Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1918 — An Expert Speaks. [ARTICLE]

An Expert Speaks.

“What are your qualifications?” “I’m an expert egg cook.” “How absurd! Why, anybody can cook eggs?” “No, indeed, mum. You’re making a mistake that been’s the cause of a lot of unhappiness in this world.”