Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 16, Number 36, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 October 1874 — Page 6

Y1LLAUK SOSUS.

i. Tll rUKY-It. Mr .1 ry-tini lfO, trim niul liht, om.(f I'oiiy, im "i- mrry tyt. 1 tin. thi -n " ir hi. n tm ill ttii-tr tiR.t: Kor who. y.,u knu lh-t itiit) en-urn, 1 hro" trt' i'if iiul.iw, Itkf dr. am, You Mr in- t.ay-i.lk b I t n t Linn. Ami out- ai)lri, with awrtaauK cyth n.or, the r-rthea lmvf c.-a-t lo flash. I hr siicry inl lirmsa ti lli u thirst, II,- .irmiii li.krl w mm lir, I, 11. n.-altl 111. iii H-ti. Tlio- sotlwan Mi.-u .l.ra l-4 like work, Itut t r- bron nnu will inor -inrk, 1 lur b iiri.t . ik siisi.tii l you: Ay, j , my Im, the la-l ui tlu. a. MT TUS k-X. Jutt In tier tts-n, W ith ryrlnl ilrooel rl. niurr. An I irr.iVtv Ut tmuUt iini ii" fndorr, I h- ciuld'aat knitim y !' w.-H, II. r r .ii'l'HK besom r,w and t-U . It w ihr jiri-iiinl ol ouuuuy cu. Hi r laujrh tirr.k.. out: A ki:t ii -in 'tg Rirl; A m.-rrr m-aiur, k''" t to her curl, Yrt f.inv.i to km , n.ir t r tir, II v m wt i"U- .ruiruih. r. W hat is iljul i-.u irran.l ''lir a In nit B.'afwoorf' Mjint. AX UNTIMELY YKSIT. Half a century ago two brothers, bat elHt .'mi I sometimes ragged, were growing ii I to big Im) IhmxI among clam., eel, and boat, in it poor little. ti-heriu.iiis bamlet on the shore of CajH- C ixl. The iMi-ot, whoi hU sentimental mother ha I named Clarence KthcHtcrt, wa lull .f" enterprise and ambition. Hi broth r. whom ttie solemn oll lailicr had named (tilt-on, wa an amiable, Lind lellow, ooi: rif to do anybody' bidding as iio- n hail riioujrh to eat anJ nobody to M-oiil hiiu. The tirt wont Into a rhiivih.iinller's -tore, in i;.t n, hating walknl ninety ii)il' to reach that city, ami f-unl it place. The otht-r remained at liom, ierte.tiy Mititlei. iliin qnohaus t-y arinjr tils .in I c.irtiii:.' eeaweitl. Wi, n they rchol tniMle life the el I-rr-l uh 1 i v-iiiir In an elegant tn.tnion near 'eiitral Tark, in New Vork, with hi tH-hionable lMinily, kett'iH? a an ol luirM-s ami a retiiui' of M-rvanU; .in-l i;i..'. .;i. nurrie.l to a wi!!-nua::!n, but cnr' anl illiterate woinan. wa in the pmr eottai'-honie of hU l.ttlier, m thy that lie wa.s altnoit afnti l ol liU kin ! brother whoeame yearly to viit ,nil aiJ hi'n. K. ('. It ikerly. the rich i-hip-cli imiler, m:ii, no siioh. il? a knowle(!ri hi- Hr n latives. HinMirlHtl tlx in, anl h.i l often i ii'I bis brother ami iWT-in-law to lMthim. (ii hon wanted to go in New ork. b it In couldn't fp-t ut con rare lb- I Kid heard of a;tin coining up behind (-:i"--;i!il' ciiii-ii- and Lthbitir them in th. tn-et. a'id about h.n kmen driviii' .strati, till II. r to !nno-fn and then robtiin o he thought, in hi iiiuKiit h. nit. that hi- brotli. r w.i a!inot the oiiiv "xl man in tie- reat city, Iini the tiuii came wto ii (lie 'imbiti'MiIV ty ' !ved to tn to N -w York auditor h r-. If. die tol 1 her broiher-in law. while on hi anini.il vi-it. that she "h id dn i I'M, at la-t.to buy hrelf anew b!a. k altMiT and a lri-- an, m' l,U family w ouldn't N- h-'i lined of her, :u.d i 'o i i real New York !vle aiHittt the ... . V... I.. - 'I I... -, .1 'j ....... ' 1111 ! 'H'lllll.1. All' l 'l III IV ll,J t stale at me, or J.iuti at rue, tint they won t eat me. thaf .- -.irtin," she ad l.-l. , Win i; theeritletn ui ai uric-l U.i at I Lome. th-uaii.'hters Iu.f In d, and n-s..lr j " ' olile. the llall to t;nke her Vllt as a:rveabie as p-sitile, iidiii her a t! u k silk, to n place "that aboiiiinablo alpaca the imirt dres o Yanki o woiih n !" I 1 he la-t wti k in Ocfotier. when the j boii-e wa in tbe hands r a caterer and a j dei or.;? or, the follow In astoiiridiri letter i w i n ived by t.io lady : , L) IIakbir, Or. ;. l'HR "i-nii ( iuii: li i-n rnl nw I t-.iit rha. . our min a'.