Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 11, Number 6, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 March 1869 — Page 1

WEEKLY COURIER. JASPER, INDIANA, FRIDAY, MARCH 5, i860. NO. 6. VOL. 11.

ME

JASPER

I'UUUSHtD tVEHY I BIDAV, il J D0TI0I8 COUNTY, INDIAHi.HV LIMBS T DOANE. OFFICE 0 Wni min muht.

V,;rMS-..T1I l LV IN AlJY A Nf K : Hingl itabiorlptl. 1 ttJF "ob., H' For sis iiuntliH, 1 00

The Velocipede.

IIARS mil MAN' STIIOBY. IJer Rebel's! mane a philosepede, Villi dl r). new et kind; It vent salt! ul u vliifl in Ironf, A ml hadn't none pehji.d. Von vine! was in the mittle dough,

RATF.a OF A 1V lit ISING, , A fill it Vf'llt BS i"UrO B!l I ckl.

OarMOoreol I lines of ! I " For hfl shtreddled on dt til dree

htdi subsesjaoBt laoortu ' Loa advertisements, "t mr rt.

A lriicl'o.1 ovi sqooff or '-l,,,"r,'i-' l'i i vpii hp vsni'in (ihtnrt id iff oui.idtl es a squire. TbeBO W l" "'r'"8 n,. mil his v-et. l-.r transitu h dvrt ie Diflnl ; rBSSOtiBBio ' iruiioic.ii ilrUfl. .Una MOB ht cot to fO 00 VDBt deduction will ho osde to regular onmuoo - Dol averv iJiiih hi' pool I. ... . - . . . . ...

Moiicosoi appointment 01 mwi'i.. jj ru( nCr 00. On Drooatr snircci,

A Lady Buried Alive

A New Orleans correspondent of the Cin-

cinnoli Enquirer, seys

Worth Remembering

The folowing article from Dr. Htll'o Journal of Health, conctino practical hints

I have juat heard of one thfl most heart-jon various oubjects that uro worihy of at

rendine. and vet unavoidile affairs, which intention

Im r. pr heen my lot to record. It is noth-

Sam Vegetable History.

EV J SH EILLIS'J.

Tin strawberry iz cue of na'ur's s.vceteet pei a. S:e mak ibfla worth ("i ' y ten' 'lie fult

Mil di r VQOel pitween Iiis licks.

! lei

.I Holier ol like chuiaein

j, md iu udvance. ANSOJNCIP CAPKIDATIC: .ar TooOihlf olhrcrs, t h J'or County Vat District, Circuit, or Btoto,

!? 1 .0 5,'iO

mmm at law, And K tryroWc,

Win araetioe

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CleMieiil Iiint', T T o It N 1 V A T h A W. JASPER, INDIANA,

rriiT. ,. end urnniPtly to any kuoinees

V? intra -.led to him in any ol the cui.ru of IWvmo. m.ty. Cuum" gliding, es Wrt otreiu a . X, B, Carr, A TTO ftXK Y AT L iV. JASl'KR, lMilANA. WiM pianico m ! the Courts of Dubo and adj liniBg tooitioo. QfrUiTice un the bnuh ei'ia of tho Poolh SrJ",r... fejjj '6T: L. M1IDIU, W. A. TttiYLoB. ukSul Eß TBAYLOR, ATTORNEYS & UCUWSELORS AT LAW. J A-r R. IsLilAN A , WiM pmrtiee in llt'e OoOYtOOf DnhnJe anr1 oiuining ooatatioo. l'trucuUr aitentioi. pjlotl tw C'lllTI iHl. Mrr.h 80. 68-lv ATTORNEY AT L AV7 . J K. INIHANA.

Will Brontteoin II ti e Courts ol PoboJ

and adjoiolo eovntieo. Pkrtifolaf ottootott tin la eallclion i ! rlininfll

o -r-OiU. rt at Woobii.lfloO Unnr. rlrrprilj

in In i ol tr.e OollH lon.. .Inly i-i v

MALOTT, CCiiJ & SCIIFER.

JASPER, INDIANA.

Witt PhacTIIK IM CoOBTI OF DUBOIS

ClUSTT.

fO3 Special attontiou given to tin

Collection t1 ciunne. A".ji 17 1MB FORWAHDiu L CCMMISSIOM

MERC HANTS, UCALUI IN Trocl ir-o, Barley. Oats and Lime.

