Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 65, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 November 1917 — Accidents Will Happen. [ARTICLE]

Accidents Will Happen.

“I’m in a quandary,” said the chronic invalid. “I don’t know what to do.” —-“Anything gone wrong?” “Yes, indeed. The expert dietician who has been giving me such good advice ate something that disagreed with him and now he’s down with an acute attack of indigestion.”