Jasper County Democrat, Volume 23, Number 64, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 November 1920 — Dad Still There. [ARTICLE]

Dad Still There.

Fatter (upstairs)—lt is time for that young man to go home. Young Man—Your father is a crank. Father (overhearing)—Well, when you don't have' a self-starter, a crank comes In mighty handy. —Pitt Panther.