Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 January 1919 — STILL AT IT. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

STILL AT IT.

Hubby—A fellow named Jones called me a lunatic today. Wifey—He’s too good a judge Of hu man nature to have a common, ordinary name like Jones. Advice. Learn to say "No," young fellow, Learn to say “No”—and then Tou won’t In the cold gray morning Be saying: “Never againl” Good Reason. . “I am afraid, my dear young friend, that I am losing my grip.” “Don’t say that, professor. Why, your address has been holding attention from the start.” “But I am losing my grip, I tell you. I saw the porter give it to the wrong man.” His Job. “This new nurse who was an expugilist wants to know, what special duty in the hospital you have for him.” “Let him attend to the insomnia patients. He is just the man to put them to sleep.” What He Is Thankful For. “Uncle! You seem to have some trouble getting over the ground.” “I ain’t complainin’, boss, so long ez I kin keep from gittln’ under it.”— Judge. • Their Principal Use. “Pop, what are ayes and noes for In legislative bodies?” “With some of them, my child, thej are first to scent jobs and then wink at them.” Father's Views. “We’re all tpiman.” “I know, but it is hard to take that view of some of the specimens my daughter encourages to call.”

HER CHOICE.

Mrs. Morningcall—What women’* clubs do you favor? Mrs. Strongarm—When I need on« for tramps or my husband I can swing a rolling pin or a broom pretty handy. He Learned. A doting father is Bill Bum, He’s like a lot more, by jlng; He paid a lot of coin to learn • That his dear daughter cannot sing.