-iul tt-r tunr ol S'nii' ,i Vfit V. rk, Wt ht'ool rr'ly nr.m-r thin c rij""l. nin ' io Mi t a'.'in lilkiii lurnln' oicl li r( Ivir.- II.iiin-4 with iik (toiina. v:f l.iiiel nil ttirrtllllrs k:i. (iimiilellrs, rel forrti o r rn cone' livrnorniwr Jnil as ti.it iii'lisin is . .it Io K'-t h- rue tk' ll lii nrf. mnt of kl lit ttir l.ofru, no, l,ss li o i 1,-nrv i.irlii'ls, jou'll -v in to-inurrew u i r -n. m- writli iih twrifil, Mis4 i:ii'in liuk.iK Ims l..irnKe I i.ur ( n n:i 1 ink Ui will-1. It.c ap'in. lie to smniy now. .s.i I) i III .l at l i l. fr.-iii your r. '.iiT)rr at-t.-r, I'Tst. V. s - I ir hi I i. Lin 1 th t1-.iiuc-s on n,r new h.ik ur tb nia-i-i tj tri.l a tin ir m-n'l uu rO'ii 'ii tir-. The pirlsseolded, and the sen ille moth er apeasel them by sayh that their ! father w wuld mnt their uncle and aunt at i t be oars and keep tin la at a hotel till the I party was over. j P.u! the c; rs came in ten minute m l ire j tln-ir time, ami when Mr. liakerly re:icho i the deKt the p is- i!ers fi t I all diapI an-l. He m-lied tiomo, hopin to niecl tti in t fori' they entered the house. But they h id not aptn ansl ; and theeonolti-ion was th:it they had mi sl the trim and; wo-ild not arrive in the city till the m-xt ' day. In this, however, the family were tni-,aketi. In a few minute tlierr came a loud riio tlie door-l' 11, and then t lo ir ear wore aailed by the stiarp notes of an anTV vojet aimed at a hackm.in. " 1 m ver heord Mich a swindle! Hon't pay bitn a Uollar and a half, (iidyon, tor j letehin us half a mile. We could 'a'; Wa'ki-d ju-t a well; and the men-folks i Will V luiri-d up the trunk it aint a ! mite in-m v ! I'll have you took vp fori roMs rx , sir. if you do keep a cirriae and two hor-e. !" A ( hildren and tiutcher-tiovs were 01b etin on the sidewalk, the lady of the liou-e slippi'd down stairs, put thr money in ttie ha kiiiaii'n batiil and r-muggh! her friends up stairs. A there were nu n at work in the kitchen, tin ir MipN-r was piv n them ouietly in a little id -roim, and the tirel trivebrs wen sent early to ted, wlrtiout any n monstrances on their part. The pair were put into an attic room which was rarely slept in. 1 his w as done not Iroui di-reieot, but iM-eau-e the uual slcepiiir rooms lor visitors must le iism uti'il late in the ni'ht, by the la lies who w re anion ttie cuest of the evenin. tii-leo-n at il his wile however, were cl ad ol hiiv ret'mr:-pI.ico. Thev eontpl.iir.tsl to ; a- ii on,, r that "it w;is jr. adtul hot lor the la-t i. IM'r,!' t,Un out the n liht. and w re soon lo-t to tin ir new situation, but not uti Aunt P, tsy I: el c.ciainud in a dreauiy ilmw l

"New York' th nastiest Miiellin'tswii ever I wio. in, and 1 w ish 1 wax to home." The ;iietx had pit bored and there '.i a hum of merriment Ih-Iow, which wa Mtdtlonly liudi. d by the uy arancc of two stranyy apparition on the Mairs. "Tableaux, tableaux!" crhnl aH innocent vonth, and in a inoment verytMHly wa iiiakiiix for the hall and laiihin and cxclaiiniiix'. "l.irhy and Joan," "John Anderson, my jo, John," and the like Interpretations ol the M-crie. The p'titleuiau of the hou-eolbowetl Ills way through the crowd jut in liiaetowv his'h:iIf- lad brother escape from the e;ae of Ins quests. Itut Aunt I'.et.-y tHxi her ground bravely, liHkin like a fury ju-t riM-n from her irrave, with hhev(Sed lix ks, w hite roln s and a kerchief bound round her bead.

