Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 95, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 February 1919 — CAP and BELLS [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

CAP and BELLS

Consoling Thought. “What Is this fearful looking mo*> ster?” “A dinosaur. It dates back to the—^ “Never mind about looking up ttn age. There is quite enough satiafMh tlon for me in the knowledge that I can drive my motorcar all over this blessed country of ours and never m> Into a beast like that.” The Adversity of Genlust “I’ll tell you, gentlemen,” shouted the lecturer, “this is an age wtaa genius is recognized.” “It certainly is," interrupted a Seedylooking chap with the mournful mum tache in the front row. “That’s wl* everybody slips down a side street tfls it goes by.” A Mystery. Newedd —Did you spend as money as this before I married you? Mrs. Newedd—-Why, yes. Newedd— Then I can’t understand why your fgther went on so when I took you away from him.—Bosts® Transcript. f Promises. “I am afraid you have been unabt* to keep your promises." “Yes," replied Senator Sorghum $ “some promises are like eggs. YeuTu* got to break ’em to get at the tnatflu facts and then keeping them becomes out of the question.” Not Definite Enough. Jones —Do you remember me tenth lng you $5 or $lO some six or eight months ago? Brown —Great Scott, man! Do yam expect to raise money on such ambiguous statements of fact as that?— Akron Times. Place your “Wtuut Ad” in Hi Democrat and get reenlta.