ne-s, but that did not interfere with the f i t of their iiU'ii.f. lie had read of Calif. riii.t caniMers who had ni-hed from1 tahh-s win re they h id s.tt with howieknives hefaeen their teeth, t warn a coming train of broken rails, and, when Ik We.i up manned and uyins, bad sunjy aked if the hildrcn weie -aved, and then, ri intent, had turned a-ide and died. He knew the itory of the Misi. -ippi ensi;ier who, uz home with a Ion -.-ou;rlit fortune to c laim his waiting bri'le, !i:ul oaved his boat from wreck by upplj;n tie; want f fuel by bat, coat, bitr, wed,i;ns 'Iothes, plove-, favors, and tin illy his ba of reeiibaeks and Northern l'm-iiie lior.iN, then returning to In- iluty, fans money, -an- wife, but pin- honor and a rewarding con ienee. Wh"ii nin an- rapalileof such hcroi-m, ieurje would say, arj.niins from the-,-and -inii'ar -torie-, they are ipon to true reformation, all that is necessary bein -omi" eercie of an in!liien e that shall i. take -u !i impulses con-taut jn--e.i'l of -p:i,inodi-. Ahout Vf. i bf h ad hot been piite -o stnii'ne regardins his mission, anl bad alrno-t resolved that when they reachf-l Springfield lie would return La-t and join -otr.e of hi cla- who were ;oiii Vt tlie Kuit-kills. The sun was then xiirin down directly on the lat, the cabin wis -tif!in'. the lior-en crept lui-!oy a'.'::, t!ic men were rude and brut il, arvl around him was nn at-nio-phre of frying tih and boiling cibbne. The cablcie was crliaps the i rowni.i evil ; for while he found it p.--ibl. t,, f,rce hiscir.ind ce to 1' diMf snd blind to the di-n-nc able, he had i- nm t , f will thrt could mi;.
tjucr the -"iie of smell. 1 here .-eciin l to be little, he thought, with Mme contempt for his cvpectati ns, to reward his ijue-t or maintain his theory that every one had at lea-t cue Mory to tell. It whs not neccs;uily one's own Mory, ho had -aid, but lives the nio.-t h.incii iu incident come intoeontact with those more vehement, and h ive the chance of l.K.kins into trap-dies, into moral v ictoi ies and tierce conilicts, through other men's ev es. He ha.l hinted something of t hi-to Joe 1-akiu earlviu tlie morning, when the mit was riin ir the hill-, w hen the air was fn -h and keen, and the sun was m iking tlie lon lines of oil uion the rin r sliucr I ke so
manv brill. ant snakes. ,loe was the Ia. i .-1 and rouhe-t if the men on tlie I boat, but he sometime- had -m h a ;'- j nial and even superior manner, that (ti'orrc had felt sure that be vvouo! comprehend his meaning. Thus when noon came, hot, clo-c, and heavy with prophecy of dinner, (ieorre had sickened of human nature and of p-v clioloo;ieal studies ; but now the sun had set. and a pihlen ;l.irv lit the sky ; the tields on one side of the river rolled away srreen in clover and wavy in corn, the hills heavily wooded ri-e hirh and pietures.piely on the other side, and the little i-'.and inlhe U-nd of the river seemed the home of uuict and of peace The hors's pi. Killed paiicntly through the water, soins out on the shallows and avoiding the deeper currents mar the shore, and the l.v-, forfeit in to -hmit and swear, riKb- :t!on s. ftly vihi-tlin-Over by the hills -t ! a c- tt.i-e. aiul in the terraced "raideu a ejovip of it!-, with bii.'l:t ribbi.ii- in tio-ir liair. wre playing iju its with h-T-i -li" s. A iovi'nat vi a-carrv ins p-ts-eiij'crs ocr the river to meet the e cuius tr:tin, and liudcr the swectne-s of tin.' tvi'.isht i ; rs spirits aro-c lishtly to their Vyi !. hi - old faith n t.ina-d t hi;n, and he looked i : j w ith a new -oil-.- i f ft shiji to.loe, who was "bins a pipe with his favorite " towdn-ad." 4 It's a pity you don't smoke," sai l Jih'. carefully rikii.s a n.at -!i and li. 'Idins caj before it, ,f-r it -eems a S'tt t'.i.'.ov n aw : ; and thi- l"l'.nvn iun '-oiniiii'ii on!, tin. urh en m!'(it fancy it a n"ti"H too .-t run s- i've noticed that ni"-t pit achcr- -r.i"ke, alilcr.sh they don't take kindly to drinkirs- I suppose tle-y think it wouldn't seem the proper thins, and perhaps it would n't; hut there's rar-:i K.b:r.s..r: I should think that a S"od. solid drink wouhl be a real cinf.'rt to him sometime. He'.