" (io tin To vour room. I'm ashamed of you." Kaid her biother-indaw, in a low tone. " You haint no need to Ik' adiiuned of us, in r anybody cIm of your own folk," here the MHr woman wa.s m-IisI w ith a t rrikic tit of cou-.'hin and Mran;litij:; but rcc:uiiiii her breMlh. die continued: "We're your own flesh and blood, if we haint rieli; and some of the richest salooiike'HTi and Ilsli-U'alcra in this town, or Hoston. citlior, ha sprunjr from l'aH ." Couxhinjr apiin silenced her anry leasts. "What ails you?" askisl the nitateil brother, a tcnible coitnils of stranjrlinyr and jrroaninj; were heard from Uncle (jidon atNive, " Mto' cray. ir. and that old man was trying to catch lo r," aiJ oik of those olllcioiis men who think they see at once the solution of every tlituVukv. "S-nJ for a policeman and have b-r taken of!', sir." At this Aunt ISct-y. wliuhad nows'-.iTed lier-olf, irave Ioom- reins to her tongue, and cried auil l hr coubin and choking, Voii f,od lui.- li..- itUl.t s.r.c aw ili-caso) a ready, in this nasty town, else wc was tiieiiisl w ith o.ir siiiik r! 1 don't In b'lieve we'll ever see Clam Harbor ar'iu ! Hut don't you darr to bury us lien-, whi r the.-e villaiions m.trcry dx'torsiliirs up dea l folks and liacks 'em to piii'f. ! n dear, flear !" The distn-SM-d host now chaiijre 1 hi tactic. rt'inenilM't in bis brother's words that "Icty was one of ttictn women that could never be di iv. and led her gently up stairs, his wife following tbem. Na sooner ha 1 they oi.ienod thechmitK'r dor than thev all joined in the chorus of couliinx. f he a is had leen blown out ! And tbe r'i;er, Ix-iltV oja-ll, the hear, w hich bad Ix-cn shut oll froin all the tther rooms, had made this one like a fiery furnace! I!ut even this did not account for the frightful inflammation which the kind sUfor-iri-law saw on the limbs of her ugonizeil vidtors. Uncle (ii Icon was jumping aUut w ith r'tiiarkable vior fwr one of his years, swinin his Lands ami tryinff to stH'.ress iii jrroan. A soon as rill the window in both attic, were throw n open. Aunt Itctsy jrave Vent to her W(es thus: " We ooiijjlu'd andhoktsl ti rrible ; lut at l.t-t ve ot into IxsL l!uf all f a sudden wa took wirh such a pain that I In l'.er.il out. that ixmiebody had stuck an i-3-s.e r into my e. :,m I was Mranulin me N'sidi-s. He beuu to pvih' at me. when lie was took with the airony hiniM It ai,d ho'ih P' 1 as bad as m,. Wo started to o down and hunt you up, to et a doctor, . -null jriie-s we" stirrel tu n awful ine-o anion them are hi;jh-drcscd butterfliei:" A sit : 1. n thought struck the lady of the hoti-e. and throwing ot n the IkiI, die !. overvd an unusual siht for the citv a 1 . , a a I . 1 I "".i-i I" " "I ".e-j- ..,.1 ...... taken i-..