Jasper Republican, Volume 1, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 April 1875 — Makes hist Wife Sweep Sand. [ARTICLE]

Makes hist Wife Sweep Sand.

The circuses are abroad in the land, 7 . '*■ ———— Circuit court two weeks from next Mon* day. Z Potatoes can be bad at Winamac for $1 per bushel. The snow continued to foil nearly all of last Saturday. . Mr. Wm. Price, Jr., of Carpanter, called on us Saturday. .. . We noticed Mr. Wm. Pestar, of Goodland, in t >wn Monday. John C. Wolf—Monticello—drunk—railroad accident —dead. Mr. Joseph Crowitenof Remington, was in the city Saturday. —, • • Old papers for sale at the Republiab office —5 cents per dozen.

For gloves, salmon hued kids are worn by the cod-fish aristocracyIt has been stated that the gold found in the Black HiKs is for Siouxpenor, to any other. The “gentle xepnyrs” of last Friday were sufficient to remind us of the Arctic regions. —fo— Rensselaer has one advantage by not being a railroad town we are not troubled* with tramps. The Crawfordsville Journal ot last week contained five hundred and eighty-seren lines of business locals. Last Monday was the one hundredth anniversary ofthe battle of Lexington—the beginning of tbo Revolutionary war. « : - «-■■ - , At the Remington Nursery will be f und a full supply of apple, pear and cherry trees, hedge plants, at reasonable figures.

At the spell last Friday night Mr. J. A. Burnham came out first best. Another orthographical tussle ai the Court House to-night. Why don’t you spruce up, and have some style about you—take your giil and go to Doc. Kellay’s, and get your photographs taken. That’s the way to do. A mon whose thumb was shot off in the army can draw six dollars per month, while one who breaks four ribs falling down stairs is asked by the boys if it hurt him much. Any person Jesiring to purchase a “Dorn est c,” or a MilsmShuttleSewingMachine —both new machines—can make a g< od bargain by calling at the Republican office. The editor of the Mishawaka Enterprise probably speaks from experience when he soys: “If there is anything on earth lhat beats four aces it is a kind and amiable wife.” Mr C. W. Clifton still has a few more of those Family Favorites left—the Weed Sewing Machine—the best machine manufactured ; ut least all who have tried them say so. . Mr. M. L. Alford, of Alton, 111., has announces that Christ is coming sometime during the present month. As there is only one more week of the month of April we presume the end is near.

[Mail and Magnet.] Rowens of the Michigan City News makes his wife sweep sand out of his bed every night before he retires.