- sot a hard pull of it with a half share of victuals and a double share of children, o the two ends hardly t-vir ec each it!:r, lau'di le-s think of meetins." (fforse heitated for reply. He thought .To' wa- unueec-s.-irilv roush at time-, and alluded tothe ministry mueh tw fre-juentlv. lb' had f ineied when he left home "that his bin- t'ar.n. 1 and sray tweed, v It!i rather a jovial m inn r, would div t him of all re-enibl.mci' to a tiieoloieal .-tu-lent, 'ind enable him to meet his companions on the sround of a common humanity, e-p.-.-ially ahe had at pre- nt no mi ionary intentions i xceptins those that misht flow indircetlv from his personal iiolie nce. Still, while he wanted Joe to reoosnio hi- bn-ad liberality, he owed it to himself not to be loo-e in his eipre.-.-iori of pinion. "Well, yes," he said slowly, 44 1 suppose i: would help a n.an lo forset his troubles for a time, but the satins over the -pree and cotuins l a. k to the -ame nl I bother-, not a l it belt r f.-r tiie f .rttins. vvoiild hardly be much coin'ott, ev n if the thins w '' risht.' 44. May be not," replied .l-: 4 I s'po-e it wouldn't be o nfoi ta''Ie if th-.e wre your feelin's, lut I reckon you don't know niur h about it unless from hear8 iy. l?ut I tell you one thins, w hi-kv's a friend to betru-ted" addins. -lowly, with a shince at eors''s faci 41 to set you into trouble if vou let it S' d the upper hand of you. It's like, a woman in that! It begins; with the same letter too, and that'.- another likenes'" (ieors made no answer to this joke, over which Jh chu. kled enotish f.r both, and then returned to the charse: "I've seen aHl ib-al of life, one w;iy and another," Jie said, 44 but I don't know much of parsons. Somehow they haven't been in my line; but if I had to ch'Mse between beifis a parson or a doctor, I'd take the doctor by loiodds. Vou -ee the world's pretty inurh of a hospital as far as he's concerned, and when he can't tinker a man up, he lets him slide off and nobody minds; but the parson dim-rent. When a man takes sic k he looks kind of friendly on the doctor, because, you see, he expects him to cure him; but when the parson comes, he tells him what a miserable sinner he is and w hat he' coming to at last. Now it ain't in nature to like that, and I don't blame the fellows who say they can stand a par-on when they are well, but that he's worse than a bn-ak-lione fever and no water handy when they're sick. And I shouldn't think any man would like to S' ahout makins himself unpleasant to others! Ix?astways I wouldn't. Kickins Kirhy used to say that he'd rather be a woman than a parson, and the force of IansnS' couldn't So further thar that! He knew w hat lie w a- tall ins ahout, f'T some of his folks were preachers; and there was so-h! in Kilhv, too! People mav HV what the; pb-a-e, but I'll allers hold to th it!" 44 Who wa he?" a-ked (leors. happy toehans the subject, l-ins ! little uneasy iu his hoM upon it, and hopeful of a -lory ut la-t. ,!oe looked over the hill. 44 W( 11, he was a friend of mint w hen I was pro-pectins f"r oil, once. I al-h-rs liked Kickins Kirhy." Course. -at patiently waiting, while dim r-tilled his pipe and then le'an : 44 'I here ain't ? much to tell, but
men ilo curious things sometime-, and Kirhy, I s''S W:,H few folks would have expected very much of. There w as hard thinss said of him, ' it he could allers strike a blow for a friend, or hold his own with the iievt man, h-t him be who he misht. Vou see there were a sd many of us in camp, ai.duc had fiir cnoush hick;
! for the i icu o, r ;.t Pisser's Kun had -tru-'k a so.l in. -o money was plenty and changed hand- fa-t irnuish. ; W e'd all linn s t"sc! her in our camp tin1 til Clint liowirs out into trouble. None joftherc-t of u- wanted to s t mixed no in the fu--, but somehow w' did, i and t he ot her camp fought shv of us olid pi.i ed most 1 y anions thciu-el cs ; and i'te allers henl that it is poor fun to take out of one pocket j to put into tin other. Our boys j had d ib n ut opinions about it, and some of them held that it wasn't Clint's awkward w oik that they'd s"t mad at, but that they meant to shut down on Kirby. Vou see Kirhy was a very lucky player, and