- ss, of one eorm r of the tinl,,'l-! '"' a sava?- npiatter novi r-"-""V t):t had o-ne.l tire on the Mnr t ran A I bey could have no other room tiii the 2'ies. were one. Aunt lU-tsy dis.'lared that they would sit up till then, rather th in ri-k thi- one a.iin. " Why," she exdined, " feow do I know tint the fierv san.int. that t'it tbeehildreii of Kr'el m:i3- ! Id I up in th if til? I've tuard tu foretol.iy. t'. it (ity folk wasn't over particular w h:i! '.'t into their Nsls, but I didn't know tl. barlreI wa-p there !" 'l herou'ti old pair Klept one tiiht under d.un.isK ilrajiery, and then they set otl for home. No arument, no H-rua-ion could i:i dm- tbem to .i.s another niht in stn h an awful city ! The kin 1-heartiil brother soothed their spirits by the trill of five hundred dollars to hi- brotlit r, and the watch kis w ife bad just lai i aside to Aunt lt tsy. o the honest pair set otT on a triuti.pbal march cajK-ward. Their treasures set them upon a pinnado of plorv at flam H.irtror. when- old watches ami ready money were scare'. The thin passed otT at Clam Ilarlor as a remarkMe instance of the lm-eof borne, or rather as the iK)wer of botins-sickness ; and in the ein le of ay triem! in New York,. hs the tireakin loos. of a deransi relative who was the next .day quietly nturt.e 1 to the asylum ! 1 bus doe fortune often play cruel jra'.k.s in paratin trio who in cbildboo 1 dayrnl beneath the same recti tn1. Thp riilnaman Noise. The ( 'hincse talkin is a series of b ird sound-, jerks, dis and snaps. The in :;pir.ites, s, T, Z, make one's llch rn'p. Cuarrclin U iodesc ribably oversivveriri. and make one'ii libxHl thoiib no eiiwarti i n r tie to water, so fi-riM-iou-lv birtor are the shrill sounds omitted. Yet still there is a more terrible ordenl tocoiiio ChinoM' muic. It Is simply odious and revoltin to every ft 1 in of b.innoiiy, meoly, symp.ithe'.ic ta'lence, or tluli t sound of any description miets by musi-d natire. It is nasal, MTcechiiiir, ytiwlin, mee-in.tw in, wailin every sound excriiciatin to t ar relined. Two tom-eat t nitiunterin on a niidnibt prowl, are faint tliotih truthful illustration of that fearful rendin of the air. Add to that an enniel turkeycock viewin red, an iuditiaut rami r. I two ea-fovs, and .1 liewildlTitl flolikev, 1 doubtful atxMit mo-t thing in life, ami hinxt siij.p r eNrially, and you w ill have the oliroina'ie scale of Cbiru-e music Whether Chinese are endowed by 1'rovi-dt-iicewith sonorou ba oices, sympathetic baritones, tr tliriliing sensational tone. I .lo not know. I never heard anythinr bit fil-etto, and that of I lie mot ag""ui tpialitv more or lesshusLv, uioie or lc-s s brill. Tifui'e l'ir. The lilding M'thtNli-t Ilpiscopal Church is building t Inn he- at the rate of one and one-half a day.

