Jasper County Democrat, Volume 21, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1918 — She Ever Work for You? [ARTICLE]

She Ever Work for You?

Mistress (to cook) —Why, Bridget, what in the world are you doing? Bridget—Shure. It’s'the dochter thot tould me Oi must take oiron fer me blood, an’ Oi’m thryin’ to melt down the poker, bad cess to it! Mistress —But, gracious. Bridget, you can’t drink hot melted Iron ! Bridget—Thin Oi’ll lave it till i* cools.