Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 9, Number 41, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 November 1867 — Page 1

JASPER WEEKLY TOL. 1). JASPER, INDIANA, Fill DAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1867. SO. 41.

THE

COURIER.

jVOILlSHRD fcVUlV FKIOAV, AT JKr!. DUBOIS COUNTY, INDIANA, I V CLEMENT D 0 A N E . OFFICE-Os Wot Mil Sriar. TiSRMS TRJCTJb' IN ADVA NOK s Single Bubecriulion, (or fil t v Nos., fcl 60 for mix months, - i oo RATES or AUVKR1 IMJHU. For equare of 10 Msf of le.s, J week, Hl 0 Each subsequent insertion, Longei advertieoments, nt same rate. A friction over even square or queres, counted at a square. Tinea run ibe .erase,

for transient advertisement: a resennable deduction will be made to regular advei inenta. Notices of appointment of admlnlatratrtr an i legal luvticea of like uisractoi lu b, paid in advance. annoUncihg i:ahmdat;.h: For Townehip officers, earh For County For District, Circuit, or S'nte, 8 !. tfiO 8CB0M8ID HOUSE! RESTAURANT & SAL ö-J N! By Col. .1. itlf ht'iitf r, No 22'J Ureen St. btt Jeebeori it 11 mii-nck. dee. 134, IbOÖ. LVtttavitLJI, Kir. a. . malott. T. u cpBS. I. c. JK9SK. MALOTT, COBB & 8CHAFFER, JASI'KÜ, INDIANA, VatA lÜCTICg in tlltS Col :. .-a vDo. noil Cii-.i'v. tXIIT3 Spc-fiul :ittent.ttj given to th Collection of Claim-. UlVme r l the Jvist silk' ot the Tut lie Square, June JJ, 1 SB . 1 v. ATTORNEY AI , And N'otnry I'd). lie. cltiiiUsj'-r-V ill practice in nil lit) CoftrtS ot Uubois au i l'errv Count;. I, ii.-.tai; July IX MCT-lv Clement Mo.ni.', KIT Ofl N I! V A T I v.-. JASPER, INDIANA. WILL aitertd ftromndy to Btiv ' intrusted to him i'l nnv o! 1 1 1 1 of Dubois coonty. Oiiioe in the t:.'o.er buildinff, on Went 'rei-r. T, D, aitfc-f, ATT0KÜHY AT LAV.'. JASl'l.R, IVJ'IAN A. Will practice in all the Courts of Dubo! and adj .iningeoootifs. (KfOnlce on the S uh title of 'h P r ttqwarf. Heft Ä0. c.aTroK' H. aaiMSS. ffOS . iia XTir t. DSU STEGE, REILING CO., WlioLKSALE DE AM. l" C-rOCClMC", $W0WMMM$ Teas, TOS A I CO, OIOAH

MARKST STREBT, 1 Imreh or read .oj poetry ; vernacular or ! ,'ni lue BU"t ,DÜ mane counaii nana out North Side, between 8econ'l -nd Third Fitra.!rollrqoiel Bngllah, not altogether free froml"' ',m-

!.ons ii.:.;;. u v IS Tt.Mmr., .Ituniinn Ii, nrrtera I9nn the 1 - , country . sep. I J, ro.i tr. i IV .1811 1 KfiTO llOrSB EAeT Maik Stui-lt T - , 1. K. 1IOKI1(n. Frop'r. Having leaned this beaas from Mr. Ser , oieraheim and liayiiigr. lined nnd Inn lehl d it. it ia now open for tho srinrnniooaiion ot travelers and boarders. Bsiog dir.cdy io front ol the Court House, and ckse t ik. , busineoss portion of the town, il is s convei, ient stopping plnce, and I be proprietor .rill spare no exerttau to make Ina guests coro-r fortsble. (CrUoodetaMiPg and feed provided for. tioraes, with a careful OsiW. 1 .. 1 7 i HerrlianlMf and WcChanlCS' HOTEL. West S"., Bltwles Mais and MuDomai.d. JASPEU, INDIANA. TK!i,hs,i,?J S2$2t" aolklte a liberal ttrarb ot sotilic pkironsgs. Ilia table will always be supplied vuth ihv beat the market affords, ar-.f r.n eft" rt will; fcfm'sM M tTnme h,e "P ft? 1! !':Tnnh"A-nT hr fn$' JOHN (.RAMMbLSPACHbR. an. 12, '87 y.

