Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 February 1919 — GETTING A LIGHT. [ARTICLE]

GETTING A LIGHT.

A condemned sinner was vainly aw* deavoring to light his pipe. “Tell me,” he said to Satan, “do yew keep these fires of yours burning Uscessantly, without regard to the cost of fuel T" “Incessantly,” was the sepulchral rwply. “Well,. 1 can’t blame you. With the kind of matches we’re getting. If yew ever let the fires go out, the chance* are you’ll never get ’em started agate.*