although pretty " roush thins were said about it, nobody ever Sot a clear handle asain-t him, and he wasn't the kind of a fellow that was pleasant to affront. Kirby used to sav it was nil alons of Clint; that he o us lit to have been kept from the cards, or sent down the river; that vw'dhave hail a sod run of luck all vvinur if it hadn't been for him. I don't krow the lishts properly, but I allers thought ii was about six of one and a half-doze ti of the other. Anyhow there was bad blood ali. ut it, and th if d -n't run up hill, you know, and so there was trouble soon cr.oi.;rh. The bos "ot into words one nisht, and Kirby threw a mas at Clint, who out with Lis knilean 1 w.i- at Kirbv like a t!.t-h. l.u. ky f.-r him Clint's eye- weren't in s-'od seeins order, and tin- I i. ;u r h iiln't i.iade hi.- an.l any the more steady, o Kirby only sot ascratih on hi- arm. It showed what Clint Would like to do, though, and some of the boy s made pretty heavy 1 et- on the cud ot it. 1 -tuck up f-r Kirby, for mi I kr.ew him pretty well, and th' re was true snt m him;" and th -n, t-o, he was i.;n'.!:i!iiuii pit i-a-.t a'."Ut It, and even ,-toppid savins much about CiinCs blocKins up our ;uck over at tlie Ku:i. 44 Well, jr.-: about then Jack White cam. over from Cambria and told Clint that l e'il heard that hi- uncle w a- a-k-ius around w here he vv.i-. Vou see Cimt's um le had a st"ie down there. and had made a tidy pile f money, an I as he hadn't any chil.hcii, he -aid he w.m'dn't min i h av ins it to him if he wa- livins rc-pcctable. Clint h.cl lived with him vv In u he was a boy, but thev hadn't sot alot.s Vi ry wa II, -o Clint rail ti'. 'I he old man didn't mind thi-, thoush, and U'-w he wanted to tind him. Jack -aid he was -uro that if Ciint wato so oer and play his card- I iirht i..-"d S t the money. Vou may be -nre thiwas a stroke of In. k f.-r Clint j-i-t then, and he didn't like to lo-e it; but vou see he didn't look very S' o'eel, ar.. he ku-w l.i- urn le was -harp en ul:!i to tind it out. He wa- fat cnoush, for whisky never made a livins sk h-tou of him. but it was plain that it wasn't Srd health that had made hi- r.os,. so red, i:.-r fine maniitr- that hn-l siven him the cut a. T"s. hi-chf k and bruied up hieye. 'J'he boys all allowed l?.at he was the harde-t-lookins chip in the earip, and if his uncle hft him his money, it wouldn't be on the strensth of his siwd countenance! liut you know lie had to do somi thins risht ofl, and so he wrote as pretty a letter to the !d tlian as ever I VTaTlt to see; but when the an-wer came it -aid his t;:ie!e was very si' k, and a- ho had inethins particular to s iy to him, wouldn't Clint come OTt-r at once, and iiivloscd he'd find the money for his fare. I toll yu this -tumped Clit-.t, for he'd had another lisht and w as a picture to behold. 44 1!ut here's where the surpri-e to us all came in. Clint was pretty well puzzle! what to do, and while all the boys were advi-ins him, Kirby -poke up. I'd noth i d he was pretty piief, but nobody could have S'"",,i,',l what lie was thinkins about. He looked some like Clint, and once had l-en pitched into by a in-w lis'r Hun hoy, for Clint. 'I he fcllovv never made the second mistake about t B-m. It wasn't as thoush they were twins, but they both had brown hair and hms heard-, blue eyes, and were about the -ame build, so you couldn't have made a descriptive li-"t of the one that wouldn't have done for the other. What Kirby said was that Clint's uncle hadn't seen him since ho was a Iniy, and he'd expect to find him chansed: and althoush he that's Kirby, you know had h id hard feelin's to Clint, he wasn't a man to hold asrmls''" and he'd let hy-sor.es be hy-sones. So if Clint thousht we',1 of it, he'd S' over to Cambria, and if he found the hind lay risht he'd pas ofl for him and make thins4 J-ure. Thi- struck us all of a heap, for we knew Kirby could do it if he chose and if nobody interfered with hint, and that he really could cajole the, old man better than Clint could; for when that fellow s t wound up t- talk he was alU th Fnnz you tiv U tter. Some of the I toys thousht it ri-kv, and they wanti d Cunt to write and -ay ho had the typhoid fever, and - stave it off until he looked fit tso; but he knew that if he crossed his un le now he'd likely cnoush Ioe every thins. - he thUht it best to make -;;ro and let Kirby S' and see, any how. One thins that hf-lpd alons wns that his firt wife had come from Cambria, and he'd heard her talk so much about the penph that he knew nearly as iiiu h of them a Clint did To make the matter sure, Clint stuffed him with all he remembered, and one nisht wo sot up :i pra' tii-ins. nr.d we made out th at we were the folk-, and Kirby pow. wowed