The Compositor's Soliloquy. IT E MAHN. Just look at my iingera! Uow long nnd alender, Worn to the bone, And a wfullv ten let; I. inj i;i the office, Strange for to tell, A'rnmt worn out I'm ibl fingering spell. Types l'f set, 0, oountlsea the number; Ami oil been tfeprivrd (t sleep Innee a number; And now I reoret That I ever bi gun, Fi r typo m 'Ung I thought V i iru .cciiie tun. Y i a. iinrf I wag robust Aim li-aiihy enough, And WnOf! from th country Waa vit hy nnd tough; L Mk at my eo'itiluBuce Once it was (sir ; N 'iv it . ( r r i i d , fif sorrow ami care, Theo always, mv friend. A you're reading the tiewa, H no mber ihe pointer. And pny liirn bla tfse. Nim' n y hueible eoiiio'juy Her I will end; I! I lea y. u'ti LTW

'l.-. the printer hi fr.end. ( '. We I. ear of ft ' . j j ike which otesrred ifty ni mdreüwn a timuaand :n.lfa wir fron tbU (fltjf, A of tin laenrrJgib-.a r - i'ir nj- i:i f .-et wo; n itapanwith aeveaa, gentjtfltMi aiuoug v , i.i w.ii Inwver ol otU reput tion. in' wsj, tu to no I titer in'lividoil, but del .(ling liii ronv"riitir)n eaprcially (or h.:, ar if me atoreaajd isvyer, atateJ tut t.c ha j uii important ca-', ont of which, if uccttmf.it, h h enaUd not fil to be. If the cane bs prrfperly raanaged, gJi thiig (uilj !; realtid I " himaelf and a gjod femad to tli - lawver. At lliia point ilie la gni I'Miimii pal in: WIib.' hat y ii ggy in need of a law vrr gi'od cae pny log f,e -tho Uw ia my iTofe.-i-i 'n, ir, you wiil pleaae atuta yur to tue bii V Wf "my ctkij ia an excellent on, and f am willing to pay a most liberal cniuiu. -1 ca'.not a.Tu'd any fee certain;

I will gtfe oaa hn' ot the umount il salv' " "lfl moe I tnen use tne aanea and a ceed wh cb ia $5001 I)j you uudsr- "B,lff '' Bd r lhal lm Jol 7r take tit" eise!' 'money 't worth." Liwytr I do, air, pleaaa proceed," 'Tobscco ia an obnoxious weed, W : ..- I want yes to borrow five hundred It d?cs in thie world strange wonders breed; dollars for me, trid I iviil diviiie!" j The h oad it svells, the akin it dries,

Exit wag, with a lenl boot in uangert.us.lt proximity to hia cost-tail. Terrs Haute Journal. GT Watkwood'a Msgi.zme says there are

lhreekiids of Kniish employed irr.oti" al'!neel and toes, spring mps, ana wirte, clipper

SttSaWedJ people, who use the lsnga;" Hi Is, or old Saxon I.nglieh, whsn they go to, alana and viiL'svity, when they talk to one not er I n I lie nrrl i n a r v i nt eren n re ol I f - i Slid l.lersry i'.ngluh. when they muke : nr srrmona, toid wite or read arliclee, rsvlewa or Imnks. on the V.ncrnnt a and Indianapolis Railroad u .ir0!jrM,s,g r P ; ir . a ball mile of mil ; ,ir every dnr. The bridge across White ( jf f u ftcl ., , ri,..slruct,l0 ... rtl" tMagStSf iU I ve bunrired men nr now employed in the fMfftttof the trse.k and laying down the rails. Vinrenncs Gag tie. m rrTA man in Chicago waa prosecuted for kjck, hj Uo uf ,)h) hj, C(,un. . ael admitted tho charge, but nod Ihere were extsaastiltf circumsianees. "Whnt are Ihevf ai.ks.1 11.. mani.tr.tp. Sl. nnr.i.J I . . . .". itently scratched hia back with a curryci tub r "CI arlie. mv dear.'' said Irrins mniimr " M bud-ting into breeches 'CbsfMS, e'.;sr, come here und get some candy. "t ,,urM t worit ,.,:nj now. mmhas .

f'-'IM Charlie; "I've got in sihshi tobscco." ftrWs nre asktd'hv'i correanondsnt "if

- can inform a boas ,. h i I " r w viuu a- a pinery. '' Oettsialy g t uierrisd.