Lowur Wliart liuat i'rojirictorp, TBOYi INDIANASTt. 20 ,67-6m Joseph Truxler, HANUFACTURKR AND KALKK II IIA UN LÖS AND (SADDLES, South E8t Corner it the 1'ublic Squori1 JASPER, IND., OFFKRS hiathiiiks to thecitizenFof Du boia county ond vicinity tor their past

patronage, and bohcits a continuance and

extension of the samo.feeling con Ilde nt that Ii can make it to t he interest of persons in want of any thins in hia line to deal wltl him, as hia motto in"omal 1 profits ani rjuirk ealea." IMay 15, '&2. C.STF.GE' H. REILING. JOS. ITAXTHAUf F.B STEGE, REILING & CO., WHOLESALE HEALTHS IB CiroccricM, ProviwioiiM, Teas TOBACCO, CIGARS, MARKET STRKKT, North Side, between Second nml Third Stra. LOUISVILLE, KY. P. S. Prompt attention to orders from the MMMMtf. oop. 12, 1863 tf. ÖäTI and settle your accounts.

lie pfakeoted '''' v''"' llei! how he h issed lie fiinry crnps, And Ii ff dein all peliind! Dp vpilor mit dl Wottlof nngs Pooled nop to see him nat-s; Dt Deuirliers ill oraUOBlshed Faid: Pots4oootnd1 Wbh ist Jhs!' Boot vofte: abtiH dor BejltOfl fliwed On mit a ylinsily ehiii'l":

He iIpVi tooeh dn dir, m stungs,

Not vonce in hall a mile.

Oh. vot ifh all dis eartly p.msl

Oh, vol iah man's goouknei-el

Oh, v .! ifh various kindiof dings

Und vol Itk habhiii -1 Ye find a p'M'k note in ds Fhtreedt, Ci xt diofl der pank iali preik: Ve lotat, Obd knocks our ou'ides in, Veil ve a ten ah'nke r.iuke. ,So vas it mit dor Srhni zerlein Un his philosopede; Hit fpet both shlipprd ou'a'deward shooat VohB at hi extra ülipfde, He I lied oopon der vheel of coorie, D vheel like BliHtB fl--w ; Und Schni'zerl he voa acimiiz in vact For id thliehed him grod in two.

1. It is unwise to r hinge a cooler clothing,

.a a i . r u. r - a L. Ha .w Munt. IllKi rr (ill uj t. i A aaiflBOOAal Ol II . - iKj in luw 1 . a

'eg more or ires 1MB tne trighiiui rrainv "f excepi wnen yam um trl UK m u,u ",,v- n ' ' -"" "u Hog buried alive. A most estimable lady, tiff. , sold a mesii price.

Mra Cruie, whose husband is a li n k keeper! 2. Never ride with your arms or elbowl I he culler of the trawber-v iz like ine

in Flemminff &. Co's, drag eiore, la tblo OOtsldkl any vehicle. sem,, .,on under a tlun ri..u ! un a dclical

city, difd suddenly last July, of what wan! ft, The man who attempt" to alight from dh of I bo rolnkow in i; it fragrance is pronounced ennstroke. She was a school a steam car while in motion i a WKI. like tho OrOOIb of B OOtf avkeo It ffJOt tffiM teacher in one of our mot public choola j 4 ottefOtnf frOOJI BBff WkooM OOOlolo to eat v. int r -r-n I. singers; its flavor Is In the atiernoijn, alter school was out, sh.-jivi.il in motion, let it be from iho rear, andi like the n. . ' r. obiefa an old godd.se ud went to viMt a ncishl'or on Felicity street.1 -.ot in from of the whel, for then, if you lve in loo boHaoa of her tumbler, whoo

Jupiter stood treat in, M not Jus.

Ttiere is um nv Lrc-ds of this delightful

I think I hev stolen them, lying around

looae, without any pedigr. ea in somebody'

jtall grass, when I w as a lazy tkulebcy, Ibet

6. It is miserable economy to eave time "1 dreadful easy without ei.ny v. bilh augar

hy robbing yourself of necessary sleep. 7. If you find youraelf inclined to wake

up at a regular hour in the night and remain iCherry 'a are good but they are too much

awake, you can break up the habit in three

on them aud even a hog occasionally mixed

with them in the hurry of ttie moment.

