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THE NATIONAL JEWISH POST

Friday, July 16, 1646

WISECRACKS

by NORM

WEISMAN

T^LASH! Frank Danzig Just made a deal to £orm a “lifetime L partnership” with lovely Florence Shapiro via the “engagement” route! Congrats! . . . Flash! Prediction! I want this to happen so I will mix up the initials of a very attractive girl and a swell fellow who’s connected with the jewelry business!! The mixed up initials are SHBD! (ask her now, S, and give me a scoop!) . . . Flash! The stork made proud parents of the Julius Beilachs with a beautiful girl! Congrats! . . . It’s a boy for the Dr. Harry Sacks! Best wishes! * • • HOW TO ATTRACT GIRLS! I went out and got myself a sunburn and now the girls say I’m a ’peeling! (ouch!) ... I wish I’d written a column three weeks ago, so I could have told about the Lou Goulden’s celebrating their 25th anniversary! Belated Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. G, and may you have many, njany more! . . . Fellows, see me in person, so I can tell you how nice and attractive Rosalie Pollack is! I really like her! . . . Youth was having its fling at the Sapphire, so Leon Kasseff took Myrna Kaplan, Don Fisher took Marilyn Miceli and Peter Cahn took Marilyn Bederman (of Lexington Ky.) there! (This was cute! Marilyn being from Kentucky was being kidded about wearing shoes and being hill-billy etc., and when the hamburger was served on just two slices of bread, said, “How do you eat this, it doesn’t have a bun around it!”) 'it "If THAT ATTRACTIVE GAL with the flashing smile visiting Wash. D. C. is Rayno Nahmias! (I wonder if this is “also” a vacation trip! "Steak me” if I’m right, Rayno! Ha Ha!) . . . Atlantic City is entertaining last Sunday’s newlyweds,. the Sam Wides (Alice Benjamin) Best wishes! . . . Att California! The swellest girl this side of heaven will visit your section around Aug. 14. It's my sister, Edna! She’s not like me, because she’s wonderful and you will love her: Bring out the welcome mat! . . . Fellows, better be nice to the Mort Potasnicks (Audrey Sabol) because Mort’s sister from N. Y. is here and plenty cute! Her name is Carole! . . . Puzzle of the week! At the Zionist convention in Pittsburgh, who walked out to see who walked out to see who else walked out! Some opposition, eh fellows! Let’s all ask “Proxy” Abe Miller and if he won’t give you the answer, he will give you a sandwich and his story! . . , ★ ★ ★ REMKMBER THIS NAME as a future great swimmer! He’s Barry Silberman (of the S. A. Silbermans) and he’s only six! (I’m not a swimmer, but you ought to see me go into a dive!) . . . Twenty-five years with the right woman is what George Frank is saying about his charming wife, when they celebrated their i e l Turchin) of N. Y. visiting anniversary! Congrafs to a family and friends, then with the wonderful cauple! . . . The Bernie Lefkowitzs (Helen Kay) Morrie Cantors and the Har- visited the Bernard Perrys (Milold Sattingers slugging the h Brenner) in Cincy! . . . The pill (miniature golf to you) at Art Jacobs (Babara Sternfels) Little America! Congrats Morrie helping the Ralph Greenbergs on that hole in one! (I missed a (Genesia Epstein) celebrate their hole in one by 3 strokes!) . . . 6-months anniversary at the SapAtt to the Bob Pallmans! Rosalie phire! Those two swell couples Gilvon of Chicago says “hello!” th e Aaron Clicks and the Aaron She’s plenty O.K.! . . . Flash! Do Ungers, having a midnite snack you know that with our own Sam a t Sam’s! (Did you see the Sam Mantel as coxswain, the Harvard Subway’s ad, where they said crew came in second place in the “Norm Weisman ate here!” Want Olympic tryouts, and then it was my autograph?) mly by 3 second! (glad to see it it it you around town, Sammy!) . . . FLORIDA AND CUBA are exThe Dr. Irving Newmarks (Mur- cited! The Morrie Katzs (Ruthie

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Goodman) are going to visit there soon! . , . “Go west young man,” so Irv Berkowitz is taking his lovely wife (Dorothy Cooper) there for a trip! . . . That gorgeous orchid that Ray Levi wore was for a wonderful occasion! It was given by her hubby, Manuel (Doggie) Levi to celebrate their 10th anniversary at the Sapphire! Roy sure looked attractive and to help make it a real celebration were the Orrie Schuchmans, the Phil Levans, and the Tony Micelis! (Congrats Roy and Doggie!) . . . Personal to Emanuel Tropp, director of the day camp at Kirshbaum! You’re doing a terrific job and keep up the good work! Your personal touch is swell! Everyone who sends their kids there can be assured of the best for the kinds! You deserve credit. ★ ★ ★ SOME ONE ASKED ME to get them some olive oil! Personally I can’t see why they want to oil an olive! (ouch!) . . . Jack Kammins (Mr. "B’nai B’rith” and a lawyer) passing out “habeas corpus” (cigars to you) because wifey (Jennie Effroymson) presented him with a beautiful girl! Congrats! . . . Indpls will lose one of their swellest families when the Norman Beckers and family (hubba hubba) Joan and Irwin, move to Cleveland any day now! (Best of luck to all of you, and drop me a line Joan!!) . . . Say, Bobby Glazer, while you are vacationing in South Haven, find out “is it really called the ‘Garden of Yiddin?”’ . . . Congrats to the Sid Levys (Mildred Lob) who just celebrated their 10th anniversary! ... The Herman Burnsteins (Estelle Grossman) dining at the Horizon room! . . . I know a few fellows who went fishing just for the “halibut”! (Gee that gag “smelt”!) .. . Att Oscar Davis! Aren’t you going to California around the first of August, and its also for business! I know you're in the dress business, but have one "single order filled”! Give me a scoop! ★ ★ ★ THE LOVABLE Oscar Tavels giving his brother, Max, from Toledo the Hoosier hospitality! . . Too bad fellows, but that terrific gal, Greta Foreman of Chicago who was visiting the Sol Grants, left for home! She may be back soon, but line up behind me! . . . Flash! Say, Dr. Jack Dorman (who is now connected with a Detroit hospital) are you cohsidering a lifetime asst, helper? I hear she’s lovely!! Come on and tell me! I won’t teil a soul. In fact I’ll only put it in small print! . . . I know a guy who put iodine in his wallet because he received a “cut” in his salary! . . . it it it FLASH! The mixed up initials SLKB to announce it soon! Her family recently moved to California and he’s a-a, what are you Bernie? How do I know about it! Ha Ha! (You’re both swell!) . . . Flash! Several weeks ago I wrote “I hope my dream comes true and one of my predicted doctors rings that lovely local belle . . .” He just did, and it’s Dr. Morrie Stoner to Joan (Jodie) Jackson! Congrats! . . . Another Flash! It’s Dr. Sam Patterson engaged to lovely Ann Gold of Murcle! Congrats. . . . Flash! The Jewish Post is moving to a new location, address to be found on the front page! (Now Mr. Editor, take that gun out of my ribs!) Bye now! Indiana Edition Jane Calvelage, Editor 4t6 S. Meridian St. LI. 3408 Indianapolis, find.

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