Jasper County Democrat, Volume 22, Number 73, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 December 1919 — SOMETHING WAS WRONG HERE [ARTICLE]

SOMETHING WAS WRONG HERE

A sale bill bearing 'the signature of “Will Quit Work’’ has been going the rounds of the press, and purports to be a" Missouri auction sale, giving evidence of what queer combinations can be made by a printer who is suffering from *the effects of a night out and badly pies the galley. The bill announcing the sale includes the following list: "Twenty-five good cows, broke to work; *4l head of cultivators, coming in soon; 10 head of shoveling boars, with scoops by side; 8 piano mares; 120 rods canvas belting, better than new; De Laval cow, with Ice cream, attachment; McCormick binder, in foal; Poland China bobsled, due to farrow In April; 14 head of chickens with grass-seed attachment, in good working order; 2 J. I. C. riding heifers, good as new; spraying outfit, can be ridden or driven by children; 15 billy goats, 70 bushels’ capacity, with spraying nozzle and other attachments; many othA articles too numerous to mention, which I expect to at night between now and date of sale.”— Country Gentleman.