Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 January 1919 — Poor Hub. [ARTICLE]

Poor Hub.

The loving wife entered a tobacconist's shop and held a piece of brown cloth before the eyes of the perplexed clerk. “Say, look here,” she demanded. “Can you match this with cigars or stogies or anything? It’s a piece of my husband’s new brown suit. If you haven’t, got the right shade, say so at once and I'll try around the corner. But I do despise to see a jnan with light brown cigars sticking out the pockets of a dark’ brown suit.