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FLASH! A chuckle! It was funny when die fellow said, "I'm always suspicious of any Church that tells you the "end" is near, then asks you to sign a three-year building fund pledge! .Here is a "truism"! — Don't tell me what a great country Russia is, until its people are allowed to leave! "Freeing" is believing! FLASH! On Dec. 15, the popular William Cooler (Harry and Devera) said those beautiful words, "Love" — "honor" and "Oh Boy" to the lovely Patricia Ann O'Donnell (Indy) and were married at IHC! Bill graduated

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OR There was an ancient city buried under our local golf course! The Sunday golfers dug it up! FLASH! A few days ago, in a beautiful ceremony, Dr. William Cooper (Bemie and Lillian) changed the vivacious Penny Rosenkoetter's (Chicago) name to Mrs. William Cooper, via the marriage route! Dr. Cooper is a Neurologist with Metro Health and Penny is a medical student! They make a swell duo! Congrats Penny and Bill! FLASH! A funny! A politician talking — "Of course we're having our "ups” and "downs"! What do you expect when you elect "YoYos?" (this comment could explain all our problems)! FLASH! Belated birthday greetings to one swell guy, Julius Zukerman, Dec. 13, and also to the attractive Eleanor Glickstein, Dec. 22, and happy birthday greetings to the charming Ruth Wolf! FLASH! It was a Xmas Eve Anniversary (kosher style) for Lou and Pauline Kaseffi FLASH! a real funny! Did you hear about the Texas rancher who is suing for divorce? He found his "dear" and an "Interloper" at

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FLASH! Reminder Service! Be sure to attend the Beth-El Zedeck Men's Club Minyan Breakfast, Sunday, Jan. 19, where our own Indy Mayor William Hudnut, will answer your questions! Sure to be an interesting morning! Also plan to attend the Beth-El Men's Club Annual $10,000 Raffle Bonanza, Saturday, January 25th! Invitations will soon arrive! Business aids! This is an age of specialization! One store sells nothing but chairs, couches and cushions! It's a headquarters for hindquarters! OR .To be successful in business, you must find a market to buy your product! For instance, has anyone ever tried to convince and "Octopus", he needs and "under-arm" deodorant? FLASH! It was a real surprise Xmas eve birthday party for Loma Aron at the Golden Dragon! A well kept secret, eh Dr. Harold Aron? Happy birthday, Loma and

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This is true! A gift shop had a tremendous assortment of all types of cups, and one cup was imprinted, "A Yiddishe Cup"! Jok e! I just had my annual physical and the doctor says I'm as sound as a dollar! But he thinks I'D

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FLASH! Congrats to our own Mike Passo (A1 and Leona) who is steadily building a great reputation in the medicine field! After receiving his Masters, Mike is now serving his

residency as Chief of Ophthalmology, and Glaucomatologist, at the Veterans Hospital at Portland, Oregon! Mike was in over the holidays to visit family and friends! Best wishes, Mike, for a wonderful future! A clean joke! Isn't it amazing? We go all the way to the moon to pick up rocks — and here on Earth, we don’t even pick up beer bottles! FLASH! With the 2nd half of the B'nai B'rith Bowling League now in progress, the teams are fighting hard! At present writing, the Norm Weisman's Associates jumped into the lead; 2nd place is Ivan Chalfie Associates; followed by Rex Alarm and Washington Auto, tied for 3rd place! The Weisman team consists of Milt Goldstein, A1 Wachter, Jay Goodman, Doug Seidman, Manny Unger, Allan Atlas and Norm! Let's hold them, gang! FLASH! Guess who? If you saw this on an auto "license" plate or a "bumper sticker" — "A1 AN A2" — guess who drives that car? He's a popular orchestra leader! FLASH! A nostalgic memory! I wonder how many guys and gals would remember away back when the "Sweetheart Dance” was held! It was for the

over 25 singles club! Now hear this! The admission charge was 1 (one) cent a lb. for the girl's weight! And the fellows were restricted if they didn’t bring a date! Those were the good old days, they say! No wonder the Chinese don't get along with the Russians! You ever try to eat borscht with chopsticks? FLASH! New Year Resolution for young men over 60! Will enjoy attending the NFL (not for ladies) club meetings in 1986! Lots of action, fun and activity promised! Come one, come all! And to all — start the New Year right — Smile and stay well! (1st NFL meeting, January 8th)! FLASH! I have a friend who doesn't diet and never gains an ounce! He eats six meals a day! An average meal consists of two steaks, four pounds of potatoes, three hamburgers, an apple pie, a malted, an ice cream soda, and a hot fudge sundae — and he still weighs the same, 475 pounds! Mrs. Eva Halperin celebrated her birthday on Dec. 28 at the home of her daughter and son-in-law, Audrey and Steve Sicker, in Florida. She is a former resident of Indianapolis.

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