A Hrmarkable Surgical Operation. The Chicago Tribune, publisho the followinsr: The iurical proles-ion J, looked upon by those tinintcn-ototl in Its triumphs w ith soinethinjr like a fcclmirol fear or dinpust. The xi&rht of the jrlittorinjr knives, awa and prole's, with tlieir thirt odei ready tor use on the human victim, is more likely to inspire a idui ldcr than to rive rise to any pleasant reflect i ns or pujrjrestions in the mind of the novice hn the rotnamv of the proiesioti comes to ! w rittcn, however, it will contain the dotails ol many incidents in the ereat and humane art of savin life and limit that will cat into the shade the ctlorts of romancers, ami. it is to lie liojtcd, may po far toward di-er-in the foolish notion that knowledge of one's own body and disease is sometliin to tn' shumiel and avoided. Without dwelling on this prejudie'. bowever, an incident jrivinir some proof of the wonderful imwcr the skillful physician i learning to exert over dis'ae may le ivcn. About the lirst of List May Colonel Alnor Taylor, a well-known citi.en of Chioao. was taken sick with what lie sup-po-od to Wc a rheumatic attack. He had hevere pains in his kneedoiiit, hip and Lead on the lijrht Hle of his ImxIv, and hl huIferins were so real that he took to his bel and called a doctor. This jrentleman concurtiil in ids opinion, and commenced treating him for rheumatism, stating that it would probably confine him to his bed for some time. The pain was gradually relieved from the side of the IhkIv, in the cowrseot this tnattnent, but that which althcted the head M-eined to beeome more acute and unbearable day by day, until it deprived him of rest or ship by day or liiht. Mid. N'tore the beiriiiliii: of .tl-fTii-t. Colonel Taylor had lo.-l fortydive pounds in weight, and his hair on the side id". ,cd Lad fiiriiiAl white, Ity this time he had taken an inmieii-o quantity of niidieino, and bis nervous sstein was entirely and apparently hojudesslyshatu red. From the jrreat and iioarty tiun- of a man so w ell known alout tow n. he Untune a piunt and tremblin skeleton of his former self, tH weak to help himself, and. a he had rei-cive! no relief to his jnfen ajrony. fatisl without donbt t die without even knowing tbe cause of his MtMiction. In all his pain and n iron v this

irrew to lie a terrible thought, and lie at h iiL'tli resol veil, come what mL'ht. to trv some clianire. Ills piiysicians, lor lie na'l now calletl in several, readily a reed to tliis, fmd so lie twik the tioitt to M o-kiuaw. Here, instead of improvin, the omi at-mo-phere soeintsl tt ad I to the pain, an-4 at leiitli. bv the advk' of Ju le D.nid lais. wj)i. in he nu t there, ami others of bis friends, he resolved o o t New York and put himself under the oliarc of Ir. Hammond. Arrivin in New Ytrk. hi tlrt bu-int s w as to netke an eiirai'enient the auie day at 2 o'clock with the eminent physician. At the hour tiametl he wa aceordcil an inteniew, whlcii was brief and to the point, llavin stated w ho he was an I his trouble, the doitor aked him several questions, and then told him lie tn lieved sometliin wa the matter w ith I Is ear. "Could be hear a well witti In rL'ht ear-" "Yes." "Surer" "Yes." " Notion ever the matter w ith it " "No." Attt r an exjHTitnent to tct the action o; th-brain, the doctor aain returned to the cliare that there was soniettiin the matter with hi. car. Tbe Colon I sorrow f ull v It iiied this and felt Iiom-Ii ss. "1 will prove it to you," said the doctor; ami by lioblin bis watch to hi ear ami radually removing it lie eonvinee bini that be could hear four b t from him on the left side, and only three feet on the rii'ht. "So lu re it i," said the doctor, and, takiiibi patiaiit into a darkened room, w ith the aid of a niicroscie lie soon coiiinced bimself that there was sonietliiii row in to ttie inside of the ear, which had pte--d njwm ttie nerve of the brain and was already causing paralysis. Three days more and hi patient would have no uefor hi serviit-s. He would bo beyond all hu ru in aid. i.ut the ear could imt l- loucheil w ith the probe until it was mUc nod, and tln took time. The next morning the patient's touue was paralyisl, and bun u-el ss fror.i the ri'tit side of Pi niouth. lb khiI 1 not oat. The end was certainly drawing near. That afternoon thesurtn resolved to attempt the tssk ta-fori' bun. that of cutting awav from the iauneiliateproximity i f the brain, and from the inid-t of the nerves