to the minister, and old Mi- Cranbv - that was me!- ami the doctor, until he j knew his lesson and we'd nearly split I our sides laushins"Of course, seeins the interest we all took in it, we weren't soin to do the i thins half, so w e clubbed tosctlu-r and ; pot Kirbv a suit of store clothes nnd a ! shiny vali-e, and he went oil as proper 1 as a parson- bessins J"iir p inion! j and we settled down asain. Ho wrote pretty prompt, and said every thins Was soins on as smooth as oil. 'I he i old man had called out that it was Clint j a- soon as he saw him, before he'd said a word, and Kirby wrote it would have , been kind of cruel to have told liiui better. So he didn't. He Wlote several ! more letter-, and once Jack While h id a b-ttcr from hi-itcr s.iyins that Clint i low cr- had coine home, audit was -aid
that tlie old man was tickled to death with his manners and meant to leave him all he had. This clinched it sure cnoush, arid Clint became tip-top anions the boys, and his credit was Soil for all the drinks he chose to order, and I must say he was liberal cnoush, and nobody contradicted him. He wrote to Kirby he was all tin" time writinsto him but this time u told how handsome he thousht it w as in him to d all thi-, eon-ideiins every thins. When the :m-wcr came Kirby said he didn't profess much relish'n, and he thousht that Seiierally speakin' heapins coals of lire on anv one's head was asaiu-t the srain, but ("lint was more than welcome to his sef ices." 4 He ! a s,M,d fellow," exclaimed d'or.'o. I don't wonder vi il,t'd him!" "h , allers stood up for Kirby w hen th" boys were h ird. -t on him. Hut to tlni-!i u;, for I'm tdlins an oncomnion Ions y am, at la-t a httercanie say ins 'hat the old nan wa- dea l and tin' money fixed. ILw much it was Kilby coll!. I n't s.iy Vet, but h- ni'-ant to hurry matter- up, ho said. Of coiir-e he did n't put all l e i..e ant into j lcn w. rds, for it would n't do to tru-t it, and he w as all. r limre careful than It lint, w!.o ii. vcr knew w Ion to bu-h. Hut now Kirby sail he'd hive every thins -traisht inid.' f two week-, and we were n't to look for another letter from him. 44 Well, it ira -urpri-in' how many birds Ciint broiled for Kirby tho m t few weeks! Vou see Kirby allers vv.is a S' ldlciuaii in his t.t-te-, and bad a pit ticular hkins f"i" birds on toa-t, and f course Clint wanted to s'' l ini a proper Welcome l.otui'. We klieW ju-t w hen the boat- vv ere likely t i colli", and Clint was allers n-ady for : -urpi i-e." " And he came ju-t W hen 1 e W a- h-a-t CXpei ted," -aid (ieoISe, with a brisht sintle; "that is the way thins- always happen in this world. 1 am sure of that"' "Why, no. '.!--y our heart. 'c never came back! 1 ailer- knew he wouldn't! II" bousht a -ii ire in ;i ircus witti tic money, and went down South. They aid he married the s''l vvh did the flyins trap. , but I'm not -ure about that. Anyway, it appear- lie's don- a S 'od bu-ine-s, nr.d I'm Mire he's kepi Clint's letter- to him. There via- tinsrit in Kirby, I've alh-rs stto k to thi'' I t e- the p'pe -e.