Jewish Post, Indianapolis, Marion County, 10 February 1988 — Page 20

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FLASH! "Grin-ers"! A fellow was visiting in New York and asked a passerby, "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" The New Yorker answered, "Practice, man, practice!" ... OR ... One rabbi to another rabbi, "How many people attend your services?" The second rabbi replied, "300 regularly and 600 Y and R!" The first rabbi asked, "What's Y and R?" And the answer was "Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah!" ...OR... 10-year-old to father, "Before you met mom, who told you how to drive?" ... OR ... (sudden thought) When you think of having a woman president, that's okay! What bothers me, is having a man for a "first lady!" FLASH! A "Miller" highlite of bowling! Last week, at the B'nai B'rith League, Gary Miller made scores of223-235-224, for a new record this year of 682 actual! His brother. Matt Miller, also bowled a 235

score, the same score as Gary's middle game! Gary is the eldest son and Matt is the youngest son of Stanley Miller, who also bowls in the same league! A father and two sons in the same B'nai B'rith League! That's what I call "togetherness!" They are popular, wellliked and also rate high on my great guys list!

FLASH! A beautiful doll, Alexandria, thanks the stork for bringing her those wonderful parents, Larry and Amy Maurer, and making grandparents of Mickey and Illene Maurer — and that's what they are, "grandparents"! (Mickey will have something else to "blow" about, beside the "shofar" at Beth-El Zedeck!) FLASH! And home from the interesting land of Morocco, are Pat and Irving Glazer! They toured many famous spots and cities, finally reaching Casablanca, where they visited "Rick's

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Bar" made world-wide famous by Humphrey Bogart's picture, Casablanca! Pat says she looked for Humphrey, but all she found were large posters of him, Hollywood style! FLASH! Anniversary greetings to a lovely couple, Marlene and Peter Leeds of Noblesville! It's their 21st! May you both celebrate many many more wonderful anniversaries! ... FLASH! Welcome back to Jean Gurvitz, after an extended vacation, visiting with son and family in Chicago, daughter and son-in-law in San Diego and on returning to Indiana stopped in Tucson to visit some of husband Leo's family! Glad to see you back, Jean! FLASH! A surprise! Last weekend it was Irvin Rose's (of Lafayette) '70th" birthday, and he was honored with a surprise Oneg Shabbat at Temple Israel! He deserved it! Irvin has been a pillar, in Lafayette, for the Jewish community; very active at Temple and especially B'nai B'rith! Irvin is a former Indyite! Congrats, Irv, on a happy birthday — keep going strong! FLASH! The popular Broadmoor Club will be closed this month of February —remodeling. It will be beautiful! ... FLASH! Gals, don't tell the guys that I said it's "Leap Year!" (reminds me) Etiquette note! When a matron asks a young gentleman to "guess" her age, he should say, "The problem is that I can't decide whether to make you lOyears younger, because of your looks, or 10 years older because of your charm! (no charge!) FLASH! Norm's Philosophy of the week! If people got one-tenth of what was promised to them in these campaign speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to want to go to heaven! ... FLASH! Happy anniversary to that wonderful two-some, Ann and Richard Classed FLASH! Back home again in Indiana are Adele and son, Mike Silver, and daughter, Margie, and husband. Dr. Don

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Layton, and children, and Adele's sister Molly Regenstreif! They all enjoyed being together for a week, and seeing the sights of Disney World in Orlando! FLASH! Smiles for you! Hear about the two podiatrists who became "arch" rivals! ... OR... A politician is one who never met a tax he didn't "hike!" ... OR... When a bear was bom at the zoo, to cover the story, they send a "cub" reporter! ... OR ... (love this one) When the PTL a pplied for bankruptcy, they probably had more "faith" in the "11th Chapter" than the 10 Commandments! FLASH! A newsy item! Any morning, when you feel like rising very early, you may see three charming gals walk-

ing the Glendale Mall daily! They walk together, Rita Cohen, Illene Maurer, and Joyce Sacks, and then sip coffee (and only coffee) as they fi nish their morning roundup! Keep awalking and a-talking, youall! FLASH! Have you been to the enlarged new look at Shapiro's? (Now you have "more" room to stop and talk to friends on your way out! (tee hee)! The food will be the same, which is why Shapiro's rates among the tops in the city! ... FLASH! So many affairs, parties, etc. have been going on the past few weeks— so I'm going to put everybody's name in my column — "EVERYBODY'S NAME!" I said it and I'm sorry!

Jerusalem rabbi is Beth-El speaker

Rabbi Jack J. Cohen of Jerusalem will deliver a talk at Beth-El Zedeck Congregation at 9 p.m., next Wednesday, Feb. 17 on the Arab-Israeli confrontation. He is the author of a timely book entitled The Reunion of Isaac and Ishmael which Suggest that reconciliation is possible between the Israelis, descendants of Isaac, and Arabs, descendants of Ishmael. From 1961 to 1984, Dr. Cohen served as the director of the B'nai B'rith Hillel Foundation at the Hebrew University irrjerusalem. In this position, he established programs which created opportunities

for Arab and Jewish students to meet with each other in an atmosphere of mutual respect and constructive confrontation. Dr. Cohen concludes his book with the central question of the Arab-Jewish dilemma: "Jews and Arabs are once again together on the common ancestral soil. can these two peoples, acknowledging and accepting their common origin, build a new life together founded on mutual respect...?" Following Dr. Cohen's lecture there will be a reception and book-signing session. The public is invited.

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