Und as for his phih sopede, Id cot so ahkared, men say, It pounded onward ti l It vent

Go uz leuMwerda afay.

Bool vline Mi bow der Bchninerl'e acul;

Vere doe his ahbirit pidl n Himmel tronde endhss plue, Ii takes n medeor ride,

diys, by getting up as eoon as you wake. and Dot going to sleep again until yoututud hour of retiring: or retire two hours later,

like sucking a marble, with a handle to pin

,r-athers into your lips. Watermelons will suitenybody who iz aaii-f.-d with half sweetened drink, but the. man kin eat ktrawber

ill rise two hours earlier three days in sue besprinklad with crut Mftr, and be-

tiiKtitered with eweet cream, (ut sombody elet'd expense ) arc', uct lay his hr.nd on hia

ceseion;,uol bleeping a moment iu tbe dy

tune.

sin! j i t she entered her friends house ah' fall, thfl wboola can Bot run over you. fell ioMflttbfo and expired, to all appear ! 5. Nevr oi'empt to OrOOB O rood or atreel

nnce, in ab ut two miriutea, the doctor pro jin a hurry, In front of a paasing vehicle vegetable, but not a ffaBM t ne in the whole

BOSOCing It sunstroke. !!er hud? wns in- for if you should siumb'e, you will be run mi

iprred ihe next day, at 10 o'clock, and her over. Mske np the half minute lost by mother, an old !ady about fi iy year ol ge, wailing until the vehi(fle has passed by inund her liui-Land and one little son, went creased diligence in some o'her direction:

home almost br;ikn hearted, and have since beeM nes'ly distracrd, being at times un

able to sleep, and, in fact, leadii y a most miserable and desolate lile, and well they

might as the srquel will abow, had they known what lhey had done. Well one night last week the mother, after passing a most distressing day, fell asleep late at night and dreamed that btf daughter had been buried alive. She jumped up in a Irantic stale and rushed to her son-in-law's

clisinuer, cry it g. 'My daughter ie buried

ulive! Oh, my daughter is buried alive! What

shall I dol' To sleep any more that night

was out of the question; she atill cry ing (hat

tier daughter was buried alive, whenever her poii would try to quiet her. At length the

propotition was made to have the body disinterred, the grave was cpened and the coffin raised. Oh, what a horrible sight met their view I Pen ie powerless to poriray the tcene which fu'lowed. The body which had

oeen placed in a metal, a coffin, was turned over, the giaas covering the face was broken to atom, the ends jf her fingers being beaten all to pieces; her hair torn out in hanotule, and her shroud torn in many places all present. ng the appearance oi one of the moat desperat struaules to free herself from the terrible Bnisforluoa.

If any of your readers could have seen the relatives ol this unfortunate ludy, when 'hie condition nf what tttOf supposed BTOI

8. If infants and young children are in-i"'""'". "u "ia" aawaawiwrw eirawotr-

clmed to wakeful in the night W OOtyina swaw. WHtwswwasf

early in the morning put them to bi d liter; the strawberries iz a man v.:vh a worn and besides, arrange lliat their day ntp shall out concience-a aBafl VBOM KOOth ia like be in the forenoon. bo,e in ,he rcu"d' lhttt tiu"'t care mh"

tf. 'Order is Heaven's firat law.' regular - mwwm m

ity ia nature's greot rule; heoce, regularity

in eating sleeping, exercise, his a very large share in securing long and healthful livee.

10. If you are caught in a drenching roin(

or fall in the water, by all meat:a keep in

motion sufficiently vigorous to prevent the

s Kokernuts grow up in the air in a hot climat way over the cshun about SO feet (torn the ground on tbe top of a Itee. They are generally pic kei up by monkeva

tin that naborhood we thro them at tbe na-

S - . a a.a.

slightest chilly sensation until vor reacliir;es in exenange ior me sionee iuai ma

ihohnuse: then chance vour clolbiup with nativea heave at the monkeys.

to light, it would have f.ireed a tear IrOBI the stolid and uilnmaniitifl l.par;. It was one o' tho most distressing nfT.ire ever recorded

.. A il V

in tnis ötaie, ano i lasvrv.j nope u win uc

the last that I am called upon to record.

ftyTkfl R. v. Chan.-.- Bnoks, father of , j,e perpetual silent tomb had been liri.vjalu

he State Kormal sclnuvs in Amenca. war .ii i

asked by a teacher this question: i, shall I teach my BOOikt' He am -verd:

Teach them very thorcughly these fiv.

things:

'1. To live religiously. 2 To think comprehensively. 3, To recun mnthematicly 4. To converse fluently; and, 8, To write grammatically.'

