Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 102, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1918 — Dickie the Diplomat. [ARTICLE]

Dickie the Diplomat.

They had been married two days, “Dickie, dear, which would you rather lose, me or my money?” said the girl. “You, dearest.” “Oh, Dickie!” “But I would. Because, you see, dear, if I lost you, I would have the money to offer a large reward to get you back again.” “You darling boy!”