From the New York Evening Poat. "Cheap John." Among Iba evening elghta end eoonda of the swarming Huwery not the leaat noticeablp, nra the "Cheap John" eatabliabmentc, at ita junction with Chatham atreel. in noae the "('heap John'' ia of tbe lime honored Hebrew race. Having no llceoae aa an auctioneer, he doea not profeaa to fell by auction, but mounia a platform and dirtpoaea of gooda by an original eloquence well united to the locality and hia hearere. llr aella Yankee notions and men'a ready-

made clothing, but no eatablea or dry gooda Arnried of apparel at hia door are embla-

oiied with the recomtnendationa' "Neat," alick aa greaee and a little elicker, and put ,,Tmpolng," 'Cheapeat Store in New York.'iyou in no more pain while you're abaviaa'

Cull at tba Half Price Store.' 'Judge for yourselves,' 'Save Half your moatey." $40 0uO worth of goods." A dapper little fit e coat is labelled 'Bully!' In deference to the great sensation of the moment, a pair of ten cent worsted socks are cogno m ned " Black Crook, "' and aa a clinching indorsement, n square old woolen shin la licsded "Our Mske." Tbe several doora of the entrance being thrown oi m, the atreet air ia vocal with '"heap John's notes, and the crowd atrayain to liter him. Ilia impoverishing talent la great, ibottfh hid grammar nd versification would m t bear remark. He aaya anything i'i a: arises in bis mind, eomewhat to this elVct; "American fellow ripens: Unaccustomed ss I am to public tueskmg, I teil you what it ia. This ia a free country; but you can't do hat you like; your whisky 'a atopped ofj a Sunday." This serves to initiate an illustrative snatch of melody: "Happy land: hippy land! "Breading atones and aelling aand." "Oeatlepen, I will now offer you a feathges, ai v.r-steeled razor. I'guarantee thai M ou take n home and put it under your pi'low, you will find youraelf ready shaved m the morning. There a whele ahop--aoap, strop, razor and bruab for fifty cents. Sold iou tths one, vir, eold eold atjoiher-any more tent lernen ?" The'iesdy bhv.ii in the mcrmng" isgiven with a wmk by Chesp John. It ia intended in a oieta phcrical aense. After selling a quantity he proceeds: "Next article I have to aell you ia aome splendid tobacco, only twenty-five cente a plug. K.rat you can chew it, then you dry it, thr-o you chew it again, after that, rnkes a chimney nf the nose and eyee; It numb, a body from head to toes, That's aM, I suppose, I knows I known. ' i on t It-men here are socks with a double built and copper fastened, very atrong and nver wear out; wear 'em three weeks, dry !"a're "II a J ohning, uiissp John .lobn n:n, We're nil .foiinning on the way through tbe world; Passe Katars Johned out man. For in Jobs his way through life, So beu g termed s Chesp J'.hn, We Will John (join) hi in with hia wife. "There's a man up the etreet, who would be a cheap John; He would if he could, Hut l.e sneaks ao much Dutch he can't be onJeratood; So we're alt a Johnning, John, John, Johnnlng. ' "Nnw. irenileraeti. the next article I nfl'er km ... i I., i .i--. a i ito you ia sntno beautiful cologne. A beau.t tiful article for shampoonin' (he head, I Jjbvam 1 sk I It a nnssa r f ihn alin sk r. il I 1 rt ia i r r"""" -t"-- -..ww.. the Kweat to evaporate throuuh the human Irume. As an elabors.or and purifier to the! 'boanti'al form of female lovlineee it ean not iiivr.,!i''. I will irive 'em for one dalinr fseventy.five; will you take 'em for en. bfty! Take 'em for one twenty-five, end there they go for a duller. Nobody wsnta 'em bey? j Well, you're a scurvy in., mall worse than cologne. You're Baxter avenue gem. Baxter atreet ia proverbially the vile.t . .. . . . . . 'etreet in the city , j iou u neuer ween

yuumlvfS you spoil the smoil of the cobsny ujarksi on tbe Tib ioetaut.

