Jasper County Democrat, Volume 20, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 May 1917 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The latest note to England was “couched in no uncertain language.*’ It boro many figures. If this talk of economy is kept up it won’t be long before a fat man is looked upon with suspicion. The radical -kaiser boosters in this country are beginning to disappear—some to Mexico, others to ja.iL . J ■ Mr, Bryan was a prophet? A million men (lid spring to arms bvc-r night—but the arms were mostly feminine? Amidst the press of more exciting matters, don’t lose sight of thg fly and the tramp. Swat him and kick him. We know of a doctor who cured a mail of failing memory recently and the patient promptly forgot to pay the bill. | In enumerating the crops to be ! planted this year, it is significant that the authorities omit all mention of wild oats. i At last we are promised a reduction in the cost of foodstuffs. But it’s a long jump between a promise ‘and an empty stomach. It is reported that there is a 1100 per cent rise in the cost of skeletons—which ought to be. good news to those having samples in their closets. , It’s catching, Italy has appointed a commission to America, and Snow we hear that Japan wants to trot arojind under the folds of the Star-Spangled Banner. I With a few exceptions, this war will be fought by poor men. Therefore, witfi limited exceptions, its cost should be paid by the rich men. Fight or pay, should be the rule—but not both.

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