Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 96, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 March 1918 — SAYINGS BEFORE THE WAR [ARTICLE]

SAYINGS BEFORE THE WAR

“Whenever you are out of gasoline, Hank, come over and help yourself out !of the tank in niy garage.’’ “Jabez, help Mr. Jones to some more of the roast beef.” “I’ll send you over p. couple of dozen nice fresh eggs from my place.” “How many lumps—three or four?” “Some more butter, mister?’’ “Light or dark meat? Take a little of both.” “You haven't eaten half enough, Mr. Jones.” “My wife never likes to see anybody leave our table hungry.” “Are you sure five is enough? You had better take ten.”—Brook4P lyn Eagle.