logne. Come, gel out your dirty handker

chief? Well give mo eix eliiliio'a for it;! 01 a young lady who BtiaycM oil lnm take it for fifty cente, aold, sold again, to 'a nutting arty in tlio wooii near that

nan with ebirt on! "Sold, aold tgaio! Now lhat'a the etyle! Only mike it worth my while. And I'll continue all night long, If you ain't lired of my aong. '-Now, genta, I'll put you up a beautiful four bladed knife, which will cut thick or

thin, wet or dry, double or eingle, au:l one turu except the chignon she Wore dp ti and all; great and email, lame or lary, mar-jthat fatal BtcrOOOO. This ai ticlo wua ried or single, fit for a miner, cobler, eoldier,; crossed and recri sed with cherry tinker or tailor. Take (be larce blade, you colored ribbons, an 1 was tind ao hi ri,

can use it for a razor, go over your face an youraelf, than a bug goin' over a cabbage leaf in the month of June, Who'll take a pair for dollar? "A knife, e knife, who'll buy e knife? Made of the very beat of ateei? It'a ao atunnin' aharp That it's edge you can't feel; It'll split a hair in two Or chop a tree in half, 'T will ahave you like a razor It will by George make you laugh!'

, . a . . . m , , . kirn nrieohanioi: but it fnigbt hav hia entire stock, effennff eamp'ea of earhL .. . . ., ,. .

, , win. ins c t.uiii u a ii i iimt riuuiBruiu. nu buys odj ola Uom auclioDf or d,rvet from the manufacturer, and really eella at very low prices. On becoming exhausted, he introduces a salesman in lliia wiee; "Gentlemen, now I will ir.troduee to you the celebrated Chicago Cheap John, who will entertain you by awallowin' eight egga, and throwin up seven chickens and a rooster." He then subaides, Snd aa the crowd thine

with the deepening hour, of night, he close. (Jr(,a anJ thirtr-SeTOU millions, or hi. store and counts hi. g.ina. The bus. jnearl. twent ness is conducted almost exclusively atuct...,. ... .

night. It waa thought aa good aa a play to hear the late witty auctioneer, John Keeae, aell books at his Broadway rooms, mid many niifKtltf fi I t AH, I ail fnP ihn niishn'ani at. U .Cheap John', a.t ia ot a Buwerv order, but nevertheless suited lo hie audience. The Result m Stw Yobc State. Tht Albany Journal, Republican, of Saturday publishes a (able of actual and estimated majorities throughout the Stale which allow a total Democratic uanj.rny of 4042.--The Ituffalo Ciurier estimates the Democratic majority in the State to be 47,339 The Troy Times, Republican, aaj the Democratic majority in the Siate i. like u over-run 46 0s. The Result in Wisconsin. The Milwaukee Wiaconain, Republican, eaye; "The Demorrate have gained four mem bera of the State Senate Ilragg in the Fond du bac Diatrict, Hotchkise in th Sheboygan Diatrict, Linderlin in me F- v Lake District, and Habich in the Midi.on District. The Senate will therefore stand Id Demo erata to IS Republicans. In the Isit Assembly lbs Kepublicsns had-H majority. Tins ia a gain to the Democrats ol JA members throogh the State.' Rmult ia Ntw Jersf.v. In New Jerscy the Democral. carried all the cutniea

but fourBurlington, Cumb-rl.nd, Oceans,! ,r. , sndrsssaic. The New S'at. Hen.te con- The TOW HorftCO f.rnly opsi... of I Democr....ndloRepublic.n.-r84; fc,n, 'niT-'' a Democratic m.tori.v of 1. La.t v.., .hJ'" U,C ab, 0Hg

Republican msjority waa 6. The Assembly coneiete of 4S Demoerata and M Republicans a Democratic msjority of :'Z. Laat year the Hpublicana had ax inajoriiy. Re.clt in Mam-land. Tue Baltimore Gixette of the 9th says; We have received either fail returns w av or the mj iritiee given in every county in State, except in Dorclieater and Prince r .!!- il... ... l

weorge-sin woicn some oistricis nave not,,. .,,. ilf i,niiti.v - ... ,.,.., , ..

been heard from, t nese, howeveir, will not materially affect the general result ' " Tkas!

