Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 January 1919 — History, Contrariwise. [ARTICLE]

History, Contrariwise.

Eve had just tried to hand Adam the Ben Davis. “No, my spar,” sqld our first ancestor, “knowing as I do what the verdict of future generations will be to my weakness for apples, I shall have to decline. Save it for Caln and Abel.” So saying, he deftly kicked the serpent straight into the open mouth of the family dlnosaurlan which had been standing near by waiting for history to happen. Then he shouldered his hoe and started for Eden, which by his wisdom he had saved from being a war garden.