Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 January 1919 — How He Escaped Draft. [ARTICLE]

How He Escaped Draft.

First Little Boy (whose father is in the draft age}—My father, got out of the draft. i Second Ditto —How did he, do it? First Little Boy—Why, he simply closed the Window.