Jasper County Democrat, Volume 22, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 April 1919 — SPRING SMILES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

SPRING SMILES

Costly Experiment. “Do you subscribe to the theory that a little learning is a dangerous thing? “Yes,” replied Mr. Gadspur. “I thought I knew enough about my au» tomobile to take it apart and put it together again, but this bill of $154.17 from a repair shop proves that I didn’t.” WO Found Out.

Kitty—Jack told me I was the first girl he ever told he loved. Betty When did he tell you that? Kitty Monday night. Why? Betty—Oh, noth* ing; only he must have been lying to me Tuesday night.

Admires the Conquerors, “Poor Dlbbleby!” “What’s the matter with him?” “He’s the worst henpecked man I know. And what do you suppose his hcbby is?” "I can’t Imagine.” “Napoleonana.” . ;•£