If you successlully teach them these five

things you will have nobly done your Outy

io your pupils, to their parents, to you

country end to yonrecif.' Co.... mii cms.

W hen were bS)biOff transactions firs'

known In the time of king Pharaoh

,.!... iI,p luniiHna rc :vid a rhi Q'li

n in ii a i p- J r at the Lank of the Red Sea, and Mose

croseel it. Why v. as Tharaoh's daughter Jike a billdiscounter! Berause she got ; little prophe

(prclii) out of the rushes o'n the banks.

What exclamation of three words cou'd . ... .,l.w.l,

a cockney nias i. iifii ",ri

would give 'he names of three eminent au ihort-f 'Dickens, Howitt Burns.' Why phi uld we never sleep in a rail

wav-carrbgi ! Hi cause the train always

runs over eleepers.

When is an alderman like a ghost

When he is a goblin ftobbling').

rap'.dity before a bh-zing fire, and drink in stantlj a pint ol soma hot liquidi

11. To allow the clothing to dry upon you.

unleaa by keeping up vigorous exercise until thcroujjrily dried ie suicidal. 12 II ydo aro cor.sri us of beinjr in a psseion, keep your mouth shut, for word In

cieose it. Miny a percn haiiircpptd djad:

'V. a rege.

They grow ss a negro' head duz, with a good deal ov skull to them. A kokerout after it has been ecalpt resenblea an old ten pin bal!, oi!y a litt Ja more round one way than father. Ob the end of the But toward if yu 2 eye fast asleep. The kokernut is opened by breal::ng the skuil and Ibis brings t lit tu j their milk. The milk in the kokernut he.s never bin pxphined yit, and the reason iz bekuus n6Sodv has ever asked me tew do it. Whenever the phiioeophcrs give It up I shall reply to the conundrum. As an artikle of diet, the kofcer is about on a level with the Frerrh rw turnips, and iz az hard to digest sz ond ol Secretary Seward's letters of the S'ateBut this iz only a ohoolish notion cv Bill P, and probably it couMn't be did anyhow. fXA saloon keeper in Detroit has per

fected an instrument called Ihe prohibitioncmeter, which he claims is a sure indicator whether a person is drunk or sober- It is a representation of a Bah, made of the leaf of a sensitive plant, and when placed In tho

the region of her hem and sighed, my dea-;hands of a sober person will curl up, twist, sighed as if her heart was breaking,' said and perform other movements, but when in , ty, pined in the pilm of a mm M BO is under lha Sighed, d;d she, and groaned! Umnh! i, fluence ol fusel' it r n ain pissive. Ain't vou old enough vet io tell the differ I, been tretrfd on a ruimbr of Lim mer

rone, into me roun -m, wasm . ... n. n . , . , j. an ,i kin . , ' . j . laataw betw een a breaking heart aud a BfBll and teetotal. rs, and f. und to Ii : lb bit I. is a crowd of some lour hundred, MC t . . . cd in a chair. He -hen rend aloud k ' , L-dip'' wk'e hb,n,,i i,B ,U 'h" rr from the New T-stoment. the exdnimed the indignant lady. .nooÜBf lodgO-taeOtiOffa' every mght,

(yyA Cod man wu lately attempting

ibo eonvereion of a convict, in one ol out prisons, who was showing aome si-jes w kit b

were considered hcpeful. Alter a suitubir

opening the instructor, wisl.it g to make hi.

teaching appropriate, said: What brought you hero my frlent !' 'Two sheriffs,' was the reply. Aiiem! yes bu I. nenn had intemper IOBB anyti ifig Io do with itl' 'Y.s, aaid the convict meekly 'they were both ihuiik.' The examiner passed on to Iho next aub-jct.