-HI too strops f"" V oil ? The wind d.M-s blow it your way, that's a fat." A'.li'iti'- f-r .in ' r. ('a of Mi-taken M ntltj One of my inquiries w as for an d .teas resirds the mi-takes iad" Iy m-ar relative- between t!;e twin-. They are i:u:nerous. but not vtry varied in chara- ter. When th" twins nM i hildren th'-y h:'.e comiiionlv to be di-tln-Suished by tildions tied round their wri-t or r.eck : tievcrtli'-l' ss, th" im-i sometimes fed, phy-ieked, and whipped by mi-take 1 .r t be other, and the --ctiption of the-e littl" ihme-5ic cita trophes is usually s', ri b i.c by the mother in a phra-eolosy that i- -otne-w hat toiichins hy rea-oii of its scrioii lies-. I hive on" ca-e in which a doubt remains whether the children were not t hansed in their bath, and the pre-unied A is nt really 15, and vi. e er-.i. In another i a-e an arti-t vvis nsas'-'l o;i the portrait-of tw in- who w. -re between :5 and 4 years of ase ; he h id to lay a-ide I is work for three week-, and on re-umins it cub I ii"t tell to w hih i hi id the re-pective likene--es he had ill baud helonsed. The mistakes ar- le- numerous on the part of the mother ih:rins the boy ho m I and S''Ili'od of the twins, but almo-t as fre-pient o:i tinpart of stransr t. I have many instances of tutors lx-ins unable to l;stinsuh their twin pupils. ' Ihls, tw sii '- u-ed r snlarly to iinpo-e on their inu-i.- teacher when one of them wanted a whole holiday : they had their Ic-sons at -eji-arate hour-, and the one sirl -at riti.-ed herself to receive two h -sons on the -line day, while the other one enjoy, d her-elf. Herri a brief .and comprehensive account : "I'.x.ictly alike in all, their schoolnia-ter.s never could tell them apart ; at dancius parties tin y constantly charged partners without discovery; their close resemblance, i--carcely diminished by as1'." The follovvins is a typical -i IhmiIIiov" anecdote; Tw o t win- were fond of pl.(y ins tricks, ami complaints were frequently made; but the boys would m ver own which was the S 'i'ty one, and the complainant - wen- m ver certain which of the twohevva-. ( hie head m.i-ter U-ei to say he woi.ld li. VT lhS the imioeriit for the snilfy, and another u-cd to th-s both. I ' '1'itUir Sc'W MoiUhh) fr-tnu-nnr. -'I l.e oratise c;opr.f Jos Ansh N Ca!., will tint he more than one-half as I arse a- la-t year. The lemon crop is al.o . -mail and the tree :nv aid to be fa-' dviii-. .
; A l't inale His.tmi-I. ' Lately, for a number of month-', there was emplovcd in sevcial -ewins-m.ichine offices in this citv, savs lie Cincinnati luim n it, a'woiiian of middle use, pu tty som1 h.okius, buxom, and with red hair. She w as rather attractive in her s':oas towards sumo men. She save her name :is-.Mi.s. l'ofctit, who had married ;i man of that name iu hoiii-ville, but had left him be-ciiu-e id mallicatuieiit. Ib r charm captivated a mm by the name of Jatray, who i now emploved a- a gardener at the Ciiieinnati lb'-;. da!, and was married to himoii the J..th of June la-t. I hey lived toscther for a while iu hired rooms until Mrs. Ilatray I f', o i tl... 'J.'-tli of Ausu-t, for l.oni-v il'e, to vi-it some friends, as she told her Im-band. While she w as ah-t nt a letter addressed ! to her by her lovins Ilatray f.-ll into the hands of old man I'otent, to w h un sin: ; had returned, and w i;h w hoin -he w as livins as his dutiful wife. 1 he letter ! disclosed th news to I'otent that his wife had so tie away and married annth- ! er man, w hich, of cour-e, tiin d up a i considerable breee. On the iiet day the woman secretly s-l'hered up ln-r Soods and left for Chicas'. it ii the supposition, in (juct of another m in to ! 1-oii'pler. i I'otent and his wife had bei n lirins : t-et her for about ninetei n y ear, nnd had two cliodieli, a boy and a S"' pretty w ell srow n. .Mr. I'otent was in tlie city yesterday, and he and Ilatray met in a ew ins-machine otiice on I ninth street, win-re I he e . 111! Ii "e. I el r. I -, . I . i.b ot li. r i h i c re-peetive tnarriase 1 iceii-es and talked over matters. A- t!i" woman had S""e from hi- sae II itray was inc'iiu d to siv up nil claim to her; but Mr. I'otent expre--e l a disposition to l acs "U to lo r an I s ' le i b.u k if he could. ( hi thi- point there W.isrtper feet nst'eeineiit. Tin re Wa-. h oveicr, a lirtle matter th.ttwa- n ! 1 ' i i ii ' 1 v s. tiled. Thi- W.i-a little bid .1 jue-ented to I'otent by Katray for sundry expenses inrutred in ! j.'ms the w oman. while -he w a-Hal : ay '- w i.e. . I'otent had lo-t his wife vvl.i!.' -i:" w as in Katray '.- chaise, and ii.oi, to all aji-pearan.e-, subse, jn ntlv lot her p.-r-niani iitly , he w a- imt in a h im-.r to pay the amount. So the -ubjeet -talld-. Ohio Meuli-Khliiu ia IsGt;.