Democratic conservatiee msjority for Oov.,I5rHzi! hayR lliat 11,0 ÖUswfi bite

ernor, is .19.930. The official return, will of course cssaeeems ai.erat.ona lo bem.de. l.nl tUm rt, . .rii In I Iia miiiinit A .1. .., ? T . rf TT siresoy mennoiiea, win eeriainiv increase thia majority to over 400OO. fLy'A atock raiaer in lienton County, ta preparing to winter asd feed eight thousand head ot cst.le.

(KTC.n. man who g... drunk on .ty.ginterM!vj(( wb,,ir"hlL l,5UU Uepublican. Roasting eara war. aold In the Nw Ai-i Another f iiceessful hrefder of

QCTho Jüootuingtoü TrDtjr'-'W tulU

place, and wua eaten by a grizzly bear. Search being nmdo for thai uiiisintr ,'irl, tho bc-ciwcra found a hne grizzly bear, his fori paus and snout clotted with the blood of his innocent victim, while at hitt aide lay the rlean-6tripiod bones of a ghastly aktleton. -Nothing remained to identify tho vourif? cr.?a. that the bear was uriabie to reach it. lint animal was quickly dispatched, by a well directed blow umler the i ar i .1 . .. p . . t.li. . - iroui me oi a nacu uanisr. ana & triunaplial procebeion earned the "gatue'' to town. Tho net weight of Bruin's oarcaia was aouie ntpotoeq hundred pounds. Republicans who nroacoldin nt "heavy taxes'" should remember that tho way to lengthen them is to reetoro the Southern Statps to their proper condition, tv) that their industry may help us at tho North. There is every prospect of a hard winter for North loeen a pronuioie one, u i no raoicai i i . . liad not destroyed onr Southern mar. I.vt. Jiut taxes will bo jnat as heavy as If the times were good. nCTTho Indianapolis Journal declares that tho best the btate can do lor her creditors is to pay them od in greenbacks tho debt amounting to about seven millions. Yet the Journal insist that we tdiu!J pay orr national creditors in gold Indiana's hare nf thin di-ht liAin.r nlmnr u loin. A nerrro pre -cn'ed himself nt thrt polls in Savanmih. nnd on In ing ssked his name, gave John Smith. I inrji a aa s is llasasV il a at, -a. mm I I j s i . , rTu,i-T aF him, he said, "No, dnt not it John Drown.'' Then thinking he had mado a mi-tal,-e. he ex. hiimed: Declar t Jod I forgot; Til run and find out' and away he went to learn from tho person who was with him at the lime, what name he rt gistcred' Tho Mercury lella of a radical candidate nt Mt rUian, Mississippi, who, rcttirnini: Jium preaching, toon a sable dfttpsei up behind hmi. As ho rode oil nn inlbiential oi l darkey exclaimed, "I jes as soon vote fur dat ar mau as a nigger." A radical CI rtnan paper in St. Lon II concludes that ßince slavery in abolished there uro no longer any identical interest hetween the Ger mar.s and tho Kadical party, and it proposes a general transfer tu th Democratic party. In view of the mutilated rondi tion of a certain form of cuinncv, Geo. Spinner has issued an order. Hut does he not sap the fooftsJatioa oi all manhood when he recalls tho hve ccia.-i women, there would be too iflany eplitrt in tie- party. Victor P.iseb, tho Kadical Auditor of Vandcrhurh county, has leeu indicateJ by the grand jury for extortion in the way of illegal ices. He is (o be tried in January. 0 A country lawyer who was tho happy fatiierof ten tail girl.-. Hveragjing ..hour six feet in higlit. often heant- . " vencral W oud, wrilinir Ironi " w,nr ""ouurni to btrangors iu s,l?t vu k,u c,,ll,rutlMI A U I I ' I T 11 fl 1 1 I IX 1 l.oi. in t Ii i i 1 iV i "ae uwiinu itianiir, areii, ore i.t t bells too fret nun tly crack if Why is every women a flifef? Because she "horns" iier stsvs. ami McriU" her babies? Tl ft Drmnr.rta.lie mine!fi- in ntmr short "home." Tbo whiskey tat.