Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1917 — LETTERS FROM OUR READERS [ARTICLE]

LETTERS FROM OUR READERS

AN K¥E4)BENER YET Ach, Kaiser Bill, du lieber, Bill, will you blease ungline your ear— ■ will you some segrets keep while I tolt you ofp dot Onkel Sam across dhei - priney deep? You salt Sam would nod fight, Bill—was a cowyard unt shoost some pluffs Was maken, but shoost so sure you been .mistakens. Dot Onkel Sam he hafe, I peliefe, a hoonert million tons ofe golt, zwei million naughdtreats on dher sea—he hate dher army, tod—unt, Gotti I am ge frightened, Bill, when I gontemplationist what he will do to you. Bill, take my adwise, don’t aggrawate dot man some more, don t rate unt case unt paw, for he is on his hint legs gerisen ub unt he will hant you one between sein augen, yah. You was, I peliefe, some gumpheats, Bill, also som William goats, when you okpectoraded on Sam's flag unt supmarined 'his boats- —yah, it was some foolishness -when you schmoked dot olt man out mit your probagandarationings unt .mit shoodirig off your mout. But dher die is gast, Bill, rebinings are in wain, ©nkel Sam he hafe dher war whoob gife unt it is rewerberationing from Oregon to Maine—unt from 1 efery city in dher lant, from willage glate und glen, dhere coomS dher dramp, dramp, dramplings ofe zehn million fighting men. Yah, rebinings are in wain, Bill;, tears will not „'awail. Sam he hafe ub dher war ax dug unt you will hit dher drail -—yah, you Will hit dher drail, Bill, you'll gans, I bet, gescoot, unt dot gescoot occelerationist by Onkel Sammy poot. • ’ Veil, gootpye, Bill, aufweidersheen, when you are far awaygmaype in olt Sheroosalem aber oud in Blitsenshaff- —wrode me a leader, Bill; sent-me your votdcraff. HEINE VON SAUSAGESTAUFFEN, Americanisher sens yar alreaty, cooming by next Septober, Moroggo, Nord Ameriga. G