A cot respondent of tie- Akron (O.) . f revive- -o'i.e int'-re-t ins bits of hi-tory resarditis -h-ishins Northern 'hio. The seat -leishins l"Urn ononis of s'io are still viv'nhv renionib,-re. bv "i.r lit izetis. So. on, ( uv ahi'Sat ounlv. inausur.ited t he "-ti ife" by 'evllins '!' a party of - vi ri foin -hof-e team-, and ch-illens'ms i'.'V town lo bo it them. Lain-! nrs did beat them with fourteen te mo Itedford w.-nt to IW U : S w ith thirty-four t.-ams. Noith'i- id tin n t! led it on, I lit fell short of the p"p:'--ite lUItn! i r of t. am- f take the bat.tier. 1'ilei k-. ille then l lit led th" !i-t with fifty -four team-. K a'tmi lb n came in w it h sixty -i isht lean s. Tl.i n I'.oston wetit to i; yait in with tishrytnne team-. Hii hti' l-l th' ti potiined dow n into 1'io-ton w it h one hundred and fifty-four team-, and planted the banner o.l the summit. I lii- vv a- on tin1 1th day of March. A few day afterward. Summit, .Medina, ( nyah'S, as counties, entered in'o the cnti -i. ;ind v i-ited lli'-htield umb r their aipr"pi j ate h a-h rs, Medina !i iv ins oio- hun lri I and forty, Cuv ahosa i.t.e hundred and fifty -one. and -iimmIt on" hundred -iml -V elitV -ol.e fonr-i.'I"se I'-aUls four bundled atel -ixty-two in .111. Not s;,t. i-:'.ed with the diseomtis ii? ', M.-doi.i w a- bound to t r v as 'in. a ml on I h.- 1 - t h day "f March, thoush the -Irishins was rather thin, that ooiiniy. with b mds i f :;iuic, rind llyins batner-. d'ove t r i tiuijdia'iTly into Akr-m vvi'. :: hni -dred and cisnty-fo-ir f.e:r bor-" team-, the ino-t cxtcn-ive -h ish-rid" fiom ot e couilf V ev i-r before, or f ' 11' -. k 11 w ti in the I'nlted state-. I ho M-'d'n i p -oj-'e areiiovv invitins t" ishboriti.j coiintii to i onic and take" th it banner. ShaT il 1 took." Tcrrillc lull and Ib-nurkahlf H-ipf. Mn lial Carney, a -tereo'yp r at thSt'tr i. !li-r. Walnut street," ic-r Sixth. says th" ( in 1 Iltl.lt I ('inn, irr it! i f Pec. JJ, had a terrible fall yesterdsy afternoon from the top tloor of thit lush buihlins to the street ffoor, distance of live stories, throiish the hs-fohway. lie had Sone to the hateh w ith the la-t vtcreotypc plate in hi- rm l semi it down. The so-s had been turiH-d oil' and it was dai k there, lb hsd no idea, it seems, but that theeh-vaUirplatfortu was up. Hy habit, knowins't osisht to be there, and bavins no idea lo the eonUarv, he stepped out and down. It was a frishtful fall, down pi-t four landiiiS'. nntil he sirmk mi the jlatforni at the street llr. The plate wabrokeri the man w a- m.'. IM'. William Judkins was called in iaim -d lately. He caused Carney, who ws- conscious, thoush weak and bewildered, to he stripped, and t i tdc r careful examination of him. He could iit tind that there was a -inle hone broken. Tlu-ii he sounded him i aicfiilly. and tested his luriS" n'"l the action of hi heart, and could not find tliMt there waanv serimis internal injur,. Curney w as bruised a little mid was weak and that was all. His es. npe seenied iniraeulolIS. Of eo'ir-e, his condition to-d aV may show unfavorable -ymptoiu. Serious internal hurts may develop. Carney is a stout y onus fmlov? ,vit h brave cou-titutioii. The Itaptists of I'l uiisy Itaiii have resolved to r.ti-e i,0,Iki) by i ollil sib script ion for the ib nottiiu tion ci i J temiial movement.