fJTA man ws executed in Bripham

VnaHt'i dr, minions IBS other (lav. 11" avaa

hrouglit ironed into the court yard, where

there was

and seal

a chapter

irons were taken ofT his hands, and, at a big ual from the shciff he was shot feto,

Hothir.g But WindMy daur,' aaid good, unsuspicious Mrs. liowcrd, 'I thi.ik afore i in decline.' In a what!' inqu;red the startled but unr m antic husband. 'Adeciine. my dear in a decline You acre far too stern with her in regard to tha' little uffmr with Mr. Young. Girl's hearts. my dear, ore not like ihose of great rough

boys, they are Iragüe things my love very

f.-agile. Now, I luve noticed that Mary arts very quecrly; the eats nothing but J : -nm M 1 1. 1 n m ..I

peaches, or caiino i,uintr, vi iba: sort: ard to-day, unobserved by her, I was wa'chir.g her singular movement, a spaem of pain crosed her feature, she atop ped in her walk and clulih her hand over

Which Senator weara the largest hat!:

The one with the largest head. VVht color is grass when covered with now! Invisible g.een. A good newspaper i like a aensible and sound hearted friend, whoae appearance on one's threshold gladdens the mind with

the promise of a pleasant and profitable hour.

.i,,, Anwn south anoloeizeo for

Ill SJ m I V S W I I. Ol U an . I n ,

delay in the issue or oh paper, aw iir

extra 'male to attend to during tne ween.

OCT'Fur my pari,' said the late J.nneaTBrady. 'lean say, in all sincentv, that I would rather (eel sure that when I come to die I hall leave (rieiids to think of tne, after I am gone, as 'poor Jim. Brud).' thm win the brightest name lor learning end (or eloquence at the bar.

Noihmg bu; wind, my dear noihinr but;will find the inverrion invaluab e.

wind, don't be alarmed!' and Mr.HuWard etile d himself IgslB to thp papers.

The Poor BoY Don't be aslmmed, my

fLT The gas issuing from rock rrrvicf on tkd watern line of Pennsylvania, along

a Piittlield sign painler has put out

this new algn: Spebowqueerisignlooka curiosity ; "no, sir

fJ3"A negro woman in Georgia, last week starved to death from laziness. We are fearful that several J oung men of Jasper will starve from the same cause, unless they can tnansge to steal enoufch to kep their precious bodiea alive. "Awe!" exclaimed an English cockey

to Westorn traveler in Englnnd, "apeakingaw Ihe law of priniogenituro, 'ave you hentail in Amerwica!" -Hent.il!" said the American; looking a; hia interrogator with

We have the cocktail

iu America, aod a very popular drink It ii."

il. Ohio river, has been ijnitrd by some of

lad, if you have a patch on your elbow; it is, jnhtbit8n1i Bnd ,ra,Pers passing- at no mark ol disgrace It speaks W. II '"rlnj(,ht ep, ,ur fl trnp, p.s.ing out here and your industrious mother. For our part we (hpT(l try. ft i said to be both sublime would rntber see a dozen patches on yon'j er.i8 The more superstitious peojicketthan hear one prolans or vulgar wordj rf eurronnding country think the Iromyour lip., or to smell lb fumes of l ,he -t, C0,flBgri. bacco in yoor bresih. No good boy "ILfc

shun you because you cannoi oresa nw-n, ,

ItiPUCEWCNT An no mm"" day asked a wcmati what emild be done to

ing my good lad, but walk on. We know indnee her sfMOBBl W ' many a rich and good man who was once as'dot.'l know." she repli.d. ' unhea you were poor as you. Fear God, my boy, and if you to put a pipe ond a jug ol whitky in iko

are poor but honest, you will be raspeoted pew." good deal more than if you were the son of! A pu0Tisi.'. d I Km al'ii 'e.Tr.rich man, and were addicted to bad hb'".ldilrl ubte,vc: 'If Mr Grant tb oi I hp-Q-Wnoeveraawthe'paleof society' run- pen t0 f the nieüstea. every f., I woman tag over with the milk g( human Blod-L tte country would put fi'e rd spots on

!her faco and commence using epeu -

wukUfei n.wl if m Knfl hnv flnmit-

as your coiiifooii", - - - limes laughs at your sppearsnoe, say noth

ness.

wiihoutspaces.'

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