am) muscles that b ad to !t. and tar in the inner cliamtttT of the ear, the foreii'ti suti-taiice that had grown there, and threatened death at any moment. Tlie pain of cueli an r.jM ration could not be borne, mi that part of the bead wa ctberiet or tleadened by nn.esttietics, and with an ex quiitivt ly delicate kn'fe, crooked at the end. the oar was entered, arid a piece of hard grizzle, the full izeof a biekorynut, wa finally removed, in two parts, w ithout cutting the ear in the least, ami w ith out sensible pain. This grizzle, upon nd-1 erosoopie examination, proved to t.e a i bundle of nerves, and the ea-o and treat nient are behoved to ! without paralb IJ It bad l-n grow ing for several years, and bad almost toin lnsl a vital part. and. as (j cio-t-l, h:;d already paralvztsi the tongue. I With it removaf Clout I Taylor rjpidly j reeoveri!, and i now at tbe'liratid IV i t itle iiotei ii) a i.ur way oi enjoying many year of lite in w hi h to tn- thankful for hi almost miniciiiou t -cajH An Unlucky lliicf. A verv comical conclusion to a very ordinary theft took place in I'aris recently. A siieak-:hit f enteretl a gentleman's apartment one afternoon by i,i an of fal-e k- ys. and proceeded to ransack tlrawer and cloots in eart h of valuables. To hi ttis-gu-t, be found neither jewels, money, nr jiortable valuable, to lie finally cotioludeil to treat hini-cll to :i new suit of tJothe. Accordingly ho Feloctet a nice outfit, i'icbi. ling shirts, stocking and undcrwi-ar, laid them out on the N d. and proceeded to remove bis ow n jfarinents. ,ln.t a he : id got to the critical point w hen his own clothe were on and ttie ih-w ones wi re wef tm, h 1, card some one ojh-ii the outer I door tif the apartment. Ho ; uibb-d untier the lied in nil ba-to, and w hile lying per Ju there ho heard the ncw-coincr prow Iinir round the roetn. opening tlrawt-rs, t-tc., and finally heard liiin tl -parf. He then ' crept out,' but what wa hi horror to find : that fb" s, individual had been a - brother-thief, nnd liat not only thcclotbe be b id lut n about to put on were irone. Knit hi ow n uit as well. Wbil-t he w i in tlie ini'Nt of a strtn li for sotno other garment, lie wa ngain disturbed by the i''H.ningof a door, and thistiuie be popintl

Into a cloM-t. Tliis List arrival proved to lc tho ow nor of the apartment, w ho, llndin his furnitun in diordcr and hU wearIn apparei one, 1 1- n-tf, ls I to r arch lor the malefactor, and ston discovered the poor, shivering criminal in the closet, lie silllllllolied t lie polhv and pi ve hi in into custody, and the fi'llow was conveyed to the station house wrapped in a blanket, and piteoiisly declarin that ho had stolen uothin ; that, on the contrary, ho bad U ell lobbed, basely robbed, of all his Clotbill. - - - Another Doctor lAperinn nts In Trans, fusion of ItliNid. The "Fat Contributoi " tells this: Simv lr. It.iwson of .ur city has siun's.liilly aocouipli-hoil the M'ieiititio feat of tr.uislusinjr blood, all the diH-tors are crazy to make I he exi etiineiit. We hear of one who has tried it with (ho most astonishing result. His tir-t exp rinu tit was in treatin a man for otiosity. He thotht there was too much fit in bis 11imkI, and ooncludeo it would be a mm thin to mix venous fluid from a very b an animal w ith it. 'I tie te-t he eould do was to jret a loor ild broketiHown circus torse of Mike I,imau, whos blood secuie thin enough to iiik ile, ttlmost. Tlie experiment was site-iv-sful so far as dr ,inintbe circus liorso of his ore and sliootin ii into the patient was coneeruiil. but the e!le( t on that lal man is more than the doctor counted on. His wile went walkii with him ;ti first time he whs able to lie out, and a baud of music passin on the stti-ct, be U an to prance around, snort and kick up his h-ca in the most ridiculous manner, f or an cider. y and unwieldy person of three hundred pounds, or Mich a matter, to la-have In that triky way on the street, exiited shout, of laughter, alttionli the old man couldn't Ii-III it lor the lite ol bil l. His

