Jewish Post, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 October 1985 — Page 4

NORM WEISMAN

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FLASH! Many Yom Kippur observers were heard to say, “After services are over they are going on a seafood diet; when they “see food" they’re going to eat it!” (Start the new year right by smiling!) FLASH! The popular Sam Mishelow (Leon and Lenora) said those “engaging” words to the lovely Johnna Heilyer (Sandy and Jerry) and the “knot” will be tied on October 19th at the IHC Temple! They are both graduates of I.U. and Johnna was a 500 Speedway 1985 Princess this year! They make a handsome couple — Congrats Johnna and Sam! (the lovebug finally bit you — eh Sam?) FLASH! Several months ago I wrote about Matthew Miller (of the Gary Millers) being a terrific bowler with the AZA team, in the B’nai B'rith bowling league! Last season, he had bowled many high scores and had an amazing curve ball and I said that he should be on T.V., as it would be a thrill to watch this! Matt is now a freshman at I.U. (and hear this) he is on the I.U. Bowling Team! Not many freshman can say that! Keep the ball rolling, Matt! FLASH! Out of the mouths of babes! The non-Jewish 4-yr. old boy pointed to the Mezuzah on Sid's grandmother's door and asked, “What’s that?” And 4 yrold Sid answered, “That’s so Santa Claus won’t stop at

their house!” Reminds me about little Eddie who was saying his prayers, “Bless my mommy, bless my daddy, bless my aunt Jenny and please make St. Louis the capital of Missouri! Amen!” “Why darling,” asked his mother, deeply shocked, “what made you say that?” Eddie said, “Because that’s what I put on my examination paper!” FLASH! Birthday greetings to Lew Rothbard (Lew is a great tennis player), also to Jay Donor, Sept. 15th; belated birthday greetings to Mimi Kosene and to Doily Dann, Sept. 19th Anniversary greetings to Sam and Molly Roth, Sept. 18th! A tee hee! The guy said, “Every day I look at naked legs and breasts!” The other fellow asked, "You’re a producer?” First guy replies, “No, ‘ColonelSanders’!” FLASH! The new team that joined the B’nai B’rith Sunday morning league is “Rex Alarm”! The team consists of Capt. Joel Cohen, Bob Laiken, Steve Cohen, Mel Goldsmith, David Yonce and Sid Laiken! A great bunch of guys and glad to have you aboard (or rather — on the alleys) and I predict that your team will always be near the top! And congrats to Rick Gerbofsky, who bowled a 257 actual in the Monday night Beth-El Zedeck league; one of the season’s highs so far!

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FOR ALL TO SEE: This exhibit, which is currently on display at the Children’s Museum in Indianapolis, was made by sixth and seventh grade students at the Indianapolis Hebrew Academy and the museum staff. The showcase explains some of the rituals of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. The exhibit closes on October 7.

FLASH! With thanks to Rabbi Dennis Sasso, for this gem, which he told his congregation, causing a loud ‘titter’ to be heard! — A husband and wife were in court, appearing before a judge for a divorce, and each parent presented an argument for custody of their 9-yr. old son! The judge couldn't reach a decision as to which one should receive custody of the son, and decided to speak to the boy himself, in his chambers! Upon asking the son, which parent he would prefer to live with, the answer came clear and bold, “Sir, my mother gets angry with me and ‘beats’ me; my father gets upset with me and ‘beats’ me! I would prefer to live with the Indianapolis Colts — they don’t beat’ anybody!” (thanks Rabbi — new joke)! FLASH! The new salesman was told by the boss, he must be polite to all customers! So when a customer came in and said to the salesman, “Can I try on that dress in the window?" — he let her try it on in the window! (must be a ‘see-thru’ dress!) Happy birthday to Dr. Myron Weinberger, Sept. 21st! And Happy 15th Anniversary to Carol and Steven Goldstein! Anyone you know! Woman customer to furrier, “Could you have the cost delivered with the price tag still on il to my neighbor, Mrs. Fleg enheimer, by mistake?” FLASH! Remember to turn on the George Burns show on Oct. 9th and see our own Howard Arshop (Howard Allen) as one of the star performers! I hear that this could be the big big start! "Break a leg” Howard! FLASH! Two mental patients, looking over the wall to the outside world, saw a man working, and one said to the other, “What’s he doing?” And the other man answered, “He’s putting fertilizer on the strawberries!” “Fertilizer on the strawberries,” exlaimed the first man, "we put sugar and cream on ours, and they call us crazy! ” FLASH! October anniversary greetings to Max and Carolyn Calderon and to Charles and Zenia Bassler!

Aaron Pinkus, was Bar AAitzvah

And I won’t forget this fellow’s birthday, eh Rich Weinstein, and you hit the lucky 40-age group! Best wishes to all! FLASH! Orchids to the Variety Club International, for donating for the 3rd straight year, a Variety Club Sunshine Van, to the Jewish Community Center! Great transportation for the senior citizens as well as for the childrens' programs! FLASH! Two nice guys, Sheldon Weiss and Dan Frisch, are seniors at I.U. and room together and were on the AEPI Fraternity bicycling team that won the “little 500” this past year! Dan Frisch’s grandfather was the popular well known Daniel Frisch of past years! Nice to meet new people, Jeff Weiss, who is Sheldon’s brother! Jeff is a lawyer! Also nice meeting Ron and Leslie Katz, and Ron is na attorney! And for you attorneys, this nice “true or false” chuckle! When a student enters law school, he is provided with a huge book containing the subjects to study! The contents read like this: pages 1-20, “Libel Laws”; pages 21-25, “Divorce Laws”; pages 26-40, “Criminal Laws”; and pages 41-556, “Loopholes’’! I rest my case! FLASH! Important Reminder to the “Connection Indy Jewish Singles Club” — Rememer the big affair to be

held at the Atkinson Hotel ballroom on Sunday, October 13th, 7-11 p.m., with special floorshow, refreshments and dancing! Remember — don’t stay home — “Downtown” (song) and it’s a good way to start the New Year! People meet people! (years ago, I started an “over 25” single club! Believe me, many of the gals and guys enjoyed the pleasure of meeting people and best of all, many marriages were made! I have spoken!) FLASH! Another chuckle or two! A farm boy and a town gal were at the farm watching the calf and its mother rubbing noses! “Gee,” said the farm boy, “I’d like to be doing that!” “Go ahead,’’ smiled the city gal, “It’s your cow!” OR Reminds me of the calf standing in front of a large silo, looking for his pop, and yelling, “Is my ‘fodder’ in there?” (read it again)! Belated An niversary Greetings to Bemie and Sylvia Levinsky and Birthday belated greetings to Marvin Farber, Sept. 10th! FLASH! Love this! Two horse race touts (bookies) went to Church! On the way out, after services, one said to the other, “I told you, it’s not “hialeah” it’s “Hallelujah!” Happy New Year to all, from Norm, Laura and Sandy too!

Aaron Pinkus, son of Craig Pinkus and Mady Rohn took place on Sept. 28 at Indianapolis Hebrew Congregation. Maternal grandparents Morris and Esther Berger from Miami, Fla. and paternal grandparents Seymour and Virginia Pinkus from Indianapolis attended the ceremony. Aaron enjoys soccer and basketball and attends Northview. Out-of-twon guests include: Sylvia Liberman, Chicago, 111.; Robert and Esther Manewith, Chicago, 111.; Bemie and Evelyn Adlin, Los Angeles; Karan Berger, Parlin, N.J.; and Pat and Nalanie Alexander, Spartanberg, S.C.

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