Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 June 1918 — COURTING TROUBLE. [ARTICLE]

COURTING TROUBLE.

It was a red-letter day for Pat Finnegan. For the first time he was a member of a jury. Dressed in his best suit be was about to depart for the courthouse when his wife asked him where he was going. “Shure. an’ it’s to' coort Oi’m going,” replied Pat. The next day the same thing happened. However, on the third morning things came to a climax. Mrs. Finnegan again asked the question. “Shure, it’s to coort Qi’m going,” -said; Pat. ;;; - f? Mrs. Finnegan took the rolling pin and got ign Pat’s way. “Now, Pat J.’ she replied, “take off them good clothes; yer not going to coort. If there’s any coortin’ to be done, shure. ye’ll do it here, an’ do it with me!”