J '.-' tiiin't o c::t '.v;i!k!:- wit!: hi:n a::y I fc . t ... . a I. . 1 - 1.. . . . . I :1 uioie. rnr sais ii lie is oni io jua ucii-. he can't play it with tier. The tit ome on him everv om in a wlrle now. Ho hxs nearly broken his ni ck evi-ral tunes try in to Jump the clothes horse in a hurdle race, lie was ail 'lit one day backin up a rickety stepl idder on all-fours, imainin be was Pan Kice's "Ke lsior." lie is perfectly leiihtod if lie can find -a .vdu.t to play in, and ti.o Varolii id bun' In lor the clown's I pocket-handkerchief, which nis:uict Mis him l covered uj -oniew here atiout. 1 hey missed bin) early one morning, and, alter a long search, ilicoyen-d him in a vacant lot where won the remains of an old circus ring. He was in his undershirt and drawers, and goin around that ring on a dead run with the youngest child astride of bis nt k, head "hanging dow n and veiling like a young " painter." When they tried ro stop him lie reared and plunged frightfully, and shouted for the "bai.titrs." 1 i.coiiraiii a the result of his tir-t experiment w.i. the doctor tried it airain. He had a patient who was constitutionally flighty, tiesid-.s havu.r some tii-ordcr of j the nerves that kept him twitching continually. He couldn't S!t still two Illil.Utes at a lime, but wt nt hopping about hi-rcaml there without any apparent eaii-e or reason, sometimes a. tinga- though be wanted tolly. " lb re is a path nt," reflected t inductor, " W bo would Is- hcno!ltc by tlif transfusion of tl m . 1 from some animal of a slugej-h. inert nature." ami he finally concluded that an elephant would Is- aliout the rL'ht sort of an animal for that man to hitch a siie!ion-piM- to. Hut elephants are not picked up t vt ry day. They tlon't go loating around the streets waiting for some one ttt come along and tap them for flu ir blo,. Cut it Ii tpM-nti ibnt otn- of i ld Jo'nn I'obin-on's elephants was sent h unton a little vacation, and the lt tr o'.taiiil js rmi-sioii to tlraw tm him, wlm n he did. Tlie pl'W r.t's Vein were filled with en phalli's blood; but what was thoenii-e-tjUeneer lie ill-i-t on a mingled diet ol hay and ing rbrea I. and can't sleep nights iiiib bis -g i t biiined to astakedrinn in tic ground. H- in-Jsts on taking his trunk wuh h:in w lit revt-r lie goes, nwinging it around lor contribution o ippb -. 4';oiuts anil tobacco tj'iid-. Ili chief delight is t get a thrty red blanket on hi tun k. ami gravely walk the stret t on all tours, lie exhibit- tin utuutst timidity in crossing a ttridge. and ! How fearfully il ho has any doubt atiout its Int-grity. Hi friend fe l awfully atotit it. lie wa bad enoigh wle n lie lia I the jerks, but now they lind they have got an elephant on their ht.nds. Something for Voting Men. Tin-re i something instructive am eiN eonraging for Joung men in the bi-tory aiid pp-sent po-itioii of Hon. Alex. Mac. kt-nzie, now I 'n-m it r of the I 'ouiiiiioii of Canada. He started in lite witli not-:, pit il but hi hnins and hi h. nil-, an I worked at ins chosen avoeatioii. a a stonetn t-tin, and subsequently a a pratic:J firmer. ''V i rs yeranct '' M 'tn sterling ,y i rseyerance and nntiriuent rgy uiutllitt -glltV, lie pll-hi d hllllst If up to the highest po-itioii in the coiin'r' ' '" :iloption. lie i.ring to tm management of ,iuti)ie att.iir a well-trained mind, a clear bead, a strong intt Il.-t and a iorou.ivnstitution. He is emphatically a soil nia le man. ami bis position at the btad of Ibe (ioveriniient i a compline tit to the I. inner- and mechanic of our country. Mr. Mackenzie's hi-tory and example should iinpn s ui.on young iih-ii three important lesson : I. That everv h-giti-i in ito occupation. ik matter how humble. i honorable in ir-olf. g. I bat true groat-r.i-ss i aehievod by the exorcise of iml;iI try, inTfeveraiice, laillifulm s and liiteg. nfy. :t. Ttf lack of Intt Met tual truining Hiid tlis.idan,aLr" of earlv eihication may te it rcome ty hard study, can -fill trailing and diligent improvement of loinre morrioiit. l-t yung men. and particularly larmt-r and ineihanics. lay these- lesons to heart, nnd strive to id hiove miccs in life and true great no by the exercise of iM-rseveruioe and Industry, united with integrity of purpo-e and a firm determination t do right limit rail t itciini-tan-ce. Trio eoutilry want thoiisandsot selfmade men to take the po-ition of trust and II. fulness; to take the places of the lar room and eurtu r-loalT, the politb d cormorant and party hanger-oii, who have long dishonored honorable position in life and in the public serv'u e. Thcoountrywant many m n of ttie stamp likt: Hon. Alex. Mackenzie. Erchangt. At New Iberia, I. a., one morning rocetitly, Mr. Alphon-i'ie HerU-rt wa- f.i tally buruetl bvthe explosion of a can tit coal oil. whilu tilling a lighted lamp. Alexi Herbert wa severely burned while endeavoring to p.ivu the lite of hi wile.

