Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1918 — Absent Minded. [ARTICLE]

Absent Minded.

Grocer —That long-haired man who just went out must be a music crank. Customer —Why do you think so? Grocer —lie Insisted that I only give him four beets in the measure.