Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1919 — Couldn’t Get Even. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Get Even.

An Alabama doughboy had troubles galore with a mule: “Ah Just couldn’t take any interest In dat mule. The others were all right. Dls one, first crack outa de box, done bit mah finger. Den, while Ah’m ’zaminln’ mah finger he ups an’ kicjts me In de pants. Den dose bush Germans started a gas attack. “I was s’posed to put gas masks on dern mules an’ den on me. I put masks on two of dem. “Den I led dls ornery one around In dat gas foah two hours, an’ dog mah cats, nothin’ ever happened to dat mule a tall!”