Seini Year i.r St.nl, and Nthln learned that ( an be Sold. " The four yars that a yoiinjr m,M j iColleH miisf M. preceded by lit Ir.i-t tdn' years of laborious preparation. Tin s. several ymrs of nieht il wmk hae, u, H it rtain wiise, tanlit hmi to fop'et Ih'.w to toil will, hi ti;i ll. Is. He is t;., lir ,,IV., cally "lodi." ami toenae in tt (M. eiipations which are hail" luminal, ,-,f mental, into w hieb lie is thrtl't lo eM lislish. as in a Hurt of trial, bis ability to "a',. in the stress and r-lrujrle of 1 iff. , in wlio lias hM-nt M-ven years at a Ira. h- knows precisi-ly what to do in hi, callinand how to do it; but our graduate know u hiMiks, which, alas! the hurried wnr, don't want. He is familiar with ir.e.. and Koine, but cnunot keep account-. ,. it is can tell you of Mvmpus, but cannot tell you the cost of fractional biisb. U ;,t fractional prig's. U- u J4 ,y j,.,. ti(. must jet ln yin to learn the "art of'livin" a trade of mmhc kind lie mu-t have Meanwhile be waits ; be looks on ; . stands in the market-place licniuse noon,, has hired him. ami in so doinr l ,1( apM-ararivs of an idler. Airain, many Mi-k for an edueition. exMetin tbn to escae drudery. Theyoii.to hohIIi h.,. that they may not work, and avoid it while there it excuses w ill avail : and w ben t .y hold their diplomas iutheir hands thevare still resoliiti. not to labor if possible, 'j y are aiilicant for M.ine plaeo that bailor Us chief ncomtiK relation a .ilar . class l largely made up of smh:'i buys, thought by aunts and jiramliiHithcr. io U too b lieate, too smart, or too hainl-on,,. ti drudge ill the bolide, shop or on the farm: audit lias many recruit In-m tnv Iiousi liolds, lM caiiM' then- is no wmk i Im-done, no wood to split, water to Udraw n. or ardi n to lie tilled : for with a lare numU r of jK-r-ons doinu' work is

OKf hew iii K.O.ii eo a tiaoil In ! :u'-ijuin-it. habit.i t h i w In-ii acquired, follow a Tiiiisk w ho iik to see a rrtjiretf toe -.n. ili'-t s'lM kiiij wiil not chic to hiu II. I ; I IPI'KH hes. Itut those W liowi.lll.l r:Clii r have h nest Silver Tip stioillil tr!- -t lb:iM!ii-ir shoe denier should aiwayi ket-p tlit to. ' l "T Ot if consumption seeking and restored health should Use lr. (. Pine Tree Tar 1'ordlal. This is the i-i'tf ii i'h 11 1 v preparation that far. Ci. develop the full virti.i-tif SCROFULA! SCKOFULOUS HUMORS. If VmrTivrtltl rr-llrrti jvta. tlciinsr. ptir;fvai,1 ruo- sih-(mI:-'usi-s. r.-,f.rinrf tin piiMt-ul t. .. r'.rt h mil r i r i in ilatrrt'iit .li sn-'n. manv r-1 lies, sulli-riliK il Ji-t. Is it ll.it Colli !u. ?.r-l. if ..u r .in.-r.r.'x .hi lw -nn-. ' Kin lull.. Iiiislu-'iii rl -rmii.if u li irri-t rur- ' 1 1 .rk I a tin M.skI. in ll, r.o ii' t':j Mmd It rn lru! ) t li-il II. i i,